Grand Jury speculation thread

What will the next legal development be?

  • Grand Jury declares Chris fit for trial

    Votes: 458 30.3%
  • Grand Jury declares Chris a brokebrain and unfit for trial

    Votes: 203 13.4%
  • CONTINUANCE!

    Votes: 220 14.6%
  • Plea deal

    Votes: 122 8.1%
  • The US collapses, Chris escapes from jail and becomes a cult-leader

    Votes: 208 13.8%
  • The Merge occurs

    Votes: 301 19.9%

  • Total voters
    1,512
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I honestly don't think Barb is in charge of her own finances at this point.
Well, Chris is screwed.

And that would be legal and allowable. The money is to help cover things like housing and living expenses. It's not the Tard's money.
That's the funny thing: While Chris is (somewhat) willing to give his part of the money for the necessities (rent, mortgage, utilities), he has to have what remains to spend on useless shit. Then he's back to e-begging. The smart thing for Chris to do is give a little more to the mortgage so at least the house can be paid off (spoiler: he won't).
 
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I don't think we will see Chris actually go to stay with anyone from the internet. Chris loves his comforts. If anything he will get someone to drive him to his now empty house, which he will break into, and then essentially tell the person who got him there to fuck off.
I don't think Chris possesses the problem solving skills or grit necessary to break into a home. I don't think he'd have an easy time breaking a window and crawling in.
 
I don't think Chris possesses the problem solving skills or grit necessary to break into a home. I don't think he'd have an easy time breaking a window and crawling in.
I agree. Rather than Chris pulling a straight b&e, at most we would probably just see him scream sobbing at the threshold of 14BC about the occupants defying the word of the Lord.
 
I honestly don't think Barb is in charge of her own finances at this point.
Is it at all possible for Chris to access the bank once he's out? Didn't they have a joint account or something? I don't know if she would be smart enough to change her bank, unless someone else did it for her, so unless someone made her switch to a new bank, couldn't he start transferring funds as soon as he's out anyways? Sorry if these questions are dumb, I'm retarded and never shared a bank account or however the fuck Barb and Chris had it set up.
 
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You should only be alarmed if you're in the toxic minority, in which case you will burn in the flames of Chris' vengeance.

No, fuck that, you should absolutely be alarmed because that means you live in a universe where Chris is your God.

What I want to know is, when Sonichus and Rosechus become real, will they be considered big game animals and require licenses, seasons, and bag limits to hunt, or will they be varmints like coyotes and squirrels where you don't need a license to hunt them, you can hunt them any time of the year, and there's no bag limit? I want one of every color to mount their heads on my Man Cave walls along with my moose and pronghorn.
 
What I want to know is, when Sonichus and Rosechus become real, will they be considered big game animals and require licenses, seasons, and bag limits to hunt, or will they be varmints like coyotes and squirrels where you don't need a license to hunt them, you can hunt them any time of the year, and there's no bag limit?
Probably considered invasive species. Do anything you can to cull them from the land.
 
Most of the frustration comes from dealing with the phone calls, waiting on hold,

This is not something they do over the phone. You have to show up, in person, with original documents in hand,

It doesn't require Bob's "brain work",

But it does require a vehicle, especially in suburban and rural areas, because you have to travel, in person, to the jail / prison / hospital to get the paperwork, and then take that paperwork, in person again, to the SSA office. And there are even more steps if you're on public health insurance etc.

just that Chris manage to find it in himself to deal with the annoyance.

There's no way Chris could manage it on his own, even if he was willing to do the legwork.

the sprawly outer areas built in the 1950s-1980s not so much

They didn't stop in the 80s.


God if I knew being retarded on the internet my whole life would be arguably easier than an actual career path I'd be right up there with Chris.

Easier, maybe, but far less successful. It's not the sort of life that can provide things like stability, financial security, …dignity.


The money goes directly to them and into their accounts.

Then why did Barb have to demand a sizeable portion of it every month from Chris? Had it gone directly into her account, we would have heard Chris complaining about that, not complaining about handing over money to Barb like he did.

Chris has his own account into which his tugboat is paid. We know he has access to Barb's accounts because he has transferred money between his and hers. We don't know if Barb has access to Chris' account. I suspect she does, but was lazy enough to let Chris deal with it.


or will they be varmints like coyotes and squirrels

Feral hogs.
 
Has that ever been tried just a good ol fashioned game of whoop ass to set him straight.
I'm thinking if Chris tarded out when he was a kid, yes, however I assume Bob thought he'd revert to being a mute, so he couldn't take that chance. Now Chris getting beat in his 20s (when he started doing stupid shit), that would've been a sight to see. I assumed at that time Bob would think Chris would get better, but Chris spent most of that time being more obnoxious, Bob didn't have the energy for it.
 
I agree. Rather than Chris pulling a straight b&e, at most we would probably just see him scream sobbing at the threshold of 14BC about the occupants defying the word of the Lord.
This is the same guy who ran circles around his car because it didn't work. Hw would post online waiting for a ween/enabler close to Ruckersville or Charlottesville to come in for the rescue.
 
Well tomorrow's the day, I don't expect much beyond Greene county wishing they could throw the book at him so they can feed him to the sharks in big boy prison, but alas the best they can do is slap him on the wrist yet again, maybe put him on the therapeutic docket (again) and ship him to a tard home or at least send him home till the bank inevitably forecloses on his house. (assuming there's nothing barring him from going home at least) What amazes me most is the fact that there are STILL dipshits who either deny he did anything wrong, or are still willing to work with him when he's out.
If they really wanted to punish Chris that bad, it's still entirely possible to up it to a felony and hold him for 10 years, make every three nights it's own charge so he's looking at 10 years for EACH, add rape charges, elder abuse charges, financial abuse charges, and try any and all of them as felonies, until Chris is looking at 75 years in state pen.

Greene County is far from helpless if they want to throw the book at Chris. If he walks tomorrow, it's their fault
 
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