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She states she may wait a year to get a home:
Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion
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I looked her net worth up a few months ago and celebrity net worth said she was worth $5 million. She has a mind-number of subscribers on tiktok. Something like more than 10 million, so she's raking in tiktok bucks, or yuan as the case may be.
When you have that secure a cushion, you can be a big giant cunt with total impunity.
Sadly she has not yet amassed a fortune large enough to buy herself some friends or to pay people to not ridicule her. That requires oprah bucks.
You're underestimating the queen.
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The timing of this and a lot of details have me reading between the lines here. As far as the Austin housing market goes, numbers look like it might already be post-peak or the writing is on the wall:
Now it is simple to write this off as a flipper getting some good timing but it also ignores a distinct possibility: if there is a mortgage she was underwater on and the value is going down, the lenders can force a sale. Now she can either put up more money, find another lender, or sell and use whatever money as cushion until she finds something else. This is pretty typical of the start of the downward spiral for rich narcs about to hit "money problems" (I quote this because there's usually quite the slow burn before hitting real problems).
If I ignore my heart telling me that the appraisal was ordered to ensure her fatass had not compromised the house's structural integrity, my brain tells me there are bankers on one or both sides actually putting up the money. They aren't going to lend without accurate appraisals, especially at peak/near-peak market. This also explains why she would seethe so much about only having 30 days instead of 60. This is easily negotiable. Well, provided a bank isn't compelling the resident to sell.
While it's admittedly speculative and could be smart/lucky timing on her part, she really does not strike me as the savvy and prudent type. If anything I would hazard a guess that the speed of the sale as markets are flagging could be an indication that she not only was still underwater but potentially in arrears. They usually need some kind of pattern of fucking up to pressure a sale. Another distinct possibility is she was retarded enough to sign an ARM and while she wasn't forced to sell, a raise in interest rates made the decision to sell involuntary. Million dollar houses in places like Austin are right in that sweet spot for people to take an ARM to overspend and then they're first in line when lenders start tightening the screws.
'I need help do it all' (??)“Layed out” and “may not of received”, that’s our highly educated queen.
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If she went for an ARM during historic low interest rates that would just be bizarre. The past few years lenders just assume you want a 30 yr fixed.
I dont think the speed is weird necessarily. The real estate inventory is relatively low compared to the demand of homes in Austin. As far as not negotiating a leaseback ( I don't know why she would assume she gets to continue living in the house when it is legally in possession of the new owner) the buyer could have pushed hard because they don't have another place to live and the offer could have been contingent on this. She might have been afraid she couldn't get a better offer.
That said she may be having financial problems but I dont see any indication she was pressured to sell by her bank. I think its more likely her father saw the writing on the wall with the raise in interest rates and knew she was unhappy there so encouraged her to pull the trigger
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She means "wipe my ass".
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In Anna's mind she's not Eloise, she's Anna Delvey (except actually rich) or any other "fun," "free," "fashionable" socialite traipsing about town in five-star hotels living on room service, luxury amenities, and nights out with the other hip young things of the city. Point being, she thinks it makes her look cool. She thinks it makes her seem enviable to others. But she's not actually young, sexy, stylish, or well connected. She's not part of any "scene." This is all just a new LARP, and a cope, because she didn't fit in with the suburban moms so she's now convinced herself that she's this other kind of person. Will she ever have any self-concept that isn't based on total fabrications and cliches? It's not looking likely. As long as she continues to be this socially isolated, she has no connection to how anything actually works or how other people actually live. She has no choice but to retreat to fantasy. It's sad as hell ... but also hilarious.
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Ok, first off, this idiot thinks her realtor cared about her outside of selling her house. Fat chance Anna. I’m sure his attitude towards her changed after the closing was finish and commission check was in his possession.
A relative of mine came back from her cruise and got COVID, just saying.
Her plan is to wait a year to buy, since she predicts the prices will go down. But in the meantime she will waste as much money as possible living out of hotels. Yes our Anna has definitely though this flawless plan through.
I’m thinking Anna wants to open a business and have a “team” so she can relive her Type A dreams of being a perfectionist when she has others to boss around and do/redo all the work. The Devil wears Women Within.
BYW, it was scary how her weight on those exercise machines made them look flimsy. I wonder how much shit she broke during her 3 minute filmed workout.
A relative of mine came back from her cruise and got COVID, just saying.
Her plan is to wait a year to buy, since she predicts the prices will go down. But in the meantime she will waste as much money as possible living out of hotels. Yes our Anna has definitely though this flawless plan through.
I’m thinking Anna wants to open a business and have a “team” so she can relive her Type A dreams of being a perfectionist when she has others to boss around and do/redo all the work. The Devil wears Women Within.
BYW, it was scary how her weight on those exercise machines made them look flimsy. I wonder how much shit she broke during her 3 minute filmed workout.
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Someday the sponsorships and deals will dry up, and Anna will have nothing to show for it. A husband, children, and true friendships (not just transactional partnerships) don't just *happen.*
Anna should check out the GOMI/Alice Walker Wright thread if she wants to see her future, should she survive that long.
Forever alone
Behavior not appropriate for age/pretending to be younger
Alcoholic
Yearns for her internet glory days that were clearly much less glorious than she recalls
Has to pretend to have friends
Wears ridiculous tarps that are not appropriate for the occasion
Don't forget they're both Texans with terrible taste who enjoy/ed larping as NYC it girls despite rarely leaving the apartment!
Crepidodera fulvicornis
She's exactly like a watermelon, big and round
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, selling your house after you “thought this decisions through”
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The issue here is Anna believes she actually worked at all this, really tried. She truly believes she’s a type A gogogo person, rather than the slug she is, who takes a week to do a single haul. I don’t thinks she understands the type of dedication it takes to be ready good.
Because it’s hard for her as a deathfat, she thinks it’s just hard for everybody, and that she does a great job. She’s confused type A with neurotic, I think.
If she didn’t have that body, she would never have gotten the attention she has. If she was a small fat, nobody would care but it’s her shocking appearance that “made ‘ja look!” She got deathfat fans who hang on but I doubt thin people find her useful unless they are Kiwis, and small fats are split. But because she’s delusional, she thinks it’s hard work that created her online success.
Needless to say, she’ll never truly devote herself to learning a craft and be coming an expert. She still hasn’t nailed down the very basics of style, much less knowing enough to create a reasonable and recognizable style.
As far as I’ve been watching, Anna has completed few to none of her goals. Recently, Coachella, Hawaii, Various hiking drips and the biggest, decorating her house. The downstairs room she finished was sterile and boring, not even a creative piece. She living area was a free couch, designed for fatty comfort and not a style choice, and her bedroom, which had hideous or interesting wallpaper depending on tastes, was not decorated to match. That home was not the home of a creative. Even just getting started, not one element she loved. (Just look at Apartment Therapy to see how brilliant people can be. ) The only thing she did was close her rings…which means nothing, especially if there is no goal behind it..
I’ll start spoilering because this is getting long.
I thought Anna was going to use her house for that creative need cool people have mentioned. Of course, she doesn’t need a costume room, a makeup room, a set design area or a dedicated film set just for hauls. (She doesn’t need John ) She did say she was excited about the use of her space early on but never did one thing.
Her actual set was a rack of clothes, a plant and a table her gunt was larger then. She has a lovely pool with splash bad and could have does swim but didn’t? Maybe didn’t want neighbors to x a see??? She had a nice barbecue area and could have done re ones and cute bbq clothes. Nada. Her type A personality never shows in that shouse. .
Her actual set was a rack of clothes, a plant and a table her gunt was larger then. She has a lovely pool with splash bad and could have does swim but didn’t? Maybe didn’t want neighbors to x a see??? She had a nice barbecue area and could have done re ones and cute bbq clothes. Nada. Her type A personality never shows in that shouse. .
Anna doesn’t have 5 mil. Maybe her dad might it set aside for her, but that site makes things up flat out. They don’t even have a calculation. 3-5 mil seems their go-to but they guess. They make it up. - I think they said boogie had 3 mil. It was laughable.
She’s implied she could use money. Then she says she might find not a place for a year??? Does that mean hotels or what? Staying in a hotel for a week before she goes on a trip is extravagant but meh. Now she says it could be years? It’s she planning on staying out in hotels?? Insane.
She’s certainly not a type A personality who would a have rented a a long term space by now. She can spend a grand a week or month. It’s apparently meaningless -only it isn’t.
She’s certainly not a type A personality who would a have rented a a long term space by now. She can spend a grand a week or month. It’s apparently meaningless -only it isn’t.
Well, maybe the the coof is still getting to me but I hope that made sense to your.
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Being creative is hard!!!! my goal is to rack up my Good Girl Points. They ease my cognitive dissonance about gorging on tendies and box wine all night while I frantically search the internet for new dazzle camouflage tarps in size Aircraft Carrier. It helps that I set off seismic activity every time I walk my enormous ass from the couch to the toilet... it counts every vibration as ten more steps than I actually took. Maybe eating more will actually help with my goals?
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And from the home video:
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This made me cringe so much for the poor realtor. That sounded so weird. It’s perfectly fine, normal and expected to pay someone for their expertise, not to be their friend. You pay for them to do a job, they do the job because you pay.
Anyway, anyone needing a new pfp?
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Ok, head's up for anyone in the Port Canaveral area. If you hear rumbling or feel vibrations on/about July 14, it's not necessarily because SpaceX is shooting something off. It could be Anna, hurpling to her cruise.
It will be interesting to see how long Anna can stand to flit from hotel to hotel.
It will be interesting to see how long Anna can stand to flit from hotel to hotel.
Kinda BTDT with a job move. Our place wasn't ready, so we spent almost eight weeks in a very nice downtown hotel, courtesy of the employer. Even had a separate room for the spawn. Should we ever head back that way, that's the only hotel I'll ever stay at, because the staff was exceptional.
The first week of that was fun. It was like being on vacation, even though you're working. You're at a hotel, it's nice, you get takeout every day, you don't have to clean the bathroom, yay for us!!
But it got real old, real fast, to not have a permanent place. You're basically glamping at being homeless.
Sometimes, you just wanna leave a messy bed, and have it STAY that way, without worrying if your pajamas will be sent to an offsite laundry service by mistake because you tossed them on top instead of setting them to the side. You might want to make a homecooked meal, but then you remember that you don't have a kitchen. If you're lucky, you have a tiny fridge to put a few cans of soda or a snack. You can't "personalize" the joint to suit your tastes, and getting mail/packages is a challenge. There's always the possibility that the cleaning lady will see something you want to keep - like a receipt - think it's trash, and kindly dispose of it for you.
We were there with a couple other families in the same situation from the same employer. We knew we were being taken care of quite generously, but all of us counted down the days until our rented homes were ready. Hearing that you were going to move out of a five star hotel soon to a relatively dingy apartment or condo was a cause for celebration.
It wears on "normies". It might be just the ticket for a total narc, though.
The first week of that was fun. It was like being on vacation, even though you're working. You're at a hotel, it's nice, you get takeout every day, you don't have to clean the bathroom, yay for us!!
But it got real old, real fast, to not have a permanent place. You're basically glamping at being homeless.
Sometimes, you just wanna leave a messy bed, and have it STAY that way, without worrying if your pajamas will be sent to an offsite laundry service by mistake because you tossed them on top instead of setting them to the side. You might want to make a homecooked meal, but then you remember that you don't have a kitchen. If you're lucky, you have a tiny fridge to put a few cans of soda or a snack. You can't "personalize" the joint to suit your tastes, and getting mail/packages is a challenge. There's always the possibility that the cleaning lady will see something you want to keep - like a receipt - think it's trash, and kindly dispose of it for you.
We were there with a couple other families in the same situation from the same employer. We knew we were being taken care of quite generously, but all of us counted down the days until our rented homes were ready. Hearing that you were going to move out of a five star hotel soon to a relatively dingy apartment or condo was a cause for celebration.
It wears on "normies". It might be just the ticket for a total narc, though.
Huh, her face here looks like Sophie LaBelle/Assigned Male Comics
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Sorry if it’s been discussed, I flit in and out of here, but has Anna ever been diagnosed with something like ADHD?
Always starting things and not finishing, making insanely impulsive choices, not being able to “read a room”, the weight problems and impulse control, it’s all there.
Granted, most people with untreated ADHD Have it under control by 37, because they do eventually run into consequences and whatnot. They might not be perfect, but they can live a life.
If her fathers money and concern has saved her from all those natural consequences, that might be why she’s acting like a 12 year old not writing a paper till the last minute.
TL;Dr someone lace Anna’s food with Adderall to see what happens.
Always starting things and not finishing, making insanely impulsive choices, not being able to “read a room”, the weight problems and impulse control, it’s all there.
Granted, most people with untreated ADHD Have it under control by 37, because they do eventually run into consequences and whatnot. They might not be perfect, but they can live a life.
If her fathers money and concern has saved her from all those natural consequences, that might be why she’s acting like a 12 year old not writing a paper till the last minute.
TL;Dr someone lace Anna’s food with Adderall to see what happens.
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It's been brought up many times. It sounds plausible to me and I only wonder why she's never been diagnosed. Maybe because dad fishes her out of all of her failures so she's never had to admit that she has a problem that's negatively affecting her life.
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Thanks for the patience then.
And yeah, at least that’s my theory. Most of the folks I know who were diagnosed as an adult got that diagnosis because they hit a brick wall, and she never has. I know she also lost her mother and sister relatively young so the desire to be daddy’s perfect little princess plus a healthy dose of the narc might keep her from seeking help.