Careercow David Bixenspan / Bix / davidbix / davidbixagain / CactusBix - Pro-Wrestling "journalist" who thrives on trying to end careers, Took money intended for people who do actual work, Drooled all over a girl's arm

[XYZpdq]

Wrestling in general is an untapped lolcow mine. I'm hoping with people digging into Bix we might see more threads on the headcases like Wuertz and Effy.

yeah if it turns out Bix isn't solid enough to support his own thread it might be a good foundation for a community watch at least

Imagine being so physically repulsive that other neckbeards find you too disgusting to look at.

not just "other" neckbeards
_wrestling_ neckbeards

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Good OP.

Wrestling journalists are some of the biggest spergs out there on the internet. In a community of drooling incoherent obsessive gatekeeping double standard bearing spastics it takes something to stand out like this guy does. I don’t understand how someone who dedicated their life to something seems so hell bent on ruining it by digging shit up on everyone.

Also lol GCW is the biggest of the garbage feds out there.

Here is another clip of Cornette eviscerating him verbally:

 

[ten dollars off]

I'll never understand why guys who have hair in that texture could ever think growing it out is a good idea. All the length and conditioner in the world won't save it. Same goes for his patchy beard. Just shaving both off would be a huge boost to his appearance, as would some nicer or even generic but classier clothes. Is it a Jewish thing?

 

[JAKL II]

Is it a Jewish thing?

What do you think?

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

What do you think?

This whole thing is a really nice juxtaposition. There are two stereotypical modern Jewish men, both have a kernel of truth.

There's the Brian Last; intelligent, well-spoken, with respectable tastes, successful and accomplished in the real world, well liked by many, not generally considered a total genetic and social mistake. A mostly upstanding and regular member of the community.

And then there's Bix; deformed and insane Happy Merchant personified.

 

[kaien]

Oh boy. Bix.

I don't know how much of his internet footprint has survived the collapse of different forums and communities, but there should be enough left to mine forever. I think he goes back to rec.sport.pro-wrestling on Usenet. He's been a wrestling forum sperg since wrestling forums came into being in the late '90s. I remember 15-20 years ago seeing chat logs where he would flip out and spam death threats at anyone who questioned his laundry list of made-up psychosomatic illnesses.

 

[Henry Mitchell the PI]

The guy is walking cliche of every bad wrestling fan; the second I saw his picture it all clicked in my head.

There are ton of wrestling related potential lol-cows; its funny people mentioning Rovert. I remember being on the WON boards about a decade ago and his post count was just insanely high; he had some stupid animated gif or something of some guys dancing with a ball or circle; very stupid. But he would comment on just about every single post with the stupidest spergy stuff ever; it does seem like he has calmed down; probably finally medicated.

I do miss the Green Lantern Fan haven't seen him in years.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Bixenspan reminds me of Katie Vick. Tasteless and should've been aborted in the first place.

 

[kaien]

I do miss the Green Lantern Fan haven't seen him in years.

For all he was a total idiot I think GLF actually became aware of his proto-lolcow nature and took steps to make himself less of an obvious trolling target. At some point in the 00s he ditched the stupid jersey and the gimmick handle, and IIRC stopped acting like quite such a tard online and at shows up in the northeast.

In his heyday, though, wow. His clique of losers that occupied the front row at Ring of Honor shows back in the day were some of the most physically revolting fatass Jersey trash imaginable.

 

[Henry Mitchell the PI]

For all he was a total idiot I think GLF actually became aware of his proto-lolcow nature and took steps to make himself less of an obvious trolling target. At some point in the 00s he ditched the stupid jersey and the gimmick handle, and IIRC stopped acting like quite such a tard online and at shows up in the northeast.

In his heyday, though, wow. His clique of losers that occupied the front row at Ring of Honor shows back in the day were some of the most physically revolting fatass Jersey trash imaginable.

Yeah he wasn't full on oblivious lol-cow; there were so many funny stories back in the day like him trying to show up Chris Candido's funeral uninvited, getting thrown out of one of the big ROH shows then name dropping "LET ME TALK TO CARY!!!", and the infamous proposal on raw in like 1993 where she said no.

But he was the proto-type of the late 90s-early 2000s trash New Jersey-Philly indy fan... good to hear that he seems to realized he was a clown and stopped. I haven't seen him in years.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

This guy has just such a punchable face except he is so ugly one would be afraid to touch him. Obviously the stereotypical ‘male feminist’ in its purest form. No Bix, wrestling chicks won’t fuck you ever.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

This guy has just such a punchable face except he is so ugly one would be afraid to touch him. Obviously the stereotypical ‘male feminist’ in its purest form. No Bix, wrestling chicks won’t fuck you ever.

If missy hyatt won’t fuck you, you truly are revolting

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

The guy is walking cliche of every bad wrestling fan; the second I saw his picture it all clicked in my head.

There are ton of wrestling related potential lol-cows; its funny people mentioning Rovert. I remember being on the WON boards about a decade ago and his post count was just insanely high; he had some stupid animated gif or something of some guys dancing with a ball or circle; very stupid. But he would comment on just about every single post with the stupidest spergy stuff ever; it does seem like he has calmed down; probably finally medicated.

I do miss the Green Lantern Fan haven't seen him in years.

For all he was a total idiot I think GLF actually became aware of his proto-lolcow nature and took steps to make himself less of an obvious trolling target. At some point in the 00s he ditched the stupid jersey and the gimmick handle, and IIRC stopped acting like quite such a tard online and at shows up in the northeast.

In his heyday, though, wow. His clique of losers that occupied the front row at Ring of Honor shows back in the day were some of the most physically revolting fatass Jersey trash imaginable.

I mentioned last year or so what happened to GLF in the wrestling thread. You can find him on Facebook, with a new shirt too.

He doesn't seem to buying seats for teenagers anymore so that's a thing.

Oh, and a lot more stuff on GFL exists still than with Bix. You can also look him with using his real name, Paul Sosnowski.
He got married finally by the way. Seven years now.

 

[Henry Mitchell the PI]

I mentioned last year or so what happened to GLF in the wrestling thread. You can find him on Facebook, with a new shirt too.

He doesn't seem to buying seats for teenagers anymore so that's a thing.

Oh, and a lot more stuff on GFL exists still than with Bix. You can also look him with using his real name, Paul Sosnowski.
He got married finally by the way. Seven years now.
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[Not Jewish Wario]

Here's an Internet wrestling story today that put David Bixenspan's journalism skills on display.

A twitter account claiming to be former pro wrestler Buff Bagwell had been making twitter posts that seemed to not match what you may think Buff Bagwell is actually like.

Buff is Pro Trans? (Archive)

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Buff's twitter posts have been getting great reception from the likes of reddit. Although, even some of them had doubts this was really Buff Bagwell. Our journalist friend decided to find out. Here was his conclusion.

Bix Claims it's the real Buff Bagwell (Archive)

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It turns out this account was not run by Buff Bagwell.

Confirmation (Archive)

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That's not all. It turns out the person that was running the account...is a REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER!

Proof (Archive)



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Looking at Bix's twitter, he's definitely aware of this revelation, but has yet to correct his post. To be fair though with the amount of tweets, he probably forgot about what he said.

Edit: His thoughts on the whole thing.

Oh Well (Archive)
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[ToddleDoddle]

Wow a Bix thread! Had to a double-take when I seen the name on the front page.
Finally time for the cunt to get a thread. Anytime I see him on Twitter, I can only cringe.

I feel like Brad Sheppard or that Steve Carrier asshole could get their own thread too.
And I know it's only time but Uncle Dave should get one too.

I need that Brad Sheppard tweet where he posted a picture of his arm and the caption "you tell me" in response to a guy asking if he could even do a push up to be enshrined forever. It would have been one of the greatest shitposts of all time had he not done it unironically.

 

[SaintChristopher69]

Looking at Bix's twitter, he's definitely aware of this revelation, but has yet to correct his post. To be fair though with the amount of tweets, he probably forgot about what he said.

It only took a lick of common sense to figure out that Bagwell's Twitter was being ran by his managment, similar to the Iron Sheik's account. Surprised Bix hasn't jumped onto the story.

Though to be fair, his account was pandering towards the lowest denominator of wrestling fans. Bix was probably enjoying the idea that Twitter was keeping Bagwell sober.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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He's still active on one forum too. Glad that he finally found someone at 30 years, but he still seems to be an insufferable asshole.

 

[Henry Mitchell the PI]

It only took a lick of common sense to figure out that Bagwell's Twitter was being ran by his managment, similar to the Iron Sheik's account. Surprised Bix hasn't jumped onto the story.

Though to be fair, his account was pandering towards the lowest denominator of wrestling fans. Bix was probably enjoying the idea that Twitter was keeping Bagwell sober.

The Iron Sheik's account I think is run by his two nephews from Canada from his documentary; they slipped up a few times spelling things in a non-American English (colour, favourite, etc). If I am not mistaken they also run Virgil's as well; Virgl has used the same English spelling too.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

The Iron Sheik's account I think is run by his two nephews from Canada from his documentary; they slipped up a few times spelling things in a non-American English (colour, favourite, etc). If I am not mistaken they also run Virgil's as well; Virgl has used the same English spelling too.

So Virgil's various illnesses could be a work to get some pity from fans? Here I thought he was doing that himself.