Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

i agree. Simple pranks and trolling is one thing, but swatting is beyond reatarded. As much as I dislike the fat fuck (and it can never be stated how fat he is,) he hasn’t done anything to deserve death.
If the damage were only to Rick, I wouldn't give a shit. If he literally got killed, I wouldn't give a shit.

My only moralfaggotry about swatting is the inconvenience and danger to innocent bystanders, the cops themselves, and neighbors. Completely innocent people have been killed by this bullshit.
 
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Step 1) always call them child
Step 2) bitch and moan like a faggot
Step 3) rinse repeat.
1. Always engage, this is a contest of wills and yours is stronger
2. Talk down to everyone, remember: you're better than them
3. Never let them have the last word, keep responding no matter what
 
How the fuck do you need a seminar on how to work with an editor?
Well, to be fair, a lot of editors are damaged goods and often it’s up to authors to manage the relationship and drive progress. But in this case these people don’t know how to human, let alone adult. I bet they spend most of these cons actively searching other attendees’ faces for social cues.
 
Yes, because he thinks he sounds brave and strong. One of his recent negress nemeses is jumping in here:

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Someone’s taunting the pests. Pat’s sympathizers are as retarded as he is.
I don't understand why Pat and Pat's meager half-dozen or so cronies attribute so much empty meaning to the trolling he receives. All this talk of cults and Q-anon and sociopaths and whatever the fuck else. They are so utterly devoid of a sense of humour and so hell bent on taking everything deadly seriously, that they can't reckon with the fact that someone out there somewhere might be doing or saying something goofy for no reason but the hell of it.
Also Pat is gay.
 
They are so utterly devoid of a sense of humour and so hell bent on taking everything deadly seriously, that they can't reckon with the fact that someone out there somewhere might be doing or saying something goofy for no reason but the hell of it.
He also can't bear the fact that he is completely devoid of purpose in life and no one really pays attention to him, so he attaches all sorts of nonsense to random inconveniences to make it look like they've made it far enough that they have people trying to take them down.

Or, in the case of Fatrick's "fans," they live vicariously through his fantasy of being important. Almost a more pathetic existence than his own.
 
I don't understand why Pat and Pat's meager half-dozen or so cronies attribute so much empty meaning to the trolling he receives. All this talk of cults and Q-anon and sociopaths and whatever the fuck else. They are so utterly devoid of a sense of humour and so hell bent on taking everything deadly seriously, that they can't reckon with the fact that someone out there somewhere might be doing or saying something goofy for no reason but the hell of it.
Also Pat is gay.
They are all low-status whites who have internalized the fact that they have nothing to show for their lives. So they try to gain some attention by adopting this absurd SJW victim posturing. It’s pathetic and rather funny.
 
One of the best parts about it all is that even up to the point that we found out one of p@ts neighbors recorded the incident, i was still a bit let down bc i thought that was just proof that it didnt involve fatso, and was just some other unrelated cop bullshit.

And then we find out that she only thought it was a cop bc of how much of a lunatic fatrick sounded like while squealing at them :story: i mean, even the way the info gets dripped out is comedy gold. The timing, the setup, the punchline, all of it was just too good to be true. I even didnt think it was pat for the first couple lines of dialogue bc my brain didnt wanna think something so serendipitous would actually happen. But when he started screechin and gettin words all mixed up like DOYOUHAVENANYNIDEA and shit, i had no doubt it was him.

Now im just rubbin my hands together in my best jew impression, bc didnt @SomervilleDan say the MPD was sending him a file with something related to the incident on it? Either way, i doubt this is the last we hear of this shit.
 
If Pat swatted himself, would he sound so deranged and hysterical?

(I hope all swatters get the gas chamber)

He plans everything out in his head, including how other people will respond to him. Other people are always gonna sympathize with me.

Take the Nadolski case. Patrick had the whole thing figured out, he'd show up with no evidence, he'd be heard, the judge would side with him and grant the restraining order. The judge would admonish Andrew and say he's 100% responsible while chuckling at Patrick's line about not closing bars anymore. Instead he shows up, and the judge doesn't even take Andrew's side. The judge says they're two dumbasses making threats via text, and almost instantly Patrick snaps. THAT DID NOT OCCUR THAT DID NOT OCCUR!

The same thing happened. He rehearsed in his head all the cops standing around silently while he monologues about the cyberstalkers. The police sergeant rests a hand on his shoulder, tells him they had no idea it was this bad. They're gonna start taking this case more seriously. Instead they show up, they won't let him speak, they're asking him if this is a domestic dispute. So he flips his shit because they're NOT LISTENING TO WHAT HE HAS TO SAY!
 
The cops are at his fucking house and there's no arrest. I have no reason to believe he's lying. I'd be furious too if I were dealing with dipshit pigs hassling me because of retards on the Internet.
I agree. Pat didn't handle himself well at all (because he's a fucking idiot) but he's got every right to be angry with them for not even bothering to look up his address to see what they might have been walking into. That seems like basic policework just to protect themselves, especially if they really were responding to a report of gunfire. They could easily have walked into a lethal encounter totally unprepared and gotten themselves killed. I'd sure as hell want to know if there's a history of Bad Things™ happening at an address I've just been dispatched to. I'm genuinely a bit surprised they didn't check, even out of nothing more than self-interest.
 
He plans everything out in his head, including how other people will respond to him. Other people are always gonna sympathize with me.

Take the Nadolski case. Patrick had the whole thing figured out, he'd show up with no evidence, he'd be heard, the judge would side with him and grant the restraining order. The judge would admonish Andrew and say he's 100% responsible while chuckling at Patrick's line about not closing bars anymore. Instead he shows up, and the judge doesn't even take Andrew's side. The judge says they're two dumbasses making threats via text, and almost instantly Patrick snaps. THAT DID NOT OCCUR THAT DID NOT OCCUR!

The same thing happened. He rehearsed in his head all the cops standing around silently while he monologues about the cyberstalkers. The police sergeant rests a hand on his shoulder, tells him they had no idea it was this bad. They're gonna start taking this case more seriously. Instead they show up, they won't let him speak, they're asking him if this is a domestic dispute. So he flips his shit because they're NOT LISTENING TO WHAT HE HAS TO SAY!
Very Russell Greer-esque. Russ is another low IQ autistic narcissist like Pat. He, too, has terrible "creative" output no one wants and he, too, writes scripts both in a futile attempt at commercial success and mentally, in his daily life. People like this can't respond to normal social interaction in real time because of their nonexistent empathy, low intelligence, and complete mental inflexibility so they have to plan everything out in advance. But their limited intelligence greatly hinders their ability to do even this, so basically you get a single long script instead of some sort of more complex, flexible plan.
 
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Please lord, have this be even half as good as I'm imagining.
 
Yes, because he thinks he sounds brave and strong. One of his recent negress nemeses is jumping in here:

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This is the third or fourth time I've see Aniyah a-logging Mr. Tomlinson on Twitter since their initial interaction and I get a chuckle every time I do. She was sucked into Piglinson's gravitational pull at random and now she's along for the ride with us, laughing at his antics.
 
Joe Cumia never took a swatting from those fellas, and they really gave him hell. It's just not how they do it.
No person in the history of O&A, before or after Reddit, ever had the cops called on them. SWATing is a quite recent phenomenon centred around streaming, and has been really fucking controversial since it started. It doesn't make a whole lick of sense to do it to some guy who isn't streaming, because there'd be no pay off. We only got the audio through sheer luck, there shouldn't have been anything outside of the call log. The only other reason to do it is if you're some kind psychopath who wants to legitimately harm or traumatize the person in question.

I can't see anyone from onaforums doing this shit. They might be bastards and degenerates but they're not stupid. I don't even suspect it's a KF lurker a la Nadolski, that's just too big a leap for a rando to make in my opinion. If the call was a work, my money's on Twitter, Discord or Twitch lunatics. They're petty, short-sighted and deranged enough to do something like that on a whim.

One thing I will say is, the OnA guys do appear to be willing to go harder in the paint than they used to. They seem unbridled now that they aren't reliant on reddit, and the antics of Chris Kuhn seem to have changed them a bit.
I don't think things have gotten worse, just different. Back with Joe, Ant, Logan Lynn, etc, the trolling was more of a guerilla thing. Direct confrontation was pretty rare, they wouldn't often pop up on the sub to duke it out mano-a-moro. On their public profiles, they usually wouldn't acknowledge the OnA crowd, or at least learned not to, but in private they'd do gay behind-the-scenes shit like DMCA strikes and the rascals would respond in kind by reporting their Twitters or signing them up for the Big Apple Ranch monthly newsletter. Once they got results, the pests would triumphantly record them and all would rejoice and gloat.

The interaction with Rick is quite different because of his insanity. He will engage 100% of the time, guaranteed, no matter how silly the initial message. Everything he says is so autistic, so haughty and so delusional it's both hilarious and infuriating at the same time. That really helped to change the dynamic. The barrier of entry for participation was lowered significantly because he just can't let the idiots win. His pig-headed obstinacy was great fodder for pests to riff on and come up with innovative new bits. He's like a blank canvas to trolls, something they can explore the full breadth of their creativity on. The end result is a trolling pattern that's a lot more intense and personal, because anyone can do it (🥓🥚🧀), because he allows them to do it. Joe and Ant were smart enough to tap out from time to time, and eventually indefinitely, so you had something of a trolling cycle. With Pat, it never fucking ends.

In terms of the actual severity of the bits though, I don't think it's gotten noticeably worse. Most of it is the same shit they did back in the old place, with the exception of the text messages, but that's his own fault. Joe's number and email were known to everyone for ages as well, but he never got anywhere near as much in his inbox, simply because he didn't bother responding to most of them.

The one thing I'll say people have gotten more gungho about is getting riskier with their own shit. Since the lawsuit, you see a lot more sharing of personal information and IRL gags than before. Some users have made a sport of skirting as close as possible to self-doxing just to make a mockery of Rick's incessant threats of jail time, time running low and knocks and the awaiting thereof. They're like matadors trying to bait the bull closer with every charge, except instead of a bull it's an obese waterbuffaler or one of those warthogs whose tusks grow out into their own skulls.

Patrick S. Tomlinson will attend, be a panelist and sign books at GenCon @ Indianapolis August 4th-7th

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Note it says "free" but you need a con pass I assume, which costs $65 / $80 for Friday and Saturday (lol). They have something called GenCon Online going on at the same time but it's unclear if they livestream some panels or it's a separate thing.

Link to archived event page for each + description
This type of conventions are faggot city which means concealing your face with a mask is not only common but required indoors (aren't vaccines amazing?) and they might even accommodate attending under a pretend name to cater to mentally ill trannies. Anybody going?
Did you pick out the relevant panels to post here or is that the full list and Rick decided to attend every single one because he's an expert at everything?
 
1. Always engage, this is a contest of wills and yours is stronger
2. Talk down to everyone, remember: you're better than them
3. Never let them have the last word, keep responding no matter what
In short, cave in to the trolls, give them everything they want, dance like a clown for them, while advertising your clown services to every troll in existence.
 
I agree. Pat didn't handle himself well at all (because he's a fucking idiot) but he's got every right to be angry with them for not even bothering to look up his address to see what they might have been walking into.
You're assuming he's telling the truth about anything he tweeted. Given his history of playing fast and loose with facts, when not outright lying, that's not a good assumption.

Beyond that, he's so delusional that he imagines any and all criticism he faces - the vast majority of it very well deserved - constitutes a felonious act. He considers an unfriendly person/critic a "stalker" simply for replying to him with anything other than platitudes or lock-step agreement. The mere fact that he was raging at the police during this incident does not mean the police did anything wrong.

That seems like basic policework just to protect themselves, especially if they really were responding to a report of gunfire.
I'm not sure that the mere assertion by a member of the public that they may be a victim of "swatting"/hoax reports to police is some sort of magic all-encompassing shield that will prevent a person from having a negative engagement with law enFARCEment. Consider, a person could, using doctored evidence, report that they've been threatened with swatting, in the belief that they can slow response times to a crime they intend to commit at their residence, or to cast suspicion elsewhere. Also, the police still have to respond to a call about gunplay at a location, even if that location may have been flagged in the past as having the potential for a hoax call. Beyond that, why are they supposed to consider a person making such a claim to be unquestioningly credible? Surely they know there is shenanigans surrounding at least one criminal complaint of "vandalism" at his residence. Who knows how many times he's made a false report to police of "stalking" or other felonious activity based solely on a comment someone made that he didn't like?

In addition to only having heard Fatprick's self-serving assertions about the event, we only have audio of the situation after it already blew up, the neighbor having hit record who knows how long after their arrival on scene. We have no idea what transpired prior to the front-porch screaming. He didn't even allege that that they so much as forced their way into the house. If you ask me they acted, based on all available evidence, exactly the way they should have given that some report of shots fired was made. If someone really claimed to be him and stated that they'd just killed their wife [I wont believe that until I hear the audio of the 911 call] and the absolute worst that happened was that he ended up briefly handcuffed - likely because he went into a tard-rage from the first knock and was belligerent with them from the moment they arrived because they didn't believe everything he said without question and didn't otherwise act as though they're his private security force - while they searched, he should consider himself extremely lucky, not rage over his delusional belief that just because he claimed that he might be at risk for a "swatting" incident that the police were just supposed to ignore a report or take it any less seriously.

They could easily have walked into a lethal encounter totally unprepared and gotten themselves killed. I'd sure as hell want to know if there's a history of Bad Things™ happening at an address I've just been dispatched to. I'm genuinely a bit surprised they didn't check, even out of nothing more than self-interest.
You have only his word to take for the assertion that they allegedly didn't even check, or that they had any good reason to take any report he made to them of potential "swatting" to be credible at the time it was made.
 
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I agree. Pat didn't handle himself well at all (because he's a fucking idiot) but he's got every right to be angry with them for not even bothering to look up his address to see what they might have been walking into. That seems like basic policework just to protect themselves, especially if they really were responding to a report of gunfire. They could easily have walked into a lethal encounter totally unprepared and gotten themselves killed. I'd sure as hell want to know if there's a history of Bad Things™ happening at an address I've just been dispatched to. I'm genuinely a bit surprised they didn't check, even out of nothing more than self-interest.
Remember the call was to the empty half of the duplex. Any notes on Pat would have been linked to the half Pat lives in, not the half he rents out, which is a totally separate address normally inhabited by totally separate people.

If this was a Swatting, it's either a piece of genius or a complete coincidence that the call was placed in such a way that would bypass any notes relating to Pat's address yet still summon him to the door.
 
To address some other bits of the story from pat over the past dozen pages or so:
- no warrant or consent needed for a situation like this, falls under 'exigent circumstances' as a justification for entry and limited search (i.e. for a dead body).

- It's not a boast that four cops handcuffed you. If they believe you just killed someone, they're gonna use as many cops to handcuff you as they can because it's faster. Not for a second do I think piggy was wrestling with other pigs, he probably just tried to "child, no, you need a warrant" them instead of immediately turning around and putting his hands behind his back. If he had actually resisted in a meaningful way he'd be posting photos of his injuries on twitter.

- He was mouthing off but it makes sense that he wasn't arrested as it looks super bad to cuff innocent and then arrest them for penny-ante shit like disorderly conduct for being upset that they're in handcuffs. I'm sure it happens, but it's lame and I'm sure no one wanted to have to keep dealing with him by booking him anyway
I agree. Pat didn't handle himself well at all (because he's a fucking idiot) but he's got every right to be angry with them for not even bothering to look up his address to see what they might have been walking into. That seems like basic policework just to protect themselves, especially if they really were responding to a report of gunfire. They could easily have walked into a lethal encounter totally unprepared and gotten themselves killed. I'd sure as hell want to know if there's a history of Bad Things™ happening at an address I've just been dispatched to. I'm genuinely a bit surprised they didn't check, even out of nothing more than self-interest.
Cops responding to a priority call are going are unlikely to be searching an address for event history, if they even have a working computer in their car (you'd be surprised). They have to expect to be walking into a potentially lethal encounter anyway on such a call and seconds can make the difference. Adrenaline, sirens, etc. However...

I agree that pat has a right to be upset at the department, if he's actually spoken to the police about this. Dispatch should have a system set up that can pop up an alert to them for a particular address if they flag it for being a potential 'swatting' location along with other flags like "resident assaults police," etc. It's 2022 and it's a big enough city\department that this should be set up. They should also probably be careful with any call like this that ticks the boxes of a swatting call if the caller doesn't stay on the line.

I wonder if the caller purposefully gave the lower half of the duplex to try and avoid the issue of his specific address maybe being flagged?

Anyway, whoever did this (assuming it was a swatting, seems likely) has finally, after years, made Pat an actual victim of something aside from his poor dietary choices. Not sure anyone will believe him, though...
 
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