Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Back in May, a Rick hanger-on named Russell Kludy (@kimballkinnison) attempted to doxx Boomia. In retaliation, Pests doxxed him back and found him to be a depressive shut-in married to a big fat woman (Kathleen) who supports him financially. The following ensued. Ribs seasoned and prepared by my favorite Pest, PaulRNelsonn.



You're welcome, stupids.
Now give us our own goddamn forum.
I completely forgot about the scatposting saga. Fatricks milk flows so readily you forget about the last couple gallons 24 hours after the next couple gallons are delivered by the rascalman.
 
I have to join the chorus of voices saying that OnA trolling Pat is hands down the funniest thing ever. I had no idea just how superb their humor was. If I could only read one thread again, I’d have to pick Pat’s.

I mean fucking lol

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Some of the funniest stuff on the site is cataloged in this thread, like the Eurhythmics phone call remix and that image from the OP where multiple impersonators are all Childing each other on Goodreads. Even the absurd stuff like Wookietexting becomes more funny than it has any right to be. I've genuinely laughed out loud at Patrick way more than any other lolcow.
 
Don't think this has been posted yet...

Back in May, a Rick hanger-on named Russell Kludy (@kimballkinnison) attempted to doxx Boomia. In retaliation, Pests doxxed him back and found him to be a depressive shut-in married to a big fat woman (Kathleen) who supports him financially. The following ensued. Ribs seasoned and prepared by my favorite Pest, PaulRNelsonn.



You're welcome, stupids.
Now give us our own goddamn forum.
"It's got bones in it" is the funniest line ever.
 
Credit to fricklefrackle over on the OnAForums. Here's a table of piggy's reddit stats:

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Some of the funniest stuff on the site is cataloged in this thread, like the Eurhythmics phone call remix and that image from the OP where multiple impersonators are all Childing each other on Goodreads. Even the absurd stuff like Wookietexting becomes more funny than it has any right to be. I've genuinely laughed out loud at Patrick way more than any other lolcow.
The dudes from OnA continually bring the sweetest fucking milk of anywhere else on the farms. They deserve an award in creativity and making me laugh my ass off which is an arguably difficult feat. Troll on you glorious bastards.
 
Credit to fricklefrackle over on the OnAForums. Here's a table of piggy's reddit stats:

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I remember seeing his r/autism sperg out play out in real time. It was exceptionally autistic even for him; so much so that the mods had to lock the thread to protect him from himself.

#Autism #Obesity #PayQuasi
 
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It’s been hours and no pests have commented on how his father also instilled his drunk driver alcoholism and “size diversity” in fat Pat, too.

I also love how he’s had multiple viral tweets and his engagement is still for shit.

The misspelled word in his pinned tweet is a nice touch, too. I pointed it out here when he first made the mistake, but he doubled down and pinned it. What a moron.
 
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It’s been hours and no pests have commented on how his father also instilled his drunk driver alcoholism and “size diversity” in fat Pat, too.

I also love how he’s had multiple viral tweets and his engagement is still for shit.

The misspelled word in his pinned tweet is a nice touch, too. I pointed it out here when he first made the mistake, but he doubled down and pinned it. What a moron.
Patrick is exactly the kind of pseudo-liberal cunt Carlin would be making fun of if he were still alive. If he'd have lived past 2016 he probably would have been cancelled by now for some out of context bullshit.
 
The dudes from OnA continually bring the sweetest fucking milk of anywhere else on the farms. They deserve an award in creativity and making me laugh my ass off which is an arguably difficult feat. Troll on you glorious bastards.

The messages with a rascal pretending to be having a conversation with someone else about Pat that Pat then interrupted are so funny. It's been weeks since I read them and they still make me laugh. I don't know how they come up with this stuff, but they are amazing.
 
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It’s been hours and no pests have commented on how his father also instilled his drunk driver alcoholism and “size diversity” in fat Pat, too.

I also love how he’s had multiple viral tweets and his engagement is still for shit.

The misspelled word in his pinned tweet is a nice touch, too. I pointed it out here when he first made the mistake, but he doubled down and pinned it. What a moron.
Is there fucking anything this fat retard doesn't try to put himself adjacent to? If you brought up the Columbia disaster he'd tell you all about his totally real 2nd uncle who was in mission control when it happened.
 
I was thinking, I feel like Fatrick goes to great lengths to avoid the term "cyberbully". Like, it's the most fitting term for what's happening to him. I can't really call the OnA Rascals stalkers, because they haven't had to stalk anything. Fatrick freely provides all the information, he keeps the same publicly known phone number, and responds to everyone, including the cyberbullies.

This is the same person who uses infantilizing terminology in so many other ways (calling people child, telling people to "be quiet when the adults are speaking", referring to "time-outs" and "tantrums"). Why would he avoid the most apt childhood term for his opponents: bullies?

Maybe he was bullied really bad in school, and he wants to avoid using the term because it makes him feel weak? Like, calling them 'stalkers' makes him feel more self important or something?

Anyway, I feel like a strong emphasis on how he's being bullied and can't stop his bullies might tilt him. Use his habit of infantilizing others back on him.
 
is this an edit or is r/autism really one of his top subs?
The r/autism thread saga lasted from November of 2019 until May 2020. Someone posted his face in there with the title "Hitting the gym today" It got about 4 replies before Tubby got it taken down, though for some reason the comments stayed open. Over the next 6 months it amassed over 2500 comments, about a quarter of which are from Patrick.

Thread here: https://old.reddit.com/r/autism/comments/e1snbn/hittin_the_gym_today/

Also this video came mostly from the thread:

I'm not holding my breath over Patrick paying this. He's fat, too.
If he never pays it, that means he can never have more than a couple hundred dollars in his bank account at any given time, he can never have savings or retirement, he can pretty much never do anything nice. Also, his wife is on the hook as well. So Quasi will get to garnish whatever she is making at that SEO company. It probably won't ever get paid but it doesn't change the fact that their lives are ruined over it
 
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