DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Damn, DSP is suffering.
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Oh and something about the game too.
 
Chats down but it's gotta be said. All the gay ops and irl hijinx fail in comparison to the troll poll. Time after time after time. Even when he severely caps the "viewers choices" rejecting and deleting picks. He still picks a game that absolutely everyone knows is a garbage frustrating mess. I don't know what's worse. Fucking up your own curated viewers choice poll, or continuing through with it even after you know it's taking years off your life the least top toeing stroke territory. Elden ring didn't even have him tilted like this.

How do you call yourself the king of retro and not know this game is absolute agony and or dog shit.

You don't need to fuck with Phil irl. Just vote on the polls bro. Time after time he steps on the same old rake. Repeatedly putting a stick in his own bicycle spokes. It dosent amount to much and that's what makes it so great. The simple things are often times the sweetest.

Savescum some more you fat fuck. The wild thing is, people actually beat this game without all of these fucking savestates, guides and handholding. Even with ever fucking advantage in the world over the original game, he somehow struggles more than most did decades ago.


We did it! We beat it! He says as he save states for the millionth time.

Put that king of retro shirt on a jerk yourself off somewhere Phil. You're the absolute worst at gaming as a concept in general.

I wish I could see in real time the seconds cut off his life as he rages thru a low support Zelda 2 playthrough.


But then again, the true blessing, that fucking ego. Tips low. Rage high. Still gonna play it. Cause somehow beating it with a million saves is somehow more respectable than just quitting a garbage game that everyone know sucks. It's a "cult" classic for contrarians. The game sucks. Move on. No need to put yourself and your waining supporters through this lol.
 
Chats down but it's gotta be said. All the gay ops and irl hijinx fail in comparison to the troll poll. Time after time after time. Even when he severely caps the "viewers choices" rejecting and deleting picks. He still picks a game that absolutely everyone knows is a garbage frustrating mess. I don't know what's worse. Fucking up your own curated viewers choice poll, or continuing through with it even after you know it's taking years off your life the least top toeing stroke territory. Elden ring didn't even have him tilted like this.

How do you call yourself the king of retro and not know this game is absolute agony and or dog shit.

You don't need to fuck with Phil irl. Just vote on the polls bro. Time after time he steps on the same old rake. Repeatedly putting a stick in his own bicycle spokes. It dosent amount to much and that's what makes it so great. The simple things are often times the sweetest.
This is how we got the DK64 salt. He purposefully chose a game he thought trolls didn't want and wasn't hard only to pick the most troll game of the bunch
Wait so did DSP really not save before he ended FF7 earlier?
He did not save. The dumbass thought he did but stopped short of confirming the save
 
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