Post videos of people dying - Self explanatory really

troon patrol said:
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That feels when you need six gorillian rounds but can only practically carry 145
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Raging Capybara said:
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The fun starts around the 1 minute mark.

Idiot tried to rob a bank using his rusty and old revolver, but it fails and now he's dead. He bypassed the metal detector pretending to have suffered an accident and using a fake metal bar in his leg.
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If that guard was still looking away for a second and the janitor didn't leave right before it happened (I like to imagine its just her leaving by sheer unaware lucky good timing rather than probably seeing the robber's gun and leaving quietly), they would probably be dead. Kinda of gives an extra thought to that situation.
What's up with that big explosion at the 1:07 mark and the guard leaving though? Hope that man running across to leave the building didn't get hit by a stray bullet.
 
Aib Ld said:
If that guard was still looking away for a second and the janitor didn't leave right before it happened (I like to imagine its just her leaving by sheer unaware lucky good timing rather than probably seeing the robber's gun and leaving quietly), they would probably be dead. Kinda of gives an extra thought to that situation.
What's up with that big explosion at the 1:07 mark and the guard leaving though? Hope that man running across to leave the building didn't get hit by a stray bullet.
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God must fucking love that guard, so many times he could've been filtered but it just so happened the guy's gun jammed on every single shot...
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Now that is one SERIOUS hateboner for an old lady! I seriously have to wonder what the hell she did to that elephant or it's herd earlier in life, because elephants really DO have long memories, and they absolutely have been known to hold grudges for long times.
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Elephants and crows/ravens never forget, for better or worse. You are their friend, they will adore you, you are their enemy, they will make you suffer for it.

The Truth Is Opinion said:
The truck challenge, or "Angel of Death" challenge, is essentially trying to walk in front of trucks and get them to stop for you. Read more here: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/angel-of-death-challenge
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Aka, the "Darwinism challenge"

You automatically lose by playing it
 
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GaryBussy said:
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"Who are you dude?"
*white nigger proceeds to run at him like a psycho from Borderlands and gets predictably shot*

Seriously, what was his plan?

Also the blue car just passing by " *on the phone* Ah, nothing honey, that sound was nothing. I just literally saw the police shoot someone down..."
Lards and Lasses said:
6 shots. Also cops are instructed to say "don't move"/"stop resisting"/"show me your hands"/"drop the gun"/etc for legal reasons a defense attorney will almost always attempt to exploit. They say it even if it's obvious that the person is dead.
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Reminds me of a joke I made about Mass Effect when I was streaming the trilogy once

Garrus: You are under arrest, Saren!
Saren: *Dead*
Garrus: .......*Shoot at his head* STOP RESISTING!
Van Darkholme said:
"adored and beloved by all"
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A lot of times thats said about the worst type of individuals that were, in reality, hated by all around that and they are mostly glad he is dead but they gotta get those "he's a gud boi" points
 
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Vingle said:
It's pretty clear most people are too distressed to do anything logical in these situations. My question is, would they survive if they moved to the middle?
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In this specific case, potentially. However how would they know that's the case and that the comparatively weaker middle might have buckled and dumped them? Being under the comparatively stronger lift-points and closer to the controls is going to generally be best practice. You're trying to catch up to something rolling downhill and you're at a dead stop.
Hard hats or maybe even a for-realsies helmet would be a great idea in this case. Who cares if you're physically alive if you're mentally a vegetal? If you're in the kind of place with actual regulations and you do things right you'd start with a harness like this:
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The steel hardware will withstand getting beat against a building much better than any part of a meatbag will. That top lanyard will actually almost triple in length during to a fall, there are shock absorbing sections meant to break away. There's even variable-length auto-retractors that could be anchored to the same place the basket is. Either of those would give someone the option to try and use that short yellow job to anchor themself somewhere relatively safer. The harness is going to distribute your weight and stop circulatory issues while you dangle. This next bit isn't required in most settings but you're not going to see my ass >100' without one of these:
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And twice as much rope in a bag as however high I'm being sent. The basket may not be able to ascend in time to escape weather bearing down, but I can bail the fuck out and go inside with plenty of time. Have you seen the pic of those two dudes hugging as they're trapped above a burning windmill? Gear like this was optional then and even if they had it they were not keeping it on them. You're rolling the dice when mother earth decides to fuck your shit up. Why make the odds worse?
 
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ForgedBlades said:
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Fuck me, this is like a comedy sketch!
Raging Capybara said:
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The fun starts around the 1 minute mark.

Idiot tried to rob a bank using his rusty and old revolver, but it fails and now he's dead. He bypassed the metal detector pretending to have suffered an accident and using a fake metal bar in his leg.
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Janitor: *deep frustrated sigh* You gotta be shitting me...

Jokes aside, I hope the cop was fine. What a fucking idiot, I wonder what went through his head as he entered the spinning door and realised he was too weak and about to die? Oh wait, niggers dont think.

Rest in Piss straw hat.
Homefries said:
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Street Shitters, am I right?
Psyduck said:
God must fucking love that guard, so many times he could've been filtered but it just so happened the guy's gun jammed on every single shot...
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There is a Far Cry 2 joke in there somewhere, I just cant think of one that isnt too easy/obvious
 
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Raging Capybara said:
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The fun starts around the 1 minute mark.

Idiot tried to rob a bank using his rusty and old revolver, but it fails and now he's dead. He bypassed the metal detector pretending to have suffered an accident and using a fake metal bar in his leg.
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I have to nitpick this video because that's just who I am. Why is the janitor wearing a hair net at a bank? What's the worst that could happen? This isn't food service where your hair could get into someone's food. A stray hair gets on a dollar bill, not even remotely a problem. Makes no sense to me.

So the bank is so strict that they make the janitor wear a hair net, but I noticed there is no "wet floor" sign in the lobby. The robber could have just purposely slipped on the floor and sued the bank instead of trying to shoot the guard.
 
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Two-bit said:
If that guy wanted to end that officer, why not just use that 1.5 ton hunk of metal to crash into him? Why try to hit him with an axe when you know for a fact he's packing a gun?? I know I know...I shouldn't be applying logic to some crazy dumbass.
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Antifa types ain’t too bright sometimes. Their feeling and sensibilities are their own Achilles heel.
 
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