Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
If you can cough up $2000 or so for an hour of talking bodies time, you can tip the damn limo driver $50 each way. I'd tip more because the poor guy has to listen to the type of guys who think they're ladies' men even though they have to pay for sex badly hit on a hooker who's probably thinking about how she squeeze the maximum amount of money out of the sucker once they get back to the brothel.
It's a great mental image, but the women don't go along on the limo rides. It's just the driver and the "customer." On a long awkward drive through the desert on a boring, meandering road leading out of the valley.

One of the funniest things that could happen is if he gets "lucky" early on and thinks he's discovered a system. Then we'd end up with a degenerate gambler arc.
Oh god I'd love to watch him try a Martingale run. It's a losing proposition in the first place but we all know he'd fuck up the math and lose his stake even faster than normal.
 
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It's a great mental image, but the women don't go along on the limo rides. It's just the driver and the "customer." On a long awkward drive through the desert on a boring, meandering road leading out of the valley.


Oh god I'd love to watch him try a Martingale run. It's a losing proposition in the first place but we all know he'd fuck up the math and lose his stake even faster than normal.
Casinos just loooooooooove idiots who think they've got a system. He doesn't drink, but I'm sure whatever casino he's in will send over the hot cocktail waitress to fake flirt with him and get him to piss away his cash even faster.
 
I'm a bit surprised that Russ hasn't mentioned the "GIRLS DIRECT TO YOU" shit that used to be plastered around Vegas. Granted I've noticed a sharp decline in their appearance, both in terms of car ads and the creeps who give those cards to literally ANYONE (including single mothers with children 🤮) within the last 10 years.

It seems like something Russ would fawn over, but maybe he doesn't know they exist?
 
I'm a bit surprised that Russ hasn't mentioned the "GIRLS DIRECT TO YOU" shit that used to be plastered around Vegas. Granted I've noticed a sharp decline in their appearance, both in terms of car ads and the creeps who give those cards to literally ANYONE (including single mothers with children 🤮) within the last 10 years.

It seems like something Russ would fawn over, but maybe he doesn't know they exist?
I don't think that would appeal to Russ because they aren't coming anyplace besides a tourist cooridor hotel room, I don't think he'd ever take the effort and $ to book a room, I like to imagine his encounters with casino girls lead to them fuck noing the idea of going to his hovel. The girls direct to your room girls call the front desk/operator with your name and room # to verify you are legit a registered guest (also gives them a legal name to prescreen lol). I think the call center/offices for the direct to your room people near industrial road/procyon road/Sammy Davis Jr Dr area haven't been as active as in the past ever since Can Can Room clip joint got clipped legally. Also the casinos finally found ways to deal with the card flippers and limit their presence. Girls to room would be so funny to see Russ react to, they never are the girls on the cards and many only come to your door collect the small fee and leave. Some might negotiate for other things at high prices but the beauty of the scam is in just girls to your room.

Now that Russ has an interest in Erotic Massage I could picture him ending up at one of the few remaining clip joints in Vegas (most are pretending to be Massage, Reflexology, or Swingers Clubs, looking at you Green Door). But those places truly are dangerous, shady, and barely operate legally for the most part. He'd run an extremely high risk of being beaten by security.

I'm surprised he hasn't paid the jacked up single man prices at the minority of legit swingers clubs that allow single men. Some of the parties you can line up to fuck an "exhibitionist" taking all comers (I strongly suspect these are protitutes paid out of the single man covers,).

I'm wondering if Russ isn't 86ed from any casinos yet for causing a scene with the casino girls.

I picture Russ getting caught up in hinky shit but not necessarily with the porn slappers and girls to your room.

I also wouldn't be surprised if he is already banned from Sherri's and Chicken Ranch. I think he wants to mandate at least 2 brothels in every jurisdiction for a reason.
 
I also wouldn't be surprised if he is already banned from Sherri's and Chicken Ranch. I think he wants to mandate at least 2 brothels in every jurisdiction for a reason.
I can't find the 5-star review on Sheri's he'd recently posted in his google reviews anymore, so if he deleted it, this is possible. I'd be disappointed if he didn't throw at least some public hissy fit though.
 
I can't find the 5-star review on Sheri's he'd recently posted in his google reviews anymore, so if he deleted it, this is possible. I'd be disappointed if he didn't throw at least some public hissy fit though.
this post lead to me sifting back through his google reviews, damn there’s some gold there i’d forgotten about (because they are pretty old). i forgot about how he left a one star review on literally every business that didn’t hire or fired him, along with hilarious little rants. also how he said he almost broke the neck of the security guard who ushered him back to his seat on his Vivint Arena review. just lol

edit: had also forgotten how hilarious his dramatic screeds about customer service are:

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this post lead to me sifting back through his google reviews, damn there’s some gold there i’d forgotten about (because they are pretty old). i forgot about how he left a one star review on literally every business that didn’t hire or fired him, along with hilarious little rants. also how he said he almost broke the neck of the security guard who ushered him back to his seat on his Vivint Arena review. just lol

edit: had also forgotten how hilarious his dramatic screeds about customer service are:

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Holy shit, I hadn't seen this one before! The high school age checkout girls were talking about their DATES in front of RUSSELL GREER? How dare they! It should have been HIM they went on a date with, not some nobody high school boy who didn't even write them a song! Those pieces of crap just don't learn, do they?!?
 
this post lead to me sifting back through his google reviews, damn there’s some gold there i’d forgotten about (because they are pretty old). i forgot about how he left a one star review on literally every business that didn’t hire or fired him, along with hilarious little rants. also how he said he almost broke the neck of the security guard who ushered him back to his seat on his Vivint Arena review. just lol

edit: had also forgotten how hilarious his dramatic screeds about customer service are:

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Russtard is like that angry, yappy dog that barks ferociously whenever anybody walks by but scampers away the moment anybody makes a move towards him.

He's vicious and angry behind a keyboard but a complete pussy if it's right in his face.
 
this post lead to me sifting back through his google reviews, damn there’s some gold there i’d forgotten about (because they are pretty old). i forgot about how he left a one star review on literally every business that didn’t hire or fired him, along with hilarious little rants. also how he said he almost broke the neck of the security guard who ushered him back to his seat on his Vivint Arena review. just lol

edit: had also forgotten how hilarious his dramatic screeds about customer service are:

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Sir, this is a Wendy's.
And your drool is ruining our waxed floor.
 
this post lead to me sifting back through his google reviews, damn there’s some gold there i’d forgotten about (because they are pretty old). i forgot about how he left a one star review on literally every business that didn’t hire or fired him, along with hilarious little rants. also how he said he almost broke the neck of the security guard who ushered him back to his seat on his Vivint Arena review. just lol

edit: had also forgotten how hilarious his dramatic screeds about customer service are:

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What a sped! What a tardtastic review. Some people are talking about a date? Who cares? Get your merchandise checked out and head on your way. He's gonna talk to the manager and things are gonna change? Please. The manager won't be able to understand mush mouthed Greer.
 
this post lead to me sifting back through his google reviews, damn there’s some gold there i’d forgotten about (because they are pretty old). i forgot about how he left a one star review on literally every business that didn’t hire or fired him, along with hilarious little rants. also how he said he almost broke the neck of the security guard who ushered him back to his seat on his Vivint Arena review. just lol

edit: had also forgotten how hilarious his dramatic screeds about customer service are:

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This is gold and I have no idea how I missed this after combing his Google Maps reviews in the past.

It gets funnier once you dig deep enough to realize this is a Grocery store. What normal humans want out of a high school grocery store cashier is accuracy, speed, and avoid mistakes. A simple greeting "did you find everything today?" and a "Thank You" would be nice but not necessarily deal breakers (and whatever corporate mandated bullshit required). Asking how you are unless it's a small town where everyone knows everyone doesn't make sense. If the registers are close enough for cashiers to converse so what as long as they do their human robot job of scanning and charging who cares.

I'm convinced Russ waits longer in line for pretty ladies when he gets to choose a register.

I'd bet money he already was tard raging and muttering to himself before he passed the "freaks" at the grill and was made fun of for that not his gimp face.

Vintage Russ for the win!!
 
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I'm very lucky to have gotten a $7,500 flat fee for the entire appeals process before he got representation. they billed for the second half just this week so I guess it's moving forward.
Best of luck sir. From everything we have seen from Russ and his all star team of lawyers, you will need all the help you can get
 
if he keeps this up, hopefully both of them just block him. then will come the “i don’t understand, you produce an awesome song with an awesome music video for a girl, tell her how beautiful she is, and she blocks you? trolls! disability! plights!”

edit: just noticed this. of course, the article has literally nothing to do with cancel culture. coming from a dude trying to cancel an entire website.

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How does he equate murder to cancel culture?
"I don't like certain animals, I'm just like you."
Run Elise, RUN!!! THE MONSTER IS BEHIND YOU!!!!
this post lead to me sifting back through his google reviews, damn there’s some gold there i’d forgotten about (because they are pretty old). i forgot about how he left a one star review on literally every business that didn’t hire or fired him, along with hilarious little rants. also how he said he almost broke the neck of the security guard who ushered him back to his seat on his Vivint Arena review. just lol

edit: had also forgotten how hilarious his dramatic screeds about customer service are:

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Didn't that stupid bitch know that she has to ask for Russ' permission before she dates anybody?
 
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