The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt - Ethan Ralph is on the run like a greased pig telling everyone they will never find him. Inevitably, they will. Post clues and speculation here.

[Leedsotherkid]

Being that it looks like baked is headin’ for the pokey tomorrow, who’s going to babysit the yoba shack? With ralph out of doors now, might make sense that he could take up residence while baked is getting his colon stretched. He did pop by to visit, could have been to eye up the place and get the particulars.
Just a wild stab in the dark.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Being that it looks like baked is headin’ for the pokey tomorrow, who’s going to babysit the yoba shack? With ralph out of doors now, might make sense that he could take up residence while baked is getting his colon stretched. He did pop by to visit, could have been to eye up the place and get the particulars.
Just a wild stab in the dark.

Would you let Ralph live at your place while you went to chill with the Aryan Brotherhood for 6-12?

 

[Leedsotherkid]

Would you let Ralph live at your place while you went to chill with the Aryan Brotherhood for 6-12?

Me? not just “no!”, but “Fuck no!” But i’m not the genius who thought it was a good idea to record my assault on a bouncer, document myself committing a hate crime, and post myself invading the office of the speaker of the house of representatives, so judging by his past brilliant decisions and his formidable sense of foresight,yeah, he’d probably be dumb enough.

 

[TheGuntinator]

I was just thinking how funny it is now that ralph can't trust any "irl fans" he may somehow come across because they might be "kiwifag" agents on the prowl for his address again.

"Ethan Ralph? Killstream?! Dude I love your show! By the way youve been served doxed."

It makes me wonder if Gunt thought about how much back child support would be due once he established paternity. He might hate the idea of paying $1100 a month for his son, but being hit with $17k in back child support makes him shit his pants and cause the panic and attempts to hide. It won’t work, it will just delay things. It fits with his fantasies of fleeing the country.

Weird a guy who claims to make so much money would be so spooked by what should be a mere inconvenience amount to pay that he would rearrange his life and hide in abject fear.

I also figured Gunt was the type of guy try to hide from his truck being repossessed. But I’m not sure that’s even possible now a days, they are pretty adept at locating vehicles. Carfax doesn’t always show repos but repofinder should.

Not sure the truck is his problem, but I’m sure between truck payments, truck insurance, rent, CC debt from trips, gambling losses, criminal defense lawyer, drug habit, diapers, food, etc…Gunt cannot afford to support Xander, esp since he already owes for an entire year plus of support he hasn’t paid a cent towards. Gunt begs enough to support himself but not a gambling/drug habit and a family.

So what you're saying is his next move should be to ingratiate himself with a local tribe of Amish to avoid being tracked? I'm sure these backwards savages would appreciate the many technologies of modernity in their community that Ralph could lead them in enjoying.

 

[HooliganCobra]

Being that it looks like baked is headin’ for the pokey tomorrow, who’s going to babysit the yoba shack? With ralph out of doors now, might make sense that he could take up residence while baked is getting his colon stretched. He did pop by to visit, could have been to eye up the place and get the particulars.
Just a wild stab in the dark.

I had also suggested this but have since changed my mind. I would think he'd be advised against it by a lawyer or family (if anyone really cares about him). Ralph is too much of a legal liability.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

sorry but i mustve missed something, i see alot of mentions of child support and horselady being out of the picture, we assuming they split because of lack of sightings or we know for a fact?

Just speculation, but Ralph addressed it on Twitter saying he had already said they would be apart for two weeks or so - meaning it's unlikely, probably more a wait and see.

FWIW the speculation they are getting passports and Ralph has gone to Mexico is what I would wager on.

 

[Robust User]

He's probably holed up in some self-storage unit.

 

[Telemeter]

He's probably holed up in some self-storage unit.

I would agree if it wasn't for the circuit breakers on the wall.

He's either subletting a single room, crashing in someone's basement or staying at a reaaaally cheap hotel.

The hotel is unlikely as he's picking up too much echo on his mic, its more likely that he's renting a room with just a single bed and desk for furniture.

 

[Christorian X]

What I will find interesting is that Ralph is going to have to put an address down on the court documents on Aug 16th. Being that this isn't going to be traffic court and probation could be involved, he will be forced to have to list an address for probation.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I don’t think he’s going to go to the court. He knows he’s going back to prison and he has child support he’s skipping out on. Plus if May is still around a screaming child to deal with. He’s hinted at wanting to play the southern outlaw and in his retardness will most likely think he can run and continue streaming in his Bin Laden bunker.

Also I’m disappointed I haven’t seen one meme edits of Gunt in a Saddam Hussein hiding place.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Just speculation, but Ralph addressed it on Twitter saying he had already said they would be apart for two weeks or so - meaning it's unlikely, probably more a wait and see.

FWIW the speculation they are getting passports and Ralph has gone to Mexico is what I would wager on.

He said he addressed it but people here clip everything and keep receipts and I haven't seen one person find where he actually did mention it.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

How long can he possibly be a shut in?

Hopefully until 2 weeks after he dies, rip Ronnie Ralph.

 

[TheAntiE-CelebLeague00]

What I will find interesting is that Ralph is going to have to put an address down on the court documents on Aug 16th. Being that this isn't going to be traffic court and probation could be involved, he will be forced to have to list an address for probation.

So at least you admit you cant find him and have to wait for the court documents to get the address. Older alogs would have found it by now.

One thing to consider is this, is that room a house or a hotel? Check the reflection in his eyes, those often hide secrets as well. Gather details and the sum total of them will give you what you seek.

You found his wall. Now what texture is that wall? What is the exact color? These things are fashions and have decades in which they are popular. You can use that wall to guess the age of his dwelling. If its older you narrowed down your options, if its newer that doesn't do you much good.

 

[HarrySachz]

Also I’m disappointed I haven’t seen one meme edits of Gunt in a Saddam Hussein hiding place.

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[AnOminous]

I would agree if it wasn't for the circuit breakers on the wall.

And the slanted roof, if that's really the case. That would indicate that he's holed up in an attic like a retarded incest baby from a V.C. Andrews novel.

 

[Pepper Jack]

That's what I'm thinking. Him and his dumb pedo looking friend came up with a plan to have Ralph hideout in a spare from for a few months until the child support, debt collection etc had all settled down. Ralph's dumb pedo looking friend is now getting 24/7 bitching from his own family about when that fat smelly retard is going to be out of the house and they are intentionally fucking with the internet connection to get him to leave. He can't flip out and punch a ragehog hole in the wall because they'd kick him out on the spot and the jig would be up.



The day time drinking is a cover: He needs an excuse to do as few late night streams as possible to avoid upsetting the hosts. So his plan is to say he's day drinking as an excuse to skip on the late night shows.

I’ve always said it’s likely that Sisco helped Ralph find a place in WV or MD, somewhere in his vicinity in the sticks. Sisco really is Ralph’s only IRL local friend.

If I had to bet money I’d say Ralph is in the vicinity of Cumberland, MD /Keyser, WV / Romney, WV.

Sisco is holding his TardFest in Romney in Sept. Oh interesting Sisco has recently moved his PO Box from Keyser to Romney, WV. Homes and property in that area of WV are cheap as shit. I could easily see Ralph subletting some old hillbilly crack shack Sisco owns in Romney, WV.


Why would Bake want Ralph, plus pets and baby, to stay at his place? He’s got a whole crew of retards to apartment sit if needed. Doesn’t Bake have roommates anyway? Baked rents so why he wouldn’t just move out and put his shit in storage for six months? Why pay rent for half a year, or risk someone wrecking the place, while your in jail?

I doubt Gunt is in Baltimore.

It appears Sisco returned to sales in MD after failing to run for Congress. Like many political grifters in this region he tried to register to run in WV since it’s far more red and a lot cheaper than Maryland. This would mean Sisco had to buy a house or residence somewhere in WV to establish residency for his totally failed run at political office. He owns a house in WV somewhere between Romney and Keyser. He’s obvious was going broke as a failed politician so is now to the Baltimore burbs showing houses to sell. This means he has a house in WV. Might be a real shit hole or summer cabin type deal because I figure it was more just to fake living there to run for office.

Sisco also does “property management” so I could see him turning some cheap properties in WV into rentals. They would be under a LLC.

I’d bet money Ralph is renting some place in the Keyser/Romney WV region from Cisco.

I’ve said from the start when Ralph announced his move that it would probably be near Sisco. Sisco buddies up to Gunt, just like any shyster real estate agent, to sell him on renting a empty house he’s got in WV. Goes to a cook-out and shakes his head at how sad it is that Ralph has to live in the ghetto when he could be living near white ppl, in a red state, in a house for $100 less a month!

It would explain why Ralph finally had one IRL friend - he was trying to close a rental agreement on a empty place nobody else wanted. It could be somewhere in Maryland too but Sisco seemed real motivated to close Ralph so it seems more likely a property he owned. I just figure a failed run for office left a empty house in WV, esp because Sisco still keeps a PO Box in Romney, WV and plans to hold some event there in Sept.

I guess he could be sharing some house with Sisco too. Sisco probably needs the extra money so might let Ralph rent a room.

Edit: It seems like Sisco “returned” to real estate in 2019. Figure Covid ruined that which might have started his dumb attempt at politics. Maybe he’s still in WV because it’s cheaper. I stand by my theory that it’s likely Gunt is living some place Sisco owns or is sharing a room in his house right now.

Any proof Sisco is still selling real estate in MD? If not he might still be in WV and convinced Ralph to join him or move into some property he owns there. Sisco will realize his dream of making Romney, WV a AF compound and become AF’a first mayor. Lol.

When I heard about Ralph moving to a new crack shack, West Virginia was the first place I thought of.

• Lower cost of living
• More remote (less chance of running into an aylawg at the liquor store)
• If he lives in the tri-state area (MD/VA/WV border area) he is less than two hours from DC (let's not forget his long time drug hookup there)
• He is close enough to do more DC IRL
• He can still drive to Richmond, if needed, for court appearances
• That boring faggot Sisco lives there
• Lives outside VA making it harder for the commonwealth to find him if he skips court appearances.
• Tim Pool moved to WV last year and speaks positively of the state and we know Ralph follows people in the YT news sektur.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

So crying about Nora Ralph has shown he's in CDT again, whatever that means.

 

[oramge cat]

I would agree if it wasn't for the circuit breakers on the wall.

He's either subletting a single room, crashing in someone's basement or staying at a reaaaally cheap hotel.

The hotel is unlikely as he's picking up too much echo on his mic, its more likely that he's renting a room with just a single bed and desk for furniture.

I just had a thought. When I was a kid and my family would move long-distance, my dad would usually go out ahead of my mom/the kids and stay at a hotel or an apartment so he could finalize paperwork on where we were actually planning on living. What if that's what Ralph's doing, going ahead of them to get the lay of the land and make arrangements for permanent accomodations?

Does Ralph know anyone in Mexico?

 

[Benet_Bandito284]

So crying about Nora Ralph has shown he's in CDT again, whatever that means.
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CDT is Central Daylight Time, or just Central Time.

Means he basiclly in the central part of the US. Could mean he lives in Nashville.

 

[Got Milk!]

Someone needs to show Mike Judge the Ralphamale, so he can do a Killstream Kingpin episode of the new season of KotH

They could reboot the Bill gets a roommate episode with Ralph. Him getting run out by mexicans would be great.