Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

How long will Polissa last at her new apartment?

  • <1 month

    Votes: 4 4.5%
  • 1-2 months

    Votes: 22 24.7%
  • 2-4 months

    Votes: 20 22.5%
  • 4-6 months

    Votes: 33 37.1%
  • >6 months

    Votes: 10 11.2%

  • Total voters
    89
  • Poll closed .
She called that bedroom “the cat litter room”. I’m just envisioning her dumping out a large bag of kitty litter in the floor and calling it a day. I mean most ppl would say something like litter box area I would think. I bet give it a few years and that place will be like a Flat Cat episode on hoarders.
 

Those holes are huge and I saw one in at least another room.

I might start a running list of her best inaccurate homophones if folks would be amused.

Do it. Her homophones are frustrating yet hilarious.

I searched “family land” on Twitter and got this:

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She can’t even work in a like six foot square of garden and yet wants to do a full fledged farm?

I wouldn’t take a single musky dine from Ms Animal Hoarder.
 
Go to the store at midnight on the first of any month. This is the exact same trashy bitch you'll see in any store wheeling around two carts full of nothing but cookies and soda, blowing all their EBT in one glorious dopamine fueled rush.
 
I assumed the fan is drooped like that because the ceiling is an A-frame and there's not enough room for a full-sized straight fan, plus lower ceiling so you cant have it hanging any lower. I assume the trailer is from the 70s or even earlier. Nowadays there are narrower fans to fit spaces like that. It does look like if the blades were straight, they'd come pretty close to hitting the angled ceiling.

But I'm a Eurofag ceiling fans aren't really a thing where I grew up what do I know.
 
Also that depressed ceiling fan is from no AC plus Alabama summer humidity. Mostly you see it on porches outdoors though. The humidity makes them droop like that over time. Not all do though. Maybe it has to do with the quality of fan.
Cheap vinyl or PVC blades will eventually droop like that from the heat.

That said, while she may be on "family land," she's not an owner of that land, so she's only going to be there as long as the relatives who do own that land are willing to tolerate her. And while she may claim that busted aluminum can is "a home she can't lose," I have no doubt she eventually will lose it, in part due to lack of maintenance and the dire effects of animal hoarding. Particle board subfloors don't stand up well to frequent dousings with cat urine, and you can't tell me she's not going to acquire more cats.

She can handwave all the repairs that place needs with, "Oh, the men in my family will do it," but I have a feeling that dealing with her on this project is going to give all those men some insights into her personality that she'd rather they not have. Having a mooching loser of a relative is one thing, but you can overlook a lot when you don't have any real investment in them. As those men watch her destroy all the work they've done, and have to deal firsthand with her total lack of responsibility or accountability for anything, it's not going to go over well at all.
 
Also that depressed ceiling fan is from no AC plus Alabama summer humidity. Mostly you see it on porches outdoors though. The humidity makes them droop like that over time. Not all do though. Maybe it has to do with the quality of fan.

I assumed the fan is drooped like that because the ceiling is an A-frame and there's not enough room for a full-sized straight fan, plus lower ceiling so you cant have it hanging any lower. I assume the trailer is from the 70s or even earlier. Nowadays there are narrower fans to fit spaces like that. It does look like if the blades were straight, they'd come pretty close to hitting the angled ceiling.

But I'm a Eurofag ceiling fans aren't really a thing where I grew up what do I know.

PL but I grew up in the region, including many summers without AC, and never saw a ceiling fan droop like that in my house. Maybe it was just cool enough from our floor fans or it's because I didn't grow up in a trailer from the 1970s (which I doubt was made with good materials to begin with; I was in trailers from that era twenty years ago that were "bouncy" and uneven from the floors rotting under the carpeting and the whatnot).

Go to the store at midnight on the first of any month. This is the exact same trashy bitch you'll see in any store wheeling around two carts full of nothing but cookies and soda, blowing all their EBT in one glorious dopamine fueled rush.

She has shown receipts of her doing just that. There are a couple in the OP. I'm anticipating her crying about how $150 in Mello Yello, Jimmy Dean, and Hot Pockets will only last Josh and her four days very soon. Unless she's decided that it's more important to bitch about how Alabama doesn't care about her reproductive choices when she's getting her uterus yeeted courtesy of Alabaman taxpayers. I want them receipts. They're as funny as they are maddening because of how dense she is. She's like that dril tweet, only with Mello Yello instead of candles.

Cheap vinyl or PVC blades will eventually droop like that from the heat.

That said, while she may be on "family land," she's not an owner of that land, so she's only going to be there as long as the relatives who do own that land are willing to tolerate her. And while she may claim that busted aluminum can is "a home she can't lose," I have no doubt she eventually will lose it, in part due to lack of maintenance and the dire effects of animal hoarding. Particle board subfloors don't stand up well to frequent dousings with cat urine, and you can't tell me she's not going to acquire more cats.

She can handwave all the repairs that place needs with, "Oh, the men in my family will do it," but I have a feeling that dealing with her on this project is going to give all those men some insights into her personality that she'd rather they not have. Having a mooching loser of a relative is one thing, but you can overlook a lot when you don't have any real investment in them. As those men watch her destroy all the work they've done, and have to deal firsthand with her total lack of responsibility or accountability for anything, it's not going to go over well at all.

Just from looking at her tweets, it looks like Josh and her keep burning bridges with pretty much everyone: family, friends, neighbors. She recently threw those bitchfits on her birthday because all the work that her mom and mamaw did weren't enough for her or up to her ironically high standards. The only thing that she seemed genuinely appreciative of was the booze. She is absolutely going to not only destroy that house, but likely destroy what few relationships she has left while trying to repair it. Someone hypothesized or joked that she's going to let the cats just shit on the floor in a bedroom. The fact I'm not sure if it was a joke is damning.
 
Were you curious about what the trailer looked like? Well, here's your chance!

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Oh damn. I guess aunt was a hoarder too. How bad is the inside of Polissa's home if this is the upgrade?

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Not even Jimmy Carter would help build a house for this bitch.
Got more photos of the trailer interior

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Why is she so insistent that 11 cats have to shit in the same room? (Hard mode: answers besides "laziness")

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Oh yeah, she keeps going on about having "family land." I haven't really posted those caps, but she sometimes really likes to brag about having that "family land."
Ah, I see.

So she's gonna be livin' on what people in my neck of the woods would call "Leatherface Property".
(I swear the man seems to really make a killing on renting out his old wooden shacks and rusty trailers to hillbillies all across the country. Must be a pretty good landlord, though I guess he probably doesn't have the issue of people thinking they'll gyp him on rent.)

Honestly, places like this really aren't too bad. You almost always have a decent chunk of open land, and usually they just look like a murder shack from the outside. While most would argue the interior in Polissa's aunt's trailer is bad enough to be outright scrapped, for poor southerner/hillbilly standards this is pretty good as-is. Yes, even before the taking out the trash and a good sweeping.

You got no obvious holes in the floor, working indoor plumbing, I assume the electrical stuff is intact, and most trailers sit just high enough that you don't have to worry too much about weather stripping (unless you get a lot of flash floods or high snowfall, I guess). I count less than 10 holes in the walls, and judging from the pictures, they'd all be really cheap to cover up. In their case, probably even free, as I'm willing to bet they could find wood hunks or something in the leftover hoard. Could also lean into that REALLY poor/shameless look and just use the black trash bags and some tape, like some do with car repair. But, this is all assuming that Polissa really does live that genuine struggle life, where aesthetics are foreign when faced with basic needs. If her "80% cosmetics" remark is anything to go by, she's never really had to go that deep into the "make do with what you got" struggle.

Plus, any labor required will also be extremely cheap or outright free, as she mentions she has "men in [her] family that can do the work", and you know she doesn't have the "southern hospitality" to demand they take her payment anyway (or even pay them extra, "for their trouble"). Willing to bet some will also have some working appliances to just give her, like microwaves, large coolers, and at least a camper stove-top. But I don't know, maybe she'll have a problem with whatever metals and plastics the company used; turn her green or whatever.


It'll be interesting to see how much money she'll be able to milk out for this "restoration". To grifters of Polissa's level, she doesn't care about having a nice interior. If anything, having areas in there that look more dilapidated than others are perfect for her, because she can use those to grift money for literal months. What matters to grifters like her is that she can live there for free - or at the very least, for a very low "family discount" - and that she now has a whole new trailer to use as a grifting venue. The coming months will be nothing but asking for funds for all the appliances, paying for supposed labor, etc etc. Yet I'll bet that all that money will just be funneled into take-out and Mello Yello.

And maybe an actual fridge.

For the Mello Yello.
 
With so much open land around, I wonder why Polissa even needs a litter room. She could install a cat flap and let the cats roam free. It would suit her laziness and the cats could find clean spots to shit. Everybody would be a winner.

Edited because I originally called Polissa "Kitty".
 
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With so much open land around, I wonder why Polissa even needs a litter room. She could install a cat flap and let the cats roam free. It would suit her laziness and the cats could find clean spots to shit. Everybody would be a winner.

Edited because I originally called Polissa "Kitty".
Agreed, this is the best option here. It’s pretty fucking gross to think they’re having a “kitty litter room” versus a box in various rooms. I feel like them choosing a room for litter means they’ll throw a few boxes in there, boxes won’t get cleaned and the cats will start inappropriately eliminating elsewhere because cats hate filth.
 
Agreed, this is the best option here. It’s pretty fucking gross to think they’re having a “kitty litter room” versus a box in various rooms. I feel like them choosing a room for litter means they’ll throw a few boxes in there, boxes won’t get cleaned and the cats will start inappropriately eliminating elsewhere because cats hate filth.
I suspect she keeps the cats as indoor cats and that is probably why she is designating a room for litterboxes.
 
Agreed, this is the best option here. It’s pretty fucking gross to think they’re having a “kitty litter room” versus a box in various rooms. I feel like them choosing a room for litter means they’ll throw a few boxes in there, boxes won’t get cleaned and the cats will start inappropriately eliminating elsewhere because cats hate filth.
What’s gross is that she already puts all the litter boxes in one room. Add that she already constantly claims that the cats are out of litter…

Oh yeah, won’t someone think of poor Gomez and buy his food? Because heaven forbid that she buys his food with her own SSDI

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I dunno man, I’d worry more about my cat eating right than getting hysterectomy coloring books. But that’s me.

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It’s July in Alabama? Like the rest of the world? Shocking.

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I guess she’s shifted her blame on her shitty life from inflation to Roe being overturned
 
What’s gross is that she already puts all the litter boxes in one room. Add that she already constantly claims that the cats are out of litter…

Oh yeah, won’t someone think of poor Gomez and buy his food? Because heaven forbid that she buys his food with her own SSDI

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I dunno man, I’d worry more about my cat eating right than getting hysterectomy coloring books. But that’s me.

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I guess she’s shifted her blame on her shitty life from inflation to Roe being overturned
I would think putting her dog down over an ear infection might not sit well with individuals who have money to burn, but that’s just me. Also if she’s moving and that trailer has AC then she doesn’t need an AC. Also maybe ppl are like fuck you AND your coloring books.
 
I'm wondering when the last time that crawlspace under that trailer was visited, and how bug/rodent/Lovecraftian-Horror infested it is. And if there's any signs of water damage.

Crawlspace encapsulation would be grand after the rotted flooring is replaced, but I doubt she'd even consider it.
 
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I guess she’s shifted her blame on her shitty life from inflation to Roe being overturned

Lord please forgive me if I get MATI over this bitch... I'm absolutely speechless. Sickening behaviour to imply that she's not getting money because of women - including herself! - suffering such a major loss across multiple states. Fuck off. I hope you don't get any Mello Yello this month and your pets find new owners.
 
I would think putting her dog down over an ear infection might not sit well with individuals who have money to burn, but that’s just me. Also if she’s moving and that trailer has AC then she doesn’t need an AC. Also maybe ppl are like fuck you AND your coloring books.
There are so many people online trying to raise money for honest needs, there's no way somebody fortunate enough to have money to share can help them all. You have to evaluate each case, decide if they're legit or not, and put your money where it would be of the greatest benefit.

The normal human thing is to help immediate family first, then friends and extended family, then trusted acquaintances. When it comes to strangers, people are more open to helping somebody with some other degree of proximity—they live in your town; they belong to the same religion; they share a common interest with you; or people closer to you can vouch for them.

And when people give money (or anything else), they want to know that it's going to make a difference for the recipient and do some real good—helping somebody through hard times so they can get back on their feet feels good, man.

What doesn't feel good? Throwing money into the bottomless pit that is somebody like Polissa. I could send her $20, $50, $100 today—fuck it; I could send her that much every Sunday—and she'd complain that it's not enough (she needs that air conditioner!). I could send her $1000 for building supplies, and she will have blown it on anything but building supplies before the week is over.

We've seen where her money for food goes. We've seen all of her excuses why she can't buy cheap, basic ingredients and make simple, home-cooked meals that might be better—and certainly no worse—for her and her husband than the garbage they eat now. Even with the limited cooking equipment she has, she could do it, if she wanted to—she has generations of women behind her who knew how to do just that, and there's got to be at least one still alive who could teach her.

But she doesn't want to be taught. She doesn't want to help herself. She wants everybody else to provide her with the life she believes she is entitled to, simply by existing. Nothing anybody does for her will ever be enough, and she will never be grateful for it. All you have to do is scroll back through her Twitter feed to see that. And that is why nobody is donating to her.

And while I'm at it, it mildly annoys me that she and her fellow chronic social media beggars call what they do "crowdfunding." No, it's not crowdfunding; it's begging, because they are asking for money while offering nothing in return. Crowdfunding is raising money to provide a product or service, and the donor is a small investor who will eventually get something out of the deal. At most, anybody who donates to Polissa's "crowdfunding" will get to feel like they are a good and charitable person, helping the less fortunate—until she complains that it's not enough. Sounds like a shitty deal to me.
 
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