Careercow David Bixenspan / Bix / davidbix / davidbixagain / CactusBix - Pro-Wrestling "journalist" who thrives on trying to end careers, Took money intended for people who do actual work, Drooled all over a girl's arm

ten dollars off said:
It's so weird to me that someone could be so slovenly, out of shape, and ungroomed, yet center their whole life around figures that are the complete opposite.
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To be fair the main promotion Bixenspan is a fan of is GCW, where their standards aren't that high. He let's GCW off the hook more than anyone becuase he's friends with the owner and Joey Janela

Actually if you look at Bixenspan and GCW they have a history of doing stuff that Bix would blow a gasket over but he ignores becuase of GCW. Ignoring Covid restrictions; it's ok because Brett and GCW are doing it. Wrestler being accused of domestic violence ala G-Raver and Chris Dickinson: he completely ignores it. Bix's crusade against "Sex-Pests"? Ignored when it comes to accusations against AJ Gray, who is a total shitter that's only pushed because he's a drug dealer and Brett's friend.

Also Bix defends GCW when it's gotten infinitely shittier. When GCW was off the ground running they were putting on great shows at Game Changer World from 2017 to 2018, and then some more in 2019 before Brett bought out his partner Danny Demanto. The Nick Gage vs Rickey Shane Page storyline was hot on the indies during covid, but they still slotted people like Effy, AJ Gray, and Allie Katch into Nick Gage's side despite them not being that good. Then Brett fucked over 44Oh so they left to do their own thing, Nick Gage was out injured, and GCW's shows generally sucked after that because unlike the start of GCW they stopped focusing on deathmatches and started focusing on bad comedy and generic flippy indy guys. Plus GCW has the worst commentator in wrestling right now, Kevin Gill who is GCW's money mark who bought his way onto the shows.
 
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GCW's retarded wrestlers give him gossip. They're the only people in wrestler who could be friends with Bix, because they're just as weird as he is. Bix will fall out with them eventually because he's incapable of maintaining a friendly relationship with anyone. Brian Last, Dave Meltzer, CM Punk, they'll all been friendly with Bixenspan over the years. And eventually he turns on them because they dont live up to the standards of an overweight apple juice drinking strange boy.
 
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A Bix thread, finally. Was pretty surprised to see that there wasn't any mention of him shitting his pants at a PROGRESS show in New York and then calling the fire department on them because he fainted. Though that's funny, I think his most egregious shit was the Brian Kendrick life ruination stuff where he bought up his conspiracy theory DVD from a decade ago that he already addressed and apologized for when he made the transition to NXT/205 Live. But as soon as Kendrick was about to make his AEW debut, Bix brought it ALL up and got him fired before Dynamite even began airing. On his big night too, fucking shameful.
 
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Krincrtiz said:
A Bix thread, finally. Was pretty surprised to see that there wasn't any mention of him shitting his pants at a PROGRESS show in New York and then calling the fire department on them because he fainted. Though that's funny, I think his most egregious shit was the Brian Kendrick life ruination stuff where he bought up his conspiracy theory DVD from a decade ago that he already addressed and apologized for when he made the transition to NXT/205 Live. But as soon as Kendrick was about to make his AEW debut, Bix brought it ALL up and got him fired before Dynamite even began airing. On his big night too, fucking shameful.
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Him begging on twitter for people to verify that he didn't shit his pants and getting in a slapfight with a reddit mod because they weren't deleting posts about the incident quickly enough was peak Bix.
 
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UncleFuckAss said:
Him begging on twitter for people to verify that he didn't shit his pants and getting in a slapfight with a reddit mod because they weren't deleting posts about the incident quickly enough was peak Bix.
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I think he might've shit himself again at a WWE house show at MSG too, but that's just speculation. It was the one leading up to Wrestlemania 38 and apparently a guy matching Bix's description had messed himself and began crying profusely. The stench was so bad that the crowd were chanting "WEAR A DIAPER" *CLAP* *CLAP *CLAPCLAPCLAP*. There wasn't any video evidence about who the pants shitter was but it's too much of a coincidence to not be him.
 
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Francis York Morgan said:
Can't archive it right now, but there's a fun story from a few years ago where Bix went to an indy show in NYC and called the fire department on them because he thought they were overcapacity for the building. IIRC, he was booed and ridiculed for being the "no fun" police. Bix's tweet thread recapping the situation is here: https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/897237580483371009
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i just literally described him to my pops as a "whiny journalist jew faggot" lol.. he was par of the original smarks i swear.

Francis York Morgan said:
Wrestling in general is an untapped lolcow mine. I'm hoping with people digging into Bix we might see more threads on the headcases like Wuertz and Effy.
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one of the nicest things i was ever told was "whenever i see a white dude talking about wrestling ill always think of you" by this hood black dude lol im aware at how lame that is but fuck it, i like what i like
 
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John Carmack said:
Not for the last two decades or so. Rednecks left in the early 2000's for the UFC leaving troons and lib faggots to fill the void.
Dave Meltzer's old writings, particularly obituaries and the Montreal situation, are the still absolute gold standard for wrestling history. Dave recently using his show to platform a literal who pajeet doctor to push for more lockdowns, and a BLM faggot to talk about white privilege, has cost him a tonne of respect and subscribers. He was also trying to cozy up to SJWs by talking about how much better wrestling is without the old white men of the past, literally days before the same mob attacked him over his Peyton comments.
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well he is a kike after all..... a good wrestling writing kike but a kike nonetheless
 
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ten dollars off said:
It's so weird to me that someone could be so slovenly, out of shape, and ungroomed, yet center their whole life around figures that are the complete opposite.
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Most e-girl simps aren't exactly underwear models either. It's a mixture of entitlement and wish fulfillment. Wanting all the trappings of looking after yourself without bothering to actually do it.

I don't know much about wrestling but I know a quality cow when I see one. He has that classic "film of hair grease making oil patterns on his glasses" look that only the most slovenly of neckbeards achieve.
 
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did he delete his twitter or am i just blocked? he probably blocked me for asking if he really shit his pants at that indie show
 
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I may not look like the modern athelete of the day, my belly might be a little bit big, my heiney might be a little bit wide, but baby I'm bad and they know I'm bad.
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Puf is one of my favourite current big men in the business. Super Cop is a fun watch.
 
buttsguy said:
did he delete his twitter or am i just blocked? he probably blocked me for asking if he really shit his pants at that indie show
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He blocks anyone who even looks at him funny. The guy is on Twitter every minute that he is conscious, I think when he's not trying to ruin people's lives he actively searching for people to block.
 
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There is no one in wrestling I dislike more that David Bixenspan. Wrestling journalism is a joke anyway, and Bix exemplifies it.

It seems you’ve forgotten my favorite David Bixenspan moment though; when he shat himself at a PROGRESS Wrestling show so badly that he pulled the fire alarm to detract from it, and vehemently denied doing this. I can’t find sources now, but I’ll look for some later. I’m sure they’re easy to find.

This makes me want to also update the Control Your Narrative thread I made a few months back.
 
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Krincrtiz said:
I think he might've shit himself again at a WWE house show at MSG too, but that's just speculation. It was the one leading up to Wrestlemania 38 and apparently a guy matching Bix's description had messed himself and began crying profusely. The stench was so bad that the crowd were chanting "WEAR A DIAPER" *CLAP* *CLAP *CLAPCLAPCLAP*. There wasn't any video evidence about who the pants shitter was but it's too much of a coincidence to not be him.
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Delta Δ said:
There is no one in wrestling I dislike more that David Bixenspan. Wrestling journalism is a joke anyway, and Bix exemplifies it.

It seems you’ve forgotten my favorite David Bixenspan moment though; when he shat himself at a PROGRESS Wrestling show so badly that he pulled the fire alarm to detract from it, and vehemently denied doing this. I can’t find sources now, but I’ll look for some later. I’m sure they’re easy to find.

This makes me want to also update the Control Your Narrative thread I made a few months back.
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I wasn't able to find anything on that beyond the tweet where he said it wasn't him. @Francis York Morgan shared a twitter chain where he explained why he called the fire department at a wrestling show. If anyone can find something that confirms that story, by all means share it.
 
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buttsguy said:
did he delete his twitter or am i just blocked? he probably blocked me for asking if he really shit his pants at that indie show
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You're just blocked. He'd never give up twitter. You can run the math and see that he averages 2.25 tweets an hour. If you go by total interactions, not just tweets, it bumps up to 3.79 an hour. If you factor in a typical 8 hours sleep schedule, he's tweeting/retweeting/liking things 5.8 times an hour. Every ten minutes this dude is awake, he interacts with twitter, and that is not even counting the time he spends scrolling..

Sauce that I got the numbers from: https://socialblade.com/twitter/user/davidbix
 
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This was tweeted by an actual living, breathing human being.

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