Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Honestly, I don't think there's any other Star Wars games or much games in general that give the same feeling this level and specifically this one fight gives. You swoop in as the third fighter for the scepter and kill your old allies and the Sith alike. By the end, you go up into Marka Ragnos' tomb on top of a corpse of metaphorical bodies of the force users you left behind. Kyle's old enemy is a pushover and you kill them easily. It all seems like he'd be an easy mark and then the absolute mad man just rushes you to throw you across the room or beat you to the ground. Extremely tense on Jedi Master.
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I still have no idea how there is no other Star Wars game like this, and there probably never will be now. God, that's depressing.
 
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I like how Disney interprets Leia in the OT being a strong willed and proactive woman as being a total bitch who is worshiped by everyone while also aging into a completely useless in the sequels.
SteelPlatedHeart said:
Did Aunt Beru of all people really need a #Girlboss moment?
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>tfw they retcon Beru into being more important than Luke because she didn't agree with Owen making him stay another cycle on Tatooine, thereby giving Rey the opportunity to eventually become all the Jedi 30 years later
 
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Cactuar King said:
What'd she do?
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Reva found out “Vader’s child” is on Tatooine, shows up looking for him. Someone warns Ben “hey, that Sith lady that was angrily threatening people and sliced off a lady’s hand for fun is asking about Luke!” Ben goes home and says “the Empire knows about Luke, we gotta take him and get the hell out of here!” And Beru, knowing how important Luke is and not knowing if Reva is gonna be coming along or with an entire army and Vader himself, says “we are not going to endanger our friends by hiding, we’re going to stand and fight! And we will win!” And pulls out two blaster rifles.

Beru decides two moisture farmers can take on, at the very least, an evil, angry and violent Sith by themselves while also making sure Luke isn’t killed.

Because #girlboss #TheForceIsFemale ect ect
 
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That Chris Guy said:
yet he has to be told to disengage because he might kill the kid that he's already aware of?
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"The Impire, they're beck."

I'm actually kind of confused as to the Empire's position in this this era, since Favreau & Filoni seem to be building up to Thrawn and there being a significant remnant presence yet the New Republic is nowhere to be seen.
That Chris Guy said:
The Moff guy allowing their stupid shuttle craft to crash through the launch bay doors to immediately fuck up his grand scheme
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Another thing about that is that Lambdas are significantly larger than TIE fighters, which the launch bay was previously shown to be just big enough to launch them. They had to magically change the size of the ship just to facilitate the shuttle crash scene.
 
Midwit said:
"The Impire, they're beck."

I'm actually kind of confused as to the Empire's position in this this era, since Favreau & Filoni seem to be building up to Thrawn and there being a significant remnant presence yet the New Republic is nowhere to be seen.

Another thing about that is that Lambdas are significantly larger than TIE fighters, which the launch bay was previously shown to be just big enough to launch them. They had to magically change the size of the ship just to facilitate the shuttle crash scene.
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The New Republic is never to be seen because they don't care about governing. All the Rebellion did was turn the galaxy into CHAZ. Those X-wing pilots we see in Mandalorian? They're not law enforcement; they're just extorting Outer Rim passerbys for themselves.
 
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SteelPlatedHeart said:
Reva found out “Vader’s child” is on Tatooine, shows up looking for him. Someone warns Ben “hey, that Sith lady that was angrily threatening people and sliced off a lady’s hand for fun is asking about Luke!” Ben goes home and says “the Empire knows about Luke, we gotta take him and get the hell out of here!” And Beru, knowing how important Luke is and not knowing if Reva is gonna be coming along or with an entire army and Vader himself, says “we are not going to endanger our friends by hiding, we’re going to stand and fight! And we will win!” And pulls out two blaster rifles.

Beru decides two moisture farmers can take on, at the very least, an evil, angry and violent Sith by themselves while also making sure Luke isn’t killed.

Because #girlboss #TheForceIsFemale ect ect
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It gets even sillier that when both these moisture farmers can indeed take her on since even Owen kicked her ass. And then the silliness increases when young Luke outruns Reva and she had to rely on the force to catch up.
 
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Midwit said:
But then you can't have make a serious about a fan favourite character being a vehicle for a bunch of new, diverse characters who are really the ones that matter whilst you milk the fans for all they're worth.
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One of my buddies, a dyed in the wool consoomer was strangely silent after the 3rd Kenobi episode. We don't talk about SW anymore because he lashed out at me for boycotting TLJ back then. He said about a hundred times that he disliked the critical fans because he believed they were the reason the Kenobi movie got canned. But I caught a comment he made under one of those Disney shill FB page posts yesterday and he didn't like Reva at all.
 
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Normies don't know shit about dick, they have no idea what a Legends is, and even then I'm sure those polls were jiggered with.

God of Nothing said:
everyone knows gary accidentally burned down the house with owen and beru in it
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"You tell him that it was funny then, and it's funny now! Little orphan Annie, haw haw haw!"
 
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Shamash said:
Anakin and Padme saw each other, like maybe a dozen times throughout the clone wars. Half of those times it was brief, a fourth was shared assignments or missions. Their actual opportunities to engage in conjugal activity were...probably very limited.

They have sex in legends 5 months before ROTS(hence Anakin's shock in the movie), and maybe a few times before then.

Given the risks they took with the secret marriage and all, they really didn't have much of a domestic life.
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You really, really underestimate both the sex-drive of the average lower 20s.
The number of "Really? THERE?" stories I have of friends and acquaintances getting down and dirty in semi-public include music festival port-a-johns, just the literal weeds, behind a dirt bike, on a dirt bike, the copy alcove, the space under some stairs

My favorite was two people cheating on their respective partners would go to a professors office hours every week, showing up to be first in line because they knew the professor's first order of business after opening thier office and dropping their bag was to get a cup of coffee and ask whoever was there if they wanted one too. This gave them nearly 10 minutes configure genitals and with several other students outside, get busy. This went on for nearly the whole semester until one day the professor forgot to ask if they wanted cream or sugar and came back midway.
Best part is it was an ethics class.

Never, ever, underestimate the lengths two horny people will go to bone.
 
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