Mike didn’t go to the elan school lmao. God none of his other timelines line up. The story was a lie disguised as a prank on Fritz. Mike always shuts up whenever someone who went to elan called in because none of them knew him
I mean come on in mikes story he becomes the best student in the history of the school, becomes BFFs with his punk rock idol, even somehow managing to visit him personally while at the school and promised guitars and the opportunity to play in screaching weasel, falls in love with a staff member and leads a revolution of students and ends up with a 4.0 gpa and used it to go to a degree mill for an associates degree. Somehow there’s zero evidence of this from elan forums or elsewhere. Stevenson high says he just went there. It’s such a blatant and obvious lie to see how much Fritz would believe
He probdbly just got sent to some sped school or day care. Kid probdbly just found an article about it at online while he was on his scary stories binge in 2011 or whenever it was
you've been wrong about everything else in this forum, you clearly would be full of shit now.
Him and his punk rock idol lived in the same suburb of chicago, and they went from writing letters to being friends during the summer break, also you'd be surprised how easy it was to communicate with lower level famous people back then, because of the effort to write to people pre-internet you'd get a response. it also helps that his punk rock idol was literally the local garage band, its not like he was saying he was friends with green day.
Mike also admits the grades were bullshit and he dropped out of school, and ended up with a GED later on. also while Fullsail isn't well regarded, Mike clearly learned a fuckload there, its not the university of phoenix.
the opportunity to play was at a local spot that the band played weekly or daily, in terms of importance it would be like Null giving you a shoutout on MATI or letting you come in for a guest spot.
plus Mike only went in for 1.5 semesters right before it closed, way after its height so he wouldn't have been as well known. if Mike was lying about his timeline; he's easily the best liar i've seen. most of the pathological liars i know can't keep their lies about their life up for even one hour, Mike's got about 3,000 hours of audio and its pretty easy to get a timeline. its high school, alternative school, and then Elan.
the fact that he can say the same shit years over years apart when its episodes with 400 listeners that he never re-listened to, or his 2,000+ live viewer shows or the 20k viewers he has now its always the same stories.
Fritz was a fag that was there to be mocked and he always brought down the show when he wasn't in that role, his guilt about his upbringing meant he overcompensated by being a hardcore liberal when he turns into Sven after a few drinks, jew&black rants especially included but lots of people's whining about Mike is bullshit or stuff they heard other people say that they repeat.
You want to go after Mike? how about when he endorsed a scam site that stole people's credit cards because the guy offered Mike a 10% cut, or how about Mike talking about wanting to fuck the chicks on Nickelodeon even the ones only 13/14 years old?
How about him pretending to be an honest guy but never allowing talk of Carlson or his exgirlfriends for years. a lot harder for mike to play off the pedo allegations when he's talking about how fuckable a 12 year old's lips look.
Also Mike's new merch is dogshit, the new tagline is crap. "it gets the best of me too" its clear he just wants some quick cash and to STFU the people begging for merch.