Saints Row thread

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Helps that it was from 2016 predating the Orange Man's ascendance, the game has nothing on the cringe released since.

100% agreed that things have gotten so much worse but WD2 really did not miss out on the Orange Man bad screeching even at that early stage (though funnily enough it was released just days after his election) - Thruss was a blatantly obvious Trump analogue.
 
Here's 30 minutes of gameplay for your (dis)pleasure. There's no commentary in case your worried about listening to some idiot try and hype this.


It looks..... Fine.. I guess..

But fuck that big "Ultimate" in the middle of the screen during shooting, holy crap.. Put that on the side or maybe work into the the UI..
 
Here's 30 minutes of gameplay for your (dis)pleasure. There's no commentary in case your worried about listening to some idiot try and hype this.


It looks..... Fine.. I guess..

But fuck that big "Ultimate" in the middle of the screen during shooting, holy crap.. Put that on the side or maybe work into the the UI..
First few minutes, it looks uninspired. Dialogue is hammy.
 
100% agreed that things have gotten so much worse but WD2 really did not miss out on the Orange Man bad screeching even at that early stage (though funnily enough it was released just days after his election) - Thruss was a blatantly obvious Trump analogue.
Let's not forget there was a tranny in the game and in the middle of the game, Blume framed a crime on Marcus because "He has a higher since of commiting crime because he is black" or that one black member of Dedsec bitching about how he is treated like a diversity hire at the in-game google. The game either has very blatant or subtle woke shit but it at least it is better than the 1st game in terms of gameplay.
 
Here's 30 minutes of gameplay for your (dis)pleasure. There's no commentary in case your worried about listening to some idiot try and hype this.


It looks..... Fine.. I guess..

But fuck that big "Ultimate" in the middle of the screen during shooting, holy crap.. Put that on the side or maybe work into the the UI..
Yep, Saints Row 3 with characters I want to back hand. The whole hashtag bit with DJ Shirtless made me shudder in disgust.

Holy shit, is Steve Urkel II a fucking pussy. Doesn't like to use guns, and cries like a bitch when he's shot. He needs his ass kicked badly.
 
Here's 30 minutes of gameplay for your (dis)pleasure. There's no commentary in case your worried about listening to some idiot try and hype this.

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It looks..... Fine.. I guess..

But fuck that big "Ultimate" in the middle of the screen during shooting, holy crap.. Put that on the side or maybe work into the the UI..
Looks boring and bland as fuck, as expected.
 
Here's 30 minutes of gameplay for your (dis)pleasure. There's no commentary in case your worried about listening to some idiot try and hype this.


It looks..... Fine.. I guess..

But fuck that big "Ultimate" in the middle of the screen during shooting, holy crap.. Put that on the side or maybe work into the the UI..
This will legit make Watch Dogs: LEGION look like a masterpiece in comparison. Matter of fact, at this rate, I might as well just play the DRIVER series from years ago. They at least some nuance back then with how you do breaking and entering with cars.
 
Here's 30 minutes of gameplay for your (dis)pleasure. There's no commentary in case your worried about listening to some idiot try and hype this.


It looks..... Fine.. I guess..

But fuck that big "Ultimate" in the middle of the screen during shooting, holy crap.. Put that on the side or maybe work into the the UI..
boring, bland, trash tier dialogue
 
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Longshot but maybe someone here can help. Having an audio issue with Saints Row the Third Remaster where the audio mixing seems to be completely fucked - the car engine sounds are barely audible as is the radio (really quiet and some songs are basically almost silent). I can't find any information on how to fix this, all I found was a couple of threads where people complain about the issue. The only "fix" is cranking my master volume way up but then if there is any other sound effect (crash or get out of the car and shoot a gun say) I blow my fucking ear drums out. Anyone come across this and have a possible solution?

Was looking forward to playing the game but its basically unplayable because of the sound issues.
 
Here's 30 minutes of gameplay for your (dis)pleasure. There's no commentary in case your worried about listening to some idiot try and hype this.

Trash
Also I found this. I'll copy this part.

>The pair then praised the Saints Row reboot’s character customization — which was recently revealed to have replaced gender options with a slider, and reduced overall chest size — and explained the use of gender-neutral pronouns was merely for technical reasons and making it easier to integrate with the vast customization options rather than making the player character non-binary.

Look at how they butchered their game to appease trannies. Sex is a slider, not male or female. Chest size is at max a D cup. And the use of gender netural "They" and "Their" means your character will always feel outside of the story.
 
Trash
Also I found this. I'll copy this part.

>The pair then praised the Saints Row reboot’s character customization — which was recently revealed to have replaced gender options with a slider, and reduced overall chest size — and explained the use of gender-neutral pronouns was merely for technical reasons and making it easier to integrate with the vast customization options rather than making the player character non-binary.

Look at how they butchered their game to appease trannies. Sex is a slider, not male or female. Chest size is at max a D cup. And the use of gender netural "They" and "Their" means your character will always feel outside of the story.
It's more than a political issue that there is no male or female options. Removing male and female options means that every character has a male skeleton no matter if they are male or female. What this means is that you will see female characters only having male mannerisms and a male frame because they share the same skeleton and animations. it's like volition is trying to make every character as androgynous as possible.
 
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