"Instead of playing music live, I'm just going to fuck some hookers. Because only the cool kids pay for sex, you faggots! Anyways, I'm sure whores will fuck me for free if I play them my Nice Guy™ song. They'll have to. OR ELSE!!!"“Instead of releasing this song in hopes of getting my dick sucked, I will be working on my PAC in hopes of getting my dick sucked. Cause I’m nice like that.”
#cutedisabledboy #notarapist #lasvegas
I had forgotten that provision of rule 26, my bad. Maybe we'll see it today, although nothing is filed yet.
Russ probably thinks (and he'd be correct) that a women who'd get drunk and fuck him is a floozy. She'd also get drunk and fuck other dudes... maybe even some of those saggy-pants thugs.
The latter would get the neoproverbial chef's kiss from me. Can you imagine the oil in that sentencing hearing?
He's terrified of breaking the law (or even the Mormon law). He tried the illegal way a couple of times but there was no convenient big scary Hof-man for him to tattle on when the hooker refused to fuck him unless he paid up some more.
The only heat he packs is in his pants, 24/7.
Jesus, what has it been, a year?
No. We have no evidence he ever did such a thing. @Constellationzero is confused. He was fired by a law firm in the past, and one of the reasons they gave him was that they were worried he may use company resources to track down Taylor Swift or other women.
No, Russhole. Cool guys never have to tell anyone that they're cool. Ever.
She don't like bald guys, Russ. You might as well drop your shit song of the summer now.
Telling him why he was fired was probably so they could contest if he filed for unemployment. If they just said, "fuck off weirdo", they'd have a harder time proving they fired him with cause. Firing a person for cause generally makes them ineligible for unemployment. Of course, if they'd done it properly, they would have looked him up before hiring him and just tossed his application in the shredder.
He got these ideas, most likely, from his parents. I mean parents do everything they can to raise their kids up and that means things like telling them how handsome, strong and good they are. But kids believe it because they're kids. And they're stupid. Russtard kept believing it. That and most likely he was told, by his well meaning Mormon fellows, that he was special and God had made him this way because he was special. If you've heard that all your life you will believe it no matter what.
I'm fascinated by how he thinks he can land a model who routinely dines with rich guys at restaurants so expensive the menu doesn't list prices. The fucking IHOP comment floored me.
I think the only reason Russ doesn't question it is because he is of below average intelligence and is mentally ill. It's not like he's a true believer and that's why he isn't questioning God's wisdom in making him deformed. I hope a lot of people would question it in private, possibly with a spouse or with guidance from the church. They'd hopefully be able to find a way to use it as inspiration or motivation to achieve happiness in their life and faith.
Russ has a disastrous combination of narcissism, low IQ, and a delusional disorder of some kind. That's why he does shit that mystifies normal people (and even not-normal people who at least live in reality). Only Russ could think that writing one song, one fucking song would catapult from obscurity to fame. Only Russ could think he had a chance suing the world's most famous pop star. His disability has become part of his delusions. He's not an asshole, he's the only guy on the entire planet who's nice to hookers, or has even thought of being nice to hookers. People only dislike him because of his face, not because he's a delusional fuckwit who demands to be given things that it takes exceptional people years to earn.
So it's 7pm in Utah, did they file?
I know it's fun to hope for colossal legal fuckups that get cases thrown out, but seriously guys, the court's not going to do anything (apart from maybe grumble a bit) about a filing being made a day late. Timely filings are important, and missing deadlines is a great way to annoy a judge, but unless narrowly missing a deadline causes some kind of major problem for the court or the opposing side, the court will generally let it slide.
I'm not expecting the case to be thrown out, but a late filing would be fun because it further proves his lawyers are incompetent (and also I want Rusty and counsel to possibly annoy the judge at every opportunity).
