DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[DeeTracktor]

+ ~$1900 dollars in tips last week and almost $1000 this week.

And it's all gone already

 

[Lord_Point]

I hope the dents keep supporting multiversus, im enjoying good old bad at games retard phil and his inability to wrap his brain around a simple party style brawl style fighter. Love that he picks a support, even acknowledges hes picking a support, then starts whining about how the support character doesn't have strong attacks like the offence character! Great call out life long pro gamer, those stupid fucking devs should really know that the high utility low damage classes should also actually have high damage too! When will stupid devs realize they need to bring in DSP as a consultant to make their games for them? Lazy greedy stupid devs!

 

[Coke Zero]

I'm kind of expecting it to be a lot of him pretending to be surprised by stuff he's seen on a daily basis. But I hope you're right lol

Yeah the entire premise doesn't even make sense. It's all his own shit, that he personally put in that closet all by himself.. what exactly is there to react to? He should already know every single thing thats in there. He hasn't even lived there that long to the point that he should be forgetting what stuff he has stored away.

All it really shows is he has a really bad memory and also he was wasting a ton of money on pointless junk if he doesn't even remember what stuff he's bought in just the past few years.

 

[DeeTracktor]

what exactly is there to react to?

Nothing, he has probably found something to try and bait another ''Vest Streak'' .

So the dents better be ready cause Phil needs those 6 star Hogans

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Yeah the entire premise doesn't even make sense. It's all his own shit, that he personally put in that closet all by himself.. what exactly is there to react to? He should already know every single thing thats in there. He hasn't even lived there that long to the point that he should be forgetting what stuff he has stored away.

All it really shows is he has a really bad memory and also he was wasting a ton of money on pointless junk if he doesn't even remember what stuff he's bought in just the past few years.

The premise is that he's been dumping the shit he bought with his viewers money into that closet for so long that he doesn't even remember what all is in there. So obviously the smart thing to do is to keep giving him more money.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Are y'all sleep DSP just put out an emergency beg video

13 seconds in and he makes a weird face. He should be known as The King of a Thousand Faces

Also, does anyone have a timestamp of Phil getting snappy at Derich?

 

[Lazycunt]

Did phill delete the tweet from Rob on wheels or am I just superblindretard?

 

[LolCowCentral]

I think it's pretty much guaranteed that he's already gone through and removed anything he doesn't want his audience to know about. There's no way he'd actually risk another situation like the phone thing happening again. We also know he's no stranger to doing fake reacts at this point, like how he rehearsed his reaction to the Jon/Howard video for weeks before doing the stream.

He has already gone through it. He made a comment the other day where he is like "there is nothing in there incriminating. There are some old tax documents but I won't be showing those"

So with that statement he confirmed he has looked through it already and confirmed that he won't be showing everything he finds in there.

 

[Lord_Point]

He has already gone through it. He made a comment the other day where he is like "there is nothing in there incriminating. There are some old tax documents but I won't be showing those"

So with that statement he confirmed he has looked through it already and confirmed that he won't be showing everything he finds in there.

there is also no chance he actually modifies his setup for one stream because in addition to being paranoid hes fat, lazy, and stupid. Its going to be his normal setup then he will shamble off screen, make some joke about taking a shit, and then plop down on his chair and say "I bet most of you dont know what this even is! Thats right Derrich its a jahhewl case with an old school style CD which stands for computer drive!"

 

[strandedcastaway]

Punching air memes aside I am genuinely a little happy when he falls that short of his greedy-ass begging goal. It doesn’t make or break my day but y’know what? It’s like the first cigarette of the day when you’ve finally put aside enough time to enjoy it. Five minutes that are entirely yours. You wouldn’t really miss it if it weren’t there, but damn if it isn’t a reminder of how pretty good life can be.

Thanks, Phil. I am honest to God thriving on account of your frustration and misery and I’m not afraid to say it.

You're speaking the truth here. Smug, $200 in tips after an hour Phil is insufferable. Listening to him whine and beg knowing his scam is failing is much more entertaining.

Emergency beg video? I didnt see it coming, neither superblindman.

Im at work, cant watch it, anything interesting? Or just usual?

The funny thing is, he was raking in money last week, lots of big days. He had, basically, two slow days, and he's immediately desperate and begging for more. And talking about ad claims, when he already said he hardly makes anything on ads. Phil really needs to look in the mirror and ask himself why the $2500 he made last week was not enough to get him through one or two slower days.

 

[Corpun]

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Can slayer get a fucking life or is he as retarded as Derich and the other dents? You would've expected Singapore to round up all their tard NEETs. Has he been doxed?

My theory behind the engagement beg is Phil wants the new Secret WWE Champions video to go down in rank when you search "dspgaming" on YouTube. It's the third result right now on incognito.

Spoiler: YouTube Search

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How long until we get a very salty rant about how SL needs to be imprisoned for slander and libel?

Isn't it part of the Assassins Creed statue?

Yep, it's one of his stupid statues he claims he sold half a decade ago. Doubt he even remembers much from that game.

I see he still does begs videos with his black shirt on, somethings never change

Phil's shirts are so weird. Not in the way they are all ugly gaymer shirts he has worn his entire life, but they have special meaning. If you see his orange sleeved MLB shirt expect some unhinged rant about Twitch.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

You're speaking the truth here. Smug, $200 in tips after an hour Phil is insufferable. Listening to him whine and beg knowing his scam is failing is much more entertaining.

The funny thing is, he was raking in money last week, lots of big days. He had, basically, two slow days, and he's immediately desperate and begging for more. And talking about ad claims, when he already said he hardly makes anything on ads. Phil really needs to look in the mirror and ask himself why the $2500 he made last week was not enough to get him through one or two slower days.

I think that sixth star thing is fucking with him. He needs to stay on top of them leaderboards.

 

[Iron Hamster]

This faggot is sitting here getting mad because he’s getting demolished in multiversus, and ranting that his dents are asking him questions like “Do you like spiders?”, and he’s saying they’re stupid comments. Which they are, but it’s just him being a pissbaby and salty because he sucks at the game so much that he had to lash out at his stupid ass fans.

The true fans don't know what they can actually ask that won't get them the wrath of the pig or just get them banned.

Someone in snort burnell's comment section said ReviewTechUsa is going to give the pc he offered DSP to someone else apparently. He passed up on a pc that probably would have been perfectly fine for streaming so he could beg for some expensive shit that he won't even play pc games on.
Also Rich says he isn't going to be a paid DSPGaming member anymore after secret's video. He was the highest tier, an ultra supporter (which DSP offers zero benefits for). We'll see how long this lasts

I never saw the clip before but him sitting there saying he's telling an attorney how publicly available documents will be public is rich.

Hunks with long blonde hair... seems to be a pattern. I believe this was tweeted at 4am his time? I'm east coast so maybe I'm confused.
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What does twitter have to do with you oogling a man from a sport you know nothing about Phail? Are they your snake in the garden of Eden?

Nothing, he has probably found something to try and bait another ''Vest Streak'' .

begsactly

 

[Draventren the Squeakuel]

Dsp has a warped perspective on marriage imo, do people that do get married, replicate what they grew up with between their own parents? I would assume no but truly dont know.

Your parents relationship tends to be what sets the standards of your relationships, as well as what you expect of yourself. Its why we have women who have very little respect for themselves and let men treat them like shit, as well as men who grow up to be meek and easily controlled by women, their parents relationship wasn't great and the power dynamic was uneven or a parental figure wasn't present.

We speculate a lot about his parents relationship, based on how he behaves in every relationship (friends and romantic partners) as well as the shit he says. I've assumed, based on what we know about his history and behaviors, that his parent's marriage was very transactional, that his dad really wasn't around much, and that the two of them didn't have a whole lot of respect for each other. This has taught Phil that his friends and partners are: there for him to use (see John and Howard as props, and his girlfriends/wife as maidmoms) that marriage is all about buying shit for your SO (see his marriage being based on how often he can go out and eat dinner with his wife), and how any maintenance of a relationship is everyone elses job but his (see John and Howard reaching out to apologize to him).

Part of it is his narcissism, but I think his parent's relationship played a big part in that.

Tl;dr Phil is emotionally stunted, selfish, and has a warped perception of what a relationship of any kind should be. He is also fat, gay, and I would not have sex with him.

 

[Where Am I Playing]

Okay, so I just found the source for ReviewTechUSA talking about the pc he was going to give Phil. This is what it was: AMD Ryzen Threadripper 1st Gen 16-Core Processor, NVIDIA RTX 2080, and 32 GB RAM. But DSP said it's 5 years old, so it must be outdated garbage SNORT!
By the way, no need to watch the video past him listing the specs. I'm only linking it to show the proof of Rich talking about the pc so you know I'm not making shit up. The combo of steel toe retard and Rich is unbearable.

 

[Pargon]

Okay, so I just found the source for ReviewTechUSA talking about the pc he was going to give Phil. This is what it was: AMD Ryzen Threadripper 1st Gen 16-Core Processor, NVIDIA RTX 2080, and 32 GB RAM. But DSP said it's 5 years old, so it must be outdated garbage SNORT!
By the way, no need to watch the video past him listing the specs. I'm only linking it to show the proof of Rich talking about the pc so you know I'm not making shit up. The combo of steel toe retard and Rich is unbearable.

Fucking hell. Phil could’ve rendered and processed his own videos in a fraction of the time it takes for YouTube to do it for him but since he’s lazy (and this was a giant scam to start with) he turned down a system that could play 90% of the games on the market on high settings.

Hey Rich, I could use a backup rig. HMU, I’ll actually pay you for it.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Butting in on the Davesphere, but Chris Chan is getting out of jail and needs a $150K tip to save da Temple!

Edit: Chris Chan might not be getting out anytime soon, belay the 150K tip and give it to Dave so that he can get more sweaty jpegs.

 

[NursezillaX]

Phil was way to calm and he didn’t even bother stalling so I expect a whale tip in the beginning and a few lighter tips to get at least over $100


I doubt $100 can even last the night with Phil’s gacha and gin addiction.

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Also feel free to rate me late but this shit is just pure bottom of the barrel content. It’s just Phil digging through crap and calling it “khantent”. Can’t wait for Phil to complain that no one is watching, chatting, or tipping.

'locked in' is the newest thing he excessively says that grinds my gears

I assume that will save the channel (how many fucking times has his channel been saved now?)

He was just talking last night on the Daily Fap about the 'hardcore gaming season' and how that's going to 'bring a lot of attention to DSP Gaming, people will be wanting to check out the games, and people are gonna be excited and engaged'. What the hell is the precedent for him always saying this? When was the last time he got any kind of appreciable influx of viewers or support due to the HGS?

He talks about it though as if there were some long history of repeated success, making it a given that he's going to make bank at that time, as opposed to a repeatedly failed prediction that always fizzles out and will be followed by a few months of begging until he again starts talking about how THIS year, no for real I promise, all the new games will be coming out and the subs and tips are gonna just... stop me if you've heard this one before

 

[Balr0g]

Okay, so I just found the source for ReviewTechUSA talking about the pc he was going to give Phil. This is what it was: AMD Ryzen Threadripper 1st Gen 16-Core Processor, NVIDIA RTX 2080, and 32 GB RAM. But DSP said it's 5 years old, so it must be outdated garbage SNORT!
By the way, no need to watch the video past him listing the specs. I'm only linking it to show the proof of Rich talking about the pc so you know I'm not making shit up. The combo of steel toe retard and Rich is unbearable.

That does sound like a good streaming pc not gonna lie. surte it could not handle a maxed out modern game like RE8 but Phil wouldn't play on it anyway. Phil is the stupid consumer who needs the latest and brightest. That's why he won't use the current stream deck (he could use it in combination with his new laptop) or his old green screen. Someone should put a real dent in his oddly shaped head maybe it will work to make him smarter

 

[Very Honest Content]

My theory behind the engagement beg is Phil wants the new Secret WWE Champions video to go down in rank when you search "dspgaming" on YouTube. It's the third result right now on incognito.

Spoiler: YouTube Search

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I don't want to be "that" autistic guy, however, this is not the "third" result when you search. There is the "+8 more" contracted out of view results, then the video you think he's concerened over is actually the #1 video of what is now the youtube search results' "others are watching" suggestion on the search topic. Search engine superiority, as valuable as air superiority in non-autistic war.