Spunt's helpful guide to Britain for fat Americans - Learn about Anglos so you can hate them better

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

You drive on the French side of the road

The French drive on the American side of the road. The right side. The only places that drive on the wrong side are backwards third world shitholes like England and Japan.

 

[CWCissey]

Which Morrissey song are these lyrics from?

I never sung this.

It was in an Interview in Smash Hits after the release of The National Front Disco though.

 

[Cow-Lovin' Fool]

Bongs, how much longer until Chunk's replacement takes office?

 

[East_Clintwood]

Bongs, how much longer until Chunk's replacement takes office?

Should be September 5th

 

[CWCissey]

Should be September 5th

Could be sooner depending on how the leadership votes go.

 

[Kier Starmer]

I hope the based black lady wins or the white lady that REALLY hates trannies. We need to be rebranded to TERF island plus Jim Sterling would finally fuck off.

 

[soy_king]

The French drive on the American side of the road. The right side. The only places that drive on the wrong side are backwards third world shitholes like England and Japan.

And Thailand, Pakistan, and India. So they drive on the same side of the road as lady boys, street shitters, and cousin fuckers.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

And Thailand, Pakistan, and India. So they drive on the same side of the road as lady boys, street shitters, and cousin fuckers.

We brought them some small measure of civilization, but we could only do so much.

 

[soy_king]

We brought them some small measure of civilization, but we could only do so much.

and some of it, sadly to say, rubbed off on you.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

and some of it, sadly to say, rubbed off on you.

At least we managed to clean up the language a bit and get rid of the superfluous extra U in a bunch of words.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

Would definitely get some fish and chips and curry.

 

[the fall of man]

I like keeping the US life expectancy and quality of life real low by putting High Fructose Corn Syrup in food meant for poor people, so new poors move to Yurop and the UK instead of here

 

[Emperor Julian]

Can you do a list of the main counties in England?

Oh that's easy

-London

-Norf

-fucking Cornwall.

-the posh bits the entire country is structured around codling.

 

[PinstripeLuns]

Panorama documentary about trading nudes by the BBC. Sick shit but I always chuckle when 4chan or Reddit are brought up. Also lol at the attempt at doxxing u/ZippoMad - "the only clue is that he likes zippos".

 

[Karakhalkin-Gol]

Given recent(ish) events, a post on the Royal Family and their shenanigans would be more than welcome.

 

[Ishtar]

Just read the thread, got a good laugh out of me quite a bit.

I've been to the UK a few times-once as part of a graduation promise.

(When I was six I watched the walking with dinosaurs documentary, and there is an epilogue scene that shows the british museum of natural history-my dad promised to take me when I graduated HS, so I went there in the month of June 2016). I also happened to have destroyed my ACL a few months before playing soccer, so we couldn't go everywhere I got tired and had to return to the flat sooner than my dad would have liked that is. I liked London's museums(especially the one I was promised to see 12 years before). We stayed in some flat managed by some White britons, a married couple IIRC-the wife did I think NGO work in Pakistan. Forgot what the man did. Went to Arundel, Oxford, and a few other locations. We were there less than two weeks before the British referendum (my dad and I).

Then a few years later-we went (meaning my mother and I and brothers)-went on a trip to Germany, first landing in the UK and then heading to tour German towns, on a two week long tour, and we got back to the Uk just as the Covid closures began in earnest in march 2020, (we had to leave Germany quickly-my mother was afraid we'd be stuck). Ended up in a nice British hotel, got called sir by the staff-was awesome. Went to some restaurant-saw loads of girls, like the most multiracial all girls trip I had ever seen, asians, Whites, blacks.

A few things I remember about the UK from both trips is how Americanized the food has gotten, how the sidewalks are covered in broken beer bottles, and how you can run into Pakistanis or faggots on a street corner. (Funny story-we were at a train station and some Paki was working the local Mcdonald's muttering "fuck this shit man", over and over).

My parents visited at the end of an Atlantic cruise this summer-they told me they saw less soccer fans and more immigrants than they ever had, and a lot more crime, and heavier police presence. My parents told me they were mostly on tour buses, but the bus drivers pointedly did not stop in immigrant dominated neighborhoods.

Also first time drinking was technically in Britain-had some wine on the plane ride back in 2016(so legally). Virgin air lines first class is great, if you can afford it.

 

[PinstripeLuns]

I missed this thread most of all. Love u Spunt

 

[Midwit]

Labour lost that election, and the next three, and may never win one again for decades unless the Tories REALLY fuck up.

Ready for a Labour government next election?

 

[soy_king]

Just read the thread, got a good laugh out of me quite a bit.

I've been to the UK a few times-once as part of a graduation promise.

(When I was six I watched the walking with dinosaurs documentary, and there is an epilogue scene that shows the british museum of natural history-my dad promised to take me when I graduated HS, so I went there in the month of June 2016). I also happened to have destroyed my ACL a few months before playing soccer, so we couldn't go everywhere I got tired and had to return to the flat sooner than my dad would have liked that is. I liked London's museums(especially the one I was promised to see 12 years before). We stayed in some flat managed by some White britons, a married couple IIRC-the wife did I think NGO work in Pakistan. Forgot what the man did. Went to Arundel, Oxford, and a few other locations. We were there less than two weeks before the British referendum (my dad and I).

Then a few years later-we went (meaning my mother and I and brothers)-went on a trip to Germany, first landing in the UK and then heading to tour German towns, on a two week long tour, and we got back to the Uk just as the Covid closures began in earnest in march 2020, (we had to leave Germany quickly-my mother was afraid we'd be stuck). Ended up in a nice British hotel, got called sir by the staff-was awesome. Went to some restaurant-saw loads of girls, like the most multiracial all girls trip I had ever seen, asians, Whites, blacks.

A few things I remember about the UK from both trips is how Americanized the food has gotten, how the sidewalks are covered in broken beer bottles, and how you can run into Pakistanis or faggots on a street corner. (Funny story-we were at a train station and some Paki was working the local Mcdonald's muttering "fuck this shit man", over and over).

My parents visited at the end of an Atlantic cruise this summer-they told me they saw less soccer fans and more immigrants than they ever had, and a lot more crime, and heavier police presence. My parents told me they were mostly on tour buses, but the bus drivers pointedly did not stop in immigrant dominated neighborhoods.

Also first time drinking was technically in Britain-had some wine on the plane ride back in 2016(so legally). Virgin air lines first class is great, if you can afford it.

I probably mentioned this earlier, but at least you weren't in London during Pride Week. it literally felt like stepping into the Thousand Year Fag Reich

 

[Midwit]

Imagine being in London.

As someone who lives in a small town, all cities feel like that to me. Well either that or downtown Mumbai depending on bad the immigration is, though at least Boston's full of white people so it feels relatively normal until you realise that everyone's speaking Polish, and I'm surprised that our slavic treaty port didn't get a mention in places of note though, admittedly, it is in fucking Lincolnshire and I guarantee that none of you had even thought that county until I brought it up.