Careercow David Bixenspan / Bix / davidbix / davidbixagain / CactusBix - Pro-Wrestling "journalist" who thrives on trying to end careers, Took money intended for people who do actual work, Drooled all over a girl's arm

Philly Phunk Machine said:
Ian and co. gave him a beatdown lifted straight out of a mafia movie. They keep ragging on him for not selling, which doesn't make sense since he visibly collapses in pain every time he gets hit with light tubes. This guy has a good breakdown for those interested:
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Appreciate the link, I'd only read about this one. In classic IWA style, it takes place in front of a crowd of inbreds who fill roughly 15-20 percent of the available space.
 
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kaien said:
Appreciate the link, I'd only read about this one. In classic IWA style, it takes place in front of a crowd of inbreds who fill roughly 15-20 percent of the available space.
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I want to say the event took place in the parking lot of a bowling alley.
 
Bix is a bit lucky the old Kaiju forums are gone and same with the first 3 versions of DVDVR.

Bix for a while was on disability. He supposed had chronic migraines. Now knowing people that have had them I know most of the time during one you don't want to be around light. Bix would be online posting through out all his migraines. Doctors saw through the Bix shit shit and refused to prescribe him any pain meds.

Which lead to Bix on at least a few forums,OLCAlwaysWINS being one,begging people for a pot connection in NYC or Long Island.

I really think Bix was so obsessive about VHS tapes cause from what he has said on many old ass podcasts his family didn't get a VCR until the mid 90s.

The Bix pic from the hotel is a classic. He has tried every trick he can come up with to make it disappear. Do like how I'm guessing the producers of that Gawker documentary made Bix shave and wear clothes that wasn't "The same Super Mario bros shirt he wore for 5 years straight."
 
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Bix is currently trying to cancel Santino Marella for booking Marty Scurll.

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NotJewishWario said:
Bix is currently trying to cancel Santino Marella for booking Marty Scurll.

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Bix continues to show people that he doesn't know the law or how to read. It's the 21st century, Jews are okay with abortions now so why did they let this fucker live? By the way, what about the other promotions that hired him this year? Not going to cry about that?
 
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Banks Davenport said:
I gotta agree there. I listened to his Between the Sheets podcast years ago and Bix was able to rattle off random ass trivia about any territory, no matter how small, and it never really felt like he was reading from notes. The man is just that spergily obsessed with blurry tapes of faux grappling.
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Yeah fam, say what you will about Bix, but he has a deep knowledge about wrestling history (especially the sleaze) from the early 80s/start of the WWF expansion onwards at least. Dude was subbed to the Torch when he was 7 years old.
 
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I just caught a glimpse of this guy's face as I browsing and I have to say...wow. Jesus Christ...Bix my dude....shave that fucking thing...crop that hair down...and consider a mask, tell people you were in a fire. Your body shape looks like a melting candle anyway. Like I don't want to be mean here...but this man is uncomfortably ugly, it hurts to look at him. There are people who are the victims of an acid attack who thank God, that they aren't Bix ugly. There are people who were in a car crash, flung through a windshield, had their face dragged for a hundred feet across pavement....who thank God, that they aren't Bix ugly.
Now, the physical appearance could be ignored, if it wasn't that he also seems to be a massive piece of shit. He courts outrage twitter for ass pats, and an ego boost...about wrestlers and their antics. Like there are easier ways to feel better about yourself...like working out and grooming so you have face that doesn't scare children, cause crops to wilt and animals to miscarry.
 
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OutInTheRain said:
I just caught a glimpse of this guy's face as I browsing and I have to say...wow. Jesus Christ...Bix my dude....shave that fucking thing...crop that hair down...and consider a mask, tell people you were in a fire. Your body shape looks like a melting candle anyway. Like I don't want to be mean here...but this man is uncomfortably ugly, it hurts to look at him. There are people who are the victims of an acid attack who thank God, that they aren't Bix ugly. There are people who were in a car crash, flung through a windshield, had their face dragged for a hundred feet across pavement....who thank God, that they aren't Bix ugly.
Now, the physical appearance could be ignored, if it wasn't that he also seems to be a massive piece of shit. He courts outrage twitter for ass pats, and an ego boost...about wrestlers and their antics. Like there are easier ways to feel better about yourself...like working out and grooming so you have face that doesn't scare children, cause crops to wilt and animals to miscarry.
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I know we're having tons of fun with the Jewish genetics jokes, but the sad bit about Bix and goblins who live like him is that their foul forms are usually mostly their own doing.

Now I'm not saying that Bix could spend a summer and come out of his hole looking like Sampson, but he could do things to make himself more attractive. His hair and skin are so blasted to shit it's hard to tell what he would look like if he really bathed, there is so much slop hanging off his body that who knows what it may look like underneath.

There are a lot of things he could work to improve and if he had a decent personality he would probably have a decent amount of social success. But like most of these shower-cows, he has never worked hard enough at himself to know, and has instead actively chosen to live as his most disgusting possible self.
 
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Do I Look Foolish said:
Dude was subbed to the Torch when he was 7 years old.
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Which 100% explains his call after WMX7 when he was 15/16. I mean I had some pretty fucking cringe smart mark wrestling takes in my day because I got a subscription to the WON around the same age as Bix in the same era, but "this wasn't the blow away show you've been pimping it out to be for the last 30 minutes" when talking about WrestleMania fucking 17, THEE absolute peak of Pro Wrestling, would never be one of them. We're 21+ years on, this event can legally gamble in Nevada its been that long and the Limp Bizkit hype video for Austin/Rock is still one of the greatest pieces of short media I have ever seen. - https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xyj7cr
 
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Do I Look Foolish said:
The funny thing about Bix's unkempt appearance is that he's a massive clean/germ freak. My nigga was masking at shows apparently pre Rona.
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I don't think that's very uncommon. People who live in their own filth naturally become desensitized to it, and they can perceive themselves as being clean while people who shower more than once a month can be dirty because they just view their own filth as a regular part of themselves, while someone else is dirty just by being someone else no matter how much cleaner they objectively are than the goblin in question.

Horrifying to contemplate.
 
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Rudolf's Friend said:
You should add Yenta Bixenspan as one of his nicknames. At least that’s what Brian Last calls him since he’s also Jewish.
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Just for context, yenta is a Yiddish word that means a matchmaker but also refers to the kind of clothesline gossipmongers that passed as entertainment among rural housewives before they had daytime reality TV. Very fitting.
 
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RunRufusRun said:
Which lead to Bix on at least a few forums,OLCAlwaysWINS being one,begging people for a pot connection in NYC or Long Island.
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An OLC reference! That place was such a valuable reference for turn of the century internet wrestling weirdos. Didn't they have some kind of Keltner/Gordy List for douchebags? I forget what they called it, but the jdw one was great.

Has anyone talked about when he went nuts on the F4W forums calling Alvarez a rent boy? It was still in the archives the last time I subscribed.
 
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An OLC reference! That place was such a valuable reference for turn of the century internet wrestling weirdos. Didn't they have some kind of Keltner/Gordy List for douchebags? I forget what they called it, but the jdw one was great.
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It was called the Chernau List, although I no longer remember who Chernau was or why he got to be the namesake of the list.

The funny one I remember was for Mike Sweetser, the DVDVR mod, who trooned out many years later, became "Aria Veronique," and did a couple of BBC-on-tranny porn shoots. (No, really.)
 
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