Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Oh boy, what are they up to now?
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Broadside said:
Pat goes for a "hike"
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Piggy's walk down to the river is a bit foreboding. I'm worried for Nikki. Pat_1.7 may be planning something like in that Stone Rose's song, "Mersey Paradise".

River splashes against the rocks
And I scale a slope, I hope the tracks won't
Lead me down to dark black pits
Or places where we fall to bits
If she were there I'd hold her down
I'll push her under while she drowns
And couldn't breathe and call for air
She doesn't care for my despair"

Nikki looks like a sinker too. Get her loopy on her Rx's and a few beers and splash!, into the river she goes. Stable Genius that he is, Piggy thinks ( as a 1.7 GPA is wont to do) he has the perfect crime, and he'll get a nice insurance payout to boot.
 
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Jerkov said:
Oh boy, what are they up to now?
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Been lurking the thread over there too. Toe knee has some skeletons in his closet for an internet tough guy.

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Ed: seems like Patrick and this guy share the same hobbies.
 
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John_Smith said:
Piggy's walk down to the river is a bit foreboding. I'm worried for Nikki. Pat_1.7 may be planning something like in that Stone Rose's song, "Mersey Paradise".

Nikki looks like a sinker too. Get her loopy on her Rx's and a few beers and splash!, into the river she goes. Stable Genius that he is, Piggy thinks ( as a 1.7 GPA is wont to do) he has the perfect crime, and he'll get a nice insurance payout to boot.
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He is in a lot of debt...
 
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Broadside said:
Maybe in the universe where Pat took acid perhaps...
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After a best selling book about how ayahuasca saved his life and made him a better person, Patrick Tomlinson goes back to his true passion and makes easily digestible, highly entertaining sci-fi comedies.

The Space Everyman Pentalogy gets adapted by Amazon as a proper M-Rated television series with a full sfx budget to the joy of millions, being spoken of in the same light as Star Trek, BSG, Blake's 7, Firefly, and the Orville.
 
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breadandcircuses said:
After a best selling book about how ayahuasca saved his life and made him a better person, Patrick Tomlinson goes back to his true passion and makes easily digestible, highly entertaining sci-fi comedies.

The Space Everyman Pentalogy gets adapted by Amazon as a proper M-Rated television series with a full sfx budget to the joy of millions, being spoken of in the same light as Star Trek, BSG, Blake's 7, Firefly, and the Orville.
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Maybe he'd take himself less serious and actually be a decent comedian too
 
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breadandcircuses said:
After a best selling book about how ayahuasca saved his life and made him a better person, Patrick Tomlinson goes back to his true passion and makes easily digestible, highly entertaining sci-fi comedies.

The Space Everyman Pentalogy gets adapted by Amazon as a proper M-Rated television series with a full sfx budget to the joy of millions, being spoken of in the same light as Star Trek, BSG, Blake's 7, Firefly, and the Orville.
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You just know that every single multiverse Patrick is infinitely more successful, likeable and, most importantly, less fat than our universe Rick. That's also why the original Handsome Pat was such a great bit by the rascals.
 
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Broadside said:
Maybe he'd take himself less serious and actually be a decent comedian too
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"Lemme tell ya somethin', folks. When you're an extreme narcissist, unable to cope with your own delusions of grandeur, a bad trip on ayahuasca and that ego death his you? You think you just woke up in Hell!"
 
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Paulmall Blartcop said:
this fat fuck just read the wikipedia page about the new telescope, and now presents himself as an authority on the subject. a benevolent genius, kindly doling out facts for those intellectually beneath him (everyone one)

what was his GPA again?
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Oh it was 1.7, without gym class 1.2. Just so everyone remembers that Pat is fat and stupid.
 
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Broadside said:
"Your partner is dying of cancer? How sad! By the way, you wanna interview me some time?"
God he's so pathetic and desperate.

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It always takes a specific kind of asshole (I’ve rarely come across them) when they’ll have a conversation with you but won’t actually listen. They’re just waiting for your response so they can tell you more about them/what problems they have. It’s comedic because it’s like they’re actors reading off lines or some shit. It’s obvious when you bring up a death or cancer or some shit and instead of the normal human “oh god that’s awful/my condolences” they just ignore what you said to talk about themselves.
 
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