DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Vic Viper T301]

Phil apparently uses the colon/semicolon key as his OBS hotkey to start and stop recording. Use a function key or something, dingus.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

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Phil apparently uses the colon/semicolon key as his OBS hotkey to start and stop recording. Use a function key or something, dingus.

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Scat fetish strikes again

 

[Bored Euro Trash]

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Scat fetish strikes again

 

[Lazycunt]

So phils little comment about the drama channels being gone has really made me think he knows whos doing and might be in contact.
This is a part of Phil trying to rebrand by getting rid of old videos.

Fuck you fat faggot you will never get popular you will never get more than your 300 a day and even then that's not enough you.

 

[Robust User]

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Phil apparently uses the colon/semicolon key as his OBS hotkey to start and stop recording. Use a function key or something, dingus.

Have his streams always been this boring?

 

[Kheapathic]

I should probably forgo watching his FF7 coverage; this shit can't be good for my health... and by God he uses a lot of summons.

Have his streams always been this boring?

If he's not sperging at a paypig, yes.

Tifa goes down, Phil bitches about having to waste a Phoenix Down while looking through Cloud's magic... and the fucking Life spell is right there at the top! What the fuck is wrong with your eyes and/or mind?! Phil needs to turn on the retard options; Square saw into the future and realized people would have a hard time playing in a 3D environment and put in the system to help people like him. As for that enemy; it appears in only two screens, both in the mansion basement... fucking kill yourself Phil.

 

[Sugar Puppet]

156 of $166 from 3 people. He really needs to stop referring to what he does as 'crowd'-funding.

Well, they do say "Two's company, three's a crowd"

 

[Chernabog3000]

Little late but Phil talking about buying shit with the intention of it being future proof is hilarious.
Hey phil, how that fucking dumb coat rack or hat rack or shelf you was gonna put his wolvernine toy on hold up after you ductaped it to the fucking wall. Call papa Burnell to fix that one. FUTURE PROOF.

Didn't tha fat khat allllleedgedly bust the vaccuum yall use once or twice fucking year? Yeah, real future proof purchase genius.

Is allowing your condo to go to foreclosure futureproofing?

Was your YouTube career future proof?

Your twitch career?

Were all those investments and credit charges on travel and joypads you put towards being the 4th place at some game no one gives shit, future proof?

Buying 2 copies of the same game, 1 for a console you've blocked 90% of the player base on, now practically dropping it playing soley on 1 version. its that future proofing? Fuck is that even a sound investment?

I mean we already know how future proof that fucking pc in your closet is, case cracked before you even powered it on. Current ones shit the bed. Routine matience would of been suffice. Who knows tho maybe it'd blow up like the other shit in your house anytime youve tried cleaning.

Fuck is there anything you've spent money on thats actually lasted?

The only current thing in your life that's future proof is the servers that 400+ of your sweaty.jpeg reside. And that's not much of a saving grace. Considering it'll die shortly after your wallet leaves this earth. So I guess thats future proofing but only on the account if it being some joint suicide pact at this point.

There is no investment you've ever made that was "future proof" you've never adapted to shit personally. You don't roll with the times. You're the same silly fucking asshat you were 14 fucking years ago. You're shit is jank even when you spend top dollar. Everything you touch turns to shit eventually. In the end future proof in the context of Phil is a fucking oxymoron cause there ain't a godman thing that's "Philproof" witch is a teir below FOOLPROOF you fucking goof cause your that incredible inept at absolutely fucking everything.

I hope he gets a quality rig. It'll be that much more enjoyable when his laziness neglects the fucking thing. Couple that with his brute force fucking ignorance and it's just a matter of time until we back where we started. On level 1 bitching about pc problems. Cause even if you bought something bulletproof. Some machine that could run perpetually forever with no human intervention. You'd still manage to fuck it up. Cause while we are all living in the future. You're a fucking caveman still trying to scrape by on the same bullshit you have been since day one.

The fuck this bitch tits rant even matter. He's not gonna appreciate it regardless. Wether its the notion of someone donating something so extravagant and actually crucial for once to his business. Or the actual power of what he will nobuy that will no dounlty be beyond his mean as both a gamer and streamer.

Truth be told. This is another one of those brazen fundraising streams. He isn't getting a computer through this fucking stage play. He's gonna double dip on some dumb fucks charity and his dent heads ignorance to understand the obvious. Dudes gonna get a pc. And the 3k+ I guarantee it.

 

[Kheapathic]

1. Forests between the Mithril Mines and Junon.
2. Forests in the Gongaga area, before Cosmo Canyon (where he started this stream).
3. Forests outside Rocket Town, which is on the other side of Mount Nibel. You're getting close Phil.

As for that "beginner's trap" with the chutes... there was another exit at the bottom, that loops around and lets you go back. Phil the great explorer missed the obvious second exit, right next to the boss.

 

[Paladin Derich]

 

[Poo Twister]

Boring JRPG and wheelchairs competing for attention on the farms and Reddit by tipping Scopely. We need another Khet pic or Twitter meltdown to laugh at.

 

[Paladin Derich]

Switching to PC gaming would probably help his eyes. He has his TV so far away on the other side of the room and can barely see it - hell, I could barely see it from that far. He'd squint less with a PC and a desk.

I don't think he even needs the TV anymore. He could do everything from a single desk.

 

[Ortsnay]

Boring JRPG and wheelchairs competing for attention on the farms and Reddit by tipping Scopely. We need another Khet pic or Twitter meltdown to laugh at.

Someone on Philbert's day off needs to find him and give him a good old' gunt punch, please and thanks. I'll send you 100ml of pure Canadian maple syrup if you do.

How do you manage to look even worse each day?

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The affect of slowly but surly realizing your entire stable and financial well being is carried on the back of three to four dents that could stop at any moment for any reason because you're THE GUY and refuse to change because you're head is the size of the universe.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Phil and misusing terminology, name a more iconic pair.

We have a tendency here to assume Phil is lying when he says something that would actually help him, and to assume he's telling the truth when he says something retarded. I'm going to give benefit of the doubt here and say, I believe he's doing these powerwalks.

So he's been powerwalking outside for the past two months but is still pale as a ghost? That's the biggest argument against taking Phil's word for his new powerwalking/light jog/running regimen.

"What is my price range: I don't HAVE one!"

He doesn't have a price range because he's not using a dime of his own money.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I should probably forgo watching his FF7 coverage; this shit can't be good for my health... and by God he uses a lot of summons.


If he's not sperging at a paypig, yes.

Tifa goes down, Phil bitches about having to waste a Phoenix Down while looking through Cloud's magic... and the fucking Life spell is right there at the top! What the fuck is wrong with your eyes and/or mind?! Phil needs to turn on the retard options; Square saw into the future and realized people would have a hard time playing in a 3D environment and put in the system to help people like him. As for that enemy; it appears in only two screens, both in the mansion basement... fucking kill yourself Phil.

He plays like I did when I was a kid and the game had first come out. I spammed summons for the whole game in both FF7 and FF8. I was 9 and he is 40 years old and he plays exactly the same.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Why are those retards asking for his budget when they’re the ones making the purchase?

Phil just come right out and tell these tards to find the most expensive thing they can find and that’s what you require.

 

[Mr. Brown]

What exactly does he need his PC for in the first place? We know for a fucking fact he ain't using it for PC gaming because the dudes a complete turd. So just uploading files and shit? 500 bucks easy.

I built a non gaming PC last year for £700 that's got 32gb of ram, a decent mobo, an intel i5, and a GPU that can run 2 x 4k monitors.

Phil talking about $3000 for a PC to do recording and youtube upload is absolutely retarded.

 

[Poo Twister]

I built a non gaming PC last year for £700 that's got 32gb of ram, a decent mobo, an intel i5, and a GPU that can run 2 x 4k monitors.

Phil talking about $3000 for a PC to do recording and youtube upload is absolutely retarded.

This is ConsoomerSydePhil we're talking about here. Obviously normal Earthlings know this scam is horse shit, but this is the vortex we're talking about.

 

[Kheapathic]

He plays like I did when I was a kid and the game had first come out. I spammed summons for the whole game in both FF7 and FF8. I was 9 and he is 40 years old and he plays exactly the same.

What's annoying is if you play any of them for a length of time; you can feel out certain patterns and shit in how the games are. Outside of a few dungeons and three enemy skills, very little is missable in FF7, the game is very lenient with things. Unless you're a dent or actual child (like a nine year old), things shouldn't be as difficult as he's making them out to be. Especially in FF7, where you can click a button that will label every screen exit/ladder; or in battle where every unique character is labeled, and you can turn on the extra information box to see a scanned enemies HP, or who you're targeting with an attack/spell/item, like when he was fucking up on trying to revive Tifa. There are legitimate things in the game to help you, but Phil just bitches and whines. And seriously, there isn't anything wrong with using the help, because some screens do have exits that aren't obvious, and if you're not a sperg who's familiar with the game (like me), you can miss things.

 

[clownpiss]

Is he doing a special fundraising PC for this computer because he needs the daily tips goal to be hit just to get by aka meet his wwe champions quota, did he just claim hes been saving money and has enough disposable money for however much the pc will cost?

And is he really going to put a PC together? It's not hard but there is no way he is going to put a PC together

I haven't been around and wasn';t able to figure out going through the pages from the last week.