DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Off the top of my head

Burger King Sandwich
ProJared making fun of him on Twitter half a decade ago
Jon and Rambo
PKA for some reason
Keemstar for shit DSP started
RTUSA
Tevin it's his fault
Paypigs/mods who rebelled and either never returned or crawled back
A local subway store in CT because theyw ere out of breakfast meals or something and the old Asian lady who was manager didn't bend over for him
His dad because Phil is a consistant liar
Jaha and all the other members of the FGC for always clowning him and exposing the king of hate as a massive pussy.

Anyone care to add?

Neil Druckman for making him have confused sexual thoughts about men because abby is a muscular and aggressive woman that has a sex scene...or twitter
Troy Baker, for being a good looking guy, again confusing phil...or for wearing an ascot and playing a guitar?!
Justin Wong, for being asian, more respected and liked and more successful than him
Street Fighter V, at this point I'm really not sure why
Max, for being more successful, being able to bounce back from a snafu, being respected and having an actual family
PDP pretty much the same reasons as max
Doc, more successful, bounced back from a few fuck ups including de-platforming, in much better shape at the same age.
Ninja, more successful and he has blue hair?
Twitch, we know why, I don't think he does at this point he just knows to whine about them.
College admissions for not accepting him cause he's white...no shit he said this.
Random College professor, for being boring and making him change majors
Asians, for being better at vidya-games
Pokemane, I forgot why.
Sony, because he's an Xbot now
Nintendo, I don't know why
Cannon Brothers/Roll Back netcode, not sure why but he has some stick up his ass about GGPO.
And apparently Dead by daylight 2!? for some reason...
POWERWALKING SAVED HIS HEALTH!

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9 out of 10 fat scammer would recommend.

EDIT:
He said he usually powerwalks 30mins, 1 mile every day. Thats... very odd.

hey! He got a blister from doing one quick power walk so you, know...yeah he's a trooper. I mean he's not going to "take care of it" till friday after his day off. And, yes he was just saying words that barely formed thoughts.


TMW you're so pathetic you have nothing better to do except shit on a game out of the blue for attention in the middle of the night. This is also the mongoloid who took 40 HOURS to get through the tutorial of D:OSII
 
Dave doesn't want a challenge. He just wants something with a thing he likes that occasionally give him this:

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Can’t even gamble like a true Italian man Tony Soprano in “Chasing It” kind of way. "If you couldn't lose, what's the fuckin' point, huh?” This faggot fails at EVERYTHING.
 
You need to account for the offset the date has due to the website being not instantly updated.

This was already posted, around those days he was interested in mobile gaming.
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Reading comprehension.

I did like that you can subtract "days_since_install": 1993 from today and see he installed the game on

February 10, 2017​

The fateful day when his life changed forever.

Was the 2017 incident where DSP admits to being black mailed into sucking Howards dick for a bit part in some movie? Im pretty sure it is.
 
it shows the profile for "DownFromTheTips" properly but doesnt load downfromtherafters properly..... this is def suspicious
It would be mildly suspicious if it were only his account and not all the other rando profiles exhibiting the same issue. I promise it's way more likely some Indian somewhere made a JavaScript coding error.
 
Wow good job for posting this because I just found something massive from this. If you search DownFromTheRafters on the WWE Champions website then click on his name, then stop the website from refreshing the information by pressing the x button in the top left instead of displaying nothing you get a bunch of data on Phil's account. This motherfucker has logged in consecutively 1637 days in a row!!!! Like fucking hell, how do you log in that many days in a row into a game. He's also in a faction called "Sons of Smackdown". Unfortunately you can't archive this page because the information showing seems to be an error.
Total win percentage 99.4%. Geez I see why he spends so much money. He's so bad at games generally speaking. He's so desperate to feel like the best at something that he'll pay however much it takes to win and be on top. Its the only way he can feel validated
 
It would be mildly suspicious if it were only his account and not all the other rando profiles exhibiting the same issue. I promise it's way more likely some Indian somewhere made a JavaScript coding error.i

it literally loads any other player for me except him....

this is what im talking about.... i literally type in random names and it diep;ays them fine and then snorts profile magically locks
 

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