Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AngryItalianAmerican]

I knew mustang owners were all fat and gay this just solidifies my theory

Do you find the Camaro too practical and reliable?!

I have the car for you, brother.

 

[NotFatChild]

A rascal received a proper childing from the true and honest @RealAutomanic account (now deleted) Archive

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He literally can't help himself.

I think my favorite part about this grift is just how lazy is he is about actually doing anything with it. He could probably make some real money with it if he put the 16 hours a day he puts into childing people on his actual twitter account into it instead.

 

[FinnSven]

Been a while, so I would just like to say that Fatrick is an obese, degenerate, narcissistic, low-T individual LARPing as a never Trump conservative badass. Rick is no firearms expert or martial artist. He is a drunkard, lives in squalor, and seeks shelter at a dingy bar. Him being weight-challenged relishes him to a sweaty and greasy state of existence. I truly pity Nikki, but at least she hit it, quit it, and moved on to Pringles Can John (PBUH). Fat cannot face reality and is relegated to writing Z-tier sci-fi novels as a form of escapism. His autism has crippled his social interaction and made him incapable of being a loving father in any remote capacity. On one hand we should feel sorry for Rick and the sorrowful journey which leads him to search for answers in the bottom of a beer mug in a dimly lit bar. On the other, he provides endless entertainment and just cannot resist biting the bait. Every. Fucking. Time.

Rick's suffering is self-inflicted. It is like Sisyphus continually rolling a rock up a hill, only for it to roll back down. Rick constantly feels the need to take to Twitter to avenge himself in the eyes of others-with further embarrassment inevitably resulting. Maybe one day Fatrick will gain a modicum of self-awareness and alter his poor lifestyle and dietary habits.

There is no justice in this world. PCJ was taken from us too soon. Good men die while utter scoundrels like Pat just weigh on the world. It is a sad truth, but we may as well derive amusement from the prison he is confined to by his own handicraft.

Rick is just an empty soul, an existential vacuum. He searches desperately for meaning, consuming anything (mostly food) he comes across. He is always trying his next grift to attempt to cultivate another image to publicly present. He is a skin-walker, an abstraction, and he is simply not there. He is confined to be a laughingstock who begs for attention of any variety forevermore. As a supreme autist he will never have a loving relationship, as all interactions are transactional. He is a void who merely attempts to satiate his existential dread with food. His search for meaning is futile. He will wander the earth laying salt in his wake and spread his faggotry wherever he may roam.

I appreciate the sentiment and detail, but I feel a scoundrel is not an apt description.

A scoundrel is more of the classic mustache twirling villain, like Captain Hook of Peter Pan.

Dreadful, but with a sort of debonair charm, relishing in their evil deeds.

Fatrick is more of an oaf.
Thoughtless, lumbering, barely understanding the damage he does, but not caring either.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

I remember doing adsense blog farming on 4chan back in the day but now you can just write a bot to blogspam. This ship has sailed. It's funny to think this fat old man is trying this now when even normal people are looking for alternatives to google and their hijacked SEO. If only he had actually learned how to do all the things he tweets about all day.

 

[Trayvon Fartin]

A rascal received a proper childing from the true and honest @RealAutomanic account (now deleted) Archive

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He presumably deleted this because he realizes that calling people “child” isn’t on brand for a tough guy mechanic page, but he somehow doesn’t realize that it still makes the real him look like a fat twink

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Pat called out for pretending to be a mechanic to defraud his audience. Professional author retard tries to argue the register indicator changes the definition of words to cover up for his lies.


I'm a cop btw

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

He presumably deleted this because he realizes that calling people “child” isn’t on brand for a tough guy mechanic page, but he somehow doesn’t realize that it still makes the real him look like a fat twink

I think he still has delusions of plausible deniability over ownership of the account and realized that childing someone gives the game away.

 

[Mr.Miyagi]

If only he had actually learned how to do all the things he tweets about all day.

There's something poetic about a writer who, rather than practice their craft in a productive way each day, eventually improving their skills and obtaining success, instead spends their life endlessly writing nothing of value on Twitter, compulsively driven to respond to every troll and critique. If it were someone sympathetic, it would be a tragedy. But with Porque, it's an absolute comedy.

 

[FinnSven]

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I was going over his pathetically written posts, and noticed a discrepancy. A Tire Pressure Monitoring System is referred to as a TPMS sensor, a TPS is a Throttle Position Sensor. The fat fuck has no idea what he's talking about.

To be fair one shouldn’t trust their throttle position sensor to measure their tire pressure.

It might be by accident, but he has got one thing right!

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Pat called out for pretending to be a mechanic to defraud his audience. Professional author retard tries to argue the register indicator changes the definition of words to cover up for his lies.
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I'm a cop btw
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I see it didn't take long for aniyah to lose her black card.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

To be fair one shouldn’t trust their throttle position sensor to measure their tire pressure.

It might be by accident, but he has got one thing right!

And people do want to throttle him, so...

 

[Piggy Higuera]

Cars aren't built like they used to be.

They're built far, far better. Which means maintaining them properly is more important than ever.

 

[AprilRains]

There's something poetic about a writer who, rather than practice their craft in a productive way each day, eventually improving their skills and obtaining success, instead spends their life endlessly writing nothing of value on Twitter, compulsively driven to respond to every troll and critique. If it were someone sympathetic, it would be a tragedy. But with Porque, it's an absolute comedy.

Oh, I don't know. He seems to have returned to fiction writing with this Automanic grift.

 

[Starscreams Cape]

Imagine the narcissism involved in ostensibly presenting yourself as an expert for something that you probably have the most surface level knowledge on. If I saw this blog I'd want to know how long this guy has spent working on cars. It wouldn't be a leap to think he worked on them professionally at some point.

Yet this fat faggot thinks that "sci-fi writer" and "car guy" just go together like hand & glove. What unmitigated arrogance. 10,000 hours to master a skill? This dipshit probably thinks that includes every time he starts up his shitty Mustang and goes to the corner store for Little Debbie cakes.

I'm glad that this thing he dreamed of doing is now going to be mercilessly mocked for as long as he keeps it alive.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Imagine the narcissism involved in ostensibly presenting yourself as an expert for something that you probably have the most surface level knowledge on. If I saw this blog I'd want to know how long this guy has spent working on cars. It wouldn't be a leap to think he worked on them professionally at some point.

Yet this fat faggot thinks that "sci-fi writer" and "car guy" just go together like hand & glove. What unmitigated arrogance. 10,000 hours to master a skill? This dipshit probably thinks that includes every time he starts up his shitty Mustang and goes to the corner store for Little Debbie cakes.

I'm glad that this thing he dreamed of doing is now going to be mercilessly mocked for as long as he keeps it alive.

The only difference between him and Brianna Wu is that he hasn't trooned out yet. They have the same kind of delusions.

 

[Associate Rick]

I thought it was a Bullit edition, based off some 70s TV show that only your dad might remember

For shame! You should actually check it out though, it's a good movie https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0062765/

Rick's suffering is self-inflicted. It is like Sisyphus continually rolling a rock up a hill, only for it to roll back down. Rick constantly feels the need to take to Twitter to avenge himself in the eyes of others-with further embarrassment inevitably resulting. Maybe one day Fatrick will gain a modicum of self-awareness and alter his poor lifestyle and dietary habits.

He's Sissyfat, hauling his enormous fat body up a hill only to roll back down like that kid in Hook "Gangway!".

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

His mental state can't be very far from totally cracking this porque thing is just not what anybody who isn't very mentally unwell would do.

I actually had a dream last night that I went onto KF and found his thread, and his yellow-green "Dramacow" tag was replaced by a green "Deceased" tag. Even if he's trying not to show it because of his absurd notion that no one can tell that he is losing as long as he denies it, he's actually deeply distressed. (I can just see Pat as a little kid being questioned by his mother until he admits he did something wrong, then her going "Ah-HAH!" and lecturing him about it for hours afterward and then never letting go of it later, thus teaching him to never admit fault no matter what. I can't imagine a more damaging way to raise a child except perhaps for her pegging him with a dildo, which she very well might have also done considering how Pat turned out.) He does nothing but lose and lose in a very public way in front of a relentlessly hostile audience. He is deeply in debt and his wife is getting fed up with him. (If all was well in the Tomlinson household, he wouldn't have felt the need to deny it when I suggested marital problems a few months back.) And his booze habit he uses to deal with it is only further dragging him down. He'll end up killing himself if he doesn't stop drinking. His new blog will bring him nothing but mockery, no one will buy his not-so-Tiny Tim book, and when his wife gets fed up and leaves, it will be the end of him.

I think he still has delusions of plausible deniability over ownership of the account and realized that childing someone gives the game away.

That implies that he realizes the childing is a weird aberration that practically no one apart him from and probably the awful mother who wrecked his life do.

 

[FinnSven]

I actually had a dream last night that I went onto KF and found his thread, and his yellow-green "Dramacow" tag was replaced by a green "Deceased" tag. Even if he's trying not to show it because of his absurd notion that no one can tell that he is losing as long as he denies it, he's actually deeply distressed. (I can just see Pat as a little kid being questioned by his mother until he admits he did something wrong, then her going "Ah-HAH!" and lecturing him about it for hours afterward and then never letting go of it later, thus teaching him to never admit fault no matter what. I can't imagine a more damaging way to raise a child except perhaps for her pegging him with a dildo, which she very well might have also done considering how Pat turned out.) He does nothing but lose and lose in a very public way in front of a relentlessly hostile audience. He is deeply in debt and his wife is getting fed up with him. (If all was well in the Tomlinson household, he wouldn't have felt the need to deny it when I suggested marital problems a few months back.) And his booze habit he uses to deal with it is only further dragging him down. He'll end up killing himself if he doesn't stop drinking. His new blog will bring him nothing but mockery, no one will buy his not-so-Tiny Tim book, and when his wife gets fed up and leaves, it will be the end of him.


That implies that he realizes the childing is a weird aberration that practically no one apart him from and probably the awful mother who wrecked his life do.

He will wind up on the streets drinking cider mixed with methylated spirits, until he is found dead in an alleyway.

Even other tramps and winos would hate him and would avoid him.

 

[Formerly Trucks]

Even other tramps and winos would hate him and would avoid him.

"I've never had a home, child. Never have, never will, that's just one of your dilutions. Now you have been told to cease standing near this trashcan fire, and any further standing will constitute felony stalking".

 

[AnOminous]

"Experienced pros"? At what? Pizza delivery? Sucking SFWA dick?

He's a pedophile!

Oh, wait, you already said that with the SFWA member part.

His watching segments? Theyre pretty good and theyre all on youtube because Harlan elison aint giving away his copyright to nobody

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLn5mSh00tKGGwiZ0CsZvWAzA0M2xQn8jA

I will not tolerate comparisons of Harlan Ellison to this worm, because as ridiculously as Harlan acted, he is literally God, so nothing he did matters compared to some vile suckling filth pig like fatrick.