Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[Sarcastic Username]

Jenna Hoffstein, as Google tells me. She was already in the Wiki article for Rev60, so this is nothing new.

 

[zedkissed60]

Five delusional dudes
Tweetsave: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

 

[Hodor]

Huge props to @zedkissed60 for digging through so much shit and finding all the delicious Scripts and Advertising stuff, the fake person crap and so much more. You are a true american hero. And also a lot of respect to Jaimas for writing the articles on the wiki.



Now, back to business!

Did y'all know that Revolution 60 was inspired by Final Fantasy Tactics?

https://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/696590769877024768

Spoiler: FFT

Edit: Oh, I'm not sure if it got mentioned here or not, but the ISBN on that back cover? http://www.isbnsearch.org/isbn/0525947647

'Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them'

As a huuuuge tactical RPG/SRPG sperg, the idea of Wu making an SRPG would be fucking hilarious, because she has absolutely no idea what the fuck she's doing with Rev60 as it is now, much less having to deal with a genre that requires a fair bit of balance in order to create a solid game in it.

....I take it back.

When I thought that the previous chapter was the worst, I had no idea I was merely poised above the morass of insanity that is Chapter 3. Marvel as Allison Holiday spin-kicks an immigrant child she then names Sweatshop. Minuete is somehow involved. Soup Hotels is marvelous compared to this hell. More people being called badonkadonks. Marvel at Wu attempting a fight scene. We also get Brea being a reference to Aya from Parasite Eve in that she's half-Japanese and owns several Katanas. Also Alison was once almost a Playboy Playmate. This comes up multiple times across several subchapters.

Also Brea has a breakdown over a boy and its totes emoshunal you guys.

The fucking MIYAGI CRANE KICK shows up again. As does the most stereotypical gay club where Allison dances so well she turns gays straight and by god does this thing makes me pine for the days of Myth of the Legendary Warrior. Jay Geis, Sophie Labelle, I take it back. You are no longer the worst things I have ever seen play with written words. Marvel as Lani pulls a Wu and treats everyone with an opinion not her own as intellectual inferiors and Allison does everything through the powers of plot convenience. There's also multiple sub-chapters of IMs, a-la Date Education.

The best parts first occur during Sub-Chapter 7, where the protagonists run into a group of Autistic Children, or as Flynt worded it, "Spastic Children." This gives what is, without a shadow of a doubt, the most unintentionally funny part of this book. The next one comes in Sub-Chapter 9, when Brea is subjected to....

*Sinister Orchestral Music Intensifies*

Yes. This is Real. It Actually Happens.

There's a very interesting part as well, in Sub-Chapter 10, where Lani establishes a fake identity for herself. Curiously, it almost seems like it comes from a place of familiarity.

Finally, we have Minuete's Evil Corporation, Paradox Ninety. That name sounds familiar, no? And it's totes the most subtle thing ever. It's about as subtle as this:

This is amazing. And retarded. Check it out, Kiwis.

Christ all mighty.

This is some fucking 14-year old prose, and Wu was in her 20s when she wrote it. It's amazing- how the hell did she get worse with each installment? And she thought someone would publish this? Fucking Eragon has better writing than this shit.

 

[The Grimace]

I bet the second relic will be records of john's facial feminization surgery or something.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Five delusional dudes
Tweetsave: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

I hate that I have to use ReturnOfKings as a source, but. . .

 

[tepid]

Amanda makes it sounds like ADN

Likely App Dot Net, that dumbass twitter clone where you had to pay for accounts that was popular with some of the twitter Mac scene big shots she's friendly with.

 

[Lorento]

This is some fucking 14-year old prose, and Wu was in her 20s when she wrote it. It's amazing- how the hell did she get worse with each installment?

It reeks of running out patience in the middle of a story. I can relate, but usually one takes a break or a walk to think things through. Our beloved Wu decided to simply keep writing. Just the start of it, with the literal page of one line dialogue with NO INDICATION of tone or what the characters are doing other than speaking. That's something one does for a real early draft, where you add the dialogue and work out what they're doing later. Not for the "Good" version.

Just look at this first line.

Minuete wasn’t quite happy. In fact, she was pretty much the opposite of happy. She was filled with bloodlust rage at the failure of her new evil organization, Paradox 90, to accomplish its first mission.

'Bloodlust rage'

Wow.

Even better, the rest of this sentence is garbage. Could one perhaps show her being unhappy? Could one show her drinking a stiff brandy with shaking hands? Maybe fiddling with something to keep her mind off things? But of course not, its Wu and like Rev 60 this sentence is unfinished.

Before I start A-Logging Wu's writing ability, I shall end with posting this actual line without comment.

“Well Professor, you are honored to be at the headquarters of my evil organization to take over the world, we are….Paradox Ninety!” Minuete said, pressing a button on her desk. The wall behind her lit up, revealing the SkullHeart logo, along with hundreds of broadcasts from every part of the world.

 

[KakaSentYa]

"Are you in DC, Gemini? I <3 DC. I live in Boston, but DC will always be my home. I grew up on Dupont! Bri"

This is the most minor thing possible, but besides the obvious (i.e., Brianna is from Mississippi):

(1) You don't grow up "on" Dupont, you grow up "in" Dupont. Unless you're talking about the actual roundabout, "Dupont" refers to a neighbourhood.

(2) Nobody Brianna's age grew up in Dupont. It's crazy expensive now, but it was terrifying in the 80s. White people in their 30s grew up in upper Northwest DC or somewhere in the suburbs.

 

[Ruin]

I bet the second relic will be records of john's facial feminization surgery or something.

Mexican butchers don't keep records.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Thank goodness, some brain-damaged cuck has come along to lick John's mutilated genitals.

EDIT: With these Kengle-tier tweets, he's doubtlessly a mover and shaker in the tech world.

John's "team" has been refreshing this thread all fucking day

Will the evil Jack Gamergate never be brought to justice?

 

[Anightinchristine]

Ok, you know how the Will / Jaden Smith vehicle After Earth is like the epitome of stupid, impossible sci-fi character names with Cypher Rage?

"Britney, Rook, Taro and Tselinoyarask had gotten seats in the special V.I.P. section."

Apparently, before Wu was referencing the Metal Gear Solid infamy of Tselinoyarsk, the location.....

....she was actually naming a character Tselinoyarsk.

Lemme try:

"Cristina, Knight-to-Queen's-Pawn, Jicama, and Constantinople had gotten seats in the General Admission section."

Hey, this is fun!

I feel like this would make an amazing madlibs. I'm going to need a common name, a board game piece, an out-of-place game reference, and a country name.

 

[CWCissey]

I feel like this would make an amazing madlibs. I'm going to need a common name, a board game piece, an out-of-place game reference, and a country name.

Steve, the lead pipe from Cluedo, SCOOTER BROTHERS! and Slovakia

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Speaking of people who have lost touch with reality...

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Does anyone have an estimate for how much money BWu should have paid to Natalie if she'd been receiving the patreon money?

 

[Cynical]

John's in desperate need of relevance, it's so fucking obvious.

I also sense a little terror over what else we might expose about his sorry ass.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

John's "team" has been refreshing this thread all fucking day

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/untitled-3-jpg.72497/

Speaking of people who have lost touch with reality...

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Please remember: The reality Wu assesses is completely different from what you or I might experience. In her world, she is a successful game designer, an industry leader and a acknowledged voice for women in tech.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Who the fuck calls a look-up table an LUT table?

The same person who thinks applying a film LUT to a game will magically make the game look like the film. In other words, an idiot.

 

[Billpalazzo-sama]

John's "team" has been refreshing this thread all fucking day

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Will the evil Jack Gamergate never be brought to justice?

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The juxtaposition of those two twitter threads is just amazing. In the first, Brianna talks about how her office monitors gamergate for "risks to GSX", while in the second she insists that gamergate is powerless outside of internet comment sections.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Does anyone have an estimate for how much money BWu should have paid to Natalie if she'd been receiving the patreon money?

I think @Sarcastic Username estimated that Brianna made something around $32,000 in 2014 from her Patreon once they took their cut. At that period, her monthly amount was above the $2500 goal of having a personal assistant on staff so, in theory, all of that should have went to Natalie.

EDIT: Got the amount. It was $34,784.24.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

GamerGate is a bigger threat to the women and the world than those sandniggers in ISIS. - John Flynt aka Brianna Wu