Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Gunt of the Litter]

I wasn't upset it was taken down from the featured list, I was just curious why. I thought it was unusual.

 

[Null]

Patrick was a retard long before the OnA people found him. He lives in a bad part of town. In my view, there's still a very high probability that this was organic and not part of a plot by the rascals

Then that's great, fine, whatever, but the zeitgeist of this thread needs to change from "haha who cares if it was a swat prank if silly pig man upset again" to "people shouldn't be breaking the law to fuck with a man who is perpetually toddler raging anyways".

 

[Chan the Wizard]

The circumstances aren’t funny because swatting is both a waste of resources and dangerous for all involved people, but damn if I didn’t get a chuckle from him telling the cops about his pepperoni operation.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Problem witht he door-knocking theory is that the call is exactly at the sty of a very hated e-celeb, what are the odds even in shithole Milwaukee? And no Facebook neighbor reported having their door knocked. "Not the style of OnA/KF" sure, neither is what Nadolski did and Pat has 100k views on YouTube.

If it ends up being proven to be anything other than a malicious falsehood that triggered the cops' visit to the sty, I'll purchase a copy of Starship Repo and read it as punishment for being wrong.

 

[Spunt]

If anyone here Swatted Pat (or indeed anyone) they should be doxed and their personal information and most embarrassing posts sent to law enforcement or the OnA people, whichever is scarier it's the OnA people.

 

[Gunt of the Litter]

Problem witht he door-knocking theory is that the call is exactly at the sty of a very hated e-celeb, what are the odds even in shithole Milwaukee? And no Facebook neighbor reported having their door knocked. "Not the style of OnA/KF" sure, neither is what Nadolski did and Pat has 100k views on YouTube.

If it ends up being proven to be anything other than a malicious falsehood that triggered the cops' visit to the sty, I'll purchase a copy of Starship Repo and read it as punishment for being wrong.

I'll take you up on that bet. If it does get proven to be a swatting, I'll buy and read it.

 

[AnOminous]

There's some big retards around the Internet, but I doubt one is a big enough retard to get the wrong address.

That SWAuTistic guy who got someone killed did it by getting the wrong address.

 

[get-tar manajerk]

I'll take you up on that bet. If it does get proven to be a swatting, I'll buy and read it.

Giving Patrick incentive to continually swat himself to become the best-selling author he larps as. I like it.

 

[Mooner]

That SWAuTistic guy who got someone killed did it by getting the wrong address.

Yeah, that's horrifying. Not to mention regularly shooting dogs the second they bust open the door.

Swatting is fucking retarded and, if it does end up being a swat, the whole thing loses an enormous amount of hilarity.

 

[ImportantOpinions]

ONA is like Al-Qaeda. You fly two planes into the twin towers, you take credit. SWATTing might kill our prized lolcow, and people understand that. Opie, Anthony, Jim, Sam, Joe - not a single one of them has ever been SWATTed.

You guys get that he fabricated evidence in the lawsuit, the infamous YouWillNeverFindMe1488 email? That was Piggy realizing nobody was going to take him seriously as he cried BUT THEY SEND ME UNSOLICITED TEXT MESSAGES! BUT THEY IMPERSONATE ME ON TWITTER! So, same as he always does, he chose to be a shitty writer. Write an obviously Patrick email to Patrick with all the shit he wanted us to say, to help his case.

In the email he talked about sending letters across state lines to his neighbors falsely accusing him of being a pedophile. You can accuse him of being a pedo online all you want, but you are 10-15 years in a federal prison fucked if you write "Patrick Tomlinson is a pedophile" on a piece of paper, head down to your non-Wisconsin post office and mail that shit to other people on Oakland ave. This fat idiot googled how to send people to prison if they call you a pedophile, stumbled upon this incredibly obscure federal crime, and suddenly an anonymous stalker was threatening him with this.

Ona posters would take credit, and most Kiwis are passionate about not poking the cow. It's either:

1. A false flag
2. That spotshotter machine
3. Someone was recklessly shooting in his broke ass neighborhood
4. He accidentally discharged one of his guns
5. A retard kiwi lurker like Andrew who got drunk and had a brilliant idea

 

[NOT a Loaded Gun]

I don't know if Rick was swatted or not, but even Fat Rick doesn't deserve to be killed in his own home by a bunch of hyped up cops itching to ice a motherfucker.

What is hilarious to me is how he reacted to it all. Even if he was getting swatted (I'm leaning towards not), that is NOT the way to respond to cops who may already be at a heightened level of anxiety due to the risks involved in doing those kinds of raids. The fat fuck is lucky he didn't get tased and made to eat dirt until he calmed down his fat tits.

But damn was his reaction funny.

System is also shit. Chicago it was giving out nearly 90% false positives. It's also known to miss shots that were actually fire. The company is also known for getting litigious in order to hide the information that their tech is shit. The fact that his city still uses it despite it's numerous flaws is a joke.

I was unaware that the tech was that bad. A bigger city nearby recently installed more of these with the hopes of curbing shooting violence. Suckers!

 

[JJLiautaud]

DI'll take you up on that bet. If it does get proven to be a swatting, I'll buy and read it.

Ill do the same hell id even make a recording of my self saying that Fatrick isnt nearly as fat as the thread says he is, which is true, because hes much much fatter.

 

[Mooner]

There's one thing I know for sure: Patrick is a fat hog.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I was unaware that the tech was that bad. A bigger city nearby recently installed more of these with the hopes of curbing shooting violence. Suckers!

When all they need to curb shooting violence is to ask Pat to open new branches of his meat business in their city.

 

[Things Better Forgotten]

What a fat faggot. A fatgot if you will

 

[r00]

Getting upset over a featured thread sure is a bunch of faggoty nonsense. Patrick will always rise to the top like the fattiest cream. Its not like null is censoring the news. It's audio of an unhinged man screaming in the streets, just promote it yourself if anybody is that bothered. who really gives a fuck?

It probably was a rascal who did it, just a really retarded one. Imagine if it was @SomervilleDan who did this, lol.

(@SomervilleDan: you used to host a podcast about fatrick, but got bullied into hiding by some autistic nerds, in case you don't get the reference)

 

[Sneeder Griffin]

Why do people here want the thread featured? Yes, the recording was hilarious and more people should see it (even though swatters should neck themselves), but features always bring in a bunch of tards who don't actually read the fucking thread.

I remember when the Baby Monkey Hate thread got featured recently and all the A&H tourists used it as an excuse to sperg about "MUH CHINKS AND MUDSLIMES", even though most of the Monkey Haters who have been doxxed are middle-aged American white women and most of the producers are from Cambodia or Thailand.

 

[Felis Meanis]

Whenever Fatrick does his whole "child"-shtick, I'm reminded of this scene from "Being John Malkovich". Tomlinson would wish he was anywhere near as masculine as Captain Mertin, though.

 

[MySonDavid]

One thing I will say is, the OnA guys do appear to be willing to go harder in the paint than they used to. They seem unbridled now that they aren't reliant on reddit, and the antics of Chris Kuhn seem to have changed them a bit. When KillaKuhn got Joe Cumia's musical gig at a Brooklyn hipster bar cancelled there was a pretty intense reaction against it. Many of the users felt this was a bridge too far and that actually trying to get a guy cancelled was pretty gay and felt more like the actions of the dreaded s-j-dub. This, however, all culminated in one of the greatest things to happen in the sub's history. Brother Joe showed up on the people's court to argue his case and vehemently and repeatedly inform the court, and the audience, that he WAS NOT a pedophile, racist, misogynist, homophobe. So, despite the fact that the general consensus of the sub was that this was pretty gay, the results were undeniable. Then Kuhn went on to turn his 3 year old baby into a trebuchet projectile and went to prison (I wonder how he's doing?).

The point is, what was once unfathomable (swatting) might be more fathomable now days. I can't say since I am an exclusive KF poster and don't visit the new forum at all. And I'm not saying it was a swatting either, plenty of evidence to suggest it wasn't. All I'm saying is, there has been a shift in culture since the old days of the sub and it wouldn't surprise me to hear some crazy asshole actually swatted Fat.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I am reminded of the time that I banned SIG after he threatened to murder a bunch of people over Christmas and the FBI sent the first grand jury subpoena we've received over it. I told people this and I was shocked at how many absolute actual retards from A&H were complaining that I wouldn't let people openly talk about committing mass murders.

The forum has a system of self-preservation that trumps any rule, any funny, and any specific user or thread on this site. So let me made this especially clear to the slow people (@Paragon):

This year has seen a lot of SWAT pranks.
The Federal Government is very angry and taking this very seriously.
Every single subpoena I've ever received has been in regards to a violent threat or a lolcow who had been recently SWAT'd.
The Government charges you with attempted murder for doing this.

Get it? Get it? Get it? Are we on the same page now? Can I make it any clearer?

How many Pepperoni did Pat give you to sweep it up?