Artcow Blobby and Friends / The new adventures of Blobby the Blobfish, Monkey and Lily - When the exploded dead fish makes political statements, has underwear merch for everyday social injustice

What will the new Blobby comic be about?

  • Abortion is queer people's issue

    Votes: 281 38.4%
  • Nigger lives matter

    Votes: 233 31.9%
  • Fish corpse with a knife to fight against injustice and oppression

    Votes: 270 36.9%
  • Go grrrl

    Votes: 150 20.5%
  • Yaoi bait

    Votes: 178 24.4%
  • Dyke bait

    Votes: 163 22.3%
  • Immigration

    Votes: 116 15.9%
  • Tranny rights

    Votes: 325 44.5%

  • Total voters
    731
One thing that I've noticed is how much the main characters go out of their way to prove what "good people" they are. Like they do with the muscle woman or the positive masculinity guy who kisses his homies.
It's so performative and on-the-nose that I'm sure it's a front for something more sinister. Male feminists are usually the worst of their kind.
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Is there something you'd like to tell us, Mr. Buchman?
 
While blobby is a shitty comic, Let's take a look at another comic series made by the same creators,
Purrito
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This comic is less controversial. Pretty funny, And extremely cute. I'm not understanding why they dropped the idea and just moved onto Blobby The Blobfish. The last they ever did with the Cats is just sell some merchandise.
Oh wait Zach is a fellow Joyish Shekel Merchant. Oy Vey, Goyims will never understand our silver schemes!!!!
 
Powerlevel but I play sports and work out, which makes me pretty muscular compared to most women and even some men. Never got really insults from men or anyone else. I've gotten the occasional older man saying something that women shouldn't be playing sport yada yada but people usually shut that guy down quickly or he got told to fuck off. So it never bothered me tbh. But what does bother me? These weird fetishist. I've had so many weirdos in pronoun pins and colored hair touching my arms without asking me, asking me to crush or step on them, calling me 'mommy', being weird and sexual. And the weirdest part is that I can tell most of it is perfomative. They see me as unnatural and try to show how woke and good they are by being perverted to me. Sorry for the rant but damn does the blobby comics about muscular women make me MATI.
 
Powerlevel but I play sports and work out, which makes me pretty muscular compared to most women and even some men. Never got really insults from men or anyone else. I've gotten the occasional older man saying something that women shouldn't be playing sport yada yada but people usually shut that guy down quickly or he got told to fuck off. So it never bothered me tbh. But what does bother me? These weird fetishist. I've had so many weirdos in pronoun pins and colored hair touching my arms without asking me, asking me to crush or step on them, calling me 'mommy', being weird and sexual. And the weirdest part is that I can tell most of it is perfomative. They see me as unnatural and try to show how woke and good they are by being perverted to me. Sorry for the rant but damn does the blobby comics about muscular women make me MATI.
Holy shit. Can only imagine how muscular chick feels suddenly being surrounded and showered with shallow praise by strangers then, especially since she had AirPods in and probably couldn’t hear shit.
Actually, now that I think about it, one of the only times I’ve heard “shouldn’t be muscular blah blah” was when people were saying that Abby from TLOU2 was unrealistic for being super ripped in the middle of the apocalypse. Probably has no relation to the comic, but I wouldn’t be surprised.
 
Holy shit. Can only imagine how muscular chick feels suddenly being surrounded and showered with shallow praise by strangers then, especially since she had AirPods in and probably couldn’t hear shit.
Actually, now that I think about it, one of the only times I’ve heard “shouldn’t be muscular blah blah” was when people were saying that Abby from TLOU2 was unrealistic for being super ripped in the middle of the apocalypse. Probably has no relation to the comic, but I wouldn’t be surprised.
She was super ripped, tall as fuck and had literally zero boobs
 
Powerlevel but I play sports and work out, which makes me pretty muscular compared to most women and even some men. Never got really insults from men or anyone else. I've gotten the occasional older man saying something that women shouldn't be playing sport yada yada but people usually shut that guy down quickly or he got told to fuck off. So it never bothered me tbh. But what does bother me? These weird fetishist. I've had so many weirdos in pronoun pins and colored hair touching my arms without asking me, asking me to crush or step on them, calling me 'mommy', being weird and sexual. And the weirdest part is that I can tell most of it is perfomative. They see me as unnatural and try to show how woke and good they are by being perverted to me. Sorry for the rant but damn does the blobby comics about muscular women make me MATI.

I have a friend that is into bodybuilding and she got exactly the same thing with the weirdos. She made lemonade out of the lemons and started an onlyfans during lockdown and made out with the big bucks because of those guys.
 
I have a friend that is into bodybuilding and she got exactly the same thing with the weirdos. She made lemonade out of the lemons and started an onlyfans during lockdown and made out with the big bucks because of those guys.

Did she close her account when lockdown ended?

Because the way she made lemonade in that instance, probably has the potential to send more lemons her way, so many lemons that she can't even make lemonade with them.
 
This comic just made me realize that Lily keeps going back and forth between being a little girl and a grown woman. Do they put the ages of their characters anywhere, or can Lily just change her age to whatever is convinent at the moment?
That's a good question, because that's definately a little girl's dress that she's wearing in that comic.
 
Bullshit: Cat-fights start for the pettiest of reasons and wearing the same outfit is not the exception.

No one mistreats women like other women.

That's a good question, because that's definately a little girl's dress that she's wearing in that comic.

How long before the authors unironically start promoting trans-age or ageplay?
 
This comic just made me realize that Lily keeps going back and forth between being a little girl and a grown woman. Do they put the ages of their characters anywhere, or can Lily just change her age to whatever is convinent at the moment?
It's probably something to do with how milennial girls tend to act both insanely childish while also being in their 20s-30s
 
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Good lord, look at that shock, that malice. Also, did you know that redheads make up less than 2% of the world population? Maybe they don’t like being hit with the blackification beam.
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This just in: Hispanic, Asian, and Native American lives don’t matter.
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Have fun with your gender studies degree, high taxes, and shitty healthcare.
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…I honestly don’t have anything to say about these two.
 

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This just in: Hispanic, Asian, and Native American lives don’t matter.

Black lives don't matter to these people either, they burnt down so many black owned homes and businesses during 2020.

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Have fun with your gender studies degree, high taxes, and shitty healthcare.

Even if I supported more government involvement in healthcare, or any other left-wing social "safety net," I would absolutely oppose the cancellation of student debt.

Anyone stupid enough to spend thousands of dollars on learning useless shit with no real application in the real world deserves to be saddled with crushing debt for the rest of their life, and I assume there is a very valid argument to be made in favor of that viewpoint from a socialist point of view. A retard who blows tons of money on frivilous, or even harmful bullshit would NOT, at least in theory, fit in well in a socialist society. Yes, the same goes for the gender-bending retard who blows tons of money on HRT and SRS.

To cancel that debt is to continue to reward irresponsible behavior, AND contribute to the further collapse of society by continuing to allow these degenerates to continue to influence the younger generation for the worse.
 
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