The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt - Ethan Ralph is on the run like a greased pig telling everyone they will never find him. Inevitably, they will. Post clues and speculation here.

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Agreed although this one isn't a people search site, it's a family tree site that also has a search function. Not that it means much but it was accurate on my info. Mostly just throwing it out there for the 604 address

Edit
There is also plenty of wrong info on all of those people as well. So not posting as definitive

that info is actually correct, those are all of his previous addresses

 

[#KillAllPedos]

Not to shit on anyone’s parade, but why bother looking for this fat retard? He’s in hiding because everyone hates him. He can’t go anywhere because he might be seen and tracked (or possibly beaten). He’s to the point where he’s talking about withholding his address from the Court and becoming a fugitive. LOL. Good luck with that buddy. If he wants to spend his days paranoid in self-imposed isolation, sitting his low rent shack, hiding his broken face behind sunglasses, yelling at his monitor, with little money, no family, no respect, no gun to commit suicide with... I say let him do it. He’s gonna fuck up eventually anyway. Might as well savor the moment he’s in.

 

[stalkerchild]

Not to shit on anyone’s parade, but why bother looking for this fat retard? He’s in hiding because everyone hates him. He can’t go anywhere because he might be seen and tracked (or possibly beaten). He’s to the point where he’s talking about withholding his address from the Court and becoming a fugitive. LOL. Good luck with that buddy. If he wants to spend his days paranoid in self-imposed isolation, sitting his low rent shack, hiding his broken face behind sunglasses, yelling at his monitor, with little money, no family, no respect, no gun to commit suicide with... I say let him do it. He’s gonna fuck up eventually anyway. Might as well savor the moment he’s in.

personally I am assuming that if he can go long enough without being doxed, he will be emboldened to start doing more gayness towards other people because of lack of consequences.

I prefer that everyone be on equal footing with there addresses. keeps things somewhat in line.

 

[GaryGrey]

I don't know much about this but is the USPS "Address Service Requested" service something we can use?

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It's just a matter of time. Either he'll tell someone and then, inevitably, turn against them, or he'll just blab it himself.

The USPS takes a GPS tagged picture of every package delivery. If his mail is forwarded just send a package then ask the post office to see the delivery picture. That will confirm where ever his forwarded address goes to. Also could just go to any post office and ask them if someone put in a mail forwarding for his old address. No idea if they will give that out but could work.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

He moved to Margaritaville.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

When was the last time we saw ol big red? If Mantsu helped finance it and left he may have had to trade it in. If he has a different vehicle that may be another reason he's confident he won't be found.

If the truck was sold it would show up on the carfax report.

 

[_squall]

Not to shit on anyone’s parade, but why bother looking for this fat retard? He’s in hiding because everyone hates him. He can’t go anywhere because he might be seen and tracked (or possibly beaten). He’s to the point where he’s talking about withholding his address from the Court and becoming a fugitive. LOL. Good luck with that buddy. If he wants to spend his days paranoid in self-imposed isolation, sitting his low rent shack, hiding his broken face behind sunglasses, yelling at his monitor, with little money, no family, no respect, no gun to commit suicide with... I say let him do it. He’s gonna fuck up eventually anyway. Might as well savor the moment he’s in.

Because it's funny. The people who fuck with him IRL are usually lolcows in their own special ways but that doesn't make him getting corn dumped on his front porch and other various antics less entertaining.

 

[6thRanger]

Sorry lads and ladies, I'm #teamRalphamale on this one. Ralph needs a few Ws to keep him dynamic and interesting. He's taken nothing but Ls lately. We need the Ralphamale in his unknown secure fortress so he can launch attacks against his enemies and generate content.

 

[Christorian X]

Memphis has daily highs in August of 92, identical to Cancun, and very high humidity as well. The main difference is that Memphis cools off for half the year, whereas Cancun is always pretty hot and you don't get much break. However, while that would be a problem for people who like to do outside things, Ralph doesn't strike me as a "go for a walk" or " work outside" kind of guy? Plenty of fat slobs living in Vegas who go from AC car to AC casino to AC apartment. With delivery services, he doesn't even need to go out for food or shopping.

Yeah, I think that seals the deal and rules out Mexico... for now. Nobody is fucking driving to Cancun. Also, leave it to Ralph to reveal his new hidey hole to his best friend and NOT warn him to keep it mum and not give out any clues. So stupid. He's in the American Southeast, and I think Arkansas or Florida are the best bets.

That being said, I do think Ralph SERIOUSLY considered Mexico before deciding against it and may have that as a backup plan.

Aside from the other evidence I posted about, there are a few other things I forgot about that indicate he was serious about this:

1. When he was detained in DC, he didn't have his drivers license and his excuse was "I don't take it with me because I'm afraid I'll lose it". However, he did have his passport with him? Who the fuck does that? Well, there is that matter of the Mexican embassy sitting in DC. I suspect he at least enquired about the possibility of residency when he went to the pro-choice rally. I can see how that went "HEEEEY, beaner faggot, come over here and bow down to my mighty All-American dollar and get me muh residency, you WHOOOOREEEE! Hold on a second... my shrooms are kicking in... let me breathe for a second... OK, beaner faggot, name me your price!"

Also, I looked into the process and while they DO have a question about "are you a felon", they don't appear to check on that other than looking to see if you have an active warrant on you. However, you could get fucked later on if you get in trouble in Mexico and they find you lied on your residency forms. But Ralph may not know that and saw the question on the form and just bitched out and gave up on that plan on the spot. Down there, yeah, you probably could pay somebody off if caught, but if they don't bite then I would imagine you would be immediately deported. What they care about most is what most countries care about: can you provide for yourself? While Ralph doesn't make as much as he pretends, he is well over the bar that Mexico sets. He can show his income from Cozy, Odysee, whatever.

This also made me think that Portugal was his first choice and that the income requirements may have been too high for him there? I don't think he went there to own Warski, I think he went there scouting for a new home.

Personally, the reason I liked the Mexico angle so much is that the comedy potential is so high! Imagine Ralph getting deported for illegal immigration from Mexico of all places. The memes would never stop. Also, I had a vision of Ralph bleating during his stream "you AYYYLAWGS will NEVER find me! Never! Do you understand me?" and all of a sudden, a mariachi band next door starts practicing.

2. Ralph was already looking for Mexican whores and found his favorite one before even going there.

3. He was looking at "do I need to learn Spanish to live in Mexico" videos.

In addition, people were ruling out Cancun due to distance and time and the assumed two hour window where he was on a plane. However, you can get a direct flight from Tampa to Cancun in under two hours. Also, I don't get the logic of "Ralph flew to Memphis to check out a house that he already knows a lot about". Why would he need to? He must have seen it before? Was he worried that the uncle didn't keep it up to Ralphamale standards of cleanliness? With the Sisco information, I think that he definitely wound up in the South somewhere. However, I think that if he did go to Memphis, that he went to a property that he hadn't seen before to check it out.

It's crazy how much I'm enjoying this thread and we haven't even gotten to the good parts yet when he is inevitably found!

While I believe he is in the US right now, I could see that he would be in hiding while trying to gain a visa to Mexico. It's possible this could be the thing that pushed Meigh out the door.

This is very cork board/red string autistic but:

FamilyTreeNow.com shows him having a landline 870-733-1705 last reported under his name in June 2022 with an address of 1509 Bangle Dr. Richmond, VA 23224 but if we follow the landline number it goes back to Sandra Ralph. Who also has a last known address of 604 Johnson Dr. West Memphis, AR 72301 after moving from the 532 Lois Marie CV address in April of 2021 which I thought was around when she died?

Generally, I don’t put too much stock in these sites, as they tend to have multiple versions of the same person as shown as ralph coming up under both ages for ralph of 42 and 36 have the same info for addresses phone numbers. However, looking at my info it was pretty accurate and showed my phone number the same way it does his. Also appears that Sandra’s cell phone might still be active.

Bonus Pantsu info as well.
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1509 Bangle Dr was Ralph's previous address before the 202 E 37th St. I keep seeing everyone point to that address and getting confused. I am going to put it into the OP.

As for the 604 Johnson Dr, I ran a background report on the address and it shows the current resident is Veronica Lakesha Johnson. It shows no Ralphs or Briggs has lived at that address.

Not to shit on anyone’s parade, but why bother looking for this fat retard? He’s in hiding because everyone hates him. He can’t go anywhere because he might be seen and tracked (or possibly beaten). He’s to the point where he’s talking about withholding his address from the Court and becoming a fugitive. LOL. Good luck with that buddy. If he wants to spend his days paranoid in self-imposed isolation, sitting his low rent shack, hiding his broken face behind sunglasses, yelling at his monitor, with little money, no family, no respect, no gun to commit suicide with... I say let him do it. He’s gonna fuck up eventually anyway. Might as well savor the moment he’s in.

Honestly I just love good puzzles as a hobby. I honestly assume he'll fuck up eventually and out himself.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Sorry lads and ladies, I'm #teamRalphamale on this one. Ralph needs a few Ws to keep him dynamic and interesting. He's taken nothing but Ls lately. We need the Ralphamale in his unknown secure fortress so he can launch attacks against his enemies and generate content.

Ralph is coming off a series of huge wins by technicality because a few of his biggest enemies have shit all over themselves and pissed themselves and slipped in the piss.

 

[Feefee81093]

This is so exciting. He could be in your neighborhood.

 

[electrician's apprentice]

It's gonna be funny seeing you guys try to detective your way to finding Ralph's house only for the retard to accidentally flash it on stream

 

[draggs]

Ralph is coming off a series of huge wins by technicality because a few of his biggest enemies have shit all over themselves and pissed themselves and slipped in the piss.

Little did they know Ralph was already down in the piss, just waiting for their slip up

 

[Christorian X]

I've updated the OP to list all of Ralph's previous known addresses in order to cut down on all the soyjaks pointing to a quite google of Ralph's name and pointing to the addresses that pop up. I'll update more soon.

On a separate, more humorous note, if the laws of physics were built on any form of humorous irony at all, Matt Jarbo would be on an Uber Eats delivery of 4 buckets of chicken and a couple bowels of gravy and unknowingly comes face to face with Ralph at his new address.

 

[Procrastinhater]

This is so exciting. He could be in your neighborhood.

I swear if I bump into the fucking Gunt while I'm at the store getting groceries I'm putting my house up for sale the same day.

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

From the Killstream w/ Mark Collet just now, Ethan said he had to run downstairs to receive a grocery delivery.

If true: 1.5/2 story home close enough to civilization for grocery delivery.

Edit: or 2nd floor or higher apartment

 

[Christorian X]

From the Killstream w/ Mark Collet just now, Ethan said he had to run downstairs to receive a grocery delivery.

If true: 1.5/2 story home close enough to civilization for grocery delivery.

Edit: or 2nd floor or higher apartment

Fantastic, we now know its multilevel and not in a heavily rural area. 320 W Danner still in the running then.

 

[ComedyEnjoyer]

This is so exciting. He could be in your neighborhood.

Will report if I run into him at the local Casino, heading up there this weekend.

 

[Got Milk!]

From the Killstream w/ Mark Collet just now, Ethan said he had to run downstairs to receive a grocery delivery.

If true: 1.5/2 story home close enough to civilization for grocery delivery.

Edit: or 2nd floor or higher apartment

Fantastic, we now know its multilevel and not in a heavily rural area. 320 W Danner still in the running then.

Don't wanna ruin anyone's good time here but he could also be in an attic of some type too. Not like a 1.5 that's a loft but a genuine 1 story and he's in the attic. The placement of the window in that drawing earlier in the thread seems extra weird if he's on a second floor. Why so high up? It would make more sense (to me) in an attic or basement. Just my thoughts.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Fantastic, we now know its multilevel and not in a heavily rural area. 320 W Danner still in the running then.

Just remember that you can't trust anything Ralph says. He could be trying to make it seem like he lives in a bigger house than he does like when he talked about his mom having her own wing of the house when she was really just in the bedroom across the hall in the crack shack.