The Creep has been in that apt since the 1st and what what can be seen of the kitchen it looks clean. We know clean is not his style of living. He must be really afraid of screwing up his current living arrangement for it to not be all trashed up. A dishwasher can be seen at 5:22.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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He will fuck that dishwasher up. His dumbass will put plates in without scraping them.
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The layout of that kitchen and the institutional grade linoleum make me think it's just a more hands off flophouse not an actual apartment. It's just Mallon with less room service. They probably funnel the hobos there so EBT pays for their meals, less cost and work for Mallon that way.
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Let me let you all know that My Fresh Basket is a SPENDY grocery store. He has no business in there. Also, it took him no time to be dropping chips on the floor and not picking them up. Jesus christ.
I think it's a house that has been divided into a couple of apartments.
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Would you say it's a kind of home for a group of people?
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That's what the dishwasher's for, biggit.
Haven't you seen commercials for grease-cutting Dawn? You just put your crusty burned cookie sheet in that bad boy and, POOF! Brand-fuckin-new!
Lucas will keep your house clean and do dishes and *heavy breathing* change diapers. He's the ideal man.
Well in the sense that the house is a home for a group of people but at the same time there are separate apartments within.
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Yeah, believe it or not, people are way more willing to spend money stupidly if they didn't have to work for it. Watching Lucas notice prices going up for the first time because of his shitty energy drink gave me cancer because four lokos are now four dollars a piece in my state and I need three of them to get drunk. Cheers, Lucas.
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I'll bet that it's a communal kitchen based on size. Probably has a cleaning staff
Making his mom's spaghetti:
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He changed his channel name to "The Wern".
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He changed his channel name to "The Wern".
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Gaear Grimsrud
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Well, nobody ever said that Lucas's doesn't attempt to live beyond his means.
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He's out there living like a welfare queen. For 2 weeks until his EBT runs out.
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Ah, yes. His daily hamburger spaghetti. I wonder if he is still " exploring veganism"?
Then he will be on Facebook moooing for people to send him doordash and grubhub. Lucas hates capitalism but loves overpriced food delivery services. Those services charge large fees, screw over restaurants, and pay their workers poorly, but anarcho commie fat Lucas Werner thinks they are great!
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Forget the fact that this food is something a drunk college kid would make with random stuff they found in the apartment at 2AM, it’s that he made enough to feed 4 people. And you know he is going to woof down every last bite in one sitting.
Our Wern is slowly making a comeback to his old form.
Now we wait til he decides he’s ‘all good’ and doesn’t need his meds anymore.
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The spaghetti at least looks edible.
Yet another example of his hypocrisy....he rees about capitalism and how he supports the downtrodden workers rights.....but loves using the services of "evil capitalist"companies who underpay their employees.
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It looks better than a lot of the other food he cooks. Way way better than those shrimp nachos. Those looked awful. Boiling the noodles and then adding the sauce and the cooked noodles in with the cooked ground beef was odd.
The portions are something else. If I made that much food, 1 and a half lbs of ground beef and however much pasta that was, I could have at least 4 meals out of that. If he ate all that in one sitting, that is some serious eating. I fear that he likely did. This was the same guy who downed a whole pizza and then headed over to the steakhouse right after and then ate like a 12 once steak. So, he probably ate all that and downed those so called nachos he made last night too. No wonder he is so fat.
The other thing, homeboy should embrace generics. Buying the brand name sauce and organic chips. That is not something someone in his economic situation should do. You really do save money buying store brand stuff at the grocery store. Your money does go farther when you do that. Most store brands are plenty good and some are almost as good as the name brands.
Lucas shows time and time again why he can't be trusted with money or various other aspects of adulthood. He will blow through his food stamps before the end of the week.
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He previously made a comment about not wearing underwear because "what's the point? to catch my turds?"
It was this weird Wern Freudian slip where he basically admitted turds fall out his dirty hobo ass at random...
That should be a selling point for that brand of spaghetti.
"So easy to cook, even the Wern can't fuck it up!"