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Fell down the foreskin restoration rabbit hole a few years back, and asked many men their thoughts on this. The consensus was that these people are insane. There was a dick-related documentary linked in another thread recently where the guy met with "Intactivists" who protest in white pants with a big red crotch stain painted on. Dunno if it's appropriate or not to circumcise, but it is painless and bloodless in the first world. These dudes wound up looking like Clockwork Orange meets Down Syndrome.

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Anybody here have a "bad" circumcision story they'd like to share, or know anybody with circumcision regrets?
Elective circumcision of normal penises is almost exclusively an American thing and like every other peculiarly American social cause it's turned into some gay bullshit by people who want to feel like they're fighting the righteous fight. If they really wanted to save people's penises from mutilation they'd be fighting against am hole surgery or something.
 
"I've been eating an extremely healthy diet* for the last 3 years but does anyone else on this diet sometimes miss just having a turkey sandwich and steamed broccoli, even though you know it's not as ideal and healthy?"

*the diet: 8 cups of rhubarb and a pound of duck fat daily washed down with a pint of soy milk
 
What do poly couples do in the long term?
crash and burn. There's doesn't seem to be any good outcome.

This dynamic is for manipulators and broken ugly people who are desperate enough to fall for it just to feel some sort of affection.

The right thing to do is end the relationship right then and there if your significant other ever proposes to try poly. It must really be gut wrenching to be in this situation, gives me shills just thinking about it.
 
What do poly couples do in the long term? Like a married couple + a 3rd wheel. Do they plan retirement all together? Discuss assets? Arrange the division of communal property if one decides to leave? Probably not, damn degenerates.

Poly is a joke of a relationship dynamic from what I have seen, and it pisses me off that many are sanctimonious that they think poly or ethical non-monogamy is better.
crash and burn. There's doesn't seem to be any good outcome.

This dynamic is for manipulators and broken ugly people who are desperate enough to fall for it just to feel some sort of affection.

The right thing to do is end the relationship right then and there if your significant other ever proposes to try poly. It must really be gut wrenching to be in this situation, gives me shills just thinking about it.
There are a few other categories I'd put in there: Wokies and manchildren. I have a personal lolcow who went poly right around the time she got involved in hard-left politics, trooned out, and started communicating heavily in Disney/Harry Potter references. You are going to have an extremely hard time convincing me this is anything other than some combination of virtue signaling and cope/denial over getting older.

For the question about assets/retirement, they don't do that because they're not functional adults. Lawsperging for how divorce/estate matters involving a poly couple are a legal nightmare is in the spoiler.
Let's get this out of the way up front- I am a lawsperg, not a lawyer, and even if I were a lawyer estate law is a messy patchwork of federal and state laws. If you want a better explanation ask AnOminous but don't be too surprised if he just says poly is for cucked retards.

I'm going to start with death rather than a breakup because it's simpler. When someone dies without a will, if there is an estate after creditors' claims are satisfied it goes to the next of kin - children get first priority, then spouses, then parents, then siblings, then extended family. Many poly couples are not legally married because no state in the US recognizes polygamy/bigamy and spouses are only considered next of kin if they're legally married, so a poly bf/gf has no more legal right in an estate dispute than any other random person off the street. So unless there is a will, or assets are in joint accounts, any estate dispute with a poly couple will leave the survivors with nothing. Since most people into poly are extremely dysfunctional and childish I feel reasonably confident that estate planning, wills, or even just setting up a joint bank account to simplify things are not going to cross their minds.

For communal property in a breakup, since plural marriage is not recognized, there is no legal issue at all if the person leaving is either not on the deed/title/mortgage/car loan or the only person on there. This is true even if the person leaving helped pay for the property. On the other hand, if the property is in multiple people's names or there's nothing to establish ownership because there is no deed/title/whatever (so pretty much anything other than a car, home, or maybe luxury goods) then there is no cut-and-dry procedure even if there's no debate over who paid for or used the property the most. If the tards can't figure it out on their own they'd have to go to court and have a judge or mediator sort things out.

Edit: I forgot to mention common law marriage before and that would probably be inapplicable: Common law marriage governs two people who live together and act in public like a married couple. The first bit, "two people" disqualifies any poly relationship unless it's a husband and wife who date other people on the side (i.e. there is an obvious distinction between the couple and everyone else involved). Even then this is something courts probably have never considered before so I don't feel at all confident guessing whether they'd consider that common-law (but it would be a great candidate for our lolsuit board).
 
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Elective circumcision of normal penises is almost exclusively an American thing and like every other peculiarly American social cause it's turned into some gay bullshit by people who want to feel like they're fighting the righteous fight.
Arabs and jews as well. Jews started it (cuz they're creeps) and arabs picked up on it too. Also, most black Africans are circumsized, which is good in their case, since like 3/4 of them have full blown AIDS or something and it's harder for clipped men to spread it.
 
i hate women but shes not one of these types. legit good girl...

•Not into gangbangs, but it likes it for the bonding experience.

•Takes an active interest in his friends lovelife. Not in a “why can’t we hang anymore?” Way, but looking out for his best interest.

God bless ya buddy! You sound like a good dude!

Elective circumcision of normal penises is almost exclusively an American thing and like every other peculiarly American social cause it's turned into some gay bullshit by people who want to feel like they're fighting the righteous fight. If they really wanted to save people's penises from mutilation they'd be fighting against am hole surgery or something.
Fuck, that is the most gay shit I’ve seen in a while.

There seems to be an overlap between these fuckers and especially coomers.

Because who else would cry so hard at the thought of losing some foreskin nerve endings (“I could have had a CLITORIS!!”) that they’d lose their shit and throw themselves into something as gay as Foreskin Rights?!
 

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Aella, a semi internet famous only fans girl writes about crippling insecurity contributed to by a toxic poly relationship and how the solution was... Becoming a prostitute.

Literally fucking WUT?!?

Men will fuck anything. I see plenty of haggard old junkie ho’s in their late 40ies/50ies.

I’ve seen doctors talk about prostitutes using a stoma bag for a fuck hole.

I’ll bet you those ho’s have returning customers too, so it’s not the compliment she (sadly) thinks it is.

“Hurr-durr! Poly is so liberating and great guise!”

Yeah it’s amazing! Aella found her life’s calling if renting out her vagina, how empowering!
 
Aella, a semi internet famous only fans girl writes about crippling insecurity contributed to by a toxic poly relationship and how the solution was... Becoming a prostitute.
"I'm insecure because my boyfriend only has sex with women who are more attractive than me, and my solution was to become a fuck-hole for a bunch of randos." Idk man, maybe an easier solution would be "only have sex with each other". Or just break up. Or literally anything else, really.
 
"I'm insecure because my boyfriend only has sex with women who are more attractive than me, and my solution was to become a fuck-hole for a bunch of randos." Idk man, maybe an easier solution would be "only have sex with each other". Or just break up. Or literally anything else, really.

Imagine idk… Maybe finding value in something else than the fact that you’re whoring yourself out to randos who come back because they know you’re not a psycho or a cop?
 
Aella, a semi internet famous only fans girl writes about crippling insecurity contributed to by a toxic poly relationship and how the solution was... Becoming a prostitute.

Literally fucking WUT?!?

Men will fuck anything. I see plenty of haggard old junkie ho’s in their late 40ies/50ies.

I’ve seen doctors talk about prostitutes using a stoma bag for a fuck hole.

I’ll bet you those ho’s have returning customers too, so it’s not the compliment she (sadly) thinks it is.

“Hurr-durr! Poly is so liberating and great guise!”

Yeah it’s amazing! Aella found her life’s calling if renting out her vagina, how empowering!
Her name popped up in A and N a month or two ago because she is a pedo apologist.

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Her name popped up in A and N a month or two ago because she is a pedo apologist.

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They do realize AI generation needs data input right? Meaning you'd use the real exploitation of children, and a lot of that material to teach the machine, to make the AI generated content, which leaves the implications of AI generated child abuse content extremely horrifying. The AI doesn't just make stuff up out of thin air, it isn't a magical wonderful being that can think on it's own.
 
They do realize AI generation needs data input right? Meaning you'd use the real exploitation of children, and a lot of that material to teach the machine, to make the AI generated content, which leaves the implications of AI generated child abuse content extremely horrifying. The AI doesn't just make stuff up out of thin air, it isn't a magical wonderful being that can think on it's own.
They do not realize that. They have no fucking clue how this shit works.
 
Her name popped up in A and N a month or two ago because she is a pedo apologist.

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Ugh, I missed that. This chick has so many cowish takes wrapped up in contrarian big brain reddit centrism I'm surprised she doesn't have a thread of her own.
It's clear she's one of those people who think porn doesn't affect peoples brains at all. Those of us familiar with the coom to troon pipeline after browsing this site know flooding the internet with cp wouldn't reduce harm to kids- quite the opposite. Absolutely horrifying.

Edited for typos ( phone fag)
 
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