Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. THIS IS NOT A POLITICAL DEBATE THREAD.

[The Lawgiver]

And he’s got a thread here. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/mike-...low-guy-realmikelindel-michaeljlindell.83480/

I somehow never noticed it despite it being there since last year lmao.
EDIT: OP of that thread starts off claiming he "slowly" gained relevance during the 2010s till the trump connection stuff, but that's a fucking lie. I remember seeing that fucker everywhere as early as when fucking billy mays was still alive. My point still stands though the mypillow guy is fucking wild.

 

[UncleTusky]

Who’d pay 50 dollars for chanclas, let alone 80?

The same people who buy every piece of Donald Trump merchandise to save America from the evil San Francisco Liberals (tm): Rudy has gone full grifter in his old age and claims that buying what he's selling on his podcast is the only way to keep America from being taken over by the commies. To quote the defamation suit against him (he denies the defamation claim but admits to scamming boomers):

In addition to re-running his direct-to-camera advertisements for an “American-owned” cigar company, Giuliani also warned that a “socialist storm is brewing,” and pitched his audience on buying paid memberships—costing up to $500 for a lifetime membership—in the “conservative alternative to the AARP.” Giuliani instructed his viewers to use his name when signing up.

Giuliani also touted his defamatory falsehoods about Dominion while marketing gold and silver coins to his viewers, saying “I accomplished a lot in 2020, exposing the truth,” and warning that “these are uncertain times” and that “[t]he one thing you can count on to protect what you have worked so hard for is physical gold and silver.” He recommended that his viewers buy gold from “the company you can trust” and told them to “give them a call and tell them Rudy sent you.” And, Giuliani advised, “if you call them right now, they’ll give you up to $1500 of free silver on your first order.”

Edit: I attached Dominion's defamation claim, the quotes are from pages 57 and 58 of the initial complaint and Giuliani admits to scamming boomers on page 16 of his answer. From what I can tell this grift is being driven by a combination of wanting to be in Trump's inner circle and financial issues due to his alcoholism + legal problems. It's hard to think of an American politician who has fallen further from grace than Giuliani.

 

[Ima Spedonym2]

No, Trump hasn’t announced he’s running in 2024 and won’t announce until after the midterms (if he does) because the official announcement triggers a bunch of FEC rules about what he can do with donations and who he has to report them to.

Self-quoting is tacky af, but the activity at the Justice Department serving warrants on Clark and Eastman, the grand jury in Georgia, and the latest dirt from the Jan 6 comittee all mean that Trump may well declare he’s running in some stunt on the 4th.

He’d be leaving potential future millions in grift on the table because of the FEC scrutiny it would trigger, but he’s probably got advisors telling him right now that there’s no way the feds would prosecute a declared candidate because it would look too political.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Self-quoting is tacky af, but the activity at the Justice Department serving warrants on Clark and Eastman, the grand jury in Georgia, and the latest dirt from the Jan 6 comittee all mean that Trump may well declare he’s running in some stunt on the 4th.

He’d be leaving potential future millions in grift on the table because of the FEC scrutiny it would trigger, but he’s probably got advisors telling him right now that there’s no way the feds would prosecute a declared candidate because it would look too political.

and then you realize this is Donald Trump. Their white whale. His Twitter account alone is a hot button issue.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

He’d be leaving potential future millions in grift on the table because of the FEC scrutiny it would trigger, but he’s probably got advisors telling him right now that there’s no way the feds would prosecute a declared candidate because it would look too political.

If he declares he's running, he can crank up his grift one final time. If he fears he might be barred from political offices, declaring shortly before that is basically a last ditch effort to grab some cash one final time from his simps.

 

[Ima Spedonym2]

The thing is, as long as he’s not actually declared, he can have all these dumb funds and PAC’s like the “save America for pillows and chanclas” fund or whatever and the government doesn’t pay much attention where that money goes. The minute he files as a candidate officially, the feds start scrutinizing where all the Trumpy Bear money he’s getting from retards is being spent.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

The thing is, as long as he’s not actually declared, he can have all these dumb funds and PAC’s like the “save America for pillows and chanclas” fund or whatever and the government doesn’t pay much attention where that money goes. The minute he files as a candidate officially, the feds start scrutinizing where all the Trumpy Bear money he’s getting from retards is being spent.

The money goes straight to inflating his ego, so even if it's bound to be used for his political campaign, that's hardly a big deal. He wants to get his cock sucked in public by a large crowd of simps.
When he drops out of the race (either by being banned from running or by merely not getting enough support) what does happen with any money that's still left over? Does he need to return it or can he then use it for whatever he wants?

For purely monetary gains, he has his MAGA-hat shop, the campaign funds allow him to travel the US and feel relevant without needing to invest his own money.

 

[Duck Duck No]

Trump truly is the GREATEST president of all times, with only the GREATEST people in his entourage.

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Truly, with capable, respectable people like this on his side, who would question Trump's version of events surrounding the election?

Love how they all recognize the Boomer base needs those big words to take action.

 

[Windows 10 Upgrade]

Trump truly is the GREATEST president of all times, with only the GREATEST people in his entourage.

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Truly, with capable, respectable people like this on his side, who would question Trump's version of events surrounding the election?

These sandals can be had for the low-low price of 5 bucks if you buy directly from our Chinese overlords at Ali Express.

Truly, a $45 per unit grift

 

[Cask of Amontillado]

These sandals can be had for the low-low price of 5 bucks if you buy directly from our Chinese overlords at Ali Express.

Truly, a $45 per unit grift

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I'd rather buy $1 for a pair of chanclas.

 

[Windows 10 Upgrade]

I'd rather buy $1 for a pair of chanclas.

My brother in Christ, Ali Express has them for fifty cents!

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Trump truly is the GREATEST president of all times, with only the GREATEST people in his entourage.

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Truly, with capable, respectable people like this on his side, who would question Trump's version of events surrounding the election?

But you see true patriots buy those sandals because "THEY'RE TRUMP'S FAVORITE SANDALS HE WEARS ALL THE TIME!"

 

[proteus4994]

His love for Diet Coke is one of the most human aspects about Trump.

But I'm a Monster Ultra Blue Chad.

PSA: I used to drink the shit out of those but there’s 400mg of sodium per can and that shit will kill you.

I‘ve switched to other energy drinks that aren’t jam-packed with literal salt

 

[LeChampion1992]

I think it's time for predictions boys.

A bit of a politisperging idea of Trump announcing his run for 2024 after the 2022 midterms. I believe he has several ways to spin it all that would easily favor a 2024 run.

Anyways I give you 4 options that are the most likely for the GOP winning the midterms.

A. GOP win/landslide it's perfect for his candidacy - He can sell the gop winning being due to his endorsements which does help with his base in critical swing states.
(Best case scenario if you want Trump to win 2024.)

B. GOP wins but underperforms - Most likely he will claim His canidate held back the liberal tide and saved this country. (more then likely expect it to be a blood bath for RINOs/neocons.)
(Most likey outcome so far.)

C. Democrat victory - More then likely his unpopularity will polarize voters, The Dems get the needed edge due to the outrage over roe vs wade. You see a massive swing to the left that even effects deep red states. (he claims sabatoge but even his fringe disputes these claims as many elections have been defortified and a lack of mail in voting.)( Best case scenario if you don't want Trump winning in 2024.)

D. Democrat victory - Republican infighting or democratic sabatoge has cost the GOP the mid-terms. This will amplify trump's message to the base harder, and you'll see a fortification of his base. (If you want to be Tim pool and see riots this is the choice.)

 

[Netizennameless]

They're Mypillow branded which makesiteven more funny and insane. I literally checked this thread out of curiosity of what the fuck was even going on in here expecting it to solely be people doing thecircular "orange guy bad and mean and crazy!!!" shit but then i go to the newestpage and i'm met with genuinely funny wacky shit. Mypillow brand flip flops especially at this price makes me wonder if the mypillo guy's gotten hooked on drugs or something again. Dude's got a wild ass history for a pillow merchant. the mypillow guy lore runs deep.

He is pandering to the incoming wave of MAGA latinos.

Look out for his upcoming book, "From Crack Addict to Chanclas"

 

[awoo]

I think it's time for predictions boys.

A bit of a politisperging idea of Trump announcing his run for 2024 after the 2022 midterms. I believe he has several ways to spin it all that would easily favor a 2024 run.

Anyways I give you 4 options that are the most likely for the GOP winning the midterms.

A. GOP win/landslide it's perfect for his candidacy - He can sell the gop winning being due to his endorsements which does help with his base in critical swing states.
(Best case scenario if you want Trump to win 2024.)

B. GOP wins but underperforms - Most likely he will claim His canidate held back the liberal tide and saved this country. (more then likely expect it to be a blood bath for RINOs/neocons.)
(Most likey outcome so far.)

C. Democrat victory - More then likely his unpopularity will polarize voters, The Dems get the needed edge due to the outrage over roe vs wade. You see a massive swing to the left that even effects deep red states. (he claims sabatoge but even his fringe disputes these claims as many elections have been defortified and a lack of mail in voting.)( Best case scenario if you don't want Trump winning in 2024.)

D. Democrat victory - Republican infighting or democratic sabatoge has cost the GOP the mid-terms. This will amplify trump's message to the base harder, and you'll see a fortification of his base. (If you want to be Tim pool and see riots this is the choice.)

A Dem midterms victory is extremely unlikely given historically the midterms go against the president's party, and sleepy Joe is shockingly unpopular currently. Even the most optimistic of Dem pundits are expecting bad news.

 

[Netizennameless]

People believe literally anything, as long as it's something negative about Trump.
I'd like to hear a negative opinion on him from someone who isn't politically retarded.

I am a hardcore Trumper, and my biggest criticism of Trump is that he turns every issue into a controversy. He could advocate for strengthening environmental laws and 45% of the country would oppose it as a fascist takeover.

I think it's time for predictions boys.

A bit of a politisperging idea of Trump announcing his run for 2024 after the 2022 midterms. I believe he has several ways to spin it all that would easily favor a 2024 run.

Anyways I give you 4 options that are the most likely for the GOP winning the midterms.

A. GOP win/landslide it's perfect for his candidacy - He can sell the gop winning being due to his endorsements which does help with his base in critical swing states.
(Best case scenario if you want Trump to win 2024.)

This is what i think is most likely. Nobody tried to storm the capital when Al Gore lost, and those people riot as a pastime.

B. GOP wins but underperforms - Most likely he will claim His canidate held back the liberal tide and saved this country. (more then likely expect it to be a blood bath for RINOs/neocons.)
(Most likey outcome so far.)

I expect neocons are on suicide watch anyway. They got in bed with the uniparty but their constituents are ready to start lynching

C. Democrat victory - More then likely his unpopularity will polarize voters, The Dems get the needed edge due to the outrage over roe vs wade. You see a massive swing to the left that even effects deep red states. (he claims sabatoge but even his fringe disputes these claims as many elections have been defortified and a lack of mail in voting.)( Best case scenario if you don't want Trump winning in 2024.)

No one gives a shit about Roe v. Wade that wasn't already a hardcore dem voter. If anything, this ruling is going to energize Republicans who gave up on being represented. As a Republican, seeing Roe v. Wade overturned gave me hope for our country that i thought was impossible.

D. Democrat victory - Republican infighting or democratic sabatoge has cost the GOP the mid-terms. This will amplify trump's message to the base harder, and you'll see a fortification of his base. (If you want to be Tim pool and see riots this is the choice.)

The democrats are fucked. They can't cheat this election because the numbers are too lopsided and redistricting has been a nightmare for them. The Supreme Court is about to make this much worse.

A Dem midterms victory is extremely unlikely given historically the midterms go against the president's party, and sleepy Joe is shockingly unpopular currently. Even the most optimistic of Dem pundits are expecting bad news.

Not even Harry Truman was this unpopular. I wouldn't be surprised if someone assassinated Biden to be honest. Dems are losing 50+ years of control of the government, the public narrative, and the perception of being on the right side of history.

Edit: i deserve the politisperging negrates. This isn't the forum for that.

 

[Random Internet Person]

I think it's time for predictions boys.

A bit of a politisperging idea of Trump announcing his run for 2024 after the 2022 midterms. I believe he has several ways to spin it all that would easily favor a 2024 run.

Anyways I give you 4 options that are the most likely for the GOP winning the midterms.

A. GOP win/landslide it's perfect for his candidacy - He can sell the gop winning being due to his endorsements which does help with his base in critical swing states.
(Best case scenario if you want Trump to win 2024.)

B. GOP wins but underperforms - Most likely he will claim His canidate held back the liberal tide and saved this country. (more then likely expect it to be a blood bath for RINOs/neocons.)
(Most likey outcome so far.)

C. Democrat victory - More then likely his unpopularity will polarize voters, The Dems get the needed edge due to the outrage over roe vs wade. You see a massive swing to the left that even effects deep red states. (he claims sabatoge but even his fringe disputes these claims as many elections have been defortified and a lack of mail in voting.)( Best case scenario if you don't want Trump winning in 2024.)

D. Democrat victory - Republican infighting or democratic sabatoge has cost the GOP the mid-terms. This will amplify trump's message to the base harder, and you'll see a fortification of his base. (If you want to be Tim pool and see riots this is the choice.)

A Dem midterms victory is extremely unlikely given historically the midterms go against the president's party, and sleepy Joe is shockingly unpopular currently. Even the most optimistic of Dem pundits are expecting bad news.

Honestly, while I’m not on the red wave of blood train, I can easily see Democrats hurting if only because 2020 rules aren’t as sure this time around, and midterms most likely mean that there aren’t that many white whales to go after compared to 2020.

If anything, I’m not sure of all the Trump endorsed people and the positions they’re going for, but I can’t wait for this to be spun as Trump trying to make a cult of personality in the government.

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

I'm having a hard time reconciling the attacks on Biden's clear lack of mental competence with the fact that many of these same people want Trump to run in 2024 at age 78. Like, seriously...he wasn't that good the first time.

 

[John Merston]

I'm having a hard time reconciling the attacks on Biden's clear lack of mental competence with the fact that many of these same people want Trump to run in 2024 at age 78. Like, seriously...he wasn't that good the first time.

Conservatives will always have some internal logic to explain the contradictions in their beliefs.