DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Sup3r]

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This is just sad. Nothing has stopped him in the past decade from going to conventions, hell he was turning down offers from machinima to go to e3. It's like even after all his attempts to go viral never gave him long term benefit, after everything that's literally just happened, even after he's seen just how low his viewership is, he still refuses to accept his irrelevance.

And I just find the second option pathetic. No convention is going to want to dedicate a panel to his miniscule audience and if he wanted to get on one, it would need to be with a whole bunch of other people and that wouldn't fly with him.

 

[HorseSense]

Obiovusly it won't happen, but I wonder if a part of him genuinely thinks he is still popular enough to get invited onto a panel.

I'm sure he does but that's because his thinking is fucked. He doesn't need to clog up some convention holding court with wheelchairs and he doesn't qualify to be on a panel. What he does need is human interaction and non-shopping stories to share with his audience. So he should go to a convention, wear a mask, and try being A guy instead of THE guy.

 

[Crab Couch Choochoo]

Ah yes his Pol. And like any other pol he will make an "executive decision" to not do anything.
I am sure he will complain about the "trolls voting" or stuff like that.
Also he hates people and is afraid of them so why would he even go outside of his own house?
But what if, what if he did go on a panel?
Would it be a panel with the other lolcows? Would Chris Chan be allowed to show up through a zoom call?

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

Friendly reminder that Dave was (allegedly) approached by a fan irl and told Khet to "just ignore them" as his response.
Deep down, he knows exactly that he has almost no fans and the vast majority of people who watch him are trolls.
That is all.

 

[PieceofShet]

Lol dsp was a pussy bitch going to a convention when he moved there. Since then, he is even more hated. (source: i hate him even more than 6 years ago)

There is no way he even considers going to one, i bet he just try to save face because of this keem thing. No way he wants to attend.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

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This got a pretty big smile out of me. I like how "No, because who would have you on any panel" isn't an option. You'd have to be invited by someone who is hosting...Unless Phail is considering to host one himself, which let's be real will never happen. Also, why would you need a poll to attend a convention normally? Just attend it if you want to. You can just buy a ticket and go. No one is forcing you to make content out of it. As for the trolls part, I can somewhat agree with Phil. He is somewhat of a nobody and he lives in a gated community where no one would recognize him. However, after all the shit he's done, showing up to a place where he is bound to run into young adults who know about him is a bit much. I doubt the community would welcome him with open arms. Most normies would ignore him or not even know about him and the other half would just know him as THE GUY.
"Hey everyone, look! It's THE GUY."
Other than that, no one would bother interacting with him. The biggest danger would, ironically, be his own fucking fanbase. You see, when you create an exclusive club of people and they are all mentally or physically or doubly handicapped and most of them are all coomers, and you suggest attending a panel, don't act surprise when a whole bunch of retards show up and start tossing shit at you.

 

[Pargon]

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The entire 131st Consilidated Irish Leprechaun Division couldn’t generate enough rainbows to express this level of optimism.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

So now we're meant to believe the man with 0 moneylmao and zero free time would be able to find time to go to a convention at all?
The "no, too many trolls now" is the funniest option. He's more afraid of someone making a joke about Scopely IRL than anything else.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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Atari 50 will save the stream guys

Phil really needs to work on his clout-chasing and gamer cred. Name-dropping titles doesn't work when we've had shitshow after shitshow with his retro playthroughs.

Funny how it's always DAH TROLLS that fuck it up for you, Phil. Did DAH TROLLS cause you to shoot yourself in the foot with $50k being handed to you by Keemstar? Did DAH TROLLS add all of those Apple purchases to your bank card? Did DAH TROLLS feed Kat causing her to get fat? Okay, this one is technically partly true, but still.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Even if he did somehow want to go, which convention would want him? He's a complete nobody outside the sphere and so toxic that no company will go within a million miles.

 

[DeeTracktor]

YOURE NOT RELEVANT ANYMORE.

He never was, he was the annoying video spammer that got caught masturbating Infront of an audience of children who won't got away even though his career has been dying a death for three times as long as he was "popular"

Hi Phil, see you at the convention mate

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

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Phil, going out in public means that you can't lean-in on anyone who says something that you don't like. It also means you'd have to avoid playing WWE Champions on the chance someone catches you doing it. Stick to your safe spaces: your shithole condo and your Twitter username,

 

[WolverineGuy22]

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Rent free

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Pic of Phil on tour:

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Pic of Phil on tour:
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False. He wouldn't have the Sonic hat, it would raise his body temperature. DEBUNKED!

 

[FamicomGorby]

Calling it now - this will be his next major scam.

Step 1: Announce a visit to a convention
Step 2: Start a fundraiser to finance piggy's visit
Step 3: Pocket the money
Step 4: Say you won't attend anymore because of da trollz
Step 5: ????
Step 6: IT'S WWE CHAMPIONS TIME!!! I LOVE IT! IIIIII LOVE IT!

Definitely it will never happen and if it gets close he'll just post some Jussie Smollett quality death threat letter and say "DA TROLLZ ARE GONNA KILL ME IF I GO, I GOTTA PROTECT MY FAMLEE DOODS!"

Also all of Dave's fans are dents and retards, I don't blame him for never wanting to meet any of these money creatures, I sure as fuck wouldn't.

 

[Coke Zero]

You guys look out for phil way to much sometimes.. He should 100% be encouraged to attempt to attend another convention or any actual in person event really.

This is an amazing idea Phil. You should 100% to try to get an invite to a convention again. Even if you can't get a panel spot just attending would still be enough.

If any of the retards who "troll" tip or lurk in his chat are reading this, please do not try to discourage phil from doing this today when/if he brings it up.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Obiovusly it won't happen, but I wonder if a part of him genuinely thinks he is still popular enough to get invited onto a panel.

Of course he does. That's why he left off "no, the gaming community knows you're an asshole"

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Damn I laughed.

You guys look out for phil way to much sometimes.. He should 100% be encouraged to attempt to attend another convention or any actual in person event really.

He has absolutely no intention of ever going to any convention.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

He has absolutely no intention of ever going to any convention.

How else is he ever taking the wife on a tax-free vacation business-trip totally funded by viewers?

 

[NaggotFigger]

Pic of Phil on tour:
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If Phil would go on tour, there's no Khet or anyone would help him from the behind. Unfortunately, they would most of the time do the laundry and clean up Phil's dirty trails from his room and everywhere, especially his clothes.
And of course, he indeed, begs for bucks on tour like a desperate hog in its cage.