The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt - Ethan Ralph is on the run like a greased pig telling everyone they will never find him. Inevitably, they will. Post clues and speculation here.

[AnOminous]

But you already know where the PO box is. Ralph would be dumb to bring a package home with out opening it 1st. Especially after you posted your amazing plan in a thread he checks constantly.

Someone tried exactly this stunt in the Weeb Wars arena (I think ThatUmbrellaGuy) with spectacularly hilarious failing results.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Gunt put a hole in the wall because he saw a house getting built and thought walls had cotton candy in them

 

[#KillAllPedos]

Think it's more about the challenge than anything else, and no a-log is gonna resist that kind of enticement.

And to be fair, Ralph's really not helping either. If he really didn't want to be found like he claims, he wouldn't be posting the challenge anyway. Tweeting out an almost-literal "Neener neener you'll never find me!" is basically the same as a friend giving you a Double-Dog Dare in 4th grade. When it comes to that level of serious business, either you get the W or you make sure no one does.


(Ultimately tho, I feel the same as you. I get the comparisons but finding the new crack shack won't yield the same results as HWNDU. We're not going to get any kino moments on camera. Only thing we'll see from Ralph's doorbell cam will be cringe and nothing else. However I also grew up with siblings, so I understand how the taunting is going to trigger that hardwired instinct to not let him enjoy being right.)


Can't wait to see who'll be the winner in this round of "Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego The Memphis Micro?"

Hey, I respect people want a challenge. But apparently Ralph thinks this is the new battle line, as if staying hidden from a few Alogs gives him a “W.” No way. Ralph for years talked a bunch of shit about how he ain’t scared of nobody, and how he wants to fight everyone. And what was the result of that? The Aylawgs drove him insane and chased him into a spider hole. Like a bitch! Running and hiding amounts to a final and definitive Loss for Ralph. So unless he’s backing up all the shit he’s talked, I don’t really care where he is. The game is over, and the Aylawgs won. Hey Ralph, if you’re reading this, don’t ever show your ugly face in public again, pussy. You’re banned. No pigs allowed.

 

[Feefee81093]

Living in hiding like a little bitch, Ralph? I thought you didn't scare

Sqeeee!

 

[CohenManischewitz]

it may have been stated already but I think Fuentes / Baked could be hiding Ralph. he could be holed up with Beardson.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

He comes from a family of absolute sidewalk dog shit on your shoe. Someone most likely got drunk and pilled up on hillbilly heroin and smashed a hole in the wall with the hammer in an inbred rage fit equivalent to tubso here hollerin so hard he forgot where he was.

Someone? It was 100% Ralph who did it when he was raging at Sandra for not handing over her SSI for big boy to buy dirt weed for his birthday.

Hey, I respect people want a challenge. But apparently Ralph thinks this is the new battle line, as if staying hidden from a few Alogs gives him a “W.” No way. Ralph for years talked a bunch of shit about how he ain’t scared of nobody, and how he wants to fight everyone. And what was the result of that? The Aylawgs drove him insane and chased him into a spider hole. Like a bitch! Running and hiding amounts to a final and definitive Loss for Ralph. So unless he’s backing up all the shit he’s talked, I don’t really care where he is. The game is over, and the Aylawgs won. Hey Ralph, if you’re reading this, don’t ever show your ugly face in public again, pussy. You’re banned. No pigs allowed.

100% Paranoid Ralph having to live in fear and hide in his sad crack shack forever is ideal. He also has to pretend his baby mama hasn’t left him.

Doxing Ralph will actually free him from his paranoia and web of lies. The longer he has to keep his head down in his hidey hole the better.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

I would absolutely love it if everybody stopped talking about shit openly and smartening Ralph up on what he needs to do to keep his opsec pure if they actually want to find his address.

But since we're all going to be faggots and smarten Ralph the fuck up, just wait until Ralph goes to DC and one of you local fags can fucking tail him home, even better if you have, I don't even fucking know why I'm about to be suggesting this considering where I'm posting, friends IRL who can tail him in other cars in case the fat fuck actually knows how to pick up a tail.

This is/was the best way to do it, and knowing that he has local alogs I don't know how the fuck it didn't happen already to be honest.

Ralph's big red machine has lost a bit of horsepower since Meigh fucked off and left, but he's unfollowable unless the tail is willing to drive ninety miles an hour for the duration, weave across multiple lanes including the shoulder of the highway while brake-checking semi-trailers and bumping coke. I'm sorry to say it @JAKL II, but I doubt anybody but the police have the wherewithal to tail the Ralphamale. That being said, Ethan ought to run the roads at over a hundred miles an hour and perform more outrageous maneuvers if he wants to keep away from the aye-lawgs.

 

[NicoFountaine]

Ralph for years talked a bunch of shit about how he ain’t scared of nobody, and how he wants to fight everyone. And what was the result of that? The Aylawgs drove him insane and chased him into a spider hole

The funniest part in all of this is how he accused daddy Gym over and over of running away from his internet antics, thinking himself above him for facing his internet life straight on (Because that's easier when you don't really have a REAL LIFe, think about it. You called your best friend someone whose name you wouldn't know if not for the blackmail folder you had on him for when he finally slighted you) and now he's the one hiding like a bitch.

 

[Got Milk!]

I thought of a theory now looking at it. The hammer and the hole below it are either one or separate incidents of ragehogging.

He may have got mad at Sandra for not buying him booze before his 21st birthday and started smashing the wall with a hammer. He left the hammer in the wall for the final blow.

It's possible the hammer was a failed attempt at hanging up a picture frame because Ralph is inept at anything. But the hole I am certain was caused by rage.

We gotta get Ralph to talk about it.

Here's your answer. Simple as.

 

[Pasta_Man]

The funniest part in all of this is how he accused daddy Gym over and over of running away from his internet antics, thinking himself above him for facing his internet life straight on (Because that's easier when you don't really have a REAL LIFe, think about it. You called your best friend someone whose name you wouldn't know if not for the blackmail folder you had on him for when he finally slighted you) and now he's the one hiding like a bitch.

well it'll still be kek when Frank Hassle turns up on Forest Lake serving some family style

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

hey what if we just do something like this but believable?
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Brilliant. Have you considered sending it to the news stations in and around richmond? Or paying to have it placed in the local paper.

I would absolutely love it if everybody stopped talking about shit openly and smartening Ralph up on what he needs to do to keep his opsec pure if they actually want to find his address.

But since we're all going to be faggots and smarten Ralph the fuck up, just wait until Ralph goes to DC and one of you local fags can fucking tail him home, even better if you have, I don't even fucking know why I'm about to be suggesting this considering where I'm posting, friends IRL who can tail him in other cars in case the fat fuck actually knows how to pick up a tail.

This is/was the best way to do it, and knowing that he has local alogs I don't know how the fuck it didn't happen already to be honest.

Smartening. RALPH. Up.
I no shit, literally, LOL'd at that.

Yeah tailing would work, bur Im too lazy to do anything but throw out ideas others might want to try. Ethel just aint worth any of my actual time, effort, or thoughts; just the random shit that pops into my head when Im reading this on the throne. Because at the end of the day thats all the memphiese gubtbelly sow is good for; keeping me from getting bored while Im dropping clones of her off at the pool.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Someone tried exactly this stunt in the Weeb Wars arena (I think ThatUmbrellaGuy) with spectacularly hilarious failing results.

No shit? Do you remember what page? That thread is eternal.

Hey, I respect people want a challenge. But apparently Ralph thinks this is the new battle line, as if staying hidden from a few Alogs gives him a “W.” No way. Ralph for years talked a bunch of shit about how he ain’t scared of nobody, and how he wants to fight everyone. And what was the result of that? The Aylawgs drove him insane and chased him into a spider hole. Like a bitch! Running and hiding amounts to a final and definitive Loss for Ralph. So unless he’s backing up all the shit he’s talked, I don’t really care where he is. The game is over, and the Aylawgs won. Hey Ralph, if you’re reading this, don’t ever show your ugly face in public again, pussy. You’re banned. No pigs allowed.

That is what makes this so fun. He's skerd. He be running. He bin hiding. He gone to ground like a sow thats mighty afeared. And when prey runs, dogs, cops, and autists gotta chase. And he'll never, stop, running.

 

[MeltyTW]

it may have been stated already but I think Fuentes / Baked could be hiding Ralph. he could be holed up with Beardson.

Like he's anne frank? Ralph idk of you know this but kiwifarmers can't really hurt you

 

[Catspajamas7]

I now think he’s at Harry Morris’s because the house he is in right now seems suburban middle class from the little we saw

 

[2lolis1cup]

Fantastic, we now know its multilevel and not in a heavily rural area. 320 W Danner still in the running then.

From the Killstream w/ Mark Collet just now, Ethan said he had to run downstairs to receive a grocery delivery.

If true: 1.5/2 story home close enough to civilization for grocery delivery.

Edit: or 2nd floor or higher apartment

I'd love the fact that ralph would become super paranoid about showing anything in his background. Just keep watching this thread little piggy. I didn't even care about you in the slightest until you said I couldn't find you. Hell I once upon a time listened to your show, but now I am rooting for the other internet retards to fuck with you. Squirm for us piggy.

 

[Got Milk!]

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I'd love the fact that ralph would become super paranoid about showing anything in his background. Just keep watching this thread little piggy. I didn't even care about you in the slightest until you said I couldn't find you. Hell I once upon a time listened to your show, but now I am rooting for the other internet retards to fuck with you. Squirm for us piggy.

I've been watching entirely too much war footage. I clicked on this picture so the video of the artillery/drone strike would play.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

I now think he’s at Harry Morris’s because the house he is in right now seems suburban middle class from the little we saw

He explicitly said that Pantsu isn't with him at the moment. If they were both in Harry's house that wouldn't make sense because Ralph wouldn't be complaining about not getting his regular doses of lattes and meat trays. Fatty is even stuck having to do his own laundry.

 

[bonusmp3]

I don't know much about this but is the USPS "Address Service Requested" service something we can use?

Hypothetically, the social engineering approach would be to call the National Number tell them you want the PO that delivers mail for the Richmond House Address to check mail forwarding and they'll give you the info and forward your call. This is where those Change of Address Order cards usually end up, or at least a note reguarding such, and any holds on mail as well, generally depending on their capacity they'll walk over to the back where they got them posted up on a wall and read you what the notes/card regarding such says. If things go south, such as if they ask his current address, you might have to use an excuse, such as stating you were inebriated and you don't know if you put Ethan, May, or just the family name Ralpha or don't know if you even filled it out, etc as appropriate and hope it works out.

Also if a bunch of people start asking about his address at the same time, that is a red flag as well as they have limited staff that for phone and checking things like this, and they will remember if they get a bunch of calls in a span of a day or even if it happens once a week, as repeatly checking a card in the back is not something they do too often.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I now think he’s at Harry Morris’s because the house he is in right now seems suburban middle class from the little we saw

I’m not getting that vibe. Seems like an older house with poorly done retrofits and work done. Who leaves such terrible looking mudding/ sloppy drywall around a switch box, even if it is in a basement?

Rochester certainly has plenty of crappy old homes in shitty hoods for rent in Gunt’s price range. I can’t see the Gunt moving to Rochester because it means he wouldn’t have total control over May. Being in Rochester gives her too many options.

Rochester would be good for May, not for Gunt, so he’d never move there.

 

[Fivehead]

non-standard double-gang plate

Doxed by plate gang

But you already know where the PO box is. Ralph would be dumb to bring a package home with out opening it 1st. Especially after you posted your amazing plan in a thread he checks constantly.

Here's what you do:
You make a nice novelty gift like, say, a custom Ethan Ralph bobblehead. Then you modify it to put a GPS tracker or an Apple AirTag or something in it and box it back up and mail it to the PO Box. The Gunt will think a fan sent it to him and bring it right back to the studio and happily display it on camera. He'll tap that bobblehead every day and smile - little does he know, however, that it's sending his exact address to aylawgs.