Careercow David Bixenspan / Bix / davidbix / davidbixagain / CactusBix - Pro-Wrestling "journalist" who thrives on trying to end careers, Took money intended for people who do actual work, Drooled all over a girl's arm

Don't forget that one time he "borrowed" a ton of mid-80s Mid-South Wrestling betamax tapes (which IIRC those shows are now lost media or locked in somebody's vault) to make copies of, then never gave them back and claimed they were destroyed in hurricane Sandy. I'm sure other tape traders from back in the day have more stories about him. If you ask him about Merc's Mid-South beta tapes he blocks you instantly.
 
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Don't forget that one time he "borrowed" a ton of mid-80s Mid-South Wrestling betamax tapes (which IIRC is now lost media or locked in somebody's vault) to make copies of, then never gave them back and claimed they were destroyed in hurricane Sandy. I'm sure other tape traders from back in the day have more stories about him. If you ask him about the Mid-South beta tapes he blocks you instantly.
I have a fair few family members who were tape traders and I dabbled a bit in it myself in the late 90's, this is Bix's most egregious sin and its not even close. 99% of Tape Traders were bros and would bend over backwards to get you what you wanted and a lot of the time if you had a good reputation they'd do what that guy did for Bix, send him his master tapes that he used to make dupes and Bix never sent em back.
 
Bix used to call into the Meltzer's Eyada show all the time when he was like 14. Calling in to tell everyone how he was the only one on who didnt like WrestleMania 17 or telling Eric Bischoff a wrestling character should have been arrested. He's been a loser his whole life.
I recall seeing a lot of those old Eyada shows uploaded somewhere. I'll try looking around.
 
Took literally 30 seconds to find after typing "bix wrestlemania 17 eyada".
This is what I mean about Bix's internet footprint. It's everywhere, there's a lot of it, and he has never used any handle but Bix. You just dip your net in the river and pull out some fresh lunacy.
 
I'm glad we're getting some wrestling lolcow threads after all this time. That entire industry is full of delusional weirdo people who get easily triggered by even the lightest Twitter ribbing. Bix is probably the tip of the iceberg considering how predictable his online behavior is.
 
I'm glad we're getting some wrestling lolcow threads after all this time. That entire industry is full of delusional weirdo people who get easily triggered by even the lightest Twitter ribbing. Bix is probably the tip of the iceberg considering how predictable his online behavior is.
I've been by and large unplugged from the IWC for a decade, keep up with wrestling still, but can't really be bothered to talk wrestling with woke spergs that don't know shit about shit. And before I stepped back every community. AND. I. MEAN. EVERY. COMMUNITY. Had a sperg worth posting about here, like we're talking a General Sperg thread would need a directory in the OP just to keep up with the minor bit players, theres some untapped milk in this community and it actually baffles me that the Farms doesn't have an entire subforum worth of cows to milk in the current year. There is that much out there. Lots of grudges, lots of drama. Endless attention whores.

Like I said I've been out for a decade but to date myself a bit, I've been around since Usenet. The spergs today are exactly the same as the spergs of yesteryear, just with different names and faces.

Needless to say that these threads are long over due and will never fucking stop providing corn to harvest, cows to milk and lulz to farm.
 
Actually if you look at Bixenspan and GCW they have a history of doing stuff that Bix would blow a gasket over but he ignores becuase of GCW. Ignoring Covid restrictions; it's ok because Brett and GCW are doing it. Wrestler being accused of domestic violence ala G-Raver and Chris Dickinson: he completely ignores it. Bix's crusade against "Sex-Pests"? Ignored when it comes to accusations against AJ Gray, who is a total shitter that's only pushed because he's a drug dealer and Brett's friend.
All these wrestling journalists pledge their loyalty to one company and will purposely design their news to elevate the thing they're a fan of. People have been saying Bryan Alvarez has been on the AEW payroll since its inception, and despite his repeated claims to the contrary he goes every WOR show ruthlessly shitting on WWE while finding something good about Dynamite, regardless of how similarly bad the quality is. If he's not getting paid to shill then he must be good friends with someone on the roster.
 
All these wrestling journalists pledge their loyalty to one company and will purposely design their news to elevate the thing they're a fan of. People have been saying Bryan Alvarez has been on the AEW payroll since its inception, and despite his repeated claims to the contrary he goes every WOR show ruthlessly shitting on WWE while finding something good about Dynamite, regardless of how similarly bad the quality is. If he's not getting paid to shill then he must be good friends with someone on the roster.
It’s more pathetic than getting paid by a big company, Bix shills GCW because they treat him like a human being
 
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I wasn't able to find anything on that beyond the tweet where he said it wasn't him. @Francis York Morgan shared a twitter chain where he explained why he called the fire department at a wrestling show. If anyone can find something that confirms that story, by all means share it.
Here's Bixenspan starting the rumor by claiming it wasn't him. No one really acknowledged it before that. Since this is such an in joke with some wrestling fans, and he gets very mad and annoyed when it's discussed, I somehow don't believe he's telling the truth. Even if he is, it should still be noted as a thing people make fun of him for.
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