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What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?


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Woggle, I'm very happy that you're comfortable with yourself.

I'm still struggling to wrap my head around why you're incapable of living on your own. People are giving you shit but you clearly aren't intellectually disabled, just naive and inexperienced. I know quite a few people on the spectrum, with your level of occupational skills (can only make food in a microwave, etc.) who still manage to live independently and hold down a job. Is it just codependence with your mother and all of these aunts? Why are all of you taking it as a given that you'll be put up indefinitely by random relatives?

Do you regularly interact with anyone outside of your immediate family?
 
I do not weigh 300lbs. I never did. I never will. As I was very thin for most of my life until around 2017. And I fully intend to get back to being in shape again before I reach the age of 40. At the moment I'm still a little less than 220lbs.

Otherwise, she either brings me takeout food, or I make something for myself, and I know how to use a microwave and so I always keep a supply of frozen dinners in the freezer.
Subsisting on takeout and TV dinners is a very interesting tactic how to get back into shape. I wonder why I never thought of it.
 
His voice actor is apparently (I suspect Patrick is Catholic) but that just isn't the same.
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You're a dolt...
However, whenever we move as long as the washer and dryer I have won't be located in the basement as they are now, I will likely be willing to do it all on my own.
What difference would the washer and dryer being in the basement make to you doing your own laundry?
Doesn't mamma Hapney let you go down there in the same way that she forbids you from opening the front door?
She sees me more as how I see myself.
Well then you must see yourself as a 300lb child incapable of traversing a basement or using the stove...
I'm sure it's safe to say I won't ever be going to a group home in my whole life. My family and I will likely move to where my cousin and his family lives in a few more years and I'll still live independantly but still be well taken care of also.
I'm sure it's safe to say that you have no concrete way of knowing that, since you did everything to avoid bringing it up in conversation.
Going by your previous correspondence with your mom she seems to blow smoke up your ass and just tell you what you want to hear (basically lie) so as not to frighten you and to keep you calm, like what a parent would do with a small child going for a needle at the doctors or not telling them about the vegetables in the Lasagna...

What guarantee do you have (besides ma Hapney placating you) that your cousins will take you in and "fulfill certain needs" for you?
Are bills included? Will this cousin be paying for your internet electricity and water usage? What about buying food? Will he also be doing the cooking? The laundry? Booking doctors appointments for you? Cleaning up and washing dishes while you use his bandwidth and electricity while sitting on his property contributing less than nothing but early 2000s looking machinima and flatulence? Who is paying for all this? Him?! I fucking doubt it sunshine!
Your aunt I can understand being that she is his mother and he may want to have her live with them in her old age, but momma and you...

What the hell does your cousin have to say about all this? When did you last interact with them yourself face to face? Have you even met them?
Will they be at all compensated for babysitting a grown ass woman for the remainder of his/her natural life?
Where the fuck is mama H pulling all this from?!
Or is your mom just planning on preying on your cousin's and aunt's supposed good will as family by just turning up one day with you in a taxi and just straight up refusing to leave because y'all are kin or some such entitled horseshit?
Sounds about right...
 
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It's really funny that she continues to fist-pound over the Wogglebug not being gay while at the same time wanting to make him and her "movie franchise" popular. Does she not realize that if, by some tiny tiny chance in hell, it did become popular, there would be people shipping him with Frogman against her wishes anyway.
 
As far as I know my cousin is aware of these plans and that he invited us to there, if it becomes possible for us to do so in a few years.

And I just simply don't like going down into my basement these days.

And my new plan to lose weight actually involves taking "soft gels" made by Dr. Steven Gundry who I know can be trusted. And I'm sure if you look him up you will find it to be true.

And even if suppose my when my franchise becomes popular (it's certainly on its way to being so) people did ship Wogglebug and Frogman for some sick twisted reason known only to them, why couldn't I still at least have it as my cannon that they are straight best friends and the Wogglebug marries the Beetle Princess just before the ending? I don't see why not.

And you all should not be so judgmental of me and, or my family.
 
I don't wish to change anything about me.

I have never been kissed in any romantic way at all

I myself may more than likely just never experience actual romance for myself in my whole life (for all I know now)

You ever wonder if these things are connected?

I'll still live independantly but still be well taken care of also.

And just so you know, Patrick works for me for free
You ever wonder if maybe, instead of only taking from others, you should start providing for them in some manner?
 
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Woggie is no Christian any more than I am. His voice actor is apparently (I suspect Patrick is Catholic) but that just isn't the same.
Are you saying Catholicism isn’t the same as Christianity? No Cynth, it is very much the same. Catholicism is the first major form of Christianity (along with the Orthodox Church), and the church from which the majority of western Christian denominations descend from. Either way, saying marriage is only between a man and woman is very much so a Christian belief, most atheists do not subscribe to this line of thought. You have to be aware of what your character says, even if it’s a commission.
I do not weigh 300lbs. I never did. I never will. As I was very thin for most of my life until around 2017. And I fully intend to get back to being in shape again before I reach the age of 40. At the moment I'm still a little less than 220lbs.
Humor, Cynth, humor. That being said I’m sure you’ve been pushing it before. As I’ve said earlier, don’t claim that you’re happy the way you are whilst also trying to lose weight. Nobody is perfect and it’s ok to admit that.
I don't actually have an older sister anymore, if you will remember. And as far as I have ever known, my mother never married my father at all. Before or after I was born. And I don't recall ever seeing them in love with each other, either. They mostly just had a working relationship.
If they never married did you ever have a sister to begin with? So your parents were fuck buddies? I have a working relationship with many women, but I certainly don’t sleep with them, doing so is also a bad idea as far as workplace productivity. Don’t tell people that, it makes your mum look bad.
My mother doesn't cook for me all the time, or every day. Only once every other week or so, and only a certain thing I like. Otherwise, she either brings me takeout food, or I make something for myself, and I know how to use a microwave and so I always keep a supply of frozen dinners in the freezer. And I do know how to do laundry as I learned when I first moved out and did my own for a while. But then what happened was my aunt started taking my laundry and doing for me because she insisted on it, and now it's my mom who does it and I just got used to that. However, whenever we move as long as the washer and dryer I have won't be located in the basement as they are now, I will likely be willing to do it all on my own. And there isn't an actual plan to move to where my cousins live at the moment. As my mom said we must at least 1 to 5 years and just hang in there until then. But if we did, we wouldn't be living directly with them. Just close to their house and on their property they now have. And I wouldn't live in no one's attic, but have at least my own personal space located in the same house as my mom and aunt, as she explained to me.
Then stop being lazy ffs. If you can cook and clean, but refuse to it’s just sheer laziness, no excuses. Also if you want to loose weight nix the fast food and Stouffer’s. Tell your mother to get you some healthy food to cook next time she’s at Kroger. You will never loose weight eating that garbage that you’re currently eating. One can easily make their own frozen dinners. On the topic of your cousin, you will essentially be living with him if he pays for your utilities and takes care of you the way your mum does (which he won’t). Doesn’t matter if you’re in his house or the shed out back. It’s shameful to put that burden on a family man.

Insightful though, thanks Cherie.

As far as I know my cousin is aware of these plans and that he invited us to there, if it becomes possible for us to do so in a few years.

And I just simply don't like going down into my basement these days.

And my new plan to lose weight actually involves taking "soft gels" made by Dr. Steven Gundry who I know can be trusted. And I'm sure if you look him up you will find it to be true.

And even if suppose my when my franchise becomes popular (it's certainly on its way to being so) people did ship Wogglebug and Frogman for some sick twisted reason known only to them, why couldn't I still at least have it as my cannon that they are straight best friends and the Wogglebug marries the Beetle Princess just before the ending? I don't see why not.

And you all should not be so judgmental of me and, or my family.
Sorry for the double post my fellow Kiwis.

1. Are you afraid of the basement?
2. Dr. Gundry. No, no, no. Cherie he’s a quack and has been pushing bullshit for years. I’m sure you’ve found numerous luminous articles about him, but here’s a Protip: if a doctor wants to sell you something, then you probably shouldn’t take his advice. The dude has been investigated for fraud numerous times. Stop believing everything you read online, it’s insanely gullible. Nothing will replace diet and exercise.

 
And I told you, I didn't actually write the words for Woggie in that particular video because it was for a Fiverr order taht @Andrew Neiman placed.
I'm very flattered, but you're giving me too much credit! I couldn't have written those words without the joyful inspiration provided by the Wogglebug franchise you created. And the voice actor's performance added extra layers of depth and nuance. You really get a sense of how indignant the Wogglebug is about the false accusations of trolls.
 
Remember months back when I predicted she just ate microwaved food all the time? Unsurprised but sad to see it confirmed. I cant help but wonder how many vitamin deficiencies she has. The fact that she defends herself by stating that she knows how to use a microwave, but not say, how to actually cook like with a stovetop or an oven is so telling. Shes probably banned from her mother from using sharp knives. Also, terminally autistic kidults always tend to have their tastebuds frozen around that of 7 years olds for some reason. They basically like sickly sweet things and fear complex flavors and spice. What a nightmare.

As for her basement issue, I think we know what that is:
 
His voice actor is apparently (I suspect Patrick is Catholic) but that just isn't the same.
You do know that Catholics are Christians. It's a big umbrella where everybody who believes in Jesus Christ and follows his teachings are gathered. I know a lot of Christians like to say that Catholics aren't but that's because they tend to interpret Christianity as being what they personally believe and not necessarily what Jesus taught.

As I was very thin for most of my life until around 2017. And I fully intend to get back to being in shape again before I reach the age of 40. At the moment I'm still a little less than 220lbs.
How convenient that you were thin BEFORE you started making your videos. It's almost like you can't even lie properly. Pics or it didn't happen and you've always been fat. And if you think all it takes for you to lose the weight is exercise then you've got another thing coming. Proper diet is also necessary. Without it, you're just spinning your wheels.

My mother doesn't cook for me all the time, or every day. Only once every other week or so, and only a certain thing I like. Otherwise, she either brings me takeout food, or I make something for myself, and I know how to use a microwave and so I always keep a supply of frozen dinners in the freezer.
That's just as bad. If she doesn't cook, she brings you takeout and you know how to use a microwave to heat up your frozen dinners. You're like a child not allowed to use the stove. Not even a child. At the age of 12 I was already capable in the kitchen and could make myself simple meals that didn't involve having to use a microwave. Besides if you actually cooked for yourself and ate properly you wouldn't be so fat.

And I do know how to do laundry as I learned when I first moved out and did my own for a while. But then what happened was my aunt started taking my laundry and doing for me because she insisted on it, and now it's my mom who does it and I just got used to that.
Then why don't you tell your Mom, "it's okay. I know how to do my laundry. You don't have to." But you allow her to do so because you're lazy and it's easier for somebody else to do it for you.

However, whenever we move as long as the washer and dryer I have won't be located in the basement as they are now, I will likely be willing to do it all on my own.
Why would that be a problem? Unless you're afraid of the monsters in the basement? If so it's just evidence that you're a child. No rational adult believes in basement monsters.

And there isn't an actual plan to move to where my cousins live at the moment. As my mom said we must at least 1 to 5 years and just hang in there until then. But if we did, we wouldn't be living directly with them. Just close to their house and on their property they now have. And I wouldn't live in no one's attic, but have at least my own personal space located in the same house as my mom and aunt, as she explained to me.
Why the need to move to where they are? Sounds more like your Mom is trying to pawn you off on other relatives so she could have some peace and quiet in her old age and not have to take care of an adult baby.

And I don't care how judgmental you all apparently are of me. I still accept myself the way I am.
And yet you respond to us and give excuses for your actions. Your words and your actions don't fit. You do care what we think but want to pretend like you don't. Cynthia it's like you're made of glass and we can see right through you.

And my new plan to lose weight actually involves taking "soft gels" made by Dr. Steven Gundry who I know can be trusted. And I'm sure if you look him up you will find it to be true.
Weight loss pills! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's fucking snake oil. They don't work and they're sold to gullible people who are too weak willed to exercise regularly and eat properly. And after having taken a look at these softgels they're not even diet pills. They're probiotics and other similar types of pills. If you think you'll lose weight by taking those you're in for a rude surprise. Also Dr. Gundry is a fucking quack. Basically anybody who says that the modern diet is terrible AND tries to sell you something that will fix it is just taking your money.
 
And my new plan to lose weight actually involves taking "soft gels" made by Dr. Steven Gundry who I know can be trusted. And I'm sure if you look him up you will find it to be true.
In all seriousness, I think you should consider a different approach to health. Changing your diet would be a good step, as would starting an exercise routine. You can get a good quality exercise bike delivered from Amazon for less than $200, which can offer a fun way to get a bit more exercise in during each day. I like to use my exercise bike while watching YouTube videos so it feels less like work. Buying something like an exercise bike is a one-off expense, so in the long run it will be cheaper and probably more effective than pills. I'm not passing judgment on you at all -- I am also trying to improve my physical fitness and my diet, so I'm in the same position you are.
 
In all seriousness, I think you should consider a different approach to health. Changing your diet would be a good step, as would starting an exercise routine. You can get a good quality exercise bike delivered from Amazon for less than $200, which can offer a fun way to get a bit more exercise in during each day. I like to use my exercise bike while watching YouTube videos so it feels less like work. Buying something like an exercise bike is a one-off expense, so in the long run it will be cheaper and probably more effective than pills. I'm not passing judgment on you at all -- I am also trying to improve my physical fitness and my diet, so I'm in the same position you are.
You just made a powerful enemy my friend...
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and by "powerful" I of course mean aggressively sedentary with a violent opposition to the mere notion of self improvement,
and by "enemy" I refer to the very real possibility that she may no longer take requests from you on Fiverr, though this is not a guarantee and may be subject to change, the latter that is...
 
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You just made a powerful enemy my friend...
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and by "powerful" I of course mean aggressively sedentary with a violent opposition to the mere notion of self improvement,
and by "enemy" I refer to the very real possibility that she may no longer take requests from you on Fiverr, though this is not a guarantee and may be subject to change, the latter that is...
Why is there a roll of toilet paper out on the table???
 
Why is there a roll of toilet paper out on the table???
In case she shits herself?

But most likely she's too cheap to buy tissues and just uses that to blow her nose.

You just made a powerful enemy my friend...
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and by "powerful" I of course mean aggressively sedentary with a violent opposition to the mere notion of self improvement,
and by "enemy" I refer to the very real possibility that she may no longer take requests from you on Fiverr, though this is not a guarantee and may be subject to change, the latter that is...
And my fucking eyes! Spoiler that shit. The last thing I want to see is this evolutionary mistake on my screen.
 
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