Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[hotcheetospuffs]

She's wearing a hairnet and what looks like a work shirt and shoes. Maybe she wants to sue McDonald's next, bigger company, mo money.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

Super late I know but enjoy!

Spoiler: Archive

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

So, we"ve established that Jade is A) a nigger; ,B) she's epileptic, and C) Hamber sees no problem with any of this, despite a lawsuit that that the groid will lose.

Edit; fixed tit.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

So, we"ve established that Jade is A) a nigger; ,B) she's epileptic, and C) Hamber sees no problem with any of this, despite a lawsuit that that the grid will lose.

Spoiler: Slight PL

I know where I live, as long as you're without a seizure and medicated for a period of time, they will allow you to drive. Otherwise yes, they will take your license away.

I don't know if anyone mentioned it but she's wearing a hair net. Is she moonlighting as an Uber Eats driver??

 

[Miltank]

am i late with this? it's about Jade's case: court case details

 

[Trees]

I think Amber is a lesbian in so much as fucking with dick terrifies her. Gorl is fucking ruled by her childhood. Even if there is an attraction to men there, she will never move on enough to go there without having a full meltdown over it. Lesbians have waaaay higher standards than the pervy guys with a fetish who must slide into her DMs, but Amber will scrape the bottom of the barrel to avoid feeling discomfort and experiencing emotional growth for a second.

Watch her go over 600 if Jade makes her touch a penis.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Watch her go over 600 if Jade makes her touch a penis.

Swinging Chad cock or none, has zero to do with her Final Form of Fatness.

 

[PB4ZZZ]

Well, I suppose we now know why wipey doesn't want to be on camera. Her medication must control her epilepsy such that she's able to maintain an active driver's license ... I can't see what regular accommodations she might need other than perhaps some flexibility with scheduling because the medication makes her fatigued? If she's been actively having breakthrough seizures, she shouldn't be driving,

 

[StrawberryDouche]

It sounded like they wanted her to return to work in office like normal people, but Fat Jade could catch covid which could make her have a seizure.

She's just fat and lazy and commuting to an office cuts into her babysitting time. Sure doesn't look like she's afraid of covid initiating a seizure being a food fetcher at McDonald's.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Would the meds possible add to her weight?

 

[Totally real FBI Frank]

Would the meds possible add to her weight?

I’ve been on five different anti-convulsants and I either had zero weight fluctuations….or lost upwards of thirty pounds. I think it’s just Hambers influence/ money making Wipey fat as fuck.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

I can't get the court documents to load on my phone for some reason, but if I remember correctly the case is from only a few months ago, and the company is HQed in NYC according to crunchbase. Given the timeline it seems like epilepsy-covid is a cover for "moved out of the state to live with super morbidly obese dimwit and didn't think to double check on the permanency of WFH"

 

[BBJ_4_Ever]

Here is the court complaint for Jade Francis, if anyone wants to read it.

 

[lol cow supreme]

Here is the court complaint for Jade Francis, if anyone wants to read it.

Looks like her employment was termed before moving in with Amber. This states she was let go in September 2020, and also claimed her condition was getting worse and worse and worse. Which would be interesting information for her drivers license status. Those having active seizures arent typically allowed to drive.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Dilate, Cope, and Seize.

 

[Montage]

If Fatty put in absolutely any effort whatsoever, then she would lose weight. At her (admitted) size, she could still eat thousands of calories every day. A few minutes walking would help her burn a shit-ton of calories when compared to an average sized person doing the same thing.
Her step count is complete bullshit. Even 2000 steps plus, in a one level apartment is not realistic. People who live in a 3 or 4 bed house, who go up and down stairs a few times per day would struggle to hit that number . Add the fact she's lazy as fuck, and I doubt she would hit 500 and that's being generous.
Best case - If she sleeps in bed, then bed to toilet, to kitchen, to couch. Then possibly to the bathroom for a shit. Then to bed. And that's a good day.
Probable - Sleeps sitting on couch. Shuffles over on couch to piss and shit. Possibly goes to kitchen once if her caretaker's out and brings as much as she can carry back with her. Then sleeps on the couch, sitting up.
The only extra steps she would get in, are if she has to answer the door for her deliveries and when she's filming, so she can prove all the hates are wrong.
As for 'actively losing weight', taking her day 1 to be our day 0... In 4 days, Her Royal Fatness, starting at just shy of 500 pounds, has somehow gained 2 pounds.
As for her calories, over 5 days, she's pretending to average out at a little over 2500 per day. She would be losing weight quite easily if this were true. Instead of gaining, she'd be losing the same numbers, if not more.

Because of her size you probably wouldn't see instant weight loss, her fat would turn into muscle and the only way she would really see a difference is by measuring herself (bust, hips and waist).

Maybe she's on pills for weight loss or the diabetic injection ozempic. Who knows, all we do know is that she's fat and no one would have sex with her.

 

[Swine Flew]

Here is the court complaint for Jade Francis, if anyone wants to read it.

They expected her to show up and sit at a desk. They fired her because she constantly complained.

Jade's title was "Customer Experience Manager", which sounds like a job any idiot could do. She made $52k.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

They expected her to show up and sit at a desk.
She made $52k.

Are they still hiring?

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Looks like her employment was termed before moving in with Amber. This states she was let go in September 2020, and also claimed her condition was getting worse and worse and worse. Which would be interesting information for her drivers license status. Those having active seizures arent typically allowed to drive.

What exactly is she trying to accomplish? Does she want her job back or just to be paid out through an out-of-court settlement? Since she claims discrimination due to her physical condition, does she has to prove that she can't work because of it? If she holds a driving licence, would this make her case weaker? Maybe Amber should start to learn to drive.

 

[I am vomit]

Are they still hiring?

Only if you apply under affirmative action.