Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Harambe]

Nowadays, I often have a thought for a comment or a post, then I'll write it down, then delete it. I think, no one cares, this wasn't worth anyone's time, no one will notice, it doesn't matter too much. It's good enough that I had that thought by myself. Usually this makes me go, oh right, I've been reading bullshit too long. Scrolling too much. And I'll watch an episode of TNG. Or read a book. Or play a game. Or do a chore or cook or exercise. Hell, sometimes I'll even do my job.

Bob has never, ever once, thought to just shut the fuck up and live his life. What a fat fucking know-it-all retard.

 

[Flexo]

@Koby_Fish

Bob's take on politics in gaming in that Game UnderThuINKer episode is so galaxy-smoothbrain-dead. When people talk (mostly incorrectly or mistakenly I might add) about "politics" in media, they mean forced narratives from the real world being shoved into a media that doesn't need it or where it doesn't belong, coupled with terrible writing by people who don't know what they're doing and can't write for shit. They for the most part are NOT talking about the IMMERSIVE politics inside a game's world. I think most people can tell the difference between the two. Moviebob sure as shit can't, and on top of that he analyzes the internal immersive politics of video games like the damn blue curtains, like the crayon-eater he is.

Most people don't mind immersive politics in a game, even if it's an allegory for something in the real world. Allegories are great. They get people to think without either boring them or pissing them off. Bob probably hates allegories because he's thicker than pigshit and needs shit spelled out for him for him to truly grasp it, plus he was likely traumatised by C.S. Lewis' 'Jesus Allegory Lion'.

I think we were talking about this on the TV Tropes thread recently as well. The whole "politics in media" deal is an impressive example of modern autism.

It just so happens that yesterday I watched the original Shaft movie - and you know what? Politics is in that movie. But it works because it HAS to be. Most of the plot and driving action makes no sense without the racial issues in 70s New York.

What Bob and his ilk don't get (or pretend not to to avoid the L) is that "politics" which people object to is shit like this:

In what way does this scene make any sense? Did the ladies just happen to agree to a meetup in the middle of a pitched battle? WTH is Mantis doing there? (She's not much of a fighter.) Why did any of the fliers land? How is this formation supposed to aid in combat or achieve something against the enemy?

You could cut that entirely from the movie and it would affect nothing (it might even improve the movie by bringing up less questions). Remove the politics from something like Shaft? The entire story falls apart.

Likewise in games, the "politics" in them is often nonsensical or useless. Like in "The Last of Us" - if humanity has undergone an apocalypse and several population restriction, how are things going to work out if LGBTetc are in equal or greater number as they were before the end? Isn't humanity now doomed for the surviving population to become horribly inbred within 1-2 generations? Where are you even getting HRT?

In GOOD stories, the politics (if any) is an intricate part like every other aspect of the story. In hack stories, it's tacked on in the most silly, hamfisted manner that doesn't even make sense when reflected upon.

 

[Dr J]

@Koby_Fish

Why would Bob put bedding 3 chicks (either at the same time together or in quick but separate succession) on his RESUME?

A combination of never having a real job (and therefore not understanding how resumes are supposed to work) and never having a real woman (and therefore not understanding how slimy at best, pathetic and desperate at worst, having to boast about having three women is)

Now, now, let's be fair, Bob's shown us many times he cooks for himself. Like the mountain dew chicken he left in a duct taped bag in the sink for five days that gave him food poisoning. And the moldy mac and cheese he brought for Thanksgiving.

You're conflating dishes. The Mountain Dew chicken and the bag chicken that made him ill were two different abominations

 

[blablabla]

Nowadays, I often have a thought for a comment or a post, then I'll write it down, then delete it. I think, no one cares, this wasn't worth anyone's time, no one will notice, it doesn't matter too much. It's good enough that I had that thought by myself. Usually this makes me go, oh right, I've been reading bullshit too long. Scrolling too much. And I'll watch an episode of TNG. Or read a book. Or play a game. Or do a chore or cook or exercise. Hell, sometimes I'll even do my job.

Bob has never, ever once, thought to just shut the fuck up and live his life. What a fat fucking know-it-all retard.

Twitter Is all he has. And that's fucking pathetic

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

This is a good day for Bobby: the two Prime Evils in this world have a falling out.

I love it when Bob insults someone else's intelligence. It's like watching a snail pick a fight with Godzilla.

(As to the matter of the two people: I never really liked either of them per se but I love how they make idiots rage so I'm... indifferent?)

I love it. Because if Bob had a spaceship you know Robot Body Inc. would be the very next thing he'd do. Which isn't a weirdo dork thing at all.

(Props to Musk for trying to force some sunlight into that cesspit Bobby spends his days in, though. Long past overdue.)

He really thinks conservatives are the ones getting off on Atwood's shit. Ah, he's just chock full of smarty smart takes today!

Look, we all know from the pride parades which political side wears its fetish gear in public. And five minutes at an abortion rally tells you who has all the red dresses and bonnets. (Don't blame me, I walked to work and the rally was right in the middle of my normal commute. Never work near government offices.)

Nowadays, I often have a thought for a comment or a post, then I'll write it down, then delete it. I think, no one cares, this wasn't worth anyone's time, no one will notice, it doesn't matter too much. It's good enough that I had that thought by myself. Usually this makes me go, oh right, I've been reading bullshit too long. Scrolling too much. And I'll watch an episode of TNG. Or read a book. Or play a game. Or do a chore or cook or exercise. Hell, sometimes I'll even do my job.

There are days when I stop and ask myself "What would Bob do?" And then I do the opposite. I think it's made me a better person.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Had he been born in 1981, Hitler would have been Bob Chipman.

 

[dzonatan]

Bob can't even keep his story straight; at other times he's claimed California could supply the entirety of the United States' food supply.

Simple. He think California is a god mode state that can do anything but chooses not to and has other lesser humans settlements do the menial work.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Since Elon terminated his Twitter deal, maybe he ought be buy Disney so that the butthurt on DisneyBob would be monsterous.

 

[Shart Attack]

Nowadays, I often have a thought for a comment or a post, then I'll write it down, then delete it. I think, no one cares, this wasn't worth anyone's time, no one will notice, it doesn't matter too much. It's good enough that I had that thought by myself. Usually this makes me go, oh right, I've been reading bullshit too long. Scrolling too much. And I'll watch an episode of TNG. Or read a book. Or play a game. Or do a chore or cook or exercise. Hell, sometimes I'll even do my job.

Bob has never, ever once, thought to just shut the fuck up and live his life. What a fat fucking know-it-all retard.

Reminds me of that old saying, "Before you say something, ask yourself if what you're saying is true, is kind, is necessary, and improves upon the silence." Bob Chipman is what you get when you answer "no" to all four things and still speak anyway.

There are days when I stop and ask myself "What would Bob do?" And then I do the opposite. I think it's made me a better person.

Bob would probably count that as a victory because he's "living rent-free in your head."

 

[Koby_Fish]

I love it when Bob insults someone else's intelligence. It's like watching a snail pick a fight with Godzilla.

(As to the matter of the two people: I never really liked either of them per se but I love how they make idiots rage so I'm... indifferent?)


I love it. Because if Bob had a spaceship you know Robot Body Inc. would be the very next thing he'd do. Which isn't a weirdo dork thing at all.

(Props to Musk for trying to force some sunlight into that cesspit Bobby spends his days in, though. Long past overdue.)

He really thinks conservatives are the ones getting off on Atwood's shit. Ah, he's just chock full of smarty smart takes today!

Look, we all know from the pride parades which political side wears its fetish gear in public. And five minutes at an abortion rally tells you who has all the red dresses and bonnets. (Don't blame me, I walked to work and the rally was right in the middle of my normal commute. Never work near government offices.)


There are days when I stop and ask myself "What would Bob do?" And then I do the opposite. I think it's made me a better person.

I think bob forgets (or never knew in the first place) that A Handmaid's Tale started out life as a BOOK, and that book is NOT the result of some "jesus juicer" (whatever the "juicer" part means)'s wet dream - it was written by a VERY progressive woman named Margaret Atwood, a Canadian author who by the way envisioned the story initially as a quasi-Muslim setting inspired by modern Iran, rather than a kooky cultish quasi-Christian American setting. She's written other books, like The Edible Woman, and Oryx and Crake.

The purpose of Margaret Atwood is to decrease (high school) provincial test scores. I actually had the displeasure of listening to a recording of Ms. Atwood reading one or two of her own poems. The woman has no ability to read in any manner other than a flat monotone, a fact that was parodied by Luba Goy of The Royal Canadian Air Farce many times. She's best known for writing a book that you were forced to read in high school!

 

[BaconBoobs]

@Koby_Fish

I think we were talking about this on the TV Tropes thread recently as well. The whole "politics in media" deal is an impressive example of modern autism.

It just so happens that yesterday I watched the original Shaft movie - and you know what? Politics is in that movie. But it works because it HAS to be. Most of the plot and driving action makes no sense without the racial issues in 70s New York.

What Bob and his ilk don't get (or pretend not to to avoid the L) is that "politics" which people object to is shit like this:
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In what way does this scene make any sense? Did the ladies just happen to agree to a meetup in the middle of a pitched battle? WTH is Mantis doing there? (She's not much of a fighter.) Why did any of the fliers land? How is this formation supposed to aid in combat or achieve something against the enemy?

You could cut that entirely from the movie and it would affect nothing (it might even improve the movie by bringing up less questions). Remove the politics from something like Shaft? The entire story falls apart.

Likewise in games, the "politics" in them is often nonsensical or useless. Like in "The Last of Us" - if humanity has undergone an apocalypse and several population restriction, how are things going to work out if LGBTetc are in equal or greater number as they were before the end? Isn't humanity now doomed for the surviving population to become horribly inbred within 1-2 generations? Where are you even getting HRT?

In GOOD stories, the politics (if any) is an intricate part like every other aspect of the story. In hack stories, it's tacked on in the most silly, hamfisted manner that doesn't even make sense when reflected upon.

Mantis is the most retarded comic book character ever. She married a fucking tree and I aint talking Groot I am talking an actual fucking tree.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Uncle Joe's dear son loves to pose in the nude.

It's not him searching for child porn or even banging kids or is embezzling money through corporations that he only has access to because of his dad. It is Hunter drinking hard seltzer that is the worst thing about him.

The time frame is a weird thing to bring up too. I didn't know who Nick Bates was until after he was arrested and convicted but that doesn't make him any less despicable or magically make what he was doing not noteworthy.

 

[JayHarrison]

This is a good day for Bobby: the two Prime Evils in this world have a falling out.
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Elon Musk is the one playing chess. Moviebob is playing Candy Land.

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If Musk sues Twitter to bankruptcy, he is doing humanity a much better service than building another spaceship.

There are facets of Twitter that I like. But shutting Moviebob up once and for all? That alone would be worth ending Twitter.

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Y'know, if Moviebob is so dead set about tearing protective walls down, then maybe Bob should surrender living in an "apartment" and live out in the open.

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Moviebob: "You should be taking your advice from ME, a shitty, fascistic content producer who can't live sustainably without grifting Patreon users."

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Glenn Greenwald defends Tucker Carlson. Bobby thinks Greenwald wants to get in Carlson's pants just as he himself wants to get in AOC's
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But nowhere near as afraid as Moviebob is of reality.

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Fox news hold Pete Buttigieg accountable to his frivolous tweet against Justice Kavanaugh. Buttigieg thinks disturbing other people's dinner is an exercise of Second Amendment Right.
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Which reminds me: Shouldn't Moviebob and California Representative Maxine Waters be sharing adjacent asylum cells right now?

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That's the spirit Bobby! Now, go ask Floridians and Texans why things are happening there.

Or, better yet, ask Californians what's happening in California. (Oh, shit. That includes me...)

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Once again, transsexuals are on the Right Side of Science™.
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The only science that Moviebob has ever understood--rather, the only science that Moviebob believes to be true--is science that comports to Bob's political worldview. Remember when Bob talked about refusing to take a Trump-distributed COVID-19 vaccine even if it were administered by Hooters waitresses?

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Retweeted by Sexistbob.

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Objection! Evidence?

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Bobby is not disturbed by groomers and pedophiles...

What else is new?

...but he draws the line at people who excessively venerate the American flag.
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The anti-American Nazibob strikes again!

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"At its inception", so how about now?

Moviebob keeps using "woke" as "those conscious of injustices".

In practice, the literal definition of "woke" is "the exercise of idiotic Leftist platitudes".

Summarized, "woke" still doesn't mean what fuckwits like Moviebob think it means.

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Jordan Peterson thinks the Russian-Ukraine conflict is just part of a bigger Culture War.
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It's still better to take Jordan Peterson seriously than Moviebob.

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The Viet slut Luna Oi, the nemesis of InfraHaz, is caught lying with her pants down again. Bobby thinks she is an "actual" Communist.
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Speaking of diapers, isn't it time to wrap a diaper around Moviebob's brain?

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Please don't refer to Moviebob as a birdbrain. Birds deserve better.

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Or, if Hitler was born in 1981, Adolf would be disguising himself as a film critic, living around Boston, demanding the forced relocation of midwest U.S. citizens, deporting Donald Trump voters on desert islands, coughing on Texas governors, reminiscing about fighting alongside a Brooklynite plumber against an army of speedy blue hedgehogs...

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Uncle Joe's dear son loves to pose in the nude.
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Moviebob's taste in men is even worse that Moviebob's taste in women.

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Gooch Cooper is a guru in self-reflection. We all should learn from the likes of him.

If those "right-wing chuds" were to say "Hell, yeah! Right on!" in response to a Moviebob political take, there's a 99.99% chance those right-wing chuds are genuine chuds. The remaining 0.01% would happen to be when Moviebob has either a genuinely good take or is actually [gulp] right about something. (Yeah, I've giving Bob the benefit of the doubt on this one.)

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Capeshit, Scorsese, and Orson Welles.
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So... about the recent Sonic the Hedgehog movies, Bob...

 

[Flexo]

Mantis is the most retarded comic book character ever. She married a fucking tree and I aint talking Groot I am talking an actual fucking tree.

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I can't tell which is worse for this: the comic writers being on drugs, or being sober.

 

[Day of the Cope]

This is a good day for Bobby: the two Prime Evils in this world have a falling out.
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If Musk sues Twitter to bankruptcy, he is doing humanity a much better service than building another spaceship.

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Glenn Greenwald defends Tucker Carlson. Bobby thinks Greenwald wants to get in Carlson's pants just as he himself wants to get in AOC's
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Fox news hold Pete Buttigieg accountable to his frivolous tweet against Justice Kavanaugh. Buttigieg thinks disturbing other people's dinner is an exercise of Second Amendment Right.
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That's the spirit Bobby! Now, go ask Floridians and Texans why things are happening there.

This SDL has become the newest addition to Bobby's Angels.
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Once again, transsexuals are on the Right Side of Science™.
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Bobby is not disturbed by groomers and pedophiles, but he draws the line at people who excessively venerate the American flag.
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"At its inception", so how about now?

Jordan Peterson thinks the Russian-Ukraine conflict is just part of a bigger Culture War.
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The Viet slut Luna Oi, the nemesis of InfraHaz, is caught lying with her pants down again. Bobby thinks she is an "actual" Communist.
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Uncle Joe's dear son loves to pose in the nude.
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Angel announce God's wrath on people who reject Whor.
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On that Waititi-Thompson clip.
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Gooch Cooper is a guru in self-reflection. We all should learn from the likes of him.

More on the "Don't blame MCU for exploiting VFX artists; blame Sonic fan for demanding a redesign" tweet.
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Now who is the pissbaby?

Admit it: you only pretend to care about VFX artists in order to troll Bobby!
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DurgeDiggler continues to fend off Bobby's sycophants:
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In this case DurgeDiggler is clearing talking about VFX artists and service personnel. So does Bobby think that they deserve to be ill-treated because they are Trumpsuckers?

Unfortunately DurgeDiggler goes full moron and wrestle with the pigs in the capeshit mud.
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In the end, CutiesBob digs up a questionable post by DurgeDiggler, and he and MOS pretend to be outraged by pedophilia.
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As if arguing about capeshit for an hour isn't embarrassing enough.

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More from DurgeDiggler
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Capeshit, Scorsese, and Orson Welles.
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Bobby, Angel, and MOS are sure that She-Hulk will not be a flop.
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MCU don't need no chinky yuan!
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WB keeps reminding Bobby of their obsolescence.
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What's your point Bobby? You "work" from home yet you still got covid.

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When you are 19, you want to experiment with different strains of STDs.
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I daresay Bobby did think like that when he was 19; the problem is that he is now 41, and for a normal person, the extra 22 years' worth of experience and wisdom would have informed him that this is fucking retarded.

How much free fucking time does MovieBlob have in a day?

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Had he been born in 1981, Hitler would have been Bob Chipman.

I'd say it would be Hermann Georing who would be Bob if he was born in 1981. Same genocidal hatred of those he deemed his enemies, same sense of self-important grandeur, and same level of obesity.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

The woefully underused word for such a person is "blatherskite" - someone who talks a lot without saying anything of sense.

and in Ireland, people like this are known as gobshites

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Had he been born in 1981, Hitler would have been Bob Chipman.

I'd say it would be Hermann Georing who would be Bob if he was born in 1981. Same genocidal hatred of those he deemed his enemies, same sense of self-important grandeur, and same level of obesity.

Hitler was a veteran of the first World War, an artist, and had actual charisma. Georing was a fighter pilot in the same war, was instrumental in turning Germany into an industrial powerhouse, and helped found the Gestapo. Both of those men were infinitely more courageous and accomplished than Robert Chipman could ever hope to be, and damn you for making me defend literal Nazis.

 

[EnemyStand]

Hitler was a veteran of the first World War, an artist, and had actual charisma. Georing was a fighter pilot in the same war, was instrumental in turning Germany into an industrial powerhouse, and helped found the Gestapo. Both of those men were infinitely more courageous and accomplished than Robert Chipman could ever hope to be, and damn you for making me defend literal Nazis.

So Moviebob in 1945 would just be a fat, bougie drain on the Reich who constantly screeched the Party should do more to deal with der Juden and his superior future where there were no Jews and the Nazi moonbase was built could come to fruition.

Of course, to make this complete Nazibob wouldn't even be an actual member of the Nazi party, just a fat loser who constantly talked about how he and Goering were wingmen in a stolen valor attempt.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Mein Kampf is probably more readable than many of Bob's tweets. And less unhinged. Hitler's art? Better crafted than Bob's.

Bob should release a new updated version of Brick by Brick subtitled: "My Struggle with Super Mario Bros. 3, the Trumper Trash and a Plea for 21st Century America to Hasten Natural Selection."