Careercow David Bixenspan / Bix / davidbix / davidbixagain / CactusBix - Pro-Wrestling "journalist" who thrives on trying to end careers, Took money intended for people who do actual work, Drooled all over a girl's arm

Journoscum said:
As others have said, very well deserved thread and glad to see others agree. This guy makes a mockery of an already highly mockable industry. On top of that, I had no idea the guy pictured really was Bix. I thought that was just some random /v/ poster or something that people attach to any random loser online.
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Yeah, it's real. It was taken by a guy who had the misfortune of rooming with Bix at a show. I think Bix has attempted to DMCA it on Twitter from time to time, but got nowhere because he didn't take it and doesn't own it.

RunRufusRun said:
For years Bix was part of a crew of wrestling trolls.
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His deal for years was basically toadying and sucking up to various more charismatic and funny trolls. And then he'd blow up at them eventually because someone would take a poke at him and while Bix loves to dish it out, he shatters if he's expected to take it.

He ended up becoming successful on his own in an era when SJWism allowed you to build a following as an online bully and troll without actually being clever or funny or having anything interesting to say. The perfect environment for a totally humorless scold to thrive.
 
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Best part about the Amber Heard sperg out, he admitted he didn't follow the trial:
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LukeMcGregor said:
Best part about the Amber Heard sperg out, he admitted he didn't follow the trial:
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? Women admitted back in like 2019 or 2020 that MeToo failed. This case had nothing to do with that failure. Why would you pay this idiot for an article when he can't even be bothered to do simple research?
 
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I don't know what it is about wrestling but for some reason it has a big number of jews attached to it like actual parasites. And some who aren't, of course. MJF is great at what he does. Paul Heyman is an excellent on-air performer, even if he did some really crooked things when running ECW. Meltzer, despite his many biases, seemed to be mentally stable until a few years ago.
But then you have jews that are total parasites on pro wrestling. Failed promoter Jack Pfefer was one of the first to kill a wrestling territory out of spite by publicizing the worked nature of the sport. I already mentioned Heyman. MJF's uncle and ROH founder Rob Feinstein was catfished red-handed trying to meet underage boys for sex. And then you have cringy wannabe journalists like Brian Zane and fucking Bix. Bix being the frosting on the kosher shit-cake.
And of course, a lot of them protect one another. Bix is in so deep with GCW because – surprise – the owner Brett Lauderdale is a jew. The video from the Cornette channel shows that Bix is so exasperating that he even alienates other jews like Brian Last. It's a wonder that Bix can even go to shows and not get heckled out the door.
 
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jertzog said:
I don't know what it is about wrestling but for some reason it has a big number of jews attached to it like actual parasites. And some who aren't, of course. MJF is great at what he does. Paul Heyman is an excellent on-air performer, even if he did some really crooked things when running ECW. Meltzer, despite his many biases, seemed to be mentally stable until a few years ago.
But then you have jews that are total parasites on pro wrestling. Failed promoter Jack Pfefer was one of the first to kill a wrestling territory out of spite by publicizing the worked nature of the sport. I already mentioned Heyman. MJF's uncle and ROH founder Rob Feinstein was catfished red-handed trying to meet underage boys for sex. And then you have cringy wannabe journalists like Brian Zane and fucking Bix. Bix being the frosting on the kosher shit-cake.
And of course, a lot of them protect one another. Bix is in so deep with GCW because – surprise – the owner Brett Lauderdale is a jew. The video from the Cornette channel shows that Bix is so exasperating that he even alienates other jews like Brian Last. It's a wonder that Bix can even go to shows and not get heckled out the door.
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I think the problem with Heyman and ECW is that they got screwed by the TNN deal more than anything else alongside WCW and WWE continually raiding them for talent.
 
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I think the problem with Heyman and ECW is that they got screwed by the TNN deal more than anything else alongside WCW and WWE continually raiding them for talent.
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They were so easily raided for talent because Heyman failed to pay wrestlers, and would even trick them into paying for shit under the promise of reimbursement. The only people loyal to him were the 'wrestlers' that no self respecting promotion would ever want.
 
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Brett Lauderdale might be the only man as ugly as Bix.
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I'm surprised it's taken this long for Bixenshit to get a thread. He's a revolting human being on par with Movie Bob and Boogie. Even if he was primarily an /asp/ cow (RIP)

BTW when are we getting a thread on Jim Cornette? His wrestling autism, polticssperging and the cuckoldry with his whale of a wife should qualify him
 
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kaien said:
This is one of those subjects where most of your documentation probably hasn't survived the death of various niche forums from the 2000s, and it's too bad, because Ian and IWA-Mid South were just an endless parade of low-rent midwest sleaze.

I remember Ian's "money mark" for a while, such as he was, was this fat misanthropic retard named Jim Fannin. Some antecedent of this guy's had died, parents or rich aunt or grandma or something, and left him a fair amount of money to live on, which he then spent on funding IWA-MS shows that usually drew about thirty people. One, because Ian let Fannin be a referee. Two, because Fannin had a desperate one-sided crush on a butt-faced fat chick wrestler named Mickie Knuckles, who was having absolutely none of him. The guy had a livejournal full of shithead ranting about the miserable life he'd created for himself, but god knows if any of it survives.
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Remember when Ian got some teenager from some wrestling forum with zero wrestling experience to wrestle Mickie Knuckles in a deathmatch tournament that ended up with him getting legitimately beaten up by the roster and his hillbilly family because he give knuckles a blackeye?
 
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jertzog said:
I don't know what it is about wrestling but for some reason it has a big number of jews attached to it like actual parasites. And some who aren't, of course. MJF is great at what he does. Paul Heyman is an excellent on-air performer, even if he did some really crooked things when running ECW. Meltzer, despite his many biases, seemed to be mentally stable until a few years ago.
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You forget perhaps the greatest Jewish worker of them all!

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In re: Cornette, by the way, I suspect this is gonna come up every couple pages of this thread, but my two cents: the dude absolutely has cow tendencies. I mean, just for starts there's his bizarre obsession with abusing fast food employees. He's also legitimately intelligent, informative, and funny when he's not going off about Kenny Omega for the thousandth fucking time. We get it, you secretly wanna fuck the guy, keep it to yourself. But anyway, I feel like too much of Cornette's appeal is actually laughing with him than at him to make it worth a whole thread. Although he'd certainly be worth at least an effort post to introduce some of his greatest hits to people who aren't familiar.
 
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kaien said:
In re: Cornette, by the way, I suspect this is gonna come up every couple pages of this thread, but my two cents: the dude absolutely has cow tendencies. I mean, just for starts there's his bizarre obsession with abusing fast food employees. He's also legitimately intelligent, informative, and funny when he's not going off about Kenny Omega for the thousandth fucking time. We get it, you secretly wanna fuck the guy, keep it to yourself. But anyway, I feel like too much of Cornette's appeal is actually laughing with him than at him to make it worth a whole thread. Although he'd certainly be worth at least an effort post to introduce some of his greatest hits to people who aren't familiar.
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When I was gathering stuff up for a potential General Wrestling Personalities thread, I got a lot of stuff for Cornette mostly because he's the guy that I was most familiar with. I think there may be something there, but it seems just short. I think the biggest thing to watch for Cornette will be if Vince Russo dies first and he makes good on his promise to piss on his grave.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
Why would you pay this idiot for an article when he can't even be bothered to do simple research?
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Sounds like a modern journalist to me.

Bix is entertaining enough with his own series of fuck ups and the fact he literally looks like a goblin that lives under a bridge, and someone thought it would be a neat idea to give this goblin internet access.
 
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wannabe journalists like Brian Zane
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Hate to go off topic, but what’s the deal with Zane? I’ve just seen his videos recommended by YouTube. Is there drama? Or is he just a cringe mark?
 
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Is there drama?
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Only drama I'm aware of is between him and Cornette. Corny sperged out because Zane said that there's a place for comedy matches in wrestling (srsly). Zane made a response video defending his position while intersplicing clips of Corny calling black wrestlers niggers. Cornette seriously deserves a thread here. He is exactly like the internet marks he complains about. Only difference is that he did work in the business
 
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