r/polyamory

[Chromeo]

Except sexual/romantic relationships have been corroded at least as much as friendships. Carrying out their whole lives online allows Zoomers to sit behind a screen and declare themselves "aroace faegender pansexual" and scold people for not dating troons...all without ever having actual sex. I guarantee the insane "genderfluid bialterous aroace polyam" person from a few posts up, who's supposedly in a couple of different sexual/romantic relationships, is actually in zero such relationships because this entire drama is taking place online.

I have to hand it to /r/polyamory, because as retarded and dysfunctional as these dumbasses are, the majority of them are out there meeting people and doing stuff irl. Huge contrast to the 99% shut-ins of kweer/troonism declaring themselves "pansexual" with zero chance of ever testing it out on an actual dick or vag.

Anyway, back to /r/polytards, can you guess the sex and gender of everyone in this gubernatorially blessed polycule?
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Spoiler: answer

From left to right, it's Wisconsin governor Tony Evers (he/him), troon, troon (the father of the child), woman (the mother of the child). 99% sure that kid is a boy but I can't find evidence in OP's comment history).
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Imagine growing up and finding a photo of yourself, sad, in a dress, standing next to your browbeaten mom, your fetishist dad, their fuck-buddy, and the 900 year old governor of your state. The emotions this kid is gonna go through in 20 years once they've cut everyone in this photo out of their life are gonna be ridiculous.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Except sexual/romantic relationships have been corroded at least as much as friendships. Carrying out their whole lives online allows Zoomers to sit behind a screen and declare themselves "aroace faegender pansexual" and scold people for not dating troons...all without ever having actual sex. I guarantee the insane "genderfluid bialterous aroace polyam" person from a few posts up, who's supposedly in a couple of different sexual/romantic relationships, is actually in zero such relationships because this entire drama is taking place online.

I have to hand it to /r/polyamory, because as retarded and dysfunctional as these dumbasses are, the majority of them are out there meeting people and doing stuff irl. Huge contrast to the 99% shut-ins of kweer/troonism declaring themselves "pansexual" with zero chance of ever testing it out on an actual dick or vag.

Anyway, back to /r/polytards, can you guess the sex and gender of everyone in this gubernatorially blessed polycule?
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Spoiler: answer

From left to right, it's Wisconsin governor Tony Evers (he/him), troon, troon (the father of the child), woman (the mother of the child). 99% sure that kid is a boy but I can't find evidence in OP's comment history).
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Poor boy or girl or whatever they are. I wish the best of luck for these kids, they didn't choose this insanity but they will still have to deal with it and probably will grow up to become all fucktarded too.

 

[Dafrunk89]

If you just want to laugh, skip these, you'll be bored to death. But if you're one of those "what does poly even meeeeaaaan" types who like to have deep thoughts about these things while sperging under your arts&crafts table, you might find this remotely interesting.

I've seen a few popular posts that don't fully agree with all the usual bullshit we normally laugh at.


"Wanting to fuck around doesn't make you poly"


"Being poly isn't a sexual identity" (heavily edited for apologetic groveling)



These posts had a lot of debate under the comment section, but they were popular and upvoted. But now, someone strikes back with an enormous push of autism, and I can only hope the seeds of poly reddit civil war have been planted. If you read the screencaps you will die of boredom and second-hand retardation. Surprisingly, r/polyamory hates this almost as much as I do. Here's the link just in case if you want to have fun with the comments: https://www.reddit.com/r/polyamory/comments/voju15/for_once_and_for_all_masterlist_of_reasons_why/

"We are all queer and this is why! No TL;DR for you my fellow queerios"

 

[Fapcop]

Holy shit, the autism in that wordsalad.

I was going back and worth whether the person writing that rant was autistic or just retarded.

Then I got to the part where they’re quoting Wikipedia and went: “Oh! It’s both!”

 

[Cousin It]

An interesting comment from that thread. Almost based.

I'd love to see what miss "Labels are real words with meanings" define "woman".

 

[Dafrunk89]

Husband of the year. Or perhaps decade? Kids involved.


Wife tries having a conscience after husband withdraws, feels bad. Kids involved.



After 15 years of marriage, wife wants to feel young again. Added a few select comments from her.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Husband of the year. Or perhaps decade? Kids involved.
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Wife tries having a conscience after husband withdraws, feels bad. Kids involved.
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After 15 years of marriage, wife wants to feel young again. Added a few select comments from her.
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Thanks to "I Never Shut Up" for providing validation to every bitter incel trope about women, great job. BUT we also have the husbands in the first two stories providing validation to every bitter radfem trope. So it evens out.

 

[NoReturn]

"Two thin partners"

Also, you're stronger than your thin partners because you're walking around with a 24/7 weight vest like Piccolo.

 

[DumbDude42]

BUT we also have the husbands in the first two stories providing validation to every bitter radfem trope. So it evens out.

those two husbands are like polar opposites of each other? the first one cheats and shits on his wife non stop while treating her like dirt, while the second one gets mega cucked by his slut wife and turns into a sad pile of depression and misery.
i can see the radfem trope in the first one (the callous and abusive cheater) but how does the second one fit?

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

those two husbands are like polar opposites of each other? the first one cheats and shits on his wife non stop while treating her like dirt, while the second one gets mega cucked by his slut wife and turns into a sad pile of depression and misery.
i can see the radfem trope in the first one (the callous and abusive cheater) but how does the second one fit?

Oh, I didn't mean the cuck one. Now I can't remember which horrible story I saw that seemed to go along with the first one. There's too many.

 

[Cockroach Milk]

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What the fuck does that even say

I'm aware the question is probably rhetorical, but for the curious/uninformed/whatever:
'Alterous'/'Queerplatonic' — Generally described as 'inbetween platonic and romantic'. Most people just refer to this grey area as 'friends with benefits', 'situationship', etc.
'Aroace' — Shortening of 'aromantic asexual'.
'QPR' — Short for 'queerplatonic relationship'.

(Actually, even now there's a lot of discourse in the kweer community about whether or not 'QPR's are ~valid~. A decade or so ago, when the concept of MOGAI first began to gain traction on Tumblr, it wasn't uncommon to see it openly mocked, but eventually I guess people learned to be quiet about it. Now they just shittalk the concept in private.)

I haven't actually backread much of the thread, so feel free to mark this late or dumb or whatever.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom]

More PL but hey, it involves poly nonsense.

I mentioned some people I know a few pages back but TL;DR: A female acquaintance of mine is poly, but had been in an exclusive relationship for a few years. Then she cheats on her bf with another friend of ours behind his back. When bf found out and is understandably upset, her and everyone else in our acquaintance circle acts like she's in the right. It pissed me off a bit.

Fast forward a few weeks and her and her bf have apparently broken up. But, literally nothing about their relationship has outwardly changed. They still live together with their dog, and are literally together all the time when they're not working. She's asexual/sex repulsed so that's never been a thing anyway. So what the fuck us different? (I haven't seen cheating friend with her or heard anything about that so no idea if that's still a thing.)

What makes things even more awkward is ex bf's parents got wind of something going on and gave him the ultimatum of "move out of her house, or we'll ban you from ours and throw all your stuff on the curb." I'm not sure of all the details or if it's specifically about being poly (or just them living together now that they're not in a relationship.) Either way it does seem like overreacting on the parents part. So not only did this girl cheat on her boyfriend, she's still keeping him close and it's shitting up his relationship with his parents. I don't know why he even sticks tbh. She's always been an ass hiding under a childish exterior that is "always right about everything." But my other friends never seem to notice.

these types of stories make me feel a lot better about certain issues i have.. like i may be a tranny chaser, but at least im not a faggot simp

 

[Vingle]

"Two thin partners"
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Also, you're stronger than your thin partners because you're walking around with a 24/7 weight vest like Piccolo.

I thought she was hideous before she was showing her body, actually it was nicer to look at the body. Since that's at least covered by a normal nice dress.

I don't really know how much stronger fat women tend to be, I know fat men tend to be surprisingly strong. But women are biologically designed to store more fat than men, so something about it being less consumed to maintain and make more muscle mass than men.
Really, just watch any trash TV fat camps and compare the women to the men. I do agree the fat women tend to be more funny though.

 

[DumbDude42]

https://old.reddit.com/r/polyamory/...e_misogynistic_meta_fighting_after_me_and_my/

"I feel betrayed and used because he let her stay in a relationship with me because I didn't have a penis."


https://old.reddit.com/r/polyamory/comments/vp2vuk/husband_blames_me_for_his_double_life/

>spend years actively trying to poz your marriage
>it ends up pozzed in a slightly different way than you intended
>get butthurt
i wonder what is the next step in her master plan

 

[Single_Sock]

i wonder what is the next step in her master plan

Break up.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

An interesting comment from that thread. Almost based.

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I'd love to see what miss "Labels are real words with meanings" define "woman".

Remember when the pop-rebellious culture was "dont label me im not a jar - XxX heres a list of bands i like XxX"

Now it's "TIFU by referring to my wife's transgirlfriend as a they AITA? - here's a list of genital surgeries i've had "

 

[Fapcop]

I thought she was hideous before she was showing her body, actually it was nicer to look at the body. Since that's at least covered by a normal nice dress.

I don't really know how much stronger fat women tend to be, I know fat men tend to be surprisingly strong. But women are biologically designed to store more fat than men, so something about it being less consumed to maintain and make more muscle mass than men.
Really, just watch any trash TV fat camps and compare the women to the men. I do agree the fat women tend to be more funny though.

Ah, sure is refreshing to see such a vibrant and ALIVE fat woman, totally different from false stereotypes as fat people being low energy and miserable unless they’re shoving calories down their donut hole.

Yessiree, you can just picture her jump out of the bed where her two fit, thin partners (who totally exist!) are still asleep, ready to another day of embracing life or to tackle a new project!

https://old.reddit.com/r/polyamory/...e_misogynistic_meta_fighting_after_me_and_my/
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"I feel betrayed and used because he let her stay in a relationship with me because I didn't have a penis."


https://old.reddit.com/r/polyamory/comments/vp2vuk/husband_blames_me_for_his_double_life/
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>spend years actively trying to poz your marriage
>it ends up pozzed in a slightly different way than you intended
>get butthurt
i wonder what is the next step in her master plan

I’m sure there a few polyamorous people whose brains are just wired differently or whatever, but 95% of them are just horny assholes who want to have their cake AND eat it AND feel smug and superior about it.

(And your occasional brain damaged coomer, who’s totally happy watching his marriage and life disintegrate around them, because they get that cuck high.)

It’s always fun and games when you think you’re the one who’ll get laid. (Like with the last poster who spent three years sabotaging her own marriage.)

But things sure look a lot different when it’s the spouse who’s out whoring around, and you’re at home trying to give oral to a gallon of icecream.

So much for “I just want both of us to be free!”

Meanwhile over at another subreddit…

Not strictly related, but I’ve always figured cucks and polys were kind of incest cousins.

“Guys, I need some help ruining my marriage!”



Of course his fellow cucks are only too happy to oblige!



“Am I asking for trouble by having my wife fuck one of my friends?!”




“My husband has been trying to ruin our marriage for over a year. I finally gave in! What do I do now?!”



“Oh shit! My coom endorphin chase has turned out to come with some serious IRL side effects! What do I do now?!”



And surprise, surprise… There’s no shortage of cucks being as pathetic as you’d expect.

“I no longer have sex with my wife! Just clean her up after she’s been fucked by other men. But it’s really hot, and my life and marriage totally hasn’t been ruined by my weird coomer fetish!”

 

[Potatis Salad]

https://old.reddit.com/r/polyamory/...e_misogynistic_meta_fighting_after_me_and_my/
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I had to look up OP's previous post in order to parse this word salad nightmare. OP is a lesbian woman, the partner is a bisexual woman, the meta (a much older husband) is a man. Apparently OP and the partner had a four-way with another couple consisting of a woman and a troon. The husband freaked out because his wife slept with a man. Based.

Original post:

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

Meanwhile over at another subreddit…

Not strictly related, but I’ve always figured cucks and polys were kind of incest cousins.

“Guys, I need some help ruining my marriage!”

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Of course his fellow cucks are only too happy to oblige!

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“Am I asking for trouble by having my wife fuck one of my friends?!”

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“My husband has been trying to ruin our marriage for over a year. I finally gave in! What do I do now?!”

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“Oh shit! My coom endorphin chase has turned out to come with some serious IRL side effects! What do I do now?!”

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And surprise, surprise… There’s no shortage of cucks being as pathetic as you’d expect.

“I no longer have sex with my wife! Just clean her up after she’s been fucked by other men. But it’s really hot, and my life and marriage totally hasn’t been ruined by my weird coomer fetish!”


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I like this
"I thought men in the polyamorous cuckold scene would be more attractive"

 

[Fapcop]

I had to look up OP's previous post in order to parse this word salad nightmare. OP is a lesbian woman, the partner is a bisexual woman, the meta (a much older husband) is a man. Apparently OP and the partner had a four-way with another couple consisting of a woman and a troon. The husband freaked out because his wife slept with a man. Based.

Original post:
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Why yes, obviously the REAL problem here is the homophobia!

I like this
"I thought men in the polyamorous cuckold scene would be more attractive"
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Why yes, obviously people with fundamentally dysfunctional relationships unable to commit to one person, are all 6 foot, well hung, strapping males, and clear skinned, fit 8 and 9 women in their 20ies!

The fact that polyamory has been effectively colonized by queers didn’t tip her off?

Attractive people don’t exactly rush into spaces filled with trannies, dick-less vaginas and neckbeards who spend more time on Twitter than they do in the marital bed.