Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Grotesque Bushes]

You absolute retards. All you need to do is leave a wreath saying 'at least we visit -kiwi farmers' and post a picture on twitter. That way you don't catch public indecency/defacing or desecrating a grave site charges, you don't look like subhuman animals, you don't give Ralph any ammo to do his moral grandstanding in between gambling trips and hooker searches, and you get to show the world how unkempt and abandoned that grave is.

 

[Pale Empress]

Zero chance. It was the exact same MO as the Vickers swatter.

I have my own theories about the person(s) behind the calls (somebody with a past history of similar behaviour) especially since the audio was specifically posted to /cow/. At this point it's all just speculation however.

 

[GhostButt]

You absolute retards. All you need to do is leave a wreath saying 'at least we visit -kiwi farmers' and post a picture on twitter. That way you don't catch public indecency/defacing or desecrating a grave site charges, you don't look like subhuman animals, you don't give Ralph any ammo to do his moral grandstanding in between gambling trips and hooker searches, and you get to show the world how unkempt and abandoned that grave is.

pissing on the woman's grave when she already has ethan for a son yeah no, do this, it's like the 1 dollar child support payment, but more petty, it's the least this poor woman deserves

 

[MeltyTW]

Ralph any ammo to do his moral grandstanding

good ideas but the only person ralph grandstands to is his five fans who probably are just blackmailed or there for nick anyway and dont really care. i think they could at least have a little maybe-not-shit on their hand wiped on the wreath though for a stealth grave shitting.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

You absolute retards. All you need to do is leave a wreath saying 'at least we visit -kiwi farmers' and post a picture on twitter. That way you don't catch public indecency/defacing or desecrating a grave site charges, you don't look like subhuman animals, you don't give Ralph any ammo to do his moral grandstanding in between gambling trips and hooker searches, and you get to show the world how unkempt and abandoned that grave is.

Sandra doesn’t have a grave, Ralph’s too cheap. You’d have to go put a wreath on her sisters or mum’s grave.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

He tried to rent an urn and started hollering when they told him it was a mortuary and not a rental house.

 

[ManBearHog]

I don't think poop is enough humiliation. I think he should go out there and jerk off on her gravestone while calling her a nasty slut.

Filming it to humiliate himself make Ralph mad for our entertainment of course.

Yep, jacking off and talking nasty with a half g baggy of cocaine resting on top of the grave, overdubbed with Ralph’s famous whores rant about how easy it is to get nasty whores to suck your cock. I think he would literally have a stroke.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

You absolute retards. All you need to do is leave a wreath saying 'at least we visit -kiwi farmers' and post a picture on twitter. That way you don't catch public indecency/defacing or desecrating a grave site charges, you don't look like subhuman animals, you don't give Ralph any ammo to do his moral grandstanding in between gambling trips and hooker searches, and you get to show the world how unkempt and abandoned that grave is.

I’d donate to that, wreath along with a framed photo of the bastard grandson she never got to see because Ralph’s gonna Ralph.
(Reminder Ralph said he was going to send Xander a framed photo of Sandra, which would be the only gift he’s ever sent his son, which btw he never did send lol, and would be an inappropriate spite gift because Ralph is mentally ill).

 

[Bummer]

You absolute retards. All you need to do is leave a wreath saying 'at least we visit -kiwi farmers' and post a picture on twitter. That way you don't catch public indecency/defacing or desecrating a grave site charges, you don't look like subhuman animals, you don't give Ralph any ammo to do his moral grandstanding in between gambling trips and hooker searches, and you get to show the world how unkempt and abandoned that grave is.

Thank you man. If you go out of your way to fuck with a z-list e-celebrity you are a faggot. If you must be a faggot at least do it properly and listen to this guys post. You can fuck with someone without making yourself look like an even filthier degenerate maniac than the person you are fucking with. Just pissing or shitting on someone's grave is the most low IQ thing you could do. I said the same thing the other day about swatting, it's just fucking lazy. Be creative in your faggotry.

 

[Kinochet]

Thank you man. If you go out of your way to fuck with a z-list e-celebrity you are a faggot. If you must be a faggot at least do it properly and listen to this guys post. You can fuck with someone without making yourself look like an even filthier degenerate maniac than the person you are fucking with. Just pissing or shitting on someone's grave is the most low IQ thing you could do. I said the same thing the other day about swatting, it's just fucking lazy. Be creative in your faggotry.

Don't listen to these reasonable people. Do a cum tribute on her grave and video tape it and send it to Ralph.

 

[McNiggerFaggot]

Honestly Ralph needs to peacefully sunset himself for being a fat degenerate waste of fucking semen.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

He tried to rent an urn and started hollering when they told him it was a mortuary and not a rental house.

 

[TheGuntinator]

If Ralph actually keeps his mother's ashes lying around in a little ziplock baggie then there's an astronomically small, but not 0% chance he may accidentally snort them.
This, and only this, would be the act that definitively puts him over Chris as the true and honest King of Cows.

Ralph wakes up drunk one cold winter day, opens his cabinet in a stupor and wonders aloud "hey when did i buy chocolate milk mix?" Before turning her ashes into hot cocoa, and absorbing her soul. Imagine the wacky misadventures he'd go on with his mother fighting for control of his body.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

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"God DAMMIT!......Is there a Ralph's around here?"

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

You absolute retards. All you need to do is leave a wreath saying 'at least we visit -kiwi farmers' and post a picture on twitter. That way you don't catch public indecency/defacing or desecrating a grave site charges, you don't look like subhuman animals, you don't give Ralph any ammo to do his moral grandstanding in between gambling trips and hooker searches, and you get to show the world how unkempt and abandoned that grave is.

Exactly. Better yet, actually clean the damn grave before leaving the wreath. While telling his mother's spirit all that Ralph has gotten up to since her death. And record it.

Don't listen to these reasonable people. Do a cum tribute on her grave and video tape it and send it to Ralph.

Why not both?

 

[Symalsa]

Anyone else think that the “Ralph downloaded malware” thing is a set up for when the police ask him about the Jim and Faith swatting?

>Nawt truuuu
>Zoom did it and he sent me malware to make it look like it was me

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Anyone else think that the “Ralph downloaded malware” thing is a set up for when the police ask him about the Jim and Faith swatting?

>Nawt truuuu
>Zoom did it and he sent me malware to make it look like it was me

No, ralph is tech illiterate and too spiteful to not pass up a chance to own an enemy and unknowingly downloading malware. Unless he was actively coached through it all

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I don't think poop is enough humiliation. I think he should go out there and jerk off on her gravestone while calling her a nasty slut.

And he should also make sure he’s being cornholed by a BBC during all this, to own JCaesar. Boy will Ralph be steamed.

 

[Farglemark]

Jim is literally the devil like baked said. I mean look at my evidence

Ignore him thanking a person for sending him root beer and a thank-you card.



Do you see it? Jim BTFOed.


Sold his soul to the devil and the devil must have instructed Jim to attack Ralph and America First, its the only thing that makes sense. Otherwise no one would front on such a group of fine gentlemen

 

[Fannyscum]

Pozzed, Pigged and ready to Party!

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Thanks for the exploitable Farmer Jim! Everyone's getting in on the fun:



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Well, almost everyone:

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The way Ralph insists on re-posting every one of Jim's insults is making me think he does have a humiliation fetish after all.