Artcow Blobby and Friends / The new adventures of Blobby the Blobfish, Monkey and Lily - When the exploded dead fish makes political statements, has underwear merch for everyday social injustice

What will the new Blobby comic be about?

  • Abortion is queer people's issue

    Votes: 281 38.4%
  • Nigger lives matter

    Votes: 233 31.9%
  • Fish corpse with a knife to fight against injustice and oppression

    Votes: 270 36.9%
  • Go grrrl

    Votes: 150 20.5%
  • Yaoi bait

    Votes: 178 24.4%
  • Dyke bait

    Votes: 163 22.3%
  • Immigration

    Votes: 116 15.9%
  • Tranny rights

    Votes: 325 44.5%

  • Total voters
    731
new edits, hope you'll enjoy it
blobby finally doing his part
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a small edit of faggy asexual comic
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It isn't like hating immigrants is a uniquely American thing. Only over the course of several years we've established a reputation as the country that's open to everyone so when we don't live up to our own hype people get assmad that we're just like any other country.
I think it is people get more precious about the USA being mostly an immigrant population, so when later waves show up, any objection is written off as hypocritical.
 
One or more of the Blobby creators has mommy issues (as if that wasn’t obvious enough)? The plot thickens! Can’t help but wonder what his mom would even say about half of these comics.
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What…is the message here? Straight people/men bad?
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I know there’s an argument to be made, but given the existence of “queerplatonic” and people insisting that men can NEVER be close without being GAYE I’m once again reminded of this.
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Want some body horror? If I’m not mistaken, a blobfish’s “nose” is actually its distended forehead from decompression damage!
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Right where he belongs. Maybe he could feed the homeless with his corpse.
 

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Anyone guess why they have their mom blocked
Parent issues: A tale as old as time with these people.
Because she disagrees with their political views. That's probably why.
I'll do you guys one better and posit that the mom is a hypocritical narcissistic Karen. Might also disagree politically, although there's narcs on both sides of the aisle.

It has me wondering, though, if the Mom is a conservative, what would have happened to blobby and their political evolution if the mom was a crunchy granola hippie narcissist.
 
I want to dropkick anyone that spouts the "evil stores destroying good food for no good reason" freegan bullshit. Food is thrown in dumpsters because it is spoiled and cannot be safely sold, and then it is rendered inedible to prevent bums from eating it and suing the store for leaving bad food where they could obtain it. It's sad that people have to resort to that, but the alternative is a bunch of hippies trying to make a payday off of their own decision to eat something that had been sitting in a hot dumpster for hours.
 
I want to dropkick anyone that spouts the "evil stores destroying good food for no good reason" freegan bullshit. Food is thrown in dumpsters because it is spoiled and cannot be safely sold, and then it is rendered inedible to prevent bums from eating it and suing the store for leaving bad food where they could obtain it. It's sad that people have to resort to that, but the alternative is a bunch of hippies trying to make a payday off of their own decision to eat something that had been sitting in a hot dumpster for hours.
Shit, you’re right. Fresh and unopened, huh? More like Blobby’s bouta get a mouthful of rock-hard stale doughnut or hot dogs that are crawling with bacteria.
 
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