Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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artilleryfroth said:
I can’t comprehend why his mother and wife are standing there watching him assemble toys. I love my kids, but I’m definitely team “Call me in when it’s done and I’ll tell you what a great job you did!”. And Rick is supposedly an adult. This really is evidence that everyone around him knows he’s subnormal.
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This photo always gave me major Chris Chan vibes
 
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Mr Moonface said:
How will Walgreens ever recover?

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It's not like they just hand condoms out at the free clinics or anything. Not like they just sell that shit right in the Supercenters, or any other brand store you could care to shop at. Not like you could go to another register crewed by an employee who doesn't have an issue selling you condoms. What a non-story. Was it a slow news day or something?
 
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RazorBackBacon said:
It's not like they just hand condoms out at the free clinics or anything. Not like they just sell that shit right in the Supercenters, or any other brand store you could care to shop at. Not like you could go to another register crewed by an employee who doesn't have an issue selling you condoms. What a non-story. Was it a slow news day or something?
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Apparently nobody can get condoms now.
It’s almost as if Rick is full of shit again.
Probably because of all that beer and bar meatloaf.
 
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I have to join the chorus of voices saying that OnA trolling Pat is hands down the funniest thing ever. I had no idea just how superb their humor was. If I could only read one thread again, I’d have to pick Pat’s.

I mean fucking lol

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Mr Moonface said:
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CVS probably has this same policy, why would a company bother with risking a Title VII violation for an incredibly rare edge case that they could just direct to another employee?

Also whatever prescription Patirck's on seems to be making him retain a MovieBob style "small amount" of extra fat.
 
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Don't think this has been posted yet...

Back in May, a Rick hanger-on named Russell Kludy (@kimballkinnison) attempted to doxx Boomia. In retaliation, Pests doxxed him back and found him to be a depressive shut-in married to a big fat woman (Kathleen) who supports him financially. The following ensued. Ribs seasoned and prepared by my favorite Pest, PaulRNelsonn.


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You're welcome, stupids.
Now give us our own goddamn forum.
 
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RonKindd said:
Don't think this has been posted yet...

Back in May, a Rick hanger-on named Russell Kludy (@kimballkinnison) attempted to doxx Boomia. In retaliation, Pests doxxed him back and found him to be a depressive shut-in married to a big fat woman (Kathleen) who supports him financially. The following ensued. Ribs seasoned and prepared by my favorite Pest, PaulRNelsonn.

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You're welcome, stupids.
Now give us our own goddamn forum.
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Those rascals have the ability to make the pettiest shit so fucking funny.
 
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Informative post @RonKindd, but spoiler that shit, it's too many photos and they are of literal shit.

Edit: Ron, if you want to argue with me, PM me instead of being a passive-aggressive faggot in a spoiler.

Edit 2: Don't shit up the thread with arguments, were here to laugh at a fat retard. read the fucking thread.
 
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Coyotee_Bongwater said:
I only have it saved on my phone, but it's a quick conversation Patrick had with a redditor named l_FUCKlNG_HATE_NlGGERS , it went like this:

PAT - I do not have AIDS, child.
IFHN - You have AIDS, child.
PAT - No, child, I do not.
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He should've pulled a Bug's Bunny on him:
IFHN- "No, you do not have AIDS, child."
PAT-"YES, I DO HAVE AIDS!!! .... Child!!"
 
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Pink triangle unlocked!
1997 Toyota Tacoma said:
Informative post @RonKindd, but spoiler that shit, it's too many photos and they are of literal shit.

Edit: Ron, if you want to argue with me, PM me instead of being a passive-aggressive faggot in a spoiler.
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Now do you post funny shit too or just act like a cunt? I'm still trying to figure out who's who.
 
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