r/polyamory

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The subreddit stats are quite interesting.

Take note of the overlap between r/polyamory and r/swingers. Many polyamoros people insist that swinging and polyamory are seperate concepts, and will even get offended at the very suggestion that there may be a connection.

Additionally, r/antiwork seems to be related by users.


Beyond related communities, I have not done much digging, however I did take a look at some top commenters and posters.

This led me to discover u/ElleFromHTX. Although she is far from being (even a personal) lolcow, I did find some of her posts amusing.

46F currently in central Texas... Bipolar, kinky, poly, 420 friendly Libertarian.

Make your own judgements about this individual from this line alone.

Of course, for this individual, some retarded attempt at humour from a 17-year-old, "mocks the struggles of so many" leaving her "uncomfortable and stunned."

Of course, while some stupid humour from a 17 yo/ is enough to make her "uncomfortable and stunned". this user seems to not understand why people on r/intj aren't "sex positive" (as in, wanting to hear her kinky polyamory stories).

In conclusion, this is a redditor who believes communities that do not discuss Polyamory are not "sex-positive."

 

[I am vomit]

>GIRL POWER t-shirt
>I want a man to piss into my mouth!

I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that she said she wants a guy to piss in her pussy, or the fact that she never mentioned her mouth but we all knew that was on the agenda anyway.

 

[Agarathium1066]

The more I read of this subreddit, the more it seems these people are trying awfully hard to convince themselves that polyamory is the one true way. As they experience it for themselves and understandably feel jealousy at the prospect of their partners dating or loving someone else, they still go through the mental gymnastics to convince themselves it is a problem with themselves and their perception rather than the fact nobody in their right mind would feel "compersion" over someone they love fucking someone else.

A lot of it is fear of missing out being coupled with the wildly incorrect idea that it will 'click' and suddenly they'll enter a golden era of constant excellent sex. If they just keep holding out a little bit longer they might just find the person for them!

Except they're not going to, if you're growing envious of your partner because they're deep in the bone zone while you're not that's for a very good reason. Your 'partner' is fucking around and you're left holding the bag. You're unlikely to ever successfully bust out of that situation.

They'll keep on trying for a while then eventually realize they're being cuckolded and pretending its A-okay. That the ticket stub to the horny lottery is actually written in crayon and looks like it's in their partner's handwriting.

 

[Panzerfrau]

I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that she said she wants a guy to piss in her pussy, or the fact that she never mentioned her mouth but we all knew that was on the agenda anyway.

No no no, my friend, she mentioned being a mouth toilet in a post about being a naughty mommy.

 

[Dafrunk89]

Lesbian takes a married bi woman to a foursome during Pride. There's a transwoman involved, and the husband of the bi woman doesn't approve. Lesbian throws a bitch fit.


Original post: "He has no problem going out with women and having sex with his penis"


Update: "I'm still in shock and unable to breathe"


Finale: lol dumped

 

[Chi-com Soldier]

Oh no, he's not following 1/2+7

Society's rules? Nonsense. Biology's rules? Bullshit. My meta's no cock rule? Bigotry. A Victorian-era rule on newlyweds' age I don't understand but want to weaponize? VERY IMPORTANT AND NECESSARY

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Lesbian takes a married bi woman to a foursome during Pride. There's a transwoman involved, and the husband of the bi woman doesn't approve. Lesbian throws a bitch fit.


Original post: "He has no problem going out with women and having sex with his penis"
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Update: "I'm still in shock and unable to breathe"
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Finale: lol dumped
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Such classic lesbian caterwauling, hilarious. "Codependent, moi?" She expects this gal to leave an actual marriage- a fucked up poly one but still, a marriage- for her and her galivanting around with whatever lesbian or troon happens to be in town that weekend. Because she is politically correct, she should win the girl by default, right? RIGHT?????

 

[Dafrunk89]

A 47-year old mom wants to get her youth back. Damn kids.


A fucking Supernatural Funko Pop appears



Supernatural is serious business. Especially when it comes to fanfiction.



Please remember, these are written by someone who's almost 50.

'He Calls Me Baby' (there's a twist in the end guys):
https://archiveofourown.org/works/39599262
https://archive.ph/TqmU2 (with comments)

Her OC masterwork: 'A Special Treat for Ian', inspired by Incubus2's "My Girlfriend has a Dick" story (check out Incubus2's comments too)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/39603390/chapters/99138639
https://archive.ph/8dDOz (1st page with comments)


I wonder if this Incubus2 guy is the one she's about to fool around with? I don't care, I'm shipping them anyway.

 

[Elim Garak]

A 47-year old mom wants to get her youth back. Damn kids.
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A fucking Supernatural Funko Pop appears
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Please remember, these are written by someone who's almost 50.

'He Calls Me Baby' (there's a twist in the end guys):
https://archiveofourown.org/works/39599262
https://archive.ph/TqmU2 (with comments)

Her OC masterwork: 'A Special Treat for Ian', inspired by Incubus2's "My Girlfriend has a Dick" story (check out Incubus2's comments too)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/39603390/chapters/99138639
https://archive.ph/8dDOz (1st page with comments)


I wonder if this Incubus2 guy is the one she's about to fool around with? I don't care, I'm shipping them anyway.

Car sex. Why?!?!?

 

[Miss Misery]

The poly subreddit, and I assume other “poly spaces” also seems to have been invaded by trender-queers lately.
You know, “asexuals” and “demiromantics” who are straight as f, but think they’re queer because reasons and crave that validation/sense of community.
So you have quite a few straight couples where one is “asexual”, and because they talk about having an open relationship, or because the girl is banging someone on the side, that means they’re “poly”.
And EXTRA queer, because poly is queer too, dontcha know!

One of the authors of The Ethical Slut is a genderspecial. Also her blog/"autobiography" website is appalling: https://slutandsons.com/

 

[Dafrunk89]

Car sex. Why?!?!?

There is no why. There in only art, and what it evokes in you. Because the question is already invalid, all possible answers would be invalid as well.

Spoiler: the real answer though

stupidity and retardation

 

[Fapcop]

One of the authors of The Ethical Slut is a genderspecial. Also her blog/"autobiography" website is appalling: https://slutandsons.com/

So at the same time as I was trying to raise my sons (my ex and I had joint legal and physical custody), I was trying to figure out how to live what would now be called a sex-positive lifestyle. I came out: first as kinky, then as polyamorous, then as bisexual, then as genderqueer.


Pretty pathetic when you sum it up like that. An entire life spent trying to shock people with how kinky/poly/bi/queer you are.

 

[Dafrunk89]

Phone-spying woman finds out her boyfriend watches a shitload of porn, all the time, even when she's present, and even when she's being taken to ER.
r/polyamory, a hive of pornsick retards a bastion of ethics, love and enlightenment, gets a bit defensive about their holy sacrament being questioned.








Speaking of coomers, this woman is very excited about possibly encountering an erect penis in the near future. She's not the coomer though.

 

[Someone Who Isn't Me]

So at the same time as I was trying to raise my sons (my ex and I had joint legal and physical custody), I was trying to figure out how to live what would now be called a sex-positive lifestyle. I came out: first as kinky, then as polyamorous, then as bisexual, then as genderqueer.


Pretty pathetic when you sum it up like that. An entire life spent trying to shock people with how kinky/poly/bi/queer you are.

And it's not even close to being over. A lot of these people seem really addicted to the attention they get from new coming outs. Once people are used to her being kinky, she comes out as polyamorous. When being bisexual barely garners any attention or oppression points these days, it's time to come out as genderqueer too. They want to be the most oppressed/progressive/sex-positive/radical and are inventing new identities and ways to outdo each other nonstop.

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

Phone-spying woman finds out her boyfriend watches a shitload of porn, all the time, even when she's present, and even when she's being taken to ER.
r/polyamory, a hive of pornsick retards a bastion of ethics, love and enlightenment, gets a bit defensive about their holy sacrament being questioned.

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Honestly I'm with the cucks on this one, how are you going to get upset with your boyfriend watching porn when you're supposed to be in a "poly" relationship and theoretically he can get with other chicks at his pleasure?

 

[DumbDude42]

Honestly I'm with the cucks on this one, how are you going to get upset with your boyfriend watching porn when you're supposed to be in a "poly" relationship and theoretically he can get with other chicks at his pleasure?

her man going out and fucking other women would make him an alpha chad, which she would find hot
but her man wanking to porn in his basement just makes him a beta coomer, which she finds repulsive

 

[Fapcop]

Honestly I'm with the cucks on this one, how are you going to get upset with your boyfriend watching porn when you're supposed to be in a "poly" relationship and theoretically he can get with other chicks at his pleasure?

You have a point.

However, the coombrained dude here clearly is using porn as a coping mechanism just like alkies or weed smokers. (The “oh shit! My GF is in the ER! Better fap for a quick endorphin fix!” is really fucking telling.)

Instead of realizing that her bf has a maladaptive coping mechanism and needs help, she makes it all about: “Am I getting fat?! Am I still attractive?!”

R/polyamory is one of those subreddits where almost everyone is kind of a pos in one way or another.

Phone-spying woman finds out her boyfriend watches a shitload of porn, all the time, even when she's present, and even when she's being taken to ER.
r/polyamory, a hive of pornsick retards a bastion of ethics, love and enlightenment, gets a bit defensive about their holy sacrament being questioned.

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LMAO! Whores being real! Nice combo of missing the cock roulette and not wanting to take the chance on attracting a quality husband as a a woman in her 30ies/40ies.

“Should I try to get professional help for my coombrained husband? Nah, I’ll just get banged by strangers and deal with it that way!”

 

[Tanner Glass]

Phone-spying woman finds out her boyfriend watches a shitload of porn, all the time, even when she's present, and even when she's being taken to ER.
r/polyamory, a hive of pornsick retards a bastion of ethics, love and enlightenment, gets a bit defensive about their holy sacrament being questioned.

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It feels like you buried the lead on this one.

"My boyfriend watches a lot of porn for some mysterious reason and I get on his case about it!"

"Also I'm not very affectionate"
"Also I'm not very fit"

So she's standoffish and dumpy - why wouldn't he be looking at porn? Take some of that busybody effort and do some exercise and get him a card/hug him/or something.

 

[scathefire]

Update: "I'm still in shock and unable to breathe"
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>has a husband
>doesn't like sleeping with men
????? Sounds like he was a permanent cuckold.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom]

Some mixed shit for you guys. Featuring r/relationship_advice and r/nonmonogamy.


A self-described feminine man, who calls his girlfriend "they", is getting constantly cucked but not allowed to return the favor. Time to do something cry about it on Reddit.View attachment 3454000

Here we have a very excitable cuck struggling with the english language and also the idea that his wife might be laughing at him, instead of getting wet from the realization that her husband is a retard. Enjoy trying to figure out this shit. (lol at 'different color')
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Imagine having a third wheel live with you, only for her to bring in animals she then neglects. Poor dog, poor cat.
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my boy and me used to bang chicks together but since he got a gf i try and encourage him to keep her. yeah they fight but she does do nice things for him and honestly good women are rarer than gold these days