The Awful Fursuit Thread - Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

[Shitted Scaredless]

Spoiler: Faces of the damned.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Spoiler: Faces of the damned.

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ah, babushka's porridge!

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Part 2

 

[Mao Hao Hao]

Part 2
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This person's updates feel like the chronicles of a serial killer. Like, they are straight up going to kill people while wearing that. The fact they use such a 'cute' font in pink makes it worse too.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Same serial killer, different horrible

 

[Booqueefius_Titanus]

Same serial killer, different horrible
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Considering how uninteresting horror movie trailers have been recently, why no one has picked up (as far as I know) how horrific some of these suits look to base a movie around is beyond me.

I found an unfinished head on Ebay selling for $170 + $4.75 shipping that reminds me of the Grinch from the 2000 Christmas movie:

Spoiler: Absolutely Bizzare

 

[CanineCannot]

Long time lurker, first time poster, hi everyone. found this thread a while back and had fun giggling at it for a few minutes when i get home from work every day. good times! makes me think of the old livejournal snark communities back in the day.

anyway! some species basically ALWAYS look bad. always been a believer that its impossible to make an anthro aquatic that doesnt look awful. doubley so if you're making a FURSUIT of it. So, here's some sharks -- if the fursuit doesn't look bad, remember, these are all listed as SHARKS.

Spoiler: Its only missing whiskers

Spoiler: bad wig and weird muscle padding and ears and oddly spaced eyes and decidedly nonsharky teeth

Spoiler: i think my fav part is the tail literally sits between the wearer's shoulder blades

Spoiler: kudos for being the most sharky of the bunch but those eyes dude

Spoiler: this one is not in fact a mascot costume according to the source as it was taken at a convention. kind of endearing tbh

Spoiler: everything about this one is really offputting to me, starting with head being bigger than 1/3 the wearer's body

lets hope i formatted everything correctly

 

[So Alive]

Why have you made me google 'shark fursuit', you are going to hell.

Spoiler: seemingly relisted for 4 years and never sold

https://www.thedealersden.com/listing/frill-shark/194225

Spoiler: sold for over....$2000

https://lemonbrat.com/products/pink-tipped-hammerhead-partial-fursuit

Spoiler: john c lillys sexual fantasy

 

[Catboi]

Why have you made me google 'shark fursuit', you are going to hell.

https://www.thedealersden.com/listing/frill-shark/194225 View attachment 3578088

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That bimbo shark is going to haunt me, even moreso knowing a troon will most likely buy it

 

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None of this is a fursuit.

 

[So Alive]

That bimbo shark is going to haunt me, even moreso knowing a troon will most likely buy it

Spoiler: somehow worse from the side

also man, quoting my formatting accident so it lives forever I see

 

[CanineCannot]

some found in dealer's den! some of these would be better if furries werent obsessed with using neon colors for absolutely everything. why do furries act like natural tones are a crime? lol

Spoiler: turtle

Spoiler: this is supposed to be a squirrel.

something about how uncomfortable the person wearing it looks in this pose makes it look like they are held here against their will and makes this suit doubley creepy to me]

Spoiler: selling the unfinished product

its apparently supposed to be finished when its bought but i dont know why you wouldn't finish it right now? so weird. that said, i dont know if finishing it will help it any

Spoiler: realistic fox

When will furries understand that just because you used taxidermy eyes doesn't make your suit realistic? Its not terrible, but the offcenter and kind of worried looking eyes and the really weirdly shaped ears tickled me a little bit. added bonus for the fact that ALL of the pictures are like upside down or sideways.

Spoiler: another realistic one

yeah compared to the other four-eyed maroon and yellow and purple and blue foxes with green teeth i've seen in real life it is pretty comparable.. not badly constructed at least and i do like the ears

Spoiler: has there ever been an instance where pre-patterened fur didnt look like shit

I'd really like to know

Spoiler: 60$

for a badly painted dino mask with foam bricks glued onto it .. and eyes that are both looking off to its right for some reason and are done in entirely different styles

Editing to add a few more

Spoiler: a magestic unicorn!

its a tissue box with a horn. the background makes it extra special

Spoiler: another pre-pattered fur monstrosity

its almost hard to tell which end is the front end

Spoiler: SPIRIT OF LOVE

i'm not even going to lie to you, i unironically LOVE this and would absolutely buy it if i could

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Same serial killer, different horrible
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Gives me this vibe (watch till end)

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Update on our serial killers progress

 

[CanineCannot]

Update on our serial killers progress
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i wonder if we'll ever discover what species this is supposed to be. 'excited' for the wrong reasons.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

why do furries act like natural tones are a crime?

coloring is the only way they can stylize their characters and have them stand apart, seeing as most every furry has the exact same artstyle and design habits

 

[So Alive]

Spoiler: more of john c lilys ideal partner

Spoiler: nipple piercing dolphin

found these using https://db.fursuit.me and going back to 2007ish and before.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Spoiler: somehow worse from the side

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I like this monstrosity because it's at least anatomically accurate to hammerheads. And that's really funny to me.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

 

[Pancake]

Spoiler: has there ever been an instance where pre-patterened fur didnt look like shit

View attachment 3585606 I'd really like to know

I'm not a fan of preprinted fabric either, however, I will say this maker in particular lives in Russia and it's difficult to get fabric there sometimes. They likely went with what they had available that matched the best.