Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[The Un-Clit]

but they are gay

They are gay, and Cherie wrote them gay not even noticing until we pointed it out - repeatedly. You know what her subconcious really wanted to say with these two.

 

[XYZpdq]

What if we think outside the box
WoggieFroggie can have a relationship, but a new style of relationship, one as unique and special (and hetero) as them

Young
And
Great

They're totally yag, and seeking vag

 

[The Last Stand]

I've now done what I had intended to do originally, and I have changed all the instances in the third movie of when it looked even remotely like Wogglebug and Frogman might be gay because they are not. I have changed the hug when they meet to a handshake. ANd they are no longer actually clasping hands during the song sequence, either. As you can see here:

You can call me homophobic all you want to. I just don't care.

Their friendship is like Damon and Pythias from Greek mythology, friends like brothers.

You only hate gay people because they are happier than you with your Wogglebug fetish.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I'm not going to listen to you.

And yet you're responding to me so you must have. Funny how that works.

And as I said before, I do at least have my co-writer to assist me, and I know he has a girlfriend at least.

Well that's a pointless comment.

And, honestly, if you are so certain I can't write any sort of romance story at all, then why are you insisting I've written anything remotely like a romance between the Frogman and Wogglebug?

Ah you're missing the point. That explains a lot. Let me give you an example of what I'm talking about here. Years ago I used to troll one of the biggest ponyfag sites out there and became rather notorious for critiquing people's work. The biggest thing that you'd always find were stories written by hormonal teens about boning their favorite pony. Disgust and questions of, "you honestly want to put your penis inside one of those things" aside you could always tell those that had sex, or a relationship, from those that had never done it before. It usually came down to descriptions and how the whole thing went down. It's been dubbed "IKEA sex" because it's overly mechanical and usually comes down to descriptions of "insert tab A into slot B and repeat as necessary". That's the point I'm making. You want to write romance between Woggie and the Beetle Princess but don't know the first thing about it but think you have it all figured out. I mean, not to get personal here, but have you ever kissed a guy? If you've never kissed a guy or been kissed then how do you write it? If you've never planned out a romantic date for your honey, then how would you write about it? If you don't know the roiling emotions and passion and feelings that go into this how can you write about it? Your only solution is to either go out and do it, or read what others have written on the subject and use that as inspiration. But then you're not using your voice or words. You're using their voice.

As for how you've written Woggie and Froggie as being gay lovers it's easy. You wrote it and hid it all in subtext because you're incompetent. You don't know how people work so your work winds up being either derivative of something else or just off. That's how Woggie and Froggie became gay lovers. It's because of how you wrote and animated it. Not your intention obviously but that's how it came out.

I'll have you know I am certainly not homosexual myself.

That's nice. I really don't care one way or another but I do question why you'd have said this? I mean at no point did I assume you were or insinuate you were. Which just makes it odd and... maybe a sign that you're trying to hide something. Do you think gay people are icky or evil or need to be corrected somehow?

And to be perfectly honest I'm not really attracted to either gender.

I guess you've never been kissed then. And that also explains a lot. So my suggestion? Have your co-writer write the romance parts in your idiom. It probably won't be any good but at least it won't come off like some tryhard.

I will at least try to think of some way to include the Wogglebug mentioning that he and the Frogman are NOT in love with each other in one of my upcoming movies, in addition to the upcoming Visual Podcast episode.

More of this. The more you have them say that they're not gay and having mad buttsex all the time the more people will think they are. Unless you can think of some organic way to infuse your story with this message it's going to come off as them trying to stay in the closet.

I can already tell you how it'll go: Woggy arrives to the princess' castle, he's being his usual pompous asshole cracking unfunny jokes and she falls for him the moment she sees him. Their relationship is never tested, never develops in any significant way and they never face any real hardships but the characters tell the audience how great it is.

Perfect. It will fit in with the rest of the tone deaf script.

 

[WogglebugLover]

"I'M LITERALLY PERFECT"

Long-time lurker, I know this is normal for her but holy shit- You really believe you're just that damn brilliant, eh? I'm reminded of a certain someone...

I know I am NOT perfect. I just mean that I accept myself just the way I am, and I don't wish to change anything about me.

I can already tell you how it'll go: Woggy arrives to the princess' castle, he's being his usual pompous asshole cracking unfunny jokes and she falls for him the moment she sees him. Their relationship is never tested, never develops in any significant way and they never face any real hardships but the characters tell the audience how great it is.

No, that is far from what I have in mind. And I will do my absolute best to make sure none of the story comes across like that.

They are gay, and Cherie wrote them gay not even noticing until we pointed it out - repeatedly. You know what her subconcious really wanted to say with these two.

No, they are not gay. My subconscious never wanted them to be gay at all. And I will explain through them what I really have always in mind for what their relationship is meant to be.

Ah you're missing the point. That explains a lot. Let me give you an example of what I'm talking about here. Years ago I used to troll one of the biggest ponyfag sites out there and became rather notorious for critiquing people's work. The biggest thing that you'd always find were stories written by hormonal teens about boning their favorite pony. Disgust and questions of, "you honestly want to put your penis inside one of those things" aside you could always tell those that had sex, or a relationship, from those that had never done it before. It usually came down to descriptions and how the whole thing went down. It's been dubbed "IKEA sex" because it's overly mechanical and usually comes down to descriptions of "insert tab A into slot B and repeat as necessary". That's the point I'm making. You want to write romance between Woggie and the Beetle Princess but don't know the first thing about it but think you have it all figured out. I mean, not to get personal here, but have you ever kissed a guy? If you've never kissed a guy or been kissed then how do you write it? If you've never planned out a romantic date for your honey, then how would you write about it? If you don't know the roiling emotions and passion and feelings that go into this how can you write about it? Your only solution is to either go out and do it, or read what others have written on the subject and use that as inspiration. But then you're not using your voice or words. You're using their voice.

As for how you've written Woggie and Froggie as being gay lovers it's easy. You wrote it and hid it all in subtext because you're incompetent. You don't know how people work so your work winds up being either derivative of something else or just off. That's how Woggie and Froggie became gay lovers. It's because of how you wrote and animated it. Not your intention obviously but that's how it came out.

I guess you've never been kissed then. And that also explains a lot. So my suggestion? Have your co-writer write the romance parts in your idiom. It probably won't be any good but at least it won't come off like some tryhard.

No, I have never been kissed in any romantic way at all. And I also admit that using inspiration from what I've seen in movies, or from other people's fanfictions was how I always wrote romance before. And my co-writer and I will make sure the Beetle Princess movie comes across in the right way and as much like a real love story as possible. And yes, I do plan for the Wogglebug and Beetle Princess to share a kiss in it.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

No, that is far from what I have in mind. And I will do my absolute best to make sure none of the story comes across like that.

Well, can't wait to see the results.

 

[Unexpected Genitals]

Can't wait to see this bisexual interspecies polycule come together!

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Do you think gay people are icky or evil or need to be corrected somehow?

I think Cynthia’s stance against the homosexual agenda is pretty clear at this point.

No, I have never been kissed in any romantic way at all.

 

[Kongo-Müller]

To drive the message home, what about a scene where Wogglebug kneels down, busts out his crucifix and begins to pray the gay away?

Alternatively, let Wogglebug hang up a poster of the beetle princess in all her hyperfeminine glory, then have him stare at it as he meditates and keeps chanting "STAY STRAIGHT" as he rubs his Wogglebug medaillon.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I think Cynthia’s stance against the homosexual agenda is pretty clear at this point.

Yeah like Chris-Chan's view. First homos were icky and he wanted nothing to do with them going as far as to create an antidote to homosexuality from his own blood. Then he became a lesbian transwoman and realized he had to accept them because that's what everybody in the LGBTQWTFBBQZ28+ world does. Cynthia doesn't like gay people and she's forcing Woggie and Froggie to be straight while all the while showing how totally gay they are because she has no idea what she's doing.

To drive the message home, what about a scene where Wogglebug kneels down, busts out his crucifix and begins to pray the gay away?

Alternatively, let Wogglebug hang up a poster of the beetle princess in all her hyperfeminine glory, then have him stare at it as he meditates and keeps chanting "STAY STRAIGHT" as he rubs his Wogglebug medaillon.

Perfect. Have him sit there with an Optimus Prime toy on his lap, while talking about how much he loves boobies and vaginas. That'll convince everybody he's 100% straight.

No, I have never been kissed in any romantic way at all.

No surprise there.

And I also admit that using inspiration from what I've seen in movies, or from other people's fanfictions was how I always wrote romance before.

And that's part of the problem. Look I know you think I'm being harsh but I don't believe in sugar coating words. Everybody that knows me knows that if they want to tell me something they had better just come right out and tell me the truth no matter how hurtful it is. In using their words you're taking away your own. It's no longer your story when you do so. You need to develop your own voice when it comes to these things and the best way to do so is to experience it yourself.

And my co-writer and I will make sure the Beetle Princess movie comes across in the right way and as much like a real love story as possible.

How would you know? Without ever having felt it before it's going to come off as weird. It's like that scene in the 40 Year Old Virgin where Steve Carell, the virgin in question, tries to describe what a boob feels like.

Until you've felt one, it's not that easy to describe it. So without knowing how romance goes, how would you know how it feels?

And yes, I do plan for the Wogglebug and Beetle Princess to share a kiss in it.

Oh yeah. That will totally prove to us that he's not gay in the least.

You do know that gay men can kiss women and that doesn't magically turn them straight right?

 

[WogglebugLover]

Yeah like Chris-Chan's view. First homos were icky and he wanted nothing to do with them going as far as to create an antidote to homosexuality from his own blood. Then he became a lesbian transwoman and realized he had to accept them because that's what everybody in the LGBTQWTFBBQZ28+ world does. Cynthia doesn't like gay people and she's forcing Woggie and Froggie to be straight while all the while showing how totally gay they are because she has no idea what she's doing.


Perfect. Have him sit there with an Optimus Prime toy on his lap, while talking about how much he loves boobies and vaginas. That'll convince everybody he's 100% straight.


No surprise there.


And that's part of the problem. Look I know you think I'm being harsh but I don't believe in sugar coating words. Everybody that knows me knows that if they want to tell me something they had better just come right out and tell me the truth no matter how hurtful it is. In using their words you're taking away your own. It's no longer your story when you do so. You need to develop your own voice when it comes to these things and the best way to do so is to experience it yourself.


How would you know? Without ever having felt it before it's going to come off as weird. It's like that scene in the 40 Year Old Virgin where Steve Carell, the virgin in question, tries to describe what a boob feels like.

Until you've felt one, it's not that easy to describe it. So without knowing how romance goes, how would you know how it feels?


Oh yeah. That will totally prove to us that he's not gay in the least.

You do know that gay men can kiss women and that doesn't magically turn them straight right?

I just don't care what you think or what you say. I will see to it that the Beetle Princess movie is made and taht its script is well written even if I have to hire more than one co-writer for it. I just have to actually get this movie made even though I myself may more than likely just never experience actual romance for myself in my whole life (for all I know now). The Beetle Princess movie is very important to the Woggleug series, too important to be left out.

And now I'd like to mention I am about to fulfill an order for my Fiverr gig in which the Wogglebug gives a short speech about how he and the Frogman are NOT gay. Although I suspect one of you on here might possibly have made the order, and I don't know which one. And the Wogglebug's voice actor never complained about it at all. He just recorded it as it was written was all he did.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

To drive the message home, what about a scene where Wogglebug kneels down, busts out his crucifix and begins to pray the gay away?

I'm afraid Cynthia hates Christians as much as she hates gays.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I just don't care what you think or what you say. I will see to it that the Beetle Princess movie is made and taht its script is well written even if I have to hire more than one co-writer for it. I just have to actually get this movie made even though I myself may more than likely just never experience actual romance for myself in my whole life (for all I know now). The Beetle Princess movie is very important to the Woggleug series, too important to be left out.

And now I'd like to mention I am about to fulfill an order for my Fiverr gig in which the Wogglebug gives a short speech about how he and the Frogman are NOT gay. Although I suspect one of you on here might possibly have made the order, and I don't know which one. And the Wogglebug's voice actor never complained about it at all. He just recorded it as it was written was all he did.

You say that but you also took the time to answer me to tell me you don't care what I think. Meaning you DO care what I think. Somebody who didn't care would ignore it and move on. Q.E.D.

Of course he recorded it. That's what you're paying him for. That's the point of Fiverr. Do you think any of these people are in any position to turn down a gig?

And the more Woggie and Froggie deny it the more obvious they're hiding something. It's like if somebody called me gay I'd laugh in their face and that's it. I don't need to prove myself to them. I know I'm not gay and I'm attracted to women. Don't believe me? Ask my wife. We've been together for almost 15 years now. If anybody knows me it's her. The only reason we say Woggie and Froggie are gay is because your movie SHOWS THEM AS BEING GAY. This is something that came from what YOU put out. If it wasn't there we wouldn't say a thing about it but there you go.

You don't understand it because of your autism and the fact you've never been kissed, been in a relationship or had sex. The rest of us who have can see it plain as day. That and the subtext that's woven into it. Woggie and Froggie are gay because YOU wrote them that way. Having them deny it... is the same as Ted Haggard a disgraced preacher saying that he was 100% straight even after being caught in a motel room with a gay prostitute. It's obvious what was going on and saying he's not gay but they were only smoking meth and masturbating together isn't helping matters.

You don't want Woggie and Froggie to be gay then stop writing them as if they were. You really need to learn about subtext and coded messages because your work is full of them.

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

I know I am NOT perfect. I just mean that I accept myself just the way I am, and I don't wish to change anything about me.

Just going to circle back to this, because holy shit Cynth. If you know you’re not perfect then why would you accept these imperfections without saying ‘ya know, maybe this is behavior I can change’? There are some ‘imperfections’ that we simply can not change and have to learn to accept, like appearances (not including weight or hygiene), but I assume we’re talking about behavioral issues here. Part of being a responsible, self reflective adult is recognizing our mistakes or bad habits and working to fix those.

For example, I sometimes get into autistic arguments with other users here, or on other forums. Recently I’ve asked myself ‘Muammar, is this a productive use of your time?’, the answer is obviously no, and it makes me look bad to boot. So now I do something more relaxing, like reading, working on a hobby, or watching tv with my wife. Nobody is perfect, we are far from it, but that doesn’t mean we should just be like ‘whelp, I am what I am’, and continue our bad habits. If you could would you lose more weight? Not procrastinate as much? Learn to cook or clean? Your situation is one of your creation, and your ‘this is fine’ attitude keeps it perpetually stagnant. It’s intellectually lazy and childish, riding off of some ‘positivity/self love’ message that’s only suitable for people who can’t be arsed to try.

 

[Picklechu]

Oh yeah, that new Osomatsu-san movie I mentioned? It involves the sextuplets going on an adventure to find a wish-granting fruit. Perhaps you should tell your fans to watch that instead.

The Wogglebug can also be a wish-granting fruit, as long as your wish is for him to grow to be exactly 50' tall and breath fire to battle kaiju, then celebrating his victory by having raunchy buttsex with his husband, Frogman.

It's just that I've got my heart set on making the Wogglebug and Beetle Princess love story movie and I want that made loud and clear. And also, that I wouldn't make such a movie if the Wogglebug and Frogman were gay. If they were I would have them get married instead. But that's not the case.

Translation: "The Beetle Princess is one of my self-inserts, along with Sylvie and the talk show host, and I want that woggledong."

Alas, Mr. Homosexual Male Wogglebug, Throbbing Erection, is a proud gay male, and would never bang a woman, even if she happens to be an "excellent person" (which I guess means someone who dropped out of high school, drank soda until her teeth rotted out of her skull, tells people to kill themselves, never leaves her apartment, has mommy and auntie taking care of her nearly into her forties, has never had a job...)

This is the single most deluded and demonstrably false thing you have said on this thread in its 8 years of existence. There are multiple entire sagas, documented here, of you being scammed, the users here warning you about it, you ignoring their advice, only to later say you have cut contact with the scammer entirely.

It is one of the reasons why no one can truly appreciate this thread unless they read it all from the start through the present...this reoccurrence of gullibility and the failure to ever admit it when it reoccurs.

And it will keep happening until one day Cherie has been taken to a group home, where she won't be allowed to access the internet and they put pills in her applesauce. Pray as she might to Wogglebug, he will not come to save her.

I know I am NOT perfect. I just mean that I accept myself just the way I am, and I don't wish to change anything about me.

I'm pretty sure that you've literally said that you want to become rich and famous for your terrible movies, which would be a fairly significant change.

You've also tried other changes - anyone else remember the magic diet pills and BioTrust goop? - and given up almost instantly. Not only that, but in your incredibly sad and hilarious "Wogglebug Visits Me" video, you admitted that you sit around all day by yourself bored and watching TV; are you really happy being a nearly 40 year-old, completely unsuccessful and uneducated shut-in who gets scammed constantly and has no plan whatsoever for when mommy is gone?

 

[XYZpdq]

The Wogglebug can also be a wish-granting fruit

oh, you

 

[Trombonista]

The Wogglebug can also be a wish-granting fruit, as long as your wish is for him to grow to be exactly 50' tall and breath fire to battle kaiju, then celebrating his victory by having raunchy buttsex with his husband, Frogman.

Now I want the sextuplets to replace the five captains in the Wisdom Keys movie.

 

[Miss Misery]

I know I am NOT perfect. I just mean that I accept myself just the way I am, and I don't wish to change anything about me.

Do you not understand that the best part of being a human is the ability to learn and grow and change and BE BETTER?

Apparently not, you're perfectly happy being a retard obsessed with a cockroach who is so ignorant and stupid that she gets taken in by Nigerian scammers and then insists that she's never been scammed. Not to mention falling for the incessant trolling and the fact that you are constantly wasting taxpayer funds as well as your mother's money.

Accepting yourself for who you are doesn't mean you can't try be a better person and it's not an excuse to be a lazy fuckwit.

 

[WogglebugLover]

The Wogglebug can also be a wish-granting fruit, as long as your wish is for him to grow to be exactly 50' tall and breath fire to battle kaiju, then celebrating his victory by having raunchy buttsex with his husband, Frogman.


Translation: "The Beetle Princess is one of my self-inserts, along with Sylvie and the talk show host, and I want that woggledong."

Alas, Mr. Homosexual Male Wogglebug, Throbbing Erection, is a proud gay male, and would never bang a woman, even if she happens to be an "excellent person" (which I guess means someone who dropped out of high school, drank soda until her teeth rotted out of her skull, tells people to kill themselves, never leaves her apartment, has mommy and auntie taking care of her nearly into her forties, has never had a job...)


And it will keep happening until one day Cherie has been taken to a group home, where she won't be allowed to access the internet and they put pills in her applesauce. Pray as she might to Wogglebug, he will not come to save her.


I'm pretty sure that you've literally said that you want to become rich and famous for your terrible movies, which would be a fairly significant change.

You've also tried other changes - anyone else remember the magic diet pills and BioTrust goop? - and given up almost instantly. Not only that, but in your incredibly sad and hilarious "Wogglebug Visits Me" video, you admitted that you sit around all day by yourself bored and watching TV; are you really happy being a nearly 40 year-old, completely unsuccessful and uneducated shut-in who gets scammed constantly and has no plan whatsoever for when mommy is gone?

You may call the Beetle Princess my self-insert if you wish. But I will still go through with the movie of her romance with the Wogglebug. And the Wogglebug is not gay as long as I don't want him to be, because he isn't real.

And starting as soon as I can tomorrow, I plan to talk to my mom and my aunt about forming a plan to keep me from ever going to a group home, including after they are both gone. I won't actually let them see this website though and I won't mention it by name, either.

 

[Miss Misery]

You may call the Beetle Princess my self-insert if you wish. But I will still go through with the movie of her romance with the Wogglebug. And the Wogglebug is not gay as long as I don't want him to be, because he isn't real.

And starting as soon as I can tomorrow, I plan to talk to my mom and my aunt about forming a plan to keep me from ever going to a group home, including after they are both gone. I won't actually let them see this website though and I won't mention it by name, either.

If he isn't real then why does it matter if he's gay or not?

Good luck with your mom and aunt, I hope they make plans to put you into the very best crooked home our money can buy.