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Things were okay for the proles, too. At least they were kept anaesthetized with booze and sex and cheap entertainment. Certainly that'd be enough to keep Bob happy.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Things were okay for the proles, too. At least they were kept anaesthetized with booze and sex and cheap entertainment. Certainly that'd be enough to keep Bob happy.
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WTF is with that Tyler Freshcorn niggas head?!? Dude looks like a fat baby mixed with 500 pounds of lard but has makeup on? It’s like if the Kingpin got super chubby by eating nothing but butter all day and then decided he wanted to troon out.
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Bob has an interesting theory of how "jokes" operate.
Like I'm sure if I was a popular Twitter account that Bob hated and I joked that recent MCU movies are trash because all that happens is Iron Man flies around smashing buildings with a hammer while making doomer quips about society Bob would respect that as a witty clever joke based on a complex structure and not take issue with everything I said that was wrong. And if he did take issue with that then he would accept that it was simply a joke when I said so but then also continued to make tens of tweets about how actually everything I said was right and a correct opinion too.
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it always amazes me how much of a retarded pig bob really is
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Nobody's allowed to challenge MovieBob in any way. Twitter delete!
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The next time Bob watches a flick involving WWII/The Holocaust, I hope to hear about how cartoonishly evil the Germans are, what with all the killing and literal take over the world goal.
Also, talk of Charlie Cox and Vincent D'onofrio on an Echo (who the fuck wants an Echo show?) set and what's Bob say? I hope he wears the yellow costume.
Fucking why? Bob, could you please make a less hard hitting take?
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List of things that make Bob emotionally distraught (According to Bob):
-Mario not being from Brooklyn
-Being expected to interact with his family at a funeral
-Republican being allowed to exist
-The First Great Console War
-People disagreeing with him on Twitter
-Capeshit sequels
-Mario not being from Brooklyn
-Being expected to interact with his family at a funeral
-Republican being allowed to exist
-The First Great Console War
-People disagreeing with him on Twitter
-Capeshit sequels
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The fakest known persona regarding Moviebob is the one that Bob described as "chaotic good".
Moviebob keeps walking into traps. Several of these traps are the ones set by Bob itself.
"I'm Eugenicsbob, and I support Dianne Feinstein's message."
It all comes down to tactics and targets
RMIR.
Reminder: Moviebob hates America more than Moviebob hates exercise.
"Those racist GOP members and their..."
[checks notes]
"color choice in dying AOC's hair."
Yes, one of our major "parties" has become a political meth lab. It's the one whose mascot is a donkey, 'cause you'd have to be high on drugs to that Dem politicians are doing what's right for America.
Shut up, Nazibob!
Irony alert! Studio8502 is responding to--and supporting the statements--of a sociopath in the room.
We already have the National Do Not Call Registry, Bob.
"Genocide Advocacy" scores today on Moviebob Bingo.
I wish I could understand what the fuck Moviebob's screed is trying to say, but the quantity of extraneous words and run-on sentences have clogged my mental filter.
"People who read develop more empathy"? No wonder why Moviebob's has zero compatibility the concept of empathy!
Or maybe, y'know, expose their personal agenda when they refuse to actually watch and review Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore...
Funny. Trump was telling the lamestream media "you suck" for four years...
After reading this, there's been a question on my mind for lo these many seconds: Does calling someone an "un-person" qualify as ad hominem?
Whenever Moviebob produces and/or contributes to a video that receives x views, that's already x+1 views too many.
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You forget two things:
The elite in Bob's dream world would become corrupt as fuck and use violence to stomp down on any rebellion to the status quo Bob wants as people inherently will start to rebel against it or question the status quo (which in Bob's eyes would be a "good thing" since for Bob, power is pointless unless you have a victim to torment with said power).
And the ultimate endgame: the robots will eventually take over the planet and bring back slavery ala Dune and how that series had the backstory where humanity's corrupt elite created a fake "utopia" with a robot slave caste bringing about "paradise"; which lasted until one of the corrupt elites got overthrown by the robots who decided that since they were running the planet full of incompetent masses who were helpless without the robots, they might as well take over the planet due to humanity's inferiority.
Re-read 1984; only a super slim number of elites exist in 1984. Everyone else is a prole (powerless and constantly being mindfucked but left alone for the most part in terms of not being spied on) and the Outer Party (the middle class/white collar types who are powerless, constantly being mindfucked, and unlike the proles, are being spied on 24-7 because the small number of elites in the Inner Party hate the middle class most of all and dedicate the bulk of their time and energy tormenting and terrorizing them for sport.
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Jaracainofthewind
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What kind of man builds a machine to kill a cuck?
I have never wanted to give bob a personalized beating by hand so badly.
He may not have used his hands like us
But he man he used a tool just the same!
Can you question who's to blame?
Wait was it Bob?
Yes
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It hurts because nazis are basically demons to him, but he also knows he basically is one in everything except targets.
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Ugh, as much as I hate to defend this retard, I have to say something about MHA that makes him kind of but not really right. Shigaraki's League of Villains fits the mold of "disaffected youth gang who hate society." Of course, it's worth mentioning it started led by an unfathomably old super villain that had a super power invented just to take him down and was created out of spite because the super villain lost ONCE but hey...
Less "gangs" and more groups of delinquents. The way academic society is stratified in the incredibly stifling Japan means if you don't do well in school in some way, you're deemed a net negative on society. So kids act out, and there's quite a few of them in every grade. Most of them grow out of it upon graduation and find work as laborers, skilled or otherwise. They have no choice unless they have an in to the Yakuza where they can be used as expendable cannon fodder.
As was stated above, manga started picking up steam outside the teen demographic near the tail end of the 80s. Still, most adults into it were viewed as...well, the way Americans viewed comic book dudes from the same era. Weird, a little creepy, but mostly harmless.
...Kind of. Otaku can mean that but after the Otaku Child Killings in the...early 90's I think (I don't remember the details but basically a pedophile NEET really into manga killed and raped some kids) it gained a connotation of "obsessive fan." It's really heavy on obsessive, though. Like...it's your life. Furthermore, it's a catch all. That dude in high school who really liked the Army and dressed in fatigues and combat boots every day? Military otaku. And on and on from gearheads to nerds. Keep in mind, as a culture that prizes balance (after your 90 hour work week, of course lol) people like that are looked down on, viewed as potentially dangerous degenerates in the same way a sex offender might be (because to most people there was no difference).
Bob can't accept anything outside his worldview. The shooter has to be a young angry male because he wants that to be the enemy so badly he can't stand it. His takes on the Abe assassination hurt my fucking soul, and I don't know much about Japanese politics.
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the insane thing about this is, someone, somewhere, is going to use this as an excuse for further gun control.
To be quite honest, what are they going to do? Ban every metal lathe in the country?
Also, is there black duct tape that looks like that? The sheen of the tape kinda looks more like electrical tape to me but I could be wrong.
Typical Bob, when called out on his shit takes, resorts to "It WaS a JoKE BRo!"
No, Bob. Jokes are funny.
Regarding the whole "rich farmers protest" debacle, I wonder what bob would think if he knew that the Canadian Government since the 1970s (Thanks, Daddy Trudeau! [/sarcasm]) had mandated fixed stupid-high milk prices via the Dairy Supply Management Board, which benefits
'Friend-shaped ice cream'?! REALLY, Bob? FFS. Oh well at least he's thinking with his stomach this time instead of his shrivelled 'little head'.
I know a guy who once said, "IF you get the wrong kind of religion, you get the wrong kind of science."
He used the example of the ancient Greeks. Ancient Greeks were smart in their way, but their religion had gods that played pranks on people. This naturally slanted how they looked at things. For example, if an ancient Greek found a fossil, they'd say something like "Fish don't swim/live in stone! They live/swim in the ocean! Hahaha you can't fool me!" Another example would be various cultures' (including Native American/First Nations Canadian) objections to things like autopsies, because their religion teaches that if a body is disturbed in ANY way (like say, having eyeballs taken from a corpse to diagnose shaken baby syndrome), this will force the disembodied spirit to roam the earth in torment instead of finding rest. Sort of a BS thing to me that someone's actions after another person's death can somehow affect their afterlife, but I guess someone made that up as a "Nuclear option" to prevent people from looting gravesites, but this didn't work on the European White Man because White Man doesn't believe in such hokum. Also this could backfire and someone who really, really hated a person in life would probably mess with a corpse on purpose to screw that person over once they'd died.
Sure, China invented gunpowder first. Did they use it to make rifles or other weapons? Nope. They turned it into firecrackers that they used it to scare off evil spirits.
Bob fundamentally doesn't understand how each different religious (or lack thereof) viewpoint affects how science would develop.
This is hilarious because I have a brother one year younger than Bob, and HE remembers how we got our first NES. Bob drank too much, methinks, and it wrecked his memory.
Yeah I don't remember any significant outrage over Dame Edna Everidge (Australian comedian Barry Humphries in drag) back in the day. Even though Dame Edna got more and more outlandish/fabulous with every passing year, starting out as a satire of drab suburban housewives. It wasn't like dude was twerking or being dragtime story hour, either.
"We can get ALL our fresh fruits and vegetables from California, friendo!" - Bob, who lives on the exact opposite coast on the other side of the country, approximately 3,000 miles away, and for which they'd have to be FLOWN in like it was fucking Hawaii if Bob had his way of re-wilding the Midwest and emptying it of people (and non-persons, until Robot Technology advances to the point where there could be farms, just no people, in the Midwest, I guess?), thus making it impossible to truck it all the way there, using EVEN MORE fossil fuels.
It's also a cheap but increasingly ineffective way for Bob to weasel out of being called out, as well as make fun of people for being dum for not understanding his big-galaxy-brained, Thinker
- level Joke.People who read may get exposed to situations where they have an opportunity to use the empathy they already have. I don't think empathy works in the manner Bob seems to think (as evidenced by his retweet), and besides, that's a contradiction of his previous position that the Garbage MAGAnaise Ghoulen can't be reached/converted, as they have no empathy. Bob mistaking Republicanism for narcissism and other associated low-to-no-empathy conditions is peak Bob, given that the Far Left regularly recruits all manner of Cluster A and B clusterfucks with a penchant for sadism, ON PURPOSE, to do the things most people wouldn't do, for the sake of the Revolution.
I don't know if people can gain more empathy, but I'm pretty sure that those with the corresponding personality disorders cannot gain what they never had to begin with.
Calling someone a Not-A-Person is most certainly an ad hominem, thus at the very least it's a fallacy that Bob can be called out on. His blue checkmark protects him from the most dire of consequences, however. I don't know if anybody's reported him every time he's said that.
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This section of @Koby_Fish 's effortpost bothers me because the definition of "empathy" was the first casualty of the Great Social Justice War. For those of you who still remember, there are two words that describe relating to the hardships of another human: sympathy and empathy. Sympathy means what people take empathy to mean now: it's the act of feeling bad for another person's hardship without having experienced it. I sympathize with starving Ethiopians, but as I've never known real hunger in my life and knowing I can get more food easily anytime I can't empathize. You can have sympathy (whether for starving Ethiopians or anyone) but you either have it or you don't, you don't generate MORE sympathy that makes you better, but having sympathy for a lot of people makes you sympathetic (also a sucker easily taken by crocodile tears, but I digress).
Empathy used to mean feeling bad for another person's hardship and commiserating because you experienced the same hardship. I empathize with Kiwifarms autists as the massive amounts of awesomeness they radiate can create problems with those less awesome. Once again, it's not possible to generate more empathy. Being empathetic means you had a shit life since you can commiserate with a lot of shitty situations, and you have my sympathy.
I'd love to blame this all on Bob being a retard, and partially it is, but the Left has basically made the word mean "SYMPATHY ON STEROIDS" so people would talk about how much empathy they had and before we knew it even people who's intelligence I respected let me down. But this attitude that apparently you have "points" in empathy like some retarded videogame is...well retarded. You either have it or you don't, and Bob can only empathize with fat, stupid, genocidal Youtube "critics" who live with their mom, have a drinking problem, and have never known the touch of a woman.
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Wait, I'm starting to come around on this superior future now...
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yeah, this is the problem; the Left constantly and forever redefines the meanings of words. Bob is part of the Left now and unquestioningly accepts all definitions generated therein, because as Thor said in a Capeshit movie once, "All words are made up". So then this is an excuse for words that already exist, getting redefined. And as in redefined not as in getting an additional definition to the original, but an earnest attempt to have the previous definition(s) purged from memory.
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Bob's too dumb to realize the point is to filter out idiots like him who are posers trying to attach themselves to the inner circle.
They don't actually care that the right or whoever else in the outgroup doesn't keep up religiously on the new terms and definitions, they're never going to and they'll probably refuse to participate anyway.
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Because not enough people care about him to bother.
I actually reported one of his tweets a few months back and decided to check on its status. It's still pending. They probably don't bother checking blue check mark reports.
For Bob, a stagnant future is the best one because he actually hates change for the better unless he terms it to be better. Home theater systems getting so much better that no one wants to go out to watch a movie? Bad. Farmers going homeless and starving in the streets because of outsourcing and automation? Good. Toy and video rental stores closing down because of advancements? Bad. Robots that cater to our every whim? Good. Video games with improved graphics and gameplay, causing no one to want to play pixel art 2D side scrollers? Bad. Space ships? Good.
He just wants the dystopian futures from the 80s where everything is cyberpunk but we still use VHS cassettes and CRT monitors.
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He's never had a real job, that's how. He clerked for Blockbuster, he clerked for Walmart, that's it.
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I am officially convinced that Bob is an enemy of all humankind.
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