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What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?


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Seriously, if this is your response then you just have to be lying.
Seriously Cherie, what are you trying to prove here? That some people are fucking with you? Fucking DUUUH-HOY!!! You're a retard. It's easy to fuck with you.

That dosen't mean that some people here aren't trying to help you because they feel bad for you. You're a complete idiot. 90% of my advice to you has been honest no matter what you think. YOU ARE NOT SMART, you are mentally retarded, in the words of Chris-Chan, you are 'slow in da mind.'. Most advice here is given out of pity and is honest.

This doctor is a charlatan, a fraud. Don't take our word for it, look him up with the words 'fraud' and 'scam' after his name, and read the truth from people not at all associated with the Farms. Don't be a sucker one more time, cavewoman!
 
I do not weigh 300lbs. I never did. I never will. As I was very thin for most of my life until around 2017. And I fully intend to get back to being in shape again before I reach the age of 40. At the moment I'm still a little less than 220lbs.
You were obese when this thread started in 2014, and likely were long before then. Showing us a picture of you from around 2002 at Disneyland, like you've done in this past, doesn't disprove this reality. You've also claimed that you were going to lose weight and get in shape before, and gave up almost instantly. Portion control and mild exercise are apparently too much to do in the face of mommy bringing you takeout and cooking you chicken nuggies, especially when diet pills don't magically work.

I don't actually have an older sister anymore, if you will remember.
I did forget that your older sister passed away; I vaguely remember her obituary being posted in this thread now. She seemed like a very productive member of society, and I'm sure that your entire family was very proud of her.

That being said, I, and most people in this thread, are actual adults with actual lives who occasionally spend 10-15 minutes in this thread laughing at you and your antics. You aren't important enough to any of us to be able to meticulously remember every single detail of your life perfectly.

And I do know how to do laundry as I learned when I first moved out and did my own for a while. But then what happened was my aunt started taking my laundry and doing for me because she insisted on it, and now it's my mom who does it and I just got used to that. However, whenever we move as long as the washer and dryer I have won't be located in the basement as they are now, I will likely be willing to do it all on my own.
Translation: "I am lazy, and I might possibly be willing to do something even most teenagers do on their own someday in the distant future, but not now."

Why don't you go down to the basement? Are you too lazy to go down some stairs? Do you get winded going down stairs? Does mommy not allow you to go to the basement? Are you afraid of the basement?

And I wouldn't live in no one's attic, but have at least my own personal space located in the same house as my mom and aunt, as she explained to me.
Fine, the toolshed out back then.

I don't actually know if such a meetup actually takes place around the area I live in, but if it does you won't ever see me at it, I promise you.
That fills my heart with a deep sadness. :heart-empty:

What if we come to your apartment to party? Would your mom let you answer the door for that? I just checked with everyone else, and we're all down to travel from all over the country to come over and get lit this weekend.

Subsisting on takeout and TV dinners is a very interesting tactic how to get back into shape. I wonder why I never thought of it.
She should do a wogglediet book next.

And my new plan to lose weight actually involves taking "soft gels" made by Dr. Steven Gundry who I know can be trusted. And I'm sure if you look him up you will find it to be true.
Oh, more diet pills! And from a scammer this time to boot! A two-for-one of classic Cherie!

In all seriousness, I think you should consider a different approach to health. Changing your diet would be a good step, as would starting an exercise routine. You can get a good quality exercise bike delivered from Amazon for less than $200, which can offer a fun way to get a bit more exercise in during each day. I like to use my exercise bike while watching YouTube videos so it feels less like work. Buying something like an exercise bike is a one-off expense, so in the long run it will be cheaper and probably more effective than pills. I'm not passing judgment on you at all -- I am also trying to improve my physical fitness and my diet, so I'm in the same position you are.
This would actually be a very good idea, and that's the reason she won't do it (even though she apparently already has one). She could even set it up in front of the TV and use it while she does her daily binge of media meant for small children.

Cherie is too lazy to lose weight, too lazy to take care of herself, too lazy to do anything. Even if she weren't mentally deficient, she'd still be living exactly the same way, only she might have multiple kids. Most of us do wish that she'd get her shit together, but we know she won't, so we choose to continue laughing at the trainwreck.
 
Thanks. And also for your comment on my profile.
My pleasure!
I actually already have an exercise bike in my living room which cost only $65. I've used a number of times but it tires me very easily.
I know you're not asking for my advice, so feel free to disregard it if it doesn't suit you. However, I think the most important thing is to establish a habit, even if it's a very small habit. If it's tiring to ride it for more than five minutes (for example), why not make it a goal to ride it for five minutes every day? If you can make it a goal to ride for five minutes every day, whether you feel like it or not, it'll become easier and less tiring over time. Eventually it will be easy to ride for five minutes. Then you can increase your goal to 10 minutes per day, and when 10 minutes becomes easy, you can increase it to 15 minutes, etc. I think even very small goals can be helpful. The important thing is just to make it a habit you do every day, even when you don't really feel like it.

I've been pretty out-of-shape for most of my life, and didn't start trying to get fit until recently, so I know it can be very difficult and uncomfortable.
No, you cannot come to my apartment to party or anything.
Oh, come on! What about genuine Wogglebug fans? Can we come hang out? I make a mean whiskey sour. It'd be fun!
 
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My pleasure!

I know you're not asking for my advice, so feel free to disregard it if it doesn't suit you. However, I think the most important thing is to establish a habit, even if it's a very small habit. If it's tiring to ride it for more than five minutes (for example), why not make it a goal to ride it for five minutes every day? If you can make it a goal to ride for five minutes every day, whether you feel like it or not, it'll become easier and less tiring over time. Eventually it will be easy to ride for five minutes. Then you can increase your goal to 10 minutes per day, and when 10 minutes becomes easy, you can increase it to 15 minutes, etc. I think even very small goals can be helpful. The important thing is just to make it a habit you do every day, even when you don't really feel like it.

I've been pretty out-of-shape for most of my life, and didn't start trying to get fit until recently, so I know it can be very difficult and uncomfortable.

Oh, come on! What about genuine Wogglebug fans? Can we come hang out? I make a mean whiskey sour. It'd be fun!
what works really great is rigging your main computer setup around the bike so you use the bike while doing your normal online-ing

also don't tell anybody about the big party next month that she's invited some of us to
I've only got a couple of kegs to bring
 
And even if suppose my when my franchise becomes popular (it's certainly on its way to being so) people did ship Wogglebug and Frogman for some sick twisted reason known only to them, why couldn't I still at least have it as my cannon that they are straight best friends and the Wogglebug marries the Beetle Princess just before the ending? I don't see why not.
You're right. Shippers are gonna ship regardless of canon. This is also why your most recent Wogglevideo was completely unnecessary.
 
No, you cannot come to my apartment to party or anything. It is actually because of your kind of people and worse that my mother tells to not open the door to strangers and why I listen to her.
So what I'm hearing is that it's ok as long as your mom doesn't find out.

Party at Cherie's on Friday everyone! 6:00 PM to whenever! There's going to be booze, drugs, and strippers!
 
No, you cannot come to my apartment to party or anything. It is actually because of your kind of people and worse that my mother tells to not open the door to strangers and why I listen to her.
She tells you that because literally anyone trying to sell anything would have a ready purchaser in you. No matter how fraudulent and ridiculous the product. She is right to have this policy, as this thread alone has proven time and time again that you are history's biggest mark for fraudsters.

Also, its obvious that you do not, and possibly never have had, real life friends which you interact with outside of the internet. I do not say this to mock you, as this is a shame and really would have made your life (and possibly creative output) better had it been so. But its obvious you stay inside all day and avoid all social contact that is not your family/caretakers.

If you stop and think about it, you cannot possibly think this situation is normal or well adjusted. And it clearly impacts how you write interpersonal interactions.
 
You're right. Shippers are gonna ship regardless of canon. This is also why your most recent Wogglevideo was completely unnecessary.
I mentioned it before, that video was made only because it was a Fiverr order. And I didn't post it here or on my YouTube channel. @Andrew Neiman who had placed the order posted it here and I wasn't aware he would.
So what I'm hearing is that it's ok as long as your mom doesn't find out.

Party at Cherie's on Friday everyone! 6:00 PM to whenever! There's going to be booze, drugs, and strippers!
That was NOT what I meant, and you know it. And if I actually hear a lot of knocking outside my door on that day and time and look out my window and see a crowd, I will likely call the police.
Suicide? The added bonus is you can also be with your super gay bug
No, of course not. If I have anything to do with it, I will live to a ripe old age, and live my dreams also first.
 
Eat better and exercise more if you are serious about shaping up. Take baby steps if you need to, doing small improvements to your lifestyle is still better than to not make any improvements at all. But don't line the pockets of a scammer who claims to sell you a silver bullet that will solve your weight problems with no effort at all - if such a miracle cure existed, its inventor would have been one of the world's richest people by now, and it would fill every news site and talk show.
It's this exact reason why you can tell a lot of things aren't worth what some people say they are.

But then even if the majority of people used these pills, unless they actually work, they're pointless. It's just a money making scam.

YOU ARE NOT SMART, you are mentally retarded, in the words of Chris-Chan, you are 'slow in da mind.'. Most advice here is given out of pity and is honest.
She's a good example of the Dunning-Kruger effect. She's too stupid to realize she's stupid and not SMRT enough to take a step back and question anything. Once an idea is in her mind it's there and it's not going away.

It is actually because of your kind of people and worse that my mother tells to not open the door to strangers and why I listen to her.
"Our" kind of people? And what "kind" would that be? People who don't sugar coat the facts and don't say what you're doing is great when it's so obviously stupid?

You're a grown woman Cynthia. You really need to start acting like one.

I know you're not asking for my advice, so feel free to disregard it if it doesn't suit you. However, I think the most important thing is to establish a habit, even if it's a very small habit. If it's tiring to ride it for more than five minutes (for example), why not make it a goal to ride it for five minutes every day? If you can make it a goal to ride for five minutes every day, whether you feel like it or not, it'll become easier and less tiring over time. Eventually it will be easy to ride for five minutes. Then you can increase your goal to 10 minutes per day, and when 10 minutes becomes easy, you can increase it to 15 minutes, etc. I think even very small goals can be helpful. The important thing is just to make it a habit you do every day, even when you don't really feel like it.
THIS right here is how you do it. It's how I did it. Every day after work I'd come home, get changed and do my workout while watching TV. The whole thing was a series of simple exercises that anybody can do. One day was cardio, the second day was resistance meaning weights. When it got to be too easy I'd up the reps. And finally I took it as far as I could go and hit the gym instead. I'd do this for an hour every single day. Do you know why? It's because I told myself I wanted this. I didn't want to be a fat slug anymore. Most diets and exercise programs fail by the second week. You need to power through it during those times. It's not easy but then nothing worth doing right ever is.

That was NOT what I meant, and you know it. And if I actually hear a lot of knocking outside my door on that day and time and look out my window and see a crowd, I will likely call the police.
And tell them what? There's some people outside? Unless they're actually doing something illegal there's nothing the police can actually do about it.
 
That was NOT what I meant, and you know it. And if I actually hear a lot of knocking outside my door on that day and time and look out my window and see a crowd, I will likely call the police.
Cherie, you're such a joker! Anyway, everyone's looking forward to the party! I've already booked airplane tickets for myself and the strippers from Atlanta; we'll be flying Spirit, and will land in Ohio at 2:38 PM on Friday! We have a layover in Fort Lauderdale for some reason, but that's just an opportunity to try and find more strippers! This is going to be the best party ever!
 
Cherie, you're such a joker! Anyway, everyone's looking forward to the party! I've already booked airplane tickets for myself and the strippers from Atlanta; we'll be flying Spirit, and will land in Ohio at 2:38 PM on Friday! We have a layover in Fort Lauderdale for some reason, but that's just an opportunity to try and find more strippers! This is going to be the best party ever!
I know you well enough by now to see that you are joking and just wanting to get a reaction out of me. I'm sure there won't be anyone outside my door to give me any trouble on Friday. So you're not causing me any stress.
 
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