Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[AfghanBlue]

This is what happens when you view a vagina less as a complex system of muscles and organs that exist for both sexual pleasure and reproduction, and more a simple fuck tunnel for men. And then you get offended when women don’t play along.

you mean its not normal to get internal sunburn at the nudist beach?

 

[CheesyBoy]

This is what happens when you view a vagina less as a complex system of muscles and organs that exist for both sexual pleasure and reproduction, and more a simple fuck tunnel for men. And then you get offended when women don’t play along.

Silly, TERF, a vagina is just a hole and a penis is just some dangly flesh.

 

[RembrandtCourage]

All this wailing and gnashing of teeth over troons at a furry con. Hey Kevin, how about all the serf troons you and the rest of the house troons used and abused? Manual labor beckons, Kevin, and your little dust covered toy hoard won't save you.

 

[AfghanBlue]

All this wailing and gnashing of teeth over troons at a furry con. Hey Kevin, how about all the serf troons you and the rest of the house troons used and abused? Manual labor beckons, Kevin, and your little dust covered toy hoard won't save you.

Ironically it could- he could make a mint selling it all

EDIT-
He threw away the boxes lolllllll
“Toy collector” it says in his Twitter bio.
Then again it says plural and lesbian …

 

[RembrandtCourage]

Ironically it could- he could make a mint selling it all

How big is his toy hoard at now? Because I'm fairly sure he would sooner die than let his consumer hoard be taken from him or willingly surrender it for that matter. I'm also not too sure on the resale value of toys especially once they've been removed from their boxes. Finally, even if he snagged a cheap as hell crack house in some podunk town I'm not sure he could manage more than a few months rent at most.

 

[Miss Misery]

Ironically it could- he could make a mint selling it all

Maybe, if he hadn't thrown all the boxes away. Sorry about your worthless plastic trash hoard, Kevin.

 

[Chuck]

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if getting called a dude turns Kev on, he must be experiencing a ton of true and honest™ gender euphoria from having a 2000+ page thread. it's honestly a wonder this guy has any libido anymore after effectively neutering himself and having to look at his frumpy face in the mirror every day.

 

[stupid frog]

Toyfags have already covered how nothing he has holds value. Maybe UNICRON or whatever might. Since it's still in a box.
He didn't have room for it, but he has room for $600 more of toys and never sells any? OK bro, hope they enjoy sitting in the bin under the house with the others.

I'm not calling you Kathryn because there's only room for one Kathryn in my life: Janeway.

That's how he picked the name, allegedly.

 

[FinnSven]

That's how he picked the name, allegedly.

Makes sense.

While I did like the character of Janeway, I also agree with the assessment that she is a controlling manipulative bitch, with a tad of Ahab syndrome.

She forced Seven of Nine to break her assimilation, reasoning that seven would be better off with humans, even though Seven had lived far more of her life as a borg than a Human.
She tolerated Neelix, even though the guy was also a controlling weirdo with pedophilic tendencies. (That chick he showed up with was 3 years old or something)
She capped off the series by going back in time to change the past and take future tech specifically to give to the earlier version of herself.
Which is 100% against the temporal laws, non interference, etc etc, which starfleet preaches.

(Ok they break it a LOT, but not usually so blatantly and intentionally)

So a person who uses her position to gain total control over her inferiors, thinks she is in a position to decide the future of other people and whether or not they should have life altering procedures no matter the trauma and negative effects, plus she collects people with similar controlling personalities and dubious morality.

Kevvie has a lot to look up to.

 

[Bob_]

That hairline
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Tranch x Last year Furry Con drama
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Kevin mention the Farms
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HI KEVIN!!!

No matter what you name is, you are fat and ugly and I would never have sex with you.

Edit: going back a few pages, but maggot farms sound metal as fuck. And jesus what a horrible place to work at.

 

[Oxyjen]

Edit: going back a few pages, but maggot farms sound metal as fuck. And jesus what a horrible place to work at.

In some ways, even worse than kiwi farms

 

[0 0]

I gave a look at the comments on that tweet from Kevin complaining about the big meanie kiwis calling him Kevin. It seems we enjoyed this tweet more than any of his followers, because there's only two replies. But I adore this one. A follower tried to defend Kevin but instead accidentally insulted him by saying his birth name is ridiculous. If I didn't know any better, I'd say this was a sneaky troll.

 

[Old Fart]

Tranch x Last year Furry Con drama
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Oh, Kevin. Try Luke 6:41, there's a good lad.

 

[FinnSven]

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Oh, Kevin. Try Luke 6:41, there's a good lad.

What were the Troons fired for?

The thing I consistently hate about Troons and the occasional faggot is their instinct to cry homo/trans-phobia the second that someone else does something to them they don’t like.

A pair of fags once showed up very late to a London hotel check in, the hotel squeezed them in, as there was a don’t show up to check in, your booking is at risk clause.

However as the hotel had put them in a twin room saying that all of the doubles had gone, one poof squealed homophobia on twitter.

One troon I know IRL got threatened with the sack for adding overtime every time his boss texted him out of work with information.

When I tried to explain that a: adding a fucking hour to read an sms of maybe a dozen words is pissing them off and b: companies budget for employees salary and whatnot.
They don’t just have infinite money, so you have to discuss things like this with a manager, and when the manager expressly says, do not do this, you should stop.

But of course, the manager was being transphobic, nothing to do with the troon doing the job poorly, not actually qualified to do the job, and nothing to do with his abrasive personality and overestimation of his own intelligence.

Sorry rant over!

TLDR: People who cry prejudice or discrimination when something they don’t like happens piss me off.

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

Kevin's new "girl"friend
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Yeah, that’s a man alright. He manages to look more feminine than Kevin, though (with the exception of that chin). I wonder how long til Kevie gets jealous?

I think he mainly wants to be a woman because he thinks it’s identical to being a little boy, but without parents telling you to bathe or go to school.

Yeah, seems like incel ideation of femaleness, and how much “easier” they think women have it than men, combined with a mentally stunted “I don’t want to grow up” mentality. Making himself a life-long medical patient and shutting himself off with a bunch of other mentally ill people is the closest thing to eternal childhood he can get.

Another example of Kevin's lack of knowledge of female anatomy: he apparently thinks it's normal for vaginas to fill up with water and crap if you swim naked. Also for women to enjoy the feeling of sticking ice up in there. (Tweet he's replying to is art of the wolf furry from Helluva Boss with an ice lolly in her cooch.) link, archive
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Just another way kevin’s inelastic maze of scar tissue is not an actual vagina. I bet this guy thinks that the penis enters the uterus during sex.
And wasn’t the penis fish thing mostly debunked? I know there’s still that one guy in Brazil, but if it’s true, i’m pretty sure he put it in there on purpose.

Likely but not being a virgin does not save you from your own ignorance and unwillingness to learn. Smashing two parts together is different than asking a partner questions about their body to understand them better.

I just read a lady’s tweet about a guy who fucked the crease between her outer labia and inner thigh, and didn’t know the difference. Yeah, you can still be totally ignorant, even if you’ve had le sex before.

 

[80's Dad]

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I know this is a few days old, but the dictionary doesn't 'agree' with you, Kevin. It only exists to record the way that people use words. People are using the word 'girl' in this context, so the dictionary describes what they mean by it. The dictionary is not in charge of deciding what every word means.

Another example of Kevin's lack of knowledge of female anatomy: he apparently thinks it's normal for vaginas to fill up with water and crap if you swim naked.

This is true. The vagina is a self cleaning organ, and this is how it does it. It sucks up water, cycles it around, and is pushed back out. Read a book, sweaty.

Kevin taping his septum ring to his nose to shave was probably the only time in this whole thread that I've laughed with him and not at him though.

 

[Aunt Carol]

This is true. The vagina is a self cleaning organ, and this is how it does it. It sucks up water, cycles it around, and is pushed back out. Read a book, sweaty.

Here, I found a diagram:

 

[Bob_]

This is true. The vagina is a self cleaning organ, and this is how it does it. It sucks up water, cycles it around, and is pushed back out. Read a book, sweaty.

So it's like the cleaning cycle of a dishwasher? Wow, nature is amazing!

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Yeah, but the vaginas that Kevryn and his peers purchase and have installed are superior technology, with features that natal women couldn't even dream of.

Many of these new and improved vaginas come fur-lined with premium ballsack fur. And unlike the pleb vagina sported by icky natal women, the amhole-style dillyhoo actually becomes tighter over time. This means no inconvenient slackening or loosening -- nor the concomitant "roastie" effect -- that those filthy terf whores experience as a result of taking in too much penis.

In fact, one of the most amazing features of the installed vagina is that it ultimately results in the highly coveted "T4T" experience*, which is the highest pinnacle of human sexual relations since the Greeks first invented catamites.

*Those that do not achieve T4T often become part of the elite 41 Percenters. Either of these outcomes is considered an unqualified success.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I just read a lady’s tweet about a guy who fucked the crease between her outer labia and inner thigh, and didn’t know the difference. Yeah, you can still be totally ignorant, even if you’ve had le sex before.

That was a craze that various groups of larger lasses were up to in the80s & 90s- in select pockets of the UK where the knowledge was spread. Easier than convincing blokes to put condoms on, and they didn’t know the difference- let’s not even consider the laughable factor of wether or not sex was ever going to be pleasurable for teenage girls.

But yeah, only worked if you were at least a little chubby apparently.

No such cop out for skinnies