Boring Lolcows who you don't get the appeal of

Piece of shit streamers ebegging like bums on a corner for money. Wings you love to hate, because I genuinely do feel a little sorry about the extreme shit that happens to him sometimes. Calling cops about being a pedo, beating dogs, wives, and other crazy shit I don’t condone when people troll. As hateable as this fucking guy is, it wouldn’t exactly bring me joy to watch what little life he has be destroyed.

Now DSP….if a home invasion happened during his “khantent” stream in Minecraft , I wouldn’t mind.
 
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Drag-on Knight 91873 said:
MovieBlob. Yeah, he's a fat neo-liberal shill like most of the Left. I just don't see why he's got thousands of pages.
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Yeah, FilmBlobert is only interesting once in a while, like when he got BTFO by Lindsay Ellis. Otherwise he's like a broken record and a very annoying one at that. Personally, I think if you want to laugh at Twitter addicted liberal genocide enthusiasts, then Arthur Chu and Patrick Tomlinson are way more entertaining. Reading Arthur Chu's thread is like staring at your own turds in the toilet bowl - disgusting, yet oddly fascinating - he's slowly going mad from cabin fever and coof-induced paranoia and you can watch his sanity slowly elude him as he shrieks hysterically about things he doesn't understand. As for Fatrick, he's Dunning-Kruger in action. He combines totally unearned macho narcissism with constant self-owns and a compulsive inability to back down from any kind of confrontation to the extent that there's an entire community dedicated to fucking with him - there was even a podcast for a bit until the OnA rascals inevitably turned on its host for getting too big for his boots, so they doxed him and started photoshopping his wife's head onto porn which they posted on Twitter. His thread is a complete madhouse and it's great.

As for cows I can't get into, Lucas Werner is too unpleasant for me to find entertaining. Watching a mentally ill hobo stalking the streets of Spokane looking for teenagers to rape isn't funny, it's depressing.
 
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TV's Adam West said:
MovieBlob makes me unironically mad at the internet with how lazy and entitled he is.
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Spunt said:
Yeah, FilmBlobert is only interesting once in a while, like when he got BTFO by Lindsay Ellis. Otherwise he's like a broken record and a very annoying one at that. Personally, I think if you want to laugh at Twitter addicted liberal genocide enthusiasts, then Arthur Chu and Patrick Tomlinson are way more entertaining. Reading Arthur Chu's thread is like staring at your own turds in the toilet bowl - disgusting, yet oddly fascinating - he's slowly going mad from cabin fever and coof-induced paranoia and you can watch his sanity slowly elude him as he shrieks hysterically about things he doesn't understand. As for Fatrick, he's Dunning-Kruger in action. He combines totally unearned macho narcissism with constant self-owns and a compulsive inability to back down from any kind of confrontation to the extent that there's an entire community dedicated to fucking with him - there was even a podcast for a bit until the OnA rascals inevitably turned on its host for getting too big for his boots, so they doxed him and started photoshopping his wife's head onto porn which they posted on Twitter. His thread is a complete madhouse and it's great.
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I think something similar happened with Moviebob as with Andrew (Blue Bear) Dobson. These are older lolcows who were discovered before other much “better” cows were found. Both Doby and Blobbert, if they were discovered today, would have a difficult time getting threads here (if they even do). It is kinda disheartening as an old(er) fag when crazies like Doby and Blobbert are actually much more normal than expected. Perhaps humanity is the real lolcow?

On topic, Nikocado is a cow I tried to get into. When he was first discovered, there was some interest that he was on the verge of a serious meltdown that would spill over into the real world. However, as time went by people realized it was all just an act. All we’re left with is a gross fat gay guy acting pathetic which some people find entertaining? Someone mentioned “zoomer gross-out humor” to describe Nik, so maybe that’s why I don’t “get him”? At least his interactions with other cows, as well as fan edits, can be mildly amusing.
 
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Eugenia Cooney. A lot of people really hate her and it’s just so petty, the girl is obviously an insufferable ana-chan, but she lives off of the attention, and the girls here feed it too her (lol).

Most of the fat girl stuff I really don’t care too much about, there’s probably two I keep tabs on in Deathfats, but it’s more so their personalities (or lack thereof) and lifestyle that intrigues me. The most popular girls there just aren’t that interesting, including Nikocado, who’s content is entirely manufactured.

And the Tard Babies. Yeah there are some terrible parents who exploit their kids out there, but a good portion of that thread is BPDs making fun of parents who are grieving or trying to live in a tragic situation.
 
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naaaaiiiiillllll!!! said:
I think something similar happened with Moviebob as with Andrew (Blue Bear) Dobson. These are older lolcows who were discovered before other much “better” cows were found. Both Doby and Blobbert, if they were discovered today, would have a difficult time getting threads here (if they even do). It is kinda disheartening as an old(er) fag when crazies like Doby and Blobbert are actually much more normal than expected. Perhaps humanity is the real lolcow?

On topic, Nikocado is a cow I tried to get into. When he was first discovered, there was some interest that he was on the verge of a serious meltdown that would spill over into the real world. However, as time went by people realized it was all just an act. All we’re left with is a gross fat gay guy acting pathetic which some people find entertaining? Someone mentioned “zoomer gross-out humor” to describe Nik, so maybe that’s why I don’t “get him”? At least his interactions with other cows, as well as fan edits, can be mildly amusing.
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This basically. Moviebob wore a Mario costume ages ago? Chris-chan fucked his mom. Dobbles threw another autistic shitfit and yelled at someone on Twitter/Tumblr/wherever? Ethan Ralph is fighting off his second rape allegation. The thought that Bob has been rendered 'obsolete' in his own words is just pure kino.

Also i think a lot of older lolcows got their following from them being once-respected content creators, and their fans just traded in their fan club hats to post on the Farms. At least in the case of Moviebob, I think it helps that he was once regarded as a somewhat respectable early-2010s-totally-not-Channel-Awesome-knockoff. The experience is as much about laughing at myself and going "Holy shit what was I thinking?" as it is about the specific lolcow.

Maybe the real lolcows were the friends we made along the way.
 
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The streamers / youtubers never really interested me, mostly because, like one poster said earlier in the thread, there's just so much content to slog through to understand why they're worthy of a whole thread.

I kinda miss back when Tumblr was more popular and there was the whole subforum, the cows that pretended to be dozens of different fictional characters and would chimp out if you didn't trigger tag eyes were my favorites. Those kinds of people still exist (like fotiakin who's thread is unfortunately dead) but they're a lot harder to find now. *sigh*
 
1. Everyone in Rat King. I haven't read it but I'm not interested in reading about what I assume to be degenerate queers raping each other constantly.
2. Tommy Tooter. Disgusting + not particularly interesting, feels like I'm injuring myself. Too much to get in on at this point.
3. 99% of the Beauty Salon. That one's for the girls and the gays. Though I'd read if Beatrice Caruso had a thread since my wife watches her.
4. KingCobra is snooze inducing.
5. DSP's a-logs are a hundred times lamer than him at this point. He's hilarious to me in an endearing way often. "Six. Million. Six million. SIX... MILLION?"
 
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Furries as a whole.
Would not be aware they existed if not their haters did too.
 
  1. Amberlynn had a subforum for years that I never understood. 99% of the appeal of deathfats is that it allows fatgirls here to laugh at someone fatter than them and say “at least I’m not THAT fat…” The subforum finally closed a little while ago but its existence at any point was a head scratcher.
  2. This isn’t a particular lolcow but the Weeb Wars section is just fucking a several years old corpse.
  3. The Yaniv, Rat King, and various tranny shit all needs to be merged into one tranny subforum. The TERF refugees have, with very few exceptions, ruined every discussion about trannies. Like all refugees, they all need to be sent back to the various shitholes they came from but until then, just gather them all in one ghetto so they can be safely ignored.
 
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The Contrapoint thread is fucking pathetic.

80% of it is just retards posting pics of contra and arguing that a man with long hair in a dress looks like a man
 
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TV's Adam West said:
MovieBlob makes me unironically mad at the internet with how lazy and entitled he is.
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MovieBob is that scene in regular show where mordecai and rugby drank so much smart juice they spoke Latin and saw the other guys as cavemen. The thing is that he drank so much stupid juice we’re the ones speaking plain English while hes speaking psychobabble.
 
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Shek$il said:
1. Everyone in Rat King. I haven't read it but I'm not interested in reading about what I assume to be degenerate queers raping each other constantly.
2. Tommy Tooter. Disgusting + not particularly interesting, feels like I'm injuring myself. Too much to get in on at this point.
3. 99% of the Beauty Salon. That one's for the girls and the gays. Though I'd read if Beatrice Caruso had a thread since my wife watches her.
4. KingCobra is snooze inducing.
5. DSP's a-logs are a hundred times lamer than him at this point. He's hilarious to me in an endearing way often. "Six. Million. Six million. SIX... MILLION?"
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I'll vouch for Tommy, only because he himself is extremely active on the farms. It's reverse cow poking.
 
Anyone Twitter addict's tweets. The tranch in pretty interesting but looking at Kevin's tweets is so fucking dumb. No one on twitter likes them, it seems odd to discuss them when they don't really mean anything and are written by someone dumb enough to join a cult and cut their own willy off.
 
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Anyone Twitter addict's tweets. The tranch in pretty interesting but looking at Kevin's tweets is so fucking dumb. No one on twitter likes them, it seems odd to discuss them when they don't really mean anything and are written by someone dumb enough to join a cult and cut their own willy off.
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Same I refuse to read a thread with mostly Twitter or Discord screenshots that's gay af.
 
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