The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt - Ethan Ralph is on the run like a greased pig telling everyone they will never find him. Inevitably, they will. Post clues and speculation here.

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I don't know much about this but is the USPS "Address Service Requested" service something we can use?

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It's just a matter of time. Either he'll tell someone and then, inevitably, turn against them, or he'll just blab it himself.

Only if Ralph listed his new address with the post office, and given that all he gets at his current address are notices from collection agencies, it's unlikely that he did.

 

[Procrastinhater]

It is possible but the areas of WV that would be cheaper for him are several 3-4 hours from Richmond. The areas of WV in the eastern panhandle that are “closer” to DC are mostly out of Gunt’s price range. (Charlestown, Harper’s Ferry, etc..). But places like Martinsburg, WV and some other areas that border Va would be cheaper for Gunt but put him a couple hundred miles away from Richmond.

I think WV is a very good possibility if he actually left the state of Virginia. Sisco is in WV and I could see him helping him to find a cheap place there.

Isn’t the Tard Fest Sisco is having in Romney, WV? They must know some guy with property wiling to host these idiots for free. Maybe he’s got some empty houses. Ralph might have gone somewhere in that vicinity but it’s truly in the middle of nowhere, but otoh would be cheap as shit and I doubt any landlords ask many questions.

He could have moved to Odd, WV.
It's an unincorporated township, hidden away, which could explain his confidence he won't be found, well within his price range.
He'd fit right in there.

 

[Archie Bunker]

I'm gonna be honest, I haven't read most of the posts in this thread. But... Well how do we know Ralph even moved?

What if he just moved his studio to another room in his house, lied about moving in the hopes people would buy it and he wouldn't get swatted while he hid in plain sight. We know how much he idolizes Jim. Hiding in plain site worked for him for years, so the gunt might think "well why not me too?"

Has there been clear confirmation he's gone? If so I'm a tard and I apologize.

This is kind of interesting. Has anyone driven by the old address to see if the truck or May's car are still out front?

he's a highly spiteful, beady-eyed, sneaky, nasty little pig

"little" only in terms of height and weiner size.

 

[Post Reply]

Good guess but his homeland is still stateside.

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Another contender:

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Another contender:
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Of that population of 8,553 how many blink both their eyes at the same time. What's the webbed toes per capita?

 

[Piethon]

When was the last time we saw ol big red? If Mantsu helped finance it and left he may have had to trade it in. If he has a different vehicle that may be another reason he's confident he won't be found.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

He could have moved to Odd, WV.
It's an unincorporated township, hidden away, which could explain his confidence he won't be found, well within his price range.
He'd fit right in there.

Moving some place remote, rural and cheap is the smartest thing Gunt could do so he def will not do it.

Gunt doesn’t have the skills for any sort of rural or remote living. He’s a shut-in but requires cheap and easy conveniences be immediately accessible at all times. His dreams seems to be to live in Vegas a annoying hellscape of bright lights, loud noises, gambling machines, drunken idiots roaming mouths agape, etc…Vegas. A place where he isn’t actually a part of any community or group but all the people and incessant activity make him feel like he is.

Gunt could never tolerate or survive in a quiet rural home. At most he would move to a cheap place on the outskirts of a shitty town but more likely he continues to live in the shittiest neighborhoods with the cheapest houses in a mid-size city or town - just like he always has. Gunt doesn’t change his habits unless he’s forced.

When was the last time we saw ol big red? If Mantsu helped finance it and left he may have had to trade it in. If he has a different vehicle that may be another reason he's confident he won't be found.

I figured part of the move might be to hide from repo men. Gunt needed someone to spilt $1100 rent with him two years ago. I don’t see him managing $800 payment plus ungodly insurance rates for very long.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't know much about this but is the USPS "Address Service Requested" service something we can use?

I suppose it's worth a try for anyone that autistic, but Ralph doesn't strike me as the kind of person who would leave a forwarding address. Why would he want to receive his unpaid bills and legal summonses?

Also I'm pretty sure the fee they're talking about is if the recipient pays a fee for the USPS to send a notice to senders of the address change. I'm not sure about that, though.

I also bet a real skip-tracer could find him easily enough with his big guntprint. Not one of those cheesy bulk operators. But that would be cheating.

 

[NicoFountaine]

I don't know much about this but is the USPS "Address Service Requested" service something we can use?

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It's just a matter of time. Either he'll tell someone and then, inevitably, turn against them, or he'll just blab it himself.

As far I know the way this works is that sorting facilities at USPS will detect the destination address having a address service requested and they will just slap the forwarding address on top of the envelope/package. That' way mail goes straight to the forwarded address and never reaches the old one.

So without USPS insider information you wouldn't know.

BUT MAYBE Ralph's former landlord could manually forward mail to him, so deploy a field agent to obtain it through social engineering or drop a package/envelope addressed to Ralph then you could retrieve it from the outbound mail? (That would be super illegal, don't fucking do it don't be stupid Ralph will dox himself eventually so just wait.)

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Memo for the Courtroom Orperator if he moves to WV: don’t wear the Murse in front of judges. They’re armed.

 

[AnOminous]

Memo for the Courtroom Orperator if he moves to WV: don’t wear the Murse in front of judges. They’re armed.

We need more judges like this.

 

[Ripe]

Another contender:
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With the way the universe works, this might not be a bad guess

 

[Got Milk!]

As far I know the way this works is that sorting facilities at USPS will detect the destination address having a address service requested and they will just slap the forwarding address on top of the envelope/package. That' way mail goes straight to the forwarded address and never reaches the old one.

So without USPS insider information you wouldn't know.

BUT MAYBE Ralph's former landlord could manually forward mail to him, so deploy a field agent to obtain it through social engineering or drop a package/envelope addressed to Ralph then you could retrieve it from the outbound mail? (That would be super illegal, don't fucking do it don't be stupid Ralph will dox himself eventually so just wait.)

There is such a thing as recalling a package. I am no expert but that's 100% a thing. There is a scanner it passes at every stop. You can watch and once it leaves the local sorting facility you can request it be recalled and it should have the forwarding on it. If someone REALLY wanted to do that. Also assumes Ralph left a forwarding address. You would have to be far enough away that it wouldn't be a 1 or 2 day thing to make sure it's caught before it goes out for delivery. The local post office would be the last scan/time to catch it. If you put it in before it gets there, you have a chance.

Or you could wait and see what PO it goes to on the tracking and try to catch it there but that's risky. If you put nothing of consequence inside and fake info outside, you could at least find the city/zip even if it physically makes it to him.

Edit: The first option does run a risk of the forwarding sticker being covered by a Return to Sender. Not impossible to get info from the lower sticker in that case but it could potentially yield nothing.

Edit 2: Post Office Stuff that is definitely not relevant to what I said.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

Only if Ralph listed his new address with the post office, and given that all he gets at his current address are notices from collection agencies, it's unlikely that he did.

Oh, this is a good point. Won't he have to change his P.O. Box if he still wishes to receive "fanmail"? TBH I don't know how that system works.

 

[Christorian X]

When you move you have to either go to the Post Office and fill out a card or go online and fill out a form to change your address as well as activate Mail Forwarding. The forwarding will last 1 year.

What does or does not get forwarded according to the USPS website:

• First-Class™ mail and periodicals (newsletters and magazines) are forwarded for free.
• Premium shipping services (Priority Mail®, Priority Mail Express®, First-Class Package®) are forwarded for free.
• Media Mail® and USPS Retail Ground® are forwarded, but you must pay the cost for shipping from your local Post Office to your temporary address.
• USPS Marketing Mail® is not forwarded.
• Please note that your change-of-address order does not automatically update any state or personal records. You’re responsible for updating your Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV), voter registration, and banking information.

Generally bills, collection notices, etc are metered mail and are 3rd class which means that there will be a short break in them getting to you until you update your address with a bank account, license, voter reg, credit card, lease, mortgage, car loan, etc. There are some primary databases businesses and the government can use to flush you out eventually.

Most likely Ralph will keep his current PO Box he has for awhile and make a monthly trip to pick it up, have it forwarded or pay someone to pick it up, box it and re-mail it to him.


On a separate note, there may be a way of determining an address of Meigh. Being that she had an RO place on Jesse PS, she would have to update her primary residence in order to keep i active as Jesse would need to know where to avoid. If Jesse were to request and update then we would get either Rochester, which tells us she's left the Gunt, Richmond which tells us she doesn't want to respond, a new address which tells us potentially where Gunt is, or she lets the order end in which case we get to laugh at Gunt.

 

[Von Wolf Demon]

The Mexican North West and South East are on a completely different level. We are talking about 115+ °F on a good day. At least the Sonoran desert is dry, but Yucatan has high humidity on Top of that; Arkansas and Virginia have got nothing on that. A region of Mexico with bearable temperatures for someone like Ralph would be central Mexico.

Memphis has daily highs in August of 92, identical to Cancun, and very high humidity as well. The main difference is that Memphis cools off for half the year, whereas Cancun is always pretty hot and you don't get much break. However, while that would be a problem for people who like to do outside things, Ralph doesn't strike me as a "go for a walk" or " work outside" kind of guy? Plenty of fat slobs living in Vegas who go from AC car to AC casino to AC apartment. With delivery services, he doesn't even need to go out for food or shopping.

If Sisco is driving down that really gives us a lot to work with. Excellent piece of information. Do you know when he is planning to do so?

Yeah, I think that seals the deal and rules out Mexico... for now. Nobody is fucking driving to Cancun. Also, leave it to Ralph to reveal his new hidey hole to his best friend and NOT warn him to keep it mum and not give out any clues. So stupid. He's in the American Southeast, and I think Arkansas or Florida are the best bets.

That being said, I do think Ralph SERIOUSLY considered Mexico before deciding against it and may have that as a backup plan.

Aside from the other evidence I posted about, there are a few other things I forgot about that indicate he was serious about this:

1. When he was detained in DC, he didn't have his drivers license and his excuse was "I don't take it with me because I'm afraid I'll lose it". However, he did have his passport with him? Who the fuck does that? Well, there is that matter of the Mexican embassy sitting in DC. I suspect he at least enquired about the possibility of residency when he went to the pro-choice rally. I can see how that went "HEEEEY, beaner faggot, come over here and bow down to my mighty All-American dollar and get me muh residency, you WHOOOOREEEE! Hold on a second... my shrooms are kicking in... let me breathe for a second... OK, beaner faggot, name me your price!"

Also, I looked into the process and while they DO have a question about "are you a felon", they don't appear to check on that other than looking to see if you have an active warrant on you. However, you could get fucked later on if you get in trouble in Mexico and they find you lied on your residency forms. But Ralph may not know that and saw the question on the form and just bitched out and gave up on that plan on the spot. Down there, yeah, you probably could pay somebody off if caught, but if they don't bite then I would imagine you would be immediately deported. What they care about most is what most countries care about: can you provide for yourself? While Ralph doesn't make as much as he pretends, he is well over the bar that Mexico sets. He can show his income from Cozy, Odysee, whatever.

This also made me think that Portugal was his first choice and that the income requirements may have been too high for him there? I don't think he went there to own Warski, I think he went there scouting for a new home.

Personally, the reason I liked the Mexico angle so much is that the comedy potential is so high! Imagine Ralph getting deported for illegal immigration from Mexico of all places. The memes would never stop. Also, I had a vision of Ralph bleating during his stream "you AYYYLAWGS will NEVER find me! Never! Do you understand me?" and all of a sudden, a mariachi band next door starts practicing.

2. Ralph was already looking for Mexican whores and found his favorite one before even going there.

3. He was looking at "do I need to learn Spanish to live in Mexico" videos.

In addition, people were ruling out Cancun due to distance and time and the assumed two hour window where he was on a plane. However, you can get a direct flight from Tampa to Cancun in under two hours. Also, I don't get the logic of "Ralph flew to Memphis to check out a house that he already knows a lot about". Why would he need to? He must have seen it before? Was he worried that the uncle didn't keep it up to Ralphamale standards of cleanliness? With the Sisco information, I think that he definitely wound up in the South somewhere. However, I think that if he did go to Memphis, that he went to a property that he hadn't seen before to check it out.

It's crazy how much I'm enjoying this thread and we haven't even gotten to the good parts yet when he is inevitably found!

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

He could have moved to Odd, WV.
It's an unincorporated township, hidden away, which could explain his confidence he won't be found, well within his price range.
He'd fit right in there.

Interesting theory but I doubt Ralph could survive rural Appalachia. He's more of an online attention whore than a teenage girl. Wireless coverage sucks and ISPs are probably just as bad. While he is white trash and may blend in on a surface level, he is an urbanite and can't be too far from certain creature comforts. He would go nuts having to drive 30 minutes to the liquor or have a meltdown that they are closed Sunday. On the plus side, it increases the chances of a DUI arc.

 

[stalkerchild]

This is very cork board/red string autistic but:

FamilyTreeNow.com shows him having a landline 870-733-1705 last reported under his name in June 2022 with an address of 1509 Bangle Dr. Richmond, VA 23224 but if we follow the landline number it goes back to Sandra Ralph. Who also has a last known address of 604 Johnson Dr. West Memphis, AR 72301 after moving from the 532 Lois Marie CV address in April of 2021 which I thought was around when she died?

Generally, I don’t put too much stock in these sites, as they tend to have multiple versions of the same person as shown as ralph coming up under both ages for ralph of 42 and 36 have the same info for addresses phone numbers. However, looking at my info it was pretty accurate and showed my phone number the same way it does his. Also appears that Sandra’s cell phone might still be active.

Bonus Pantsu info as well.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

This is very cork board/red string autistic but:

FamilyTreeNow.com shows him having a landline 870-733-1705 last reported under his name in June 2022 with an address of 1509 Bangle Dr. Richmond, VA 23224 but if we follow the landline number it goes back to Sandra Ralph. Who also has a last known address of 604 Johnson Dr. West Memphis, AR 72301 after moving from the 532 Lois Marie CV address in April of 2021 which I thought was around when she died?

Generally, I don’t put too much stock in these sites, as they tend to have multiple versions of the same person as shown as ralph coming up under both ages for ralph of 42 and 36 have the same info for addresses phone numbers. However, looking at my info it was pretty accurate and showed my phone number the same way it does his. Also appears that Sandra’s cell phone might still be active.

Bonus Pantsu info as well.
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Those sites are horseshit

 

[stalkerchild]

Those sites are horseshit

Agreed although this one isn't a people search site, it's a family tree site that also has a search function. Not that it means much but it was accurate on my info. Mostly just throwing it out there for the 604 address

Edit
There is also plenty of wrong info on all of those people as well. So not posting as definitive