Grand Jury speculation thread

[RodgerDodger]

A defendant is supposed to go before a jury of his peers.
But who on this wonderful planet could ever be considered a peer to Chris?

So the Gunt and his followers will get served with Jury Duty?

 

[A Grey Cat]

Man the day is here and Chris is in the court room. I can hear it now. The tard storm approaches

What'd he say?

He said there's a storm coming....

I know.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

I hope Chris goes free so Null will spergout

 

[axeltrite]

So it begins, the greatest milkstorm of our time...

We're at the land of milk and honey. KF is jewish now.

 

[Fumanchuchu]

But it's posted by Helena, is that a credible source?

 

[Penis]

Considering the police didn't even bother to question Barb I'd be surprised if this became a felony trial. Literally the only hard evidence would be recordings from Chris himself, which Heilburg could likely argue that nothing he says can be taken seriously.

 

[LargeChoonger]

But it's posted by Helena, is that a credible source?

A fly could buzz in and out of the courtroom and someone would try to interview it. Everything's a reliable source right now

 

[Nicest Person on a Honda]

VINElink updates fairly quickly, but only gives current custody status.

Good eye! Here is link to Chris' vineline

https://vinelink.vineapps.com/person-detail/offender/22167398;tabIndexToSelect=0

It still lists him in custody, but there would likely be a delay either way.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Ther only way this shitfest goes before a jury si if Chris against the cries and pleas from Heilburg demanded it on the grounds that he'd be found innocent by virtue of being Chris.

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

But it's posted by Helena, is that a credible source?

The link to the tweet https://twitter.com/OnionfarmsMedia/status/1552724115345268736?s=20&t=EG8Xn1ti2PDcKWTUHsz7-g

 

[ChrisIsGay]

We're at the land of milk and honey. KF is jewish now.

The goyim know.

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

I just called.

They said Kengel is fat, and boiling hamburgers should be a federal crime.

But there's that Albanian restaurant in Ohio that prides itself on their boiled hamburgers... Do you want to hurt the Albanians? They've been a NATO Member since 1992.

 

[AnOminous]

I just called.

Saul Goodman told me I have rights. I hadn't known that previously.

Just saying.

 

[My Name is Mud]

A fly could buzz in and out of the courtroom

 

[Ass Johnson]

Considering the police didn't even bother to question Barb I'd be surprised if this became a felony trial. Literally the only hard evidence would be recordings from Chris himself, which Heilburg could likely argue that nothing he says can be taken seriously.

But also considering that Chris is a fucking liar, they could have questioned her, got physical or other evidence, or anything really. For them to allegedly upgrade to felony this late in the game seems to imply they have something.

 

[themarchivist2]

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

I just called.

Then I hung up and killed myself for being a tard. I’m a ghost now.

 

[RodgerDodger]

CNN reported a man just turned into a blue rat and flew out of a courtroom in Virginia. They said it sighed and shit itself while doing so. Think this might be related?

What color were it's arms?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I don't care if you believe me, but I called. I asked the clerk on the update on a defendant, and she immediately said Christine Chandler. She told me it was moving to a grand jury. I doubt she would say that to throw people off, but it's true.

 

[Ass Johnson]

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well god damn