Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Fiend Cat]

I changed my mind, then! Y'all gonna be drinking good on Friday, cause I'm bringing my premium Cîroc brand Vodka!

 

[XYZpdq]

I changed my mind, then! Y'all gonna be drinking good on Friday, cause I'm bringing my premium Cîroc brand Vodka!

this is gonna be off the hizzy

 

[Spastic Cologne]

Cherie, you're such a joker! Anyway, everyone's looking forward to the party! I've already booked airplane tickets for myself and the strippers from Atlanta; we'll be flying Spirit, and will land in Ohio at 2:38 PM on Friday! We have a layover in Fort Lauderdale for some reason, but that's just an opportunity to try and find more strippers! This is going to be the best party ever!

Just got my ticket boi!

Gonna be dropping bit earlier with all my homies at 1;30 in da am though.
@WogglebugLover will ya'll still be awake or will ya'll leave a key and we can just let ourselves in all quiet and shit and crash on the floor?

That me bottom right next to my bruv lil psycho and under my homeboy violent x.
This shit gonna be tight!!!

 

[Picklechu]

Great, so that means we can just walk in when we get there. Thanks for being so understanding.

I never would have guessed that Cherie would be such a chill host. You would almost think that she had actually had friends before or something!

Anyway, I know we discussed it in the big meetup group chat, but I still think we should support Ohio small businesses by buying all of the party drugs locally. I hear the midwest is great for amphetamines!

 

[WogglebugLover]

I'm just going to ignore you all as of now. I know you won't be coming. And even if you do, you won't be geeing in my apartment in any way.

 

[Monolith]

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Today I found out that you can make any voice sound like Wogglebug's if you apply a female voice filter in a video editor. Yes, Wogglebug is this much of a sissy. And Cinth wants us to believe that he is straight. Anyway, I had my fun with a video editor, so here is results, but unfortunately I'm not hip and cool so I don't know how to properly edit videos on your phone. Hmmm, any more ideas for our own Wogglebug videos?

 

[Puddleduck]

No, of course not. If I have anything to do with it, I will live to a ripe old age, and live my dreams also first.

I hate to be the one to break this to you, but people with autism only have a life expectancy of around 55-60 and being overweight can knock up to ten years off that estimate.

 

[FramerGirl420]

Thanks. And also for your comment on my profile.

Of course, that is exactly what I meant. And of course, most of you would just jump to conclusions that I meant something else.

I just unfortunately do not have any picture of me from between the years 0f 2003 and 2018. I just never felt the need to take any during those years. I really was VERY thin for at least a period in between them. Including at one point when I was being treated for depression at a hospital and was told I looked "a little too skinny."

From what she was saying to me, it's just about not wanting to pay rent anymore. My rent is near to a thousand dollars at the moment.

I took weight loss capsules from another source for two months and did lose some weight without any negative side effects to it. I stopped taking them because they were just so big and thick they were a hassle to swallow. But I trust Dr. Gundry. If you say I shouldn't I'm sure that is all the more reason I should.

I actually already have an exercise bike in my living room which cost only $65. I've used a number of times but it tires me very easily.

How were pills a hassle to swallow when your physique says that you instantly swallow anything near your mouth hole?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I mentioned it before, that video was made only because it was a Fiverr order.

And yet you made it. Would you make one where Woggy says he's gay? It's not difficult to set basic rules like "No topics related to sexuality".

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

Hey Cynth, do you have room for me to set up my tent? I mean it’s kinda big, but there’s room for everybody and we can even put up a projector to watch your movies.

I can call up some of the boys too. This is from the time we got together and marathoned Indiana Jones, it was great. Who knows, maybe Woggie’s force of personality can soften Putin, he and I haven’t spoken on super good terms in a while.

I can bring some fine Cuban cigars and Schlitz, maybe some date and pistachio rolls for anybody who’s down?

Grandma’s recipe, they’re so tasty. Let’s take Woggie worldwide!

Oh and I’m not particularly worried about the fuzz, I had them called on me last time when I dug a charcoal pit at Trump’s place. Give ‘em some kebabs and they’ll piss off.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

I have just received another important message from Genoma!

 

[PfromAtrick]

I have just received another important message from Genoma!


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Those dance moves are sick yo

 

[Everything Beagle]

The more you say they're not in love, the more we hear they are. You may claim they're not but subtext and all those little visual clues say they are.

Besides there's more of us than there are Wogglebug fans and since majority rules we say they're gay. Motion carries. NEXT!

Don’t worry. The fans will slash the hell out of them. It’s how we celebrate stuff.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

That wasn't what I meant. Because my door is always locked, and it will be locked all day on Friday I promise you.

It's okay. There are ways for us to get in. I won't reveal them because that would spoil the surprise.

I have just received another important message from Genoma!


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Still needs more Optimus Prime. And maybe next time Woggie can be looking at a picture of Sailor Moon which confirms his heterosexuality.

 

[RonRiot]

You're right. Shippers are gonna ship regardless of canon. This is also why your most recent Wogglevideo was completely unnecessary.

Cynthia has not heard of the Streisand effect. But I bet Mr. Wogglebug’s a huge fan, unless he’s more of a Judy Queen.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Cynthia has not heard of the Streisand effect. But I bet Mr. Wogglebug’s a huge fan, unless he’s more of a Judy Queen.

I would guess he's more into Judy Garland with the Oz connection and all. But yeah, he's a huge queen. As I said earlier he's the bottom and Froggie is the top.

 

[Puddleduck]

I would guess he's more into Judy Garland with the Oz connection and all. But yeah, he's a huge queen. As I said earlier he's the bottom and Froggie is the top.

He's a literal Friend of Dorothy

 

[Andrew Neiman]

if ... people did ship Wogglebug and Frogman for some sick twisted reason known only to them

My theory is it's either brain damage or childhood trauma. Sometimes when a child is severely abused he grows up into a depraved maniac, which would explain their desire to convince people the Wogglebug is gay.

I know you won't be coming. And even if you do, you won't be geeing in my apartment in any way.

Oh, come on! What about Saturday night? I'll bring some of my friends from the Manhattan publishing scene and we can have witty, sophisticated conversations about Wogglebug-related literature until the sun comes up! You bring the olives, I'll bring the martinis!

 

[WogglebugLover]

I hate to be the one to break this to you, but people with autism only have a life expectancy of around 55-60 and being overweight can knock up to ten years off that estimate.

I do at least intend to get back in shape before or by the time I reach the age of 40.

It's okay. There are ways for us to get in. I won't reveal them because that would spoil the surprise.

I was afraid you might say that. I'll just have my mom come over on Friday (she has that day off work) and if you break in anyway, she will have to call the police.

He's a literal Friend of Dorothy

As far as I'm concerned, he's not anymore, and never really was to begin with.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

I was afraid you might say that. I'll just have my mom come over on Friday (she has that day off work) and if you break in anyway, she will have to call the police.

Why don't you just go back to living in her basement?